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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show!*
ragnarock is sitting at Kile's desk
ragnarock: Welcome back! We are proud to announce that we have returned! By popular demand!
Gokuu: Billy Bob Burmstang the Crazed Hillbilly Dragon doesn't really count as popular demand.
ragnarock: As for the lawsuits....Queza is keeping cops and FBI agents from traveling in the bullet train, the jail here is being turned into a brothel, and animemaster is building a bigass wall and moat.
animemaster walks in
animemaster: The Great Wall of Dumbass is done.
Gokuu: That's the most used name of name-calling of all time here, I think.
ragnarock: ...So it is...so it is. Oh, and the band here, y'know, the band that plays people to the desk (Pretty much Zorak's roll on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.) is Daft Punk, and Kile is no longer working here. He has gone in search of something he couldn't ever get here...money. So, if you only read this to see Kile...you might as well leave.
FEW MINUTES LATER
ragnarock: Anyone leave?
animemaster: Actually, I think there are MORE people in here.
ragnarock: I THOUGHT the audience was larger.
animemaster: Let's just get this underway.
ragnarock: Yeah.
*Please welcome, first guest of the season, Crono from Chrono Trigger!*
Daft Punk plays Crono to his seat
ragnarock: WOW!! Crono!!! THE Crono! If Kile were here he would be going nuts!
animemaster: Just ask him the damned questions!
ragnarock: Okay...Crono, first question of the season: Who do prefer of the Chrono Trigger girls?
Crono moves his hands around
ragnarock: I know you can talk; I've seen you. I got that slide show ending you get by watching Schala open the door in Zeal Castle by using her pendent then NOT powering up the pendent and going back to the end of time and using the bucket to defeat Lavos...
Crono: ...You have to much free time on your hands.
ragnarock: Actually, Kile told me about that one.
Crono: Anyway, my favorite, huh? Ayla.
ragnarock: .....Ayla?
Crono: There's just something about her.
ragnarock: ....It's because she's practically nude, right?
Crono: Yeah.
ragnarock: What is the weirdest thing to you about the Akira Toriyama drawings?
Crono: Well, I look like Goku or Gohan, Marle looks like Chi Chi, Lucca looks like Bulma, Ayla looks like Launch, or Lunch, whatever her name is, as for Frog and Robo...I can't think of anyone they look like.
ragnarock: What about Magus, Janus, and Glenn?
Crono: Magus and Glenn look like Vegeta to me and Janus looks like Chibi Trunks with long hair.
ragnarock: Really?
Crono: Yeah.
ragnarock: You can go help yourself to the refreshments backstage.
animemaster: There are refreshments backstage!!!???
Crono goes backstage
ragnarock: Yeah, what'd you think Kid did back there?
animemaster: ...I had fantasies...
ragnarock: Before I forget. Kid left with Kile.
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WITH KID AND KILE
They are in a rowboat in some ocean
Kid: Ro' fastah, Kile!
Kile: I'm trying!
Giant Squid emerges and chases them
Kid: There 'tis agahn!
Kile: SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SSSSSHHHHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile rows at the speed of light
They stop in the middle of a desert
Kid: D'we break de speed ah light?
Kile: Not only that...this was Phoenix, Arizona!
A town shoots up from the ground around them
Kile: ...........Guess that's why they called it "Phoenix."
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THE SET
*Please welcome our next guest, Bulma from DragonBall Z!*
Daft Punk plays Bulma to her seat
ragnarock: Welcome, Bulma.
Bulma: I feel welcomed...Hey, where's that Saija-jinn?
ragnarock: What Saija-jinn?
Bulma: Kile.
ragnarock: Kile wasn't a Saija-jinn.
Bulma: Then what was he?
ragnarock: A mutated Djala.
Bulma: Oh.
ragnarock: And he's in search of money...and sex...lots and lots of sex. Anyhow, What do you think of Vegeta's sacrifice trying to kill Majin Buu?
Bulma: He was a dumbass! He should've ate him! Saija-jinns can eat ANYTHING!!!
ragnarock: Kile would've...
animemaster: I thought we said before the show began we weren't gonna dwell on the past...?
ragnarock: I know...Bulma, if Chi Chi hadn't come around, what do you think would've happened to Goku?
