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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with animemaster!...again...*
animemaster is sitting at Kile's desk
animemaster: Welcome! Gokuu and Mac are still looking for Kile; Kid is back from vacation and so is Serge. And we have guests to interview so let's bring them out!
*Please welcome our first guest, Zero from Pilot Candidate!*
animemaster: ....
Zero sits down next to animemaster's desk
Zero: Hey!
animemaster: ...Uh, yeah...Anyway, why do you sound and look like Tai Kamiya?
Zero: ....My lawyer says I should not answer that.
animemaster: .......Uh...huh.
Zero: Any other questions?
animemaster: I think....Oh, um, how did you get those powers?
Zero: I got high one too many times.
Bin Laden drops in
animemaster: What the hell?! We killed you!
Sadaam Hussein voice from South Park: Bigger, and Longer, and Uncut and has body like the Osama from MadBlast.com
Bin Laden : I was resurrected, Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Zero: I thought Kile was the only person who could do that...
animemaster: Someone must have brought him back with the DNA in his head...
Bin Laden: Now, to kill.
animemaster: WHAT!?
Bin Laden: This place is set to explode in half an hour! Ta-ta, I will return every now and then to see how you are faring!
Bin Laden jumps back through the ceiling
Zero: You bastards! You're gonna get me killed!
animemaster: Shut up.
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WITH GOKUU AND MAC
They are waking through a corridor in the jail
Gokuu: This is strangely quiet...
A prisoner jumps in front of him from out fo nowhere
Prisoner: Yu da new guy?
Gokuu: No, we are questing for my uncle.
Prisoner: Mebbe I can help you, I know everyone in dis place!
Gokuu: You know Kile Terro?
Prisoner: Ah, prisoner number 91366, yep.
Gokuu: Take me to him!
Prisoner: On one condition.
Gokuu: What?
Prisoner: I want some hentai!
Gokuu: .....Talk to Kile about that.
Prisoner: Okay.
They leave for Kile
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BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: Who's next?
*The next guest is Tetsuro Hoshino from Galaxy Express 999!*
Tetsuro sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Welcome Tetsuro!
Tetsuro: None of you are machines, are you?
animemaster: No. Anyway, here is are all-time most asked question, what are your feelings toward...Maetel?
Tetsuro: Hahh.....it's sad, I want her (Drools) (Goes back to normal) but she has my mother's body, it's driving me crazy!
Kid peeks from behind the curtain
Kid: It's just a copy, it's not really her.
Tetsuro: Hey, yeah! Alright! I can f&*% her without feeling like a motherf*&%er!
ragnarock: I bet he feels proud of himself.
animemaster: ....If you had the choice again, would you become a machine?
Tetsuro: Are you kidding? I couldn't f^%$ Maetel then!
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WITH KILE IN THE PRISON CAFETERIA
Kile: Sad to say, but...the food is better here than at the school.
Teenage prisoner: That's why I held up that convenience store!
Kile: You could've brought your lunch, or ate from the vending machines, or snack bar if your school had one.
Teenage prisoner: ......DAMMIT!!!
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WITH GOKUU AND MAC
Gokuu: So, who are you?
Prisoner: You don't recognize me?
Gokuu: ...No.
Prisoner: It's me!
The prisoner glows and his hair color changes to tan
Prisoner: Queza!
Mac: I should've known.
Queza: Yeah, you should've, now let's go.
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BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: What's this?
There is a detonater on the intercom
animemaster presses the blue button
sword master: Are you nuts!!??
The detonater shuts down
animemaster: We're safe, now.
sword master: ....Oh, well, I'll introduce the next guest.
*Please welcome our final guest, Magus!*
Magus sits next to animemaster's desk
Magus: ....
animemaster: We had you as a child on "Revenge of Interviews."
Magus: Yes, I recall that.
animemaster: So, how are you?
Magus: ......I miss my kitty.
animemaster: You sound like Kile....
Magus: .........
animemaster: ....Uh...huh. Um, do you miss your sister?
Magus: ......I miss my kitty.
animemaster: You said that, already.
Magus: I know...but I miss it!!
Magus breaks down into tears
Bin Laden drops in
animemaster: All this at once...
Bin Laden: I know you destroyed the detonater, so, I will destroy this place right here and now, with this!
Bin Laden holds up a detonater
Bin Laden: When I press this button, all will go BOOM!!!!
animemaster: You'll kill yourself along with us!
Bin Laden: ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Oh, well. Suck on this a while!
Bin Laden brings his finger down to the detonater
animemaster: NO!!!
animemaster grabs Gunnister from under the desk
animemaster: SUCK THIS!!
animemaster fires the extremely powerful Gunnister energy gun, incinerating Bin Laden
animemaster: Whew...
A few hairs are caught by the wind
animemaster: Well, this was a action filled episode...or chapter...or whatever..
ALL: Good night, everybody!
ragnarock: What if it's 10:00 AM where the readers are?
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: Gokuu better find Kile.
ragnarock: It's just not the same.
sword master: ..........If he's so kickass powerful why did he not fight back?
ragnarock: Yeah, and how did cops get to the Spirit World?
animemaster: Let's not try to reason this out....just smile and nod.
