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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show hosted today by Kile and animemaster!*
Kile is sitting at his desk
Kile: Welcome...today we will be looking at the screw ups from the past chapters for your reading pleasure. We are doing the same as other shows these days--
animemaster: Yeah, cheap-ass clip shows.
Kile: Of bloopers! Roll it!
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Chapter 1: KUJA
Kile: Kuja.....
Kuja: ....Yeah?
Kile: .....I forgot. Ah, screw it.
Kuja: No, thanks...
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Chapter 1: THE SHOT
Kile: Okay, this concludes our show, I hope you enjoyed it, I need to take my friend animemaster to the hospital now. I would like to thank our guests Serge, Zelda, Kuja, and Cloud for coming.
A bullet whizzes past Kile and hits Zelda's breasts, deflating them
Kile: Hey! Balloons!
Zelda: I paid good money on that surgery! LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda runs away screaming
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Chapter 2: MASAMUNE
Kile jumps into the air and onto the desk.
Kile: HAHAHA!!!! No rope can hold The Great Kile Terro!
Sephiroth draws the Masamune and slap Kile in the side of the head with it
Kile: D'oh! Dammit!
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Chapter 2: SHACK UP
Kile: What part of "get out" don't you understand?!
animemaster: Uh.....Uh.......Uh.......The get part.
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ON THE SET
Kile: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so funny!
animemaster: Actually Kile, those all appear to be random acts of stupidity....like Nick Diamond.
Kile: Who loves orange soda? I do, I do, I do, I do...ooh...
animemaster: Where're the next scenes???
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Chapter 3: TIDUS
Tidus walks out onto the stage and sits in the chair next to Kile's desk
Kile: ...............
Tidus: .................
Kile: ...............
Tidus: .................
Kile: DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Kile hits Tidus over the head with an axe
Tidus: AH! AH! AHHH!!!!!! Oh! Look!
He points at the axe's blade
Kile: N'yag!
The blade has been totalled
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Chapter 3: NYMPHOMANIAC
Sasami jumps up and adult toys fall from her clothes
Sasami: Oh, my GOD!!
Ryo-Ohki falls out of her clothes with a carrot
Ryo-Ohki: Myao! Myao!
Kile: CUTIE!!!!
Ryo-Ohkie jumps back into the Sasami's clothes with the carrot
Sasami: OH, YEAH!!! WORK THAT CARROT!!!
ALL: .....................
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Chapter 4: SIEG HEIL!
Kile: I am gonna have a SERIOUS talk with Ragnarock when this is over, I thought the last guests were terrible....these guys are worse.
Ivan: Siddown-and-go-about-your-NORMAL-business...Sieg heil!
He does a Nazi salute
Kile: Did he just say "See Kile?"
ALL: .............Uh.......
Kile: DIE!!!!
Kile lunges at Ivan
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Chapter 4: SEX
BACKSTAGE
animemaster: Kid, I need you to do me a favor.
Kid: I'm not 'avin' sex widcha.
animemaster: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
animemaster runs away screaming and crying
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ON THE SET
Kile: You worm!
animemaster: Kile! It's not what you think.
Kile: Whew. Good.....Let's move on, shall we?
animemaster: ........Uh......Alright.
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Chapter 5: OSAMA'S RETURNING RETURN
Bin Laden drops back in
animemaster: NOW, SERGE!!!!
animemaster jumps backstage
Bin Laden: Wha--??
animemaster speeds out from behind the curtain on a torpedo
animemaster: Yeah-hah!
Bin Laden cartwheel flips away
animemaster has lost control of the torpedo and zooms out of sight
ragnarock: ....Where's he going?
WITH KILE
Kile: Hahh......hahh......No more.....Can't move...
Kid: Ya may wanna move....
Kile: Huh?
A mysterious explosion envelops Kile's Refuge
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Chapter 5: BOUNTY HEAD (IF OSAMA WASN'T CAUGHT)
animemaster: We lost that bounty head.
Ramza: Yeah........
animemaster: .....But we won't lose you!
animemaster chases Ramza around with a sword
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Chapter 6: MO-LEST-Y!
*Please welcome our first guest, Spike from Cowboy Bebop!*
Spike sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Welcome, Spike.
Spike: Great being here.
Kile: Okay, Just how DID you lose that eye?
Spike: I was doing Julia, when she became lost in animal instinct and scratched my eye out, licked at it and called it a third ball....
Kile: Well, doesn't THAT get your mojo working, huh?! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike: Ugh...
Kile: Who is the sexiest girl on the Bebop in your opinion?