Gokuu: Me?
ragnarock: NOT YOU!! The OTHER Goku!
Bulma: ....I think my parent's would've adopted him...probably because he looked six when he was twelve.
ragnarock: Yeah, and weren't you sixteen?
Bulma: I miss those days...
ragnarock: YO, AKIRA!!!
*Please welcome Anime Artist Akira Toriyama!*
Daft Punk plays Akira to his seat
ragnarock: Welcome, Akira.
Akira: (Japanese)
ragnarock: Uhh....
ragnarock pulls out a book that has a Chibi Kile drawn on the front
ragnarock: (Japanese)
(I'll put in the translation)
ragnarock: (Think you can help us with Bulma?)
Akira: (Yes, what should I do?)
ragnarock: (Make her feel young again.)
Akira: (I may get arrested for doing that on a TV show set.)
ragnarock: (No, no, no....you're an anime artist, she's anime, and SHE'S YOUR CREATION!!!)
Akira: (Ohhh.......Okay.)
Akira takes out a big freaking eraser and erases Bulma's face and other parts of her
animemaster: Now, I've heard of makeovers but this...THIS...is ridiculous.
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WITH KILE AND KID IN A KARAOKE BAR
Kile sings like a deep voiced 2-D from Gorillaz
Kile (Singing): The world is spinning too fast, I'm buyin' lead Nike shoes to keep myself tethered to the days I try to lose...
Kid sounds like....well....Kid
Kid: Da da dat dat
Record companies are listening
Bigwig 1: They sound TERRIBLE!
Bigwig 2: Yes, we HAVE to get them to sign the contract!
Bigwig 3: Terrible singing is IN!
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AT THE SET
Bulma looks like she did when she first met Goku
Bulma: WOW! Thanks, Akira!
Akira: (Japanese)
ragnarock: He says "You're welcome."
Akira sits down
ragnarock: (What was the most difficult thing you had trouble with when you created DBZ?)
Akira: (Getting off my ass and submitting it...)
ragnarock: (Hmm.....)
Akira: (...)
ragnarock: (Who is your favorite character off of DBZ?)
Akira: (Bulma.)
Akira turns around and hugs Bulma
Gokuu: As my uncle would say..."Get a room...sickbeeps..."
animemaster: "Sickbeep?"
Gokuu: I don't cuss.
Akira begins doing Bulma
ragnarock: And on the first damn show of the new season!!!
animemaster puts his hands over Gokuu's eyes
animemaster: Well....I'm traumitized, now...
Serge walks in
Serge: WHAT THE FU--AGH!!!!!!!!!!
ragnarock: Holy shit! He talked!
Gokuu: This all makes no sense!!!
animemaster: I know what you mean! O.O I didn't know Bulma was that limber.
ragnarock: This is the most f*&^ed up excuse for a f^%&ing show we've ever f^%&ing had!!!
Queza walks in
Queza: You stared the f*&^ing party without me?
Crono walks out from backstage
Crono: You leave for a few minutes and the whole f^&$ing world goes nuts....
ragnarock: What's with all the f&^%s???!!!
ragnarock: Queza, would you escort these sex crazed demons out?
Queza: Huh? Did Kile and Kid come back?
ragnarock: No...THESE two sex crazed demons.
Queza: Oh.
Bulma and Akira stop
Bulma: Sad part is I'm not a maiden anymore...
Akira goes up her skirt with a pencil
Drawing sounds are heard
Akira comes out
Akira: You are now.
Gokuu: He speaks English? Then why didn't he earlier? My head hurts now...
animemaster: Mine, too...
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: It's good to be back.
Gokuu: Yeah...
ragnarock: You're hosting tomorrow, Gokuu...
Gokuu: Why not animemaster?
animemaster: I've hosted enough...Anyway, that'll look good on a job application "Was temp host for crazy uncle's make believe talk show..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Serge: You ALL scare me...
Mac: You guys done yet? I've run out of orange soda and need more.
Gokuu: Why don't you just get your own?
Mac: Talking cats aren't trusted that much....
Gokuu gets him orange soda
Mac: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
He shapeshifts into a human
It's Krauitz
Krauitz takes the orange soda and flies off
Gokuu: Well.....That was new. I'm gonna go to sleep now....