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THE END
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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with animemaster!...again...*
animemaster is sitting at Kile's desk
animemaster: Welcome! Gokuu and Mac are still looking for Kile; Kid is back from vacation and so is Serge. And we have guests to interview so let's bring them out!
*Please welcome our first guest, Zero from Pilot Candidate!*
animemaster: ....
Zero sits down next to animemaster's desk
Zero: Hey!
animemaster: ...Uh, yeah...Anyway, why do you sound and look like Tai Kamiya?
Zero: ....My lawyer says I should not answer that.
animemaster: .......Uh...huh.
Zero: Any other questions?
animemaster: I think....Oh, um, how did you get those powers?
Zero: I got high one too many times.
Bin Laden drops in
animemaster: What the hell?! We killed you!
Sadaam Hussein voice from South Park: Bigger, and Longer, and Uncut and has body like the Osama from MadBlast.com
Bin Laden : I was resurrected, Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Zero: I thought Kile was the only person who could do that...
animemaster: Someone must have brought him back with the DNA in his head...
Bin Laden: Now, to kill.
animemaster: WHAT!?
Bin Laden: This place is set to explode in half an hour! Ta-ta, I will return every now and then to see how you are faring!
Bin Laden jumps back through the ceiling
Zero: You bastards! You're gonna get me killed!
animemaster: Shut up.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
WITH GOKUU AND MAC
They are waking through a corridor in the jail
Gokuu: This is strangely quiet...
A prisoner jumps in front of him from out fo nowhere
Prisoner: Yu da new guy?
Gokuu: No, we are questing for my uncle.
Prisoner: Mebbe I can help you, I know everyone in dis place!
Gokuu: You know Kile Terro?
Prisoner: Ah, prisoner number 91366, yep.
Gokuu: Take me to him!
Prisoner: On one condition.
Gokuu: What?
Prisoner: I want some hentai!
Gokuu: .....Talk to Kile about that.
Prisoner: Okay.
They leave for Kile
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BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: Who's next?
*The next guest is Tetsuro Hoshino from Galaxy Express 999!*
Tetsuro sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Welcome Tetsuro!
Tetsuro: None of you are machines, are you?
animemaster: No. Anyway, here is are all-time most asked question, what are your feelings toward...Maetel?
Tetsuro: Hahh.....it's sad, I want her (Drools) (Goes back to normal) but she has my mother's body, it's driving me crazy!
Kid peeks from behind the curtain
Kid: It's just a copy, it's not really her.
Tetsuro: Hey, yeah! Alright! I can f&*% her without feeling like a motherf*&%er!
ragnarock: I bet he feels proud of himself.
animemaster: ....If you had the choice again, would you become a machine?
Tetsuro: Are you kidding? I couldn't f^%$ Maetel then!
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WITH KILE IN THE PRISON CAFETERIA
Kile: Sad to say, but...the food is better here than at the school.
Teenage prisoner: That's why I held up that convenience store!
Kile: You could've brought your lunch, or ate from the vending machines, or snack bar if your school had one.
Teenage prisoner: ......DAMMIT!!!
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WITH GOKUU AND MAC
Gokuu: So, who are you?
Prisoner: You don't recognize me?
Gokuu: ...No.
Prisoner: It's me!
The prisoner glows and his hair color changes to tan
Prisoner: Queza!
Mac: I should've known.
Queza: Yeah, you should've, now let's go.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: What's this?
There is a detonater on the intercom
animemaster presses the blue button
sword master: Are you nuts!!??
The detonater shuts down
animemaster: We're safe, now.
sword master: ....Oh, well, I'll introduce the next guest.
*Please welcome our final guest, Magus!*
Magus sits next to animemaster's desk
Magus: ....
animemaster: We had you as a child on "Revenge of Interviews."
Magus: Yes, I recall that.
animemaster: So, how are you?
Magus: ......I miss my kitty.
animemaster: You sound like Kile....
Magus: .........
animemaster: ....Uh...huh. Um, do you miss your sister?
Magus: ......I miss my kitty.
animemaster: You said that, already.
Magus: I know...but I miss it!!
Magus breaks down into tears
Bin Laden drops in
animemaster: All this at once...
Bin Laden: I know you destroyed the detonater, so, I will destroy this place right here and now, with this!
Bin Laden holds up a detonater
Bin Laden: When I press this button, all will go BOOM!!!!
animemaster: You'll kill yourself along with us!
Bin Laden: ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Oh, well. Suck on this a while!
Bin Laden brings his finger down to the detonater
animemaster: NO!!!
animemaster grabs Gunnister from under the desk
animemaster: SUCK THIS!!
animemaster fires the extremely powerful Gunnister energy gun, incinerating Bin Laden
animemaster: Whew...
A few hairs are caught by the wind
animemaster: Well, this was a action filled episode...or chapter...or whatever..
ALL: Good night, everybody!
ragnarock: What if it's 10:00 AM where the readers are?
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
STAFF ROOM
animemaster: Gokuu better find Kile.
ragnarock: It's just not the same.
sword master: ..........If he's so kickass powerful why did he not fight back?
ragnarock: Yeah, and how did cops get to the Spirit World?
animemaster: Let's not try to reason this out....just smile and nod.
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THE END
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