Spike: Edward.
Kile: I agree.
Spike: ....Wanna go look for her?
Kile: Sure.
They leave
animemaster: Where're they going.
ragnarock: Something about molesting.
animemaster: NOT AGAIN, KILE!
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Chapter 6: RAGNALOK???
Cop 1: Kile Ragnalok Terro, you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Cop 2: RAGNALOK?????? What the hell kind of name is that?
Cop 1: The name of an.......ALIEN!
Cop 2: I just hope they execute you...permanently.
Kile: ......Eh, I've had a good run.
Cop 1: Come with us, Alien!
They drag Kile away
Kile: ARGH!! KT phone home!!
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ON THE SET
Kile: Ah, I remember that...
animemaster: So do I...
Kile: Hah, the good old days of sex, booze, and arrests.
animemaster: Those WERE the golden years.
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Chapter 7: DAFT PUNK
Gokuu: Sir?
FBI agent: Yeah, kid?
Gokuu: Would you kindly free my uncle Kile?
FBI agent: Are you daft, punk?
Gokuu: No, I am not Daft Punk.
FBI agent: No, no, daft, punk! Are you daft!?
Gokuu: I'm telling you, I'm not Daft Punk!
Pyra runs up
Pyra: Can I get your autograph, Daft Punk? Wait a second! You're not Daft Punk!
Gokuu: What have I been saying?!
Pyra: You're a monkey!
Pyra notices Gokuu's black monkey tail
Gokuu: I try to keep it hidden! Kile told me about you! EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyra hits him with a BIG stick
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Chapter 7: "Cock" has More than One Meaning...
*Please welcome our next guest Tenchi Masaki from Tenchi Muyo!!*
Tenchi sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: We haven't seen you since the Sasami incident.
Tenchi: Yeah, yeah, where are the babes?
animemaster: Huh?
Tenchi: Look, I downed half a gallon of viagra, and I would appreciate it if I could f%*% a chick before it explodes!
animemaster: I'm afraid to ask what would explode...
Tenchi: My cock.
animemaster: ARGH!!!
Tenchi: See?
Tenchi holds up a rooster
animemaster: ....
The rooster blows up
animemaster: Now that that's over--
Tenchi: What do you mean "over???" I still need to f%^* a chick before it explodes!
An explosion is heard in Tenchi's pants as the front of them expand then retract
Tenchi: .........Uh-oh.........
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Chapter 8: WHAT'S WITH THE FASCINATION WITH THE WORD SUCK?
Bin Laden: When I press this button, all will go BOOM!!!!
animemaster: You'll kill yourself along with us!
Bin Laden: ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Oh, well. Suck on this a while!
Bin Laden brings his finger down to the detonater
animemaster: NO!!!
animemaster grabs a pacifier and throws it at Bin Laden
animemaster: SUCK THIS!!
Bin Laden: Ooh?
Bin Laden puts it in his mouth and metally reverts to a child
Bin Laden explodes and a few hairs are caught by the wind
ragnarock: What the HELL was with that?
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Chapter 8: 10:00 AM
ALL: Good night, everybody!
ragnarock: What if it's 10:00 AM where the readers are?
animemaster: Then Kile will seduce the women of "Tenchi Muyo!."
sword master: Too late.
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ON THE SET
Kile: HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Hahh, we live such interesting lives.
animemaster: This is all retarded.
Kile: That's the point!
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Chapter 9: IS HOS SUCH A BAD WORD?
With Gokuu, Mac, and Queza
Queza: Behind these doors is the cafeteria...where Kile was last seen.
Gokuu opens the doors
Loud Kid Rock music is playing
Kile is singing the part of Kid Rock while standing on a table
Kile: I'm gonna f%&^ some hos after I rock this place!!!
Queza: He makes an impression wherever he goes.
Mac: KILE!!!
Music ends
Kile: Huh? Mac, what're you doing here?
Mac: We heard there was a party and decided to crash it--WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING HERE???!!! TO BUST YOU OUT!!!
Kile: Okay, let's go.
They walk out of the cafeteria
Kile looks at a guard
Kile: Bye, Jeod.
Jeod: Bye-bye, Kid Rock!
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Chapter 9: EAT THIS!
The car crashes through the wall
animemaster: Kile!
Kile: It's great to be back!
Serge is still battling Bin Laden
ragnarock: Do something about Bin Laden!
Kile: Okay. Hey Osama!
Serge runs off
Bin Laden: Huh?
Kile: You hungry?
Bin Laden: Uh-huh.