Gokuu passes out
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THE END
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show!*
ragnarock is sitting at Kile's desk
ragnarock: Welcome back! We are proud to announce that we have returned! By popular demand!
Gokuu: Billy Bob Burmstang the Crazed Hillbilly Dragon doesn't really count as popular demand.
ragnarock: As for the lawsuits....Queza is keeping cops and FBI agents from traveling in the bullet train, the jail here is being turned into a brothel, and animemaster is building a bigass wall and moat.
animemaster walks in
animemaster: The Great Wall of Dumbass is done.
Gokuu: That's the most used name of name-calling of all time here, I think.
ragnarock: ...So it is...so it is. Oh, and the band here, y'know, the band that plays people to the desk (Pretty much Zorak's roll on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.) is Daft Punk, and Kile is no longer working here. He has gone in search of something he couldn't ever get here...money. So, if you only read this to see Kile...you might as well leave.
FEW MINUTES LATER
ragnarock: Anyone leave?
animemaster: Actually, I think there are MORE people in here.
ragnarock: I THOUGHT the audience was larger.
animemaster: Let's just get this underway.
ragnarock: Yeah.
*Please welcome, first guest of the season, Crono from Chrono Trigger!*
Daft Punk plays Crono to his seat
ragnarock: WOW!! Crono!!! THE Crono! If Kile were here he would be going nuts!
animemaster: Just ask him the damned questions!
ragnarock: Okay...Crono, first question of the season: Who do prefer of the Chrono Trigger girls?
Crono moves his hands around
ragnarock: I know you can talk; I've seen you. I got that slide show ending you get by watching Schala open the door in Zeal Castle by using her pendent then NOT powering up the pendent and going back to the end of time and using the bucket to defeat Lavos...
Crono: ...You have to much free time on your hands.
ragnarock: Actually, Kile told me about that one.
Crono: Anyway, my favorite, huh? Ayla.
ragnarock: .....Ayla?
Crono: There's just something about her.
ragnarock: ....It's because she's practically nude, right?
Crono: Yeah.
ragnarock: What is the weirdest thing to you about the Akira Toriyama drawings?
Crono: Well, I look like Goku or Gohan, Marle looks like Chi Chi, Lucca looks like Bulma, Ayla looks like Launch, or Lunch, whatever her name is, as for Frog and Robo...I can't think of anyone they look like.
ragnarock: What about Magus, Janus, and Glenn?
Crono: Magus and Glenn look like Vegeta to me and Janus looks like Chibi Trunks with long hair.
ragnarock: Really?
Crono: Yeah.
ragnarock: You can go help yourself to the refreshments backstage.
animemaster: There are refreshments backstage!!!???
Crono goes backstage
ragnarock: Yeah, what'd you think Kid did back there?
animemaster: ...I had fantasies...
ragnarock: Before I forget. Kid left with Kile.
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WITH KID AND KILE
They are in a rowboat in some ocean
Kid: Ro' fastah, Kile!
Kile: I'm trying!
Giant Squid emerges and chases them
Kid: There 'tis agahn!
Kile: SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SSSSSHHHHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile rows at the speed of light
They stop in the middle of a desert
Kid: D'we break de speed ah light?
Kile: Not only that...this was Phoenix, Arizona!
A town shoots up from the ground around them
Kile: ...........Guess that's why they called it "Phoenix."
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THE SET
*Please welcome our next guest, Bulma from DragonBall Z!*
Daft Punk plays Bulma to her seat
ragnarock: Welcome, Bulma.
Bulma: I feel welcomed...Hey, where's that Saija-jinn?
ragnarock: What Saija-jinn?
Bulma: Kile.
ragnarock: Kile wasn't a Saija-jinn.
Bulma: Then what was he?
ragnarock: A mutated Djala.
Bulma: Oh.
ragnarock: And he's in search of money...and sex...lots and lots of sex. Anyhow, What do you think of Vegeta's sacrifice trying to kill Majin Buu?
Bulma: He was a dumbass! He should've ate him! Saija-jinns can eat ANYTHING!!!
ragnarock: Kile would've...
animemaster: I thought we said before the show began we weren't gonna dwell on the past...?
ragnarock: I know...Bulma, if Chi Chi hadn't come around, what do you think would've happened to Goku?
