Kile: Sorry I haven't been updating. I've been reading a book for English Class; I have a book report. The book I'm reading is "Dune: House Harkonnen" and if you haven't read it, you should, it's 733 pages, it's light reading. It's VERY interesting, I'm nearly done with it so I decided to write another Interviews....
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show!*
Gokuu is at the desk
Gokuu: Welcome, everyone! Today we will talk with--
ragnarock: Don't tell them, dumbass!
Gokuu: ...
ragnarock: Oops....he's only 11.
animemaster: And extremely volitile.
Gokuu: ....Where's the first guest?
*Somewhere.....It's Tai Kamiya from Digimon: Digital Monsters Season One!*
Daft Punk plays him to the desk
Tai sits next to the desk
animemaster: What's Zero doing here?
ragnarock: You're forgetting, Zero and Tai are twins!
animemaster: That's right, I forgot....
Gokuu: .....What should I ask?
animemaster: ......The questions are prewritten! There on your cards up there!
Gokuu: Oh.
He reads them
Gokuu: ...What's a clitoris?
ragnarock rests his head on his heads
animemaster: Didn't your uncle ever teach you that?!
Gokuu: No....He DID let me watch South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
animemaster: It was the big, pink thing Stan ran into.
Gokuu: Ohhhh................
Gokuu looks at the card again
Gokuu: I don't believe this question....Oh, well....Tai, how did it feel inside Sora's clitoris?
Tai: BLOODY HELL?????!!!!!!
animemaster looks right-up at a T.V. rating window (The black screen with the rating, children shows are usuall Y or Y7....that thing)
animemaster: Was it just me or did you just see that rating window go from PG-13 to NC-17?
Gokuu: It says...."It felt good to me!" signed by Kile....
animemaster: Even when he isn't here he's causing a ruckus.
Gokuu: Anyway, Tai?
Tai: Yeah?
Gokuu: What was it like in the Digital World?
Tai: Great....You can go on a date with a girl and f^%& her and not come back for hours and when you DO come back it's only been a few seconds! ...............Maybe that's why Mimi goes there so much...to f^%& girls.
Gokuu: I am learning more than ever......Anyway, why did not stay there?
Tai: No porn.
animemaster: Couldn't Izzy have downloaded some?
Tai: ...........Hey, I guess so! He-he could!
*Please welcome our next guest, Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho!*
Daft Punk plays him tot he desk
Kuwabara sits next to the desk
Gokuu: Hey, Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Hey.
Gokuu: What are your feelings toward Kayko?
Kuwabara: Who?
Gokuu: The girl you tried to rape, the girl who was