Kile grabs Gunnister
Kile: THEN EAT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile fires a #7 energy shell
Bin Laden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bin Laden eats it
Bin Laden: YUM!!!
Kile: Uhh.........
Bin Laden: Oooooohhhhhhhhhh............My stomach...
Bin Laden farts and blow up
Kile: DAMN!! I didn't realize how stinky pure energy was!
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Chapter 10: SQUARESOFT
Kile: Did you find out anything more about the mispelling of your final form?
Sephiroth: .....Well...let me put it this way...Squaresoft is gonna be looking for new translaters.
Kile: Power to the People! Now I can get a job there.
Sephiroth: Sorry, Bill Gates made clones of himselft and sent them to work there.
Kile: That damn bastard is ALWAYS two and a half steps ahead of me.
Sephiroth: A half?
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Chapter 10: RETURN OF THE NYMPHOMANIAC
Kile: How's the Masaki household been?
Sasami: Not that good, Tenchi does everyone but me...Whoa! I mean all the girls but me!
Kile: ......
Sasami: How about you?
Kile: 'Bout me, what?
Sasami: You like young girls, right?
Kile: ......I'm 1,000,061, ANY girl is young compared to me.
Sasami: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Kile: Yeah.
Sasami: YAY!!!
Kile: Huh?
Sasami gets up and sits on Kile's lap in a *ahem* perverted way
Sasami: Just let me sit like this for a while...teehee...
animemaster: I'm guessing she like older men.
Sasami: What's this thing poking me through your pants?
Kile: M-my car keys--Yeah, that's it! My car keys!
animemaster: You don't have a car...or a license for that matter.
Kile: Just drop it before Kid appears.
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ON THE SET
animemaster: You sick child molesting bastard.
Kile: She sat on my lap! It wasn't like I had her lean over and
(------------------------------------------CENSORED---------------------------------------------) and with her mother too!
animemaster: ....New censor....
Kile: Oh, well..Good night, good fight, good f^#k.
A sweatdrop forms over animemaster's head
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: I was proud of that!
animemaster: You would....
Kile: Ah, clip shows are some of my favorite kind.
animemaster: They would....
Kile: You're getting on my nerves.
animemaster: I would.
Mac: Shut up! I'm trying to sleep.
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THE END
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Interviews
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show hosted today by Kile and animemaster!*
Kile is sitting at his desk
Kile: Welcome...today we will be looking at the screw ups from the past chapters for your reading pleasure. We are doing the same as other shows these days--
animemaster: Yeah, cheap-ass clip shows.
Kile: Of bloopers! Roll it!
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Chapter 1: KUJA
Kile: Kuja.....
Kuja: ....Yeah?
Kile: .....I forgot. Ah, screw it.
Kuja: No, thanks...
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Chapter 1: THE SHOT
Kile: Okay, this concludes our show, I hope you enjoyed it, I need to take my friend animemaster to the hospital now. I would like to thank our guests Serge, Zelda, Kuja, and Cloud for coming.
A bullet whizzes past Kile and hits Zelda's breasts, deflating them
Kile: Hey! Balloons!
Zelda: I paid good money on that surgery! LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda runs away screaming
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Chapter 2: MASAMUNE
Kile jumps into the air and onto the desk.
Kile: HAHAHA!!!! No rope can hold The Great Kile Terro!
Sephiroth draws the Masamune and slap Kile in the side of the head with it
Kile: D'oh! Dammit!
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Chapter 2: SHACK UP
Kile: What part of "get out" don't you understand?!
animemaster: Uh.....Uh.......Uh.......The get part.
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ON THE SET
Kile: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so funny!
animemaster: Actually Kile, those all appear to be random acts of stupidity....like Nick Diamond.
Kile: Who loves orange soda? I do, I do, I do, I do...ooh...
animemaster: Where're the next scenes???
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Chapter 3: TIDUS
Tidus walks out onto the stage and sits in the chair next to Kile's desk
Kile: ...............
Tidus: .................
Kile: ...............
Tidus: .................
Kile: DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Kile hits Tidus over the head with an axe
Tidus: AH! AH! AHHH!!!!!! Oh! Look!
He points at the axe's blade
Kile: N'yag!
The blade has been totalled
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Chapter 3: NYMPHOMANIAC
Sasami jumps up and adult toys fall from her clothes
Sasami: Oh, my GOD!!
Ryo-Ohki falls out of her clothes with a carrot
Ryo-Ohki: Myao! Myao!
Kile: CUTIE!!!!