Gokuu: Me?
ragnarock: NOT YOU!! The OTHER Goku!
Bulma: ....I think my parent's would've adopted him...probably because he looked six when he was twelve.
ragnarock: Yeah, and weren't you sixteen?
Bulma: I miss those days...
ragnarock: YO, AKIRA!!!
*Please welcome Anime Artist Akira Toriyama!*
Daft Punk plays Akira to his seat
ragnarock: Welcome, Akira.
Akira: (Japanese)
ragnarock: Uhh....
ragnarock pulls out a book that has a Chibi Kile drawn on the front
ragnarock: (Japanese)
(I'll put in the translation)
ragnarock: (Think you can help us with Bulma?)
Akira: (Yes, what should I do?)
ragnarock: (Make her feel young again.)
Akira: (I may get arrested for doing that on a TV show set.)
ragnarock: (No, no, no....you're an anime artist, she's anime, and SHE'S YOUR CREATION!!!)
Akira: (Ohhh.......Okay.)
Akira takes out a big freaking eraser and erases Bulma's face and other parts of her
animemaster: Now, I've heard of makeovers but this...THIS...is ridiculous.
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WITH KILE AND KID IN A KARAOKE BAR
Kile sings like a deep voiced 2-D from Gorillaz
Kile (Singing): The world is spinning too fast, I'm buyin' lead Nike shoes to keep myself tethered to the days I try to lose...
Kid sounds like....well....Kid
Kid: Da da dat dat
Record companies are listening
Bigwig 1: They sound TERRIBLE!
Bigwig 2: Yes, we HAVE to get them to sign the contract!
Bigwig 3: Terrible singing is IN!
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AT THE SET
Bulma looks like she did when she first met Goku
Bulma: WOW! Thanks, Akira!
Akira: (Japanese)
ragnarock: He says "You're welcome."
Akira sits down
ragnarock: (What was the most difficult thing you had trouble with when you created DBZ?)
Akira: (Getting off my ass and submitting it...)
ragnarock: (Hmm.....)
Akira: (...)
ragnarock: (Who is your favorite character off of DBZ?)
Akira: (Bulma.)
Akira turns around and hugs Bulma
Gokuu: As my uncle would say..."Get a room...sickbeeps..."
animemaster: "Sickbeep?"
Gokuu: I don't cuss.
Akira begins doing Bulma
ragnarock: And on the first damn show of the new season!!!
animemaster puts his hands over Gokuu's eyes
animemaster: Well....I'm traumitized, now...
Serge walks in
Serge: WHAT THE FU--AGH!!!!!!!!!!
ragnarock: Holy shit! He talked!
Gokuu: This all makes no sense!!!
animemaster: I know what you mean! O.O I didn't know Bulma was that limber.
ragnarock: This is the most f*&^ed up excuse for a f^%&ing show we've ever f^%&ing had!!!
Queza walks in
Queza: You stared the f*&^ing party without me?
Crono walks out from backstage
Crono: You leave for a few minutes and the whole f^&$ing world goes nuts....
ragnarock: What's with all the f&^%s???!!!
ragnarock: Queza, would you escort these sex crazed demons out?
Queza: Huh? Did Kile and Kid come back?
ragnarock: No...THESE two sex crazed demons.
Queza: Oh.
Bulma and Akira stop
Bulma: Sad part is I'm not a maiden anymore...
Akira goes up her skirt with a pencil
Drawing sounds are heard
Akira comes out
Akira: You are now.
Gokuu: He speaks English? Then why didn't he earlier? My head hurts now...
animemaster: Mine, too...
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: It's good to be back.
Gokuu: Yeah...
ragnarock: You're hosting tomorrow, Gokuu...
Gokuu: Why not animemaster?
animemaster: I've hosted enough...Anyway, that'll look good on a job application "Was temp host for crazy uncle's make believe talk show..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Serge: You ALL scare me...
Mac: You guys done yet? I've run out of orange soda and need more.
Gokuu: Why don't you just get your own?
Mac: Talking cats aren't trusted that much....
Gokuu gets him orange soda
Mac: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
He shapeshifts into a human
It's Krauitz
Krauitz takes the orange soda and flies off
Gokuu: Well.....That was new. I'm gonna go to sleep now....
Gokuu passes out
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THE END
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