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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with animemaster....*
animemaster: .....Hey, everyone....
ragnarock: ....This is depressing...what happened to Kile, think he's still alive?
animemaster: No.
ragnarock: ???!!!
animemaster: He wasn't to begin with.
sword master: We better get to work...
*Please welcome our first guest, Ryu from Breath of Fire 4!*
Ryu sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Hey, Ryu, wassup?
No answer
animemaster: ....Now I know how Kile felt when he had to interview mutes.
Ryu moves his hands around
animemaster: .....Uh...huh...Soooo, uh, What's it like being a dragon?
Ryu moves his arms around
animemaster: ...Hard to be discreet when going into Wal-Mart....? Uhh......Was it cool when you fused with Fou-lu?
Ryu moves his arms around
animemaster: ...Like a thousand and one bags of pot...?
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With Gokuu, Mac, and Queza
Queza: Behind these doors is the cafeteria...where Kile was last seen.
Gokuu opens the doors
Loud Kid Rock music is playing
Kile is singing the part of Kid Rock while standing on a table
Kile: I'm gonna f%&^ some hos after I rock this place!!!
Queza: He makes an impression wherever he goes.
Mac: KILE!!!
Music ends
Kile: Huh? Mac, what're you doing here?
Mac: We heard there was a party and decided to crash it--WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING HERE???!!! TO BUST YOU OUT!!!
Kile: Okay, let's go.
They walk out of the cafeteria
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BACK AT THE SET
*Please welcome our next guest, X from Mega Man X!
X sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Welcome, X.
X: Great to be here.
animemaster: What's it like being a robot?
X: It's harder than you think, once you press reset we have to start all over again.
animemaster: .......Who do you think is more dangerous Dr. Wily or Sigma?
X: Sigma...he is powered by a Duracell battery.
animemaster: ......
Bin Laden drops in
animemaster: ...........Is Bin Laden perchance triplets?
Bin Laden (You know how he sounds and looks by now from the other two stories...): The good docter keeps bringing me back! I will destroy you ALL!!!
animemaster speaks into the intercom
animemaster: Serge, take care of this guy.
Serge comes out and they begin to battle
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WITH THE OTHER THREE ON THE FREEWAY
They are driving a stolen getaway car going at 207 MPH
Kile: They just keep coming!!!
They are being followed by cops
Mac is driving
Mac: Flare 'em!!!
Kile opens the sun roof
Kile: RED FLARE-HAH!!!!!!
Kile uses the Red Flare on the cops
Gokuu: That'll slow them down for a while.......Where's Queza?
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BACK AT THE SET
*Please welcome our last guest, Jim from Outlaw Star!*
Jim sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Welcome, Jim.
Jim: Hi!
animemaster: What is like to be on the good side of a Ctarl-Ctarl?
Jim: Scary...Aisha is a perverted little catgirl...
animemaster: ???
Jim: I am no longer pure...
animemaster: Well, this's scary. Oh, do you realize you killed your girlfriend who had the cats?
Jim: I...I did???!!!
animemaster: That's right, she was that Onten person who was trying to kill you guys.
Jim begins to cry
Kid escorts him offstage
Serge and Bin Laden are still battling
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WITH THE THREE
A bullet train comes out of nowhere and crushes the cop cars behind them
Mac: We don't have to worry about THEM anymore!
Kile: Good old Queza.
A building is ahead
Kile: Is that the studio where "Interviews" is being taped???!!!
Mac: HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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IN THE SET
The car crashes through the wall
animemaster: Kile!
Kile: It's great to be back!
Serge is still battling Bin Laden
ragnarock: Do something about Bin Laden!
Kile: Okay. Hey Osama!
Serge runs off
Bin Laden: Huh?
Kile: You hungry?
Bin Laden: Uh-huh.
Kile grabs Gunnister
Kile: THEN EAT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile fires a #7 energy shell
Bin Laden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bin Laden is completely incenerated.....nothing is left
sword master: GO KILE!!!
Kile sits in his usual spot
Kile: Good night, everybody!
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: It's great to have you back, Kile!
Kile: It's great to BE back.
ragnarock: Do you think that the cops'll come after you?
Kile: ....I dunno.
sword master: Or if any bounty hunters will be after you?
Kile: Hah, me, a bounty hunter bounty head.
Gokuu: You have mail, Kile.
Kile takes it
animemaster: Who's it from?
Kile: The Department of Unidentified Ideals. Huh, it's the first time I've been happy to receive a DUI...
Gokuu: Ha...ha...very funny.......
Kile: .............(Read-read)......We're off the hook!
animemaster: Great!
Kile: Did I say we were off the hook? I meant we're being cancelled. Get ready for our last show.
ALL: (GASP!)