Ryo-Ohkie jumps back into the Sasami's clothes with the carrot
Sasami: OH, YEAH!!! WORK THAT CARROT!!!
ALL: .....................
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Chapter 4: SIEG HEIL!
Kile: I am gonna have a SERIOUS talk with Ragnarock when this is over, I thought the last guests were terrible....these guys are worse.
Ivan: Siddown-and-go-about-your-NORMAL-business...Sieg heil!
He does a Nazi salute
Kile: Did he just say "See Kile?"
ALL: .............Uh.......
Kile: DIE!!!!
Kile lunges at Ivan
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Chapter 4: SEX
BACKSTAGE
animemaster: Kid, I need you to do me a favor.
Kid: I'm not 'avin' sex widcha.
animemaster: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
animemaster runs away screaming and crying
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ON THE SET
Kile: You worm!
animemaster: Kile! It's not what you think.
Kile: Whew. Good.....Let's move on, shall we?
animemaster: ........Uh......Alright.
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Chapter 5: OSAMA'S RETURNING RETURN
Bin Laden drops back in
animemaster: NOW, SERGE!!!!
animemaster jumps backstage
Bin Laden: Wha--??
animemaster speeds out from behind the curtain on a torpedo
animemaster: Yeah-hah!
Bin Laden cartwheel flips away
animemaster has lost control of the torpedo and zooms out of sight
ragnarock: ....Where's he going?
WITH KILE
Kile: Hahh......hahh......No more.....Can't move...
Kid: Ya may wanna move....
Kile: Huh?
A mysterious explosion envelops Kile's Refuge
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Chapter 5: BOUNTY HEAD (IF OSAMA WASN'T CAUGHT)
animemaster: We lost that bounty head.
Ramza: Yeah........
animemaster: .....But we won't lose you!
animemaster chases Ramza around with a sword
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Chapter 6: MO-LEST-Y!
*Please welcome our first guest, Spike from Cowboy Bebop!*
Spike sits next to Kile's desk
Kile: Welcome, Spike.
Spike: Great being here.
Kile: Okay, Just how DID you lose that eye?
Spike: I was doing Julia, when she became lost in animal instinct and scratched my eye out, licked at it and called it a third ball....
Kile: Well, doesn't THAT get your mojo working, huh?! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike: Ugh...
Kile: Who is the sexiest girl on the Bebop in your opinion?
Spike: Edward.
Kile: I agree.
Spike: ....Wanna go look for her?
Kile: Sure.
They leave
animemaster: Where're they going.
ragnarock: Something about molesting.
animemaster: NOT AGAIN, KILE!
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Chapter 6: RAGNALOK???
Cop 1: Kile Ragnalok Terro, you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Cop 2: RAGNALOK?????? What the hell kind of name is that?
Cop 1: The name of an.......ALIEN!
Cop 2: I just hope they execute you...permanently.
Kile: ......Eh, I've had a good run.
Cop 1: Come with us, Alien!
They drag Kile away
Kile: ARGH!! KT phone home!!
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ON THE SET
Kile: Ah, I remember that...
animemaster: So do I...
Kile: Hah, the good old days of sex, booze, and arrests.
animemaster: Those WERE the golden years.
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Chapter 7: DAFT PUNK
Gokuu: Sir?
FBI agent: Yeah, kid?
Gokuu: Would you kindly free my uncle Kile?
FBI agent: Are you daft, punk?
Gokuu: No, I am not Daft Punk.
FBI agent: No, no, daft, punk! Are you daft!?
Gokuu: I'm telling you, I'm not Daft Punk!
Pyra runs up
Pyra: Can I get your autograph, Daft Punk? Wait a second! You're not Daft Punk!
Gokuu: What have I been saying?!
Pyra: You're a monkey!
Pyra notices Gokuu's black monkey tail
Gokuu: I try to keep it hidden! Kile told me about you! EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyra hits him with a BIG stick
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Chapter 7: "Cock" has More than One Meaning...
*Please welcome our next guest Tenchi Masaki from Tenchi Muyo!!*
Tenchi sits next to animemaster's desk
animemaster: We haven't seen you since the Sasami incident.
Tenchi: Yeah, yeah, where are the babes?
animemaster: Huh?
Tenchi: Look, I downed half a gallon of viagra, and I would appreciate it if I could f%*% a chick before it explodes!
animemaster: I'm afraid to ask what would explode...
Tenchi: My cock.
animemaster: ARGH!!!
Tenchi: See?
Tenchi holds up a rooster
animemaster: ....
The rooster blows up
animemaster: Now that that's over--
Tenchi: What do you mean "over???" I still need to f%^* a chick before it explodes!
An explosion is heard in Tenchi's pants as the front of them expand then retract
Tenchi: .........Uh-oh.........
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Chapter 8: WHAT'S WITH THE FASCINATION WITH THE WORD SUCK?
Bin Laden: When I press this button, all will go BOOM!!!!
animemaster: You'll kill yourself along with us!
Bin Laden: ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Oh, well. Suck on this a while!
Bin Laden brings his finger down to the detonater
animemaster: NO!!!
animemaster grabs a pacifier and throws it at Bin Laden
animemaster: SUCK THIS!!
Bin Laden: Ooh?
Bin Laden puts it in his mouth and metally reverts to a child
Bin Laden explodes and a few hairs are caught by the wind
ragnarock: What the HELL was with that?
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Chapter 8: 10:00 AM
ALL: Good night, everybody!
ragnarock: What if it's 10:00 AM where the readers are?
animemaster: Then Kile will seduce the women of "Tenchi Muyo!."
sword master: Too late.
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ON THE SET
Kile: HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Hahh, we live such interesting lives.
animemaster: This is all retarded.
Kile: That's the point!
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Chapter 9: IS HOS SUCH A BAD WORD?
With Gokuu, Mac, and Queza
Queza: Behind these doors is the cafeteria...where Kile was last seen.
Gokuu opens the doors
Loud Kid Rock music is playing
Kile is singing the part of Kid Rock while standing on a table
Kile: I'm gonna f%&^ some hos after I rock this place!!!
Queza: He makes an impression wherever he goes.
Mac: KILE!!!
Music ends
Kile: Huh? Mac, what're you doing here?
Mac: We heard there was a party and decided to crash it--WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING HERE???!!! TO BUST YOU OUT!!!
Kile: Okay, let's go.
They walk out of the cafeteria
Kile looks at a guard
Kile: Bye, Jeod.
Jeod: Bye-bye, Kid Rock!
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Chapter 9: EAT THIS!
The car crashes through the wall
animemaster: Kile!
Kile: It's great to be back!
Serge is still battling Bin Laden
ragnarock: Do something about Bin Laden!
Kile: Okay. Hey Osama!
Serge runs off
Bin Laden: Huh?
Kile: You hungry?
Bin Laden: Uh-huh.
Kile grabs Gunnister
Kile: THEN EAT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile fires a #7 energy shell
Bin Laden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bin Laden eats it
Bin Laden: YUM!!!
Kile: Uhh.........
Bin Laden: Oooooohhhhhhhhhh............My stomach...
Bin Laden farts and blow up
Kile: DAMN!! I didn't realize how stinky pure energy was!
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 10: SQUARESOFT
Kile: Did you find out anything more about the mispelling of your final form?
Sephiroth: .....Well...let me put it this way...Squaresoft is gonna be looking for new translaters.
Kile: Power to the People! Now I can get a job there.
Sephiroth: Sorry, Bill Gates made clones of himselft and sent them to work there.
Kile: That damn bastard is ALWAYS two and a half steps ahead of me.
Sephiroth: A half?
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Chapter 10: RETURN OF THE NYMPHOMANIAC
Kile: How's the Masaki household been?
Sasami: Not that good, Tenchi does everyone but me...Whoa! I mean all the girls but me!
Kile: ......
Sasami: How about you?
Kile: 'Bout me, what?
Sasami: You like young girls, right?
Kile: ......I'm 1,000,061, ANY girl is young compared to me.
Sasami: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Kile: Yeah.
Sasami: YAY!!!
Kile: Huh?
Sasami gets up and sits on Kile's lap in a *ahem* perverted way
Sasami: Just let me sit like this for a while...teehee...
animemaster: I'm guessing she like older men.
Sasami: What's this thing poking me through your pants?
Kile: M-my car keys--Yeah, that's it! My car keys!
animemaster: You don't have a car...or a license for that matter.
Kile: Just drop it before Kid appears.
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ON THE SET
animemaster: You sick child molesting bastard.
Kile: She sat on my lap! It wasn't like I had her lean over and
(------------------------------------------CENSORED---------------------------------------------) and with her mother too!
animemaster: ....New censor....
Kile: Oh, well..Good night, good fight, good f^#k.
A sweatdrop forms over animemaster's head
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: I was proud of that!
animemaster: You would....
Kile: Ah, clip shows are some of my favorite kind.
animemaster: They would....
Kile: You're getting on my nerves.
animemaster: I would.
Mac: Shut up! I'm trying to sleep.
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THE END
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