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THE END
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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with animemaster....*
animemaster: .....Hey, everyone....
ragnarock: ....This is depressing...what happened to Kile, think he's still alive?
animemaster: No.
ragnarock: ???!!!
animemaster: He wasn't to begin with.
sword master: We better get to work...
*Please welcome our first guest, Ryu from Breath of Fire 4!*
Ryu sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Hey, Ryu, wassup?
No answer
animemaster: ....Now I know how Kile felt when he had to interview mutes.
Ryu moves his hands around
animemaster: .....Uh...huh...Soooo, uh, What's it like being a dragon?
Ryu moves his arms around
animemaster: ...Hard to be discreet when going into Wal-Mart....? Uhh......Was it cool when you fused with Fou-lu?
Ryu moves his arms around
animemaster: ...Like a thousand and one bags of pot...?
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With Gokuu, Mac, and Queza
Queza: Behind these doors is the cafeteria...where Kile was last seen.
Gokuu opens the doors
Loud Kid Rock music is playing
Kile is singing the part of Kid Rock while standing on a table
Kile: I'm gonna f%&^ some hos after I rock this place!!!
Queza: He makes an impression wherever he goes.
Mac: KILE!!!
Music ends
Kile: Huh? Mac, what're you doing here?
Mac: We heard there was a party and decided to crash it--WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING HERE???!!! TO BUST YOU OUT!!!
Kile: Okay, let's go.
They walk out of the cafeteria
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BACK AT THE SET
*Please welcome our next guest, X from Mega Man X!
X sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Welcome, X.
X: Great to be here.
animemaster: What's it like being a robot?
X: It's harder than you think, once you press reset we have to start all over again.
animemaster: .......Who do you think is more dangerous Dr. Wily or Sigma?
X: Sigma...he is powered by a Duracell battery.
animemaster: ......
Bin Laden drops in
animemaster: ...........Is Bin Laden perchance triplets?
Bin Laden (You know how he sounds and looks by now from the other two stories...): The good docter keeps bringing me back! I will destroy you ALL!!!
animemaster speaks into the intercom
animemaster: Serge, take care of this guy.
Serge comes out and they begin to battle
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WITH THE OTHER THREE ON THE FREEWAY
They are driving a stolen getaway car going at 207 MPH
Kile: They just keep coming!!!
They are being followed by cops
Mac is driving
Mac: Flare 'em!!!
Kile opens the sun roof
Kile: RED FLARE-HAH!!!!!!
Kile uses the Red Flare on the cops
Gokuu: That'll slow them down for a while.......Where's Queza?
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BACK AT THE SET
*Please welcome our last guest, Jim from Outlaw Star!*
Jim sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: Welcome, Jim.
Jim: Hi!
animemaster: What is like to be on the good side of a Ctarl-Ctarl?
Jim: Scary...Aisha is a perverted little catgirl...
animemaster: ???
Jim: I am no longer pure...
animemaster: Well, this's scary. Oh, do you realize you killed your girlfriend who had the cats?
Jim: I...I did???!!!
animemaster: That's right, she was that Onten person who was trying to kill you guys.
Jim begins to cry
Kid escorts him offstage
Serge and Bin Laden are still battling
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WITH THE THREE
A bullet train comes out of nowhere and crushes the cop cars behind them
Mac: We don't have to worry about THEM anymore!
Kile: Good old Queza.
A building is ahead
Kile: Is that the studio where "Interviews" is being taped???!!!
Mac: HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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IN THE SET
The car crashes through the wall
animemaster: Kile!
Kile: It's great to be back!
Serge is still battling Bin Laden
ragnarock: Do something about Bin Laden!
Kile: Okay. Hey Osama!
Serge runs off
Bin Laden: Huh?
Kile: You hungry?
Bin Laden: Uh-huh.
Kile grabs Gunnister
Kile: THEN EAT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile fires a #7 energy shell
Bin Laden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bin Laden is completely incenerated.....nothing is left
sword master: GO KILE!!!
Kile sits in his usual spot
Kile: Good night, everybody!
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: It's great to have you back, Kile!
Kile: It's great to BE back.
ragnarock: Do you think that the cops'll come after you?
Kile: ....I dunno.
sword master: Or if any bounty hunters will be after you?
Kile: Hah, me, a bounty hunter bounty head.
Gokuu: You have mail, Kile.
Kile takes it
animemaster: Who's it from?
Kile: The Department of Unidentified Ideals. Huh, it's the first time I've been happy to receive a DUI...
Gokuu: Ha...ha...very funny.......
Kile: .............(Read-read)......We're off the hook!
animemaster: Great!
Kile: Did I say we were off the hook? I meant we're being cancelled. Get ready for our last show.
ALL: (GASP!)
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THE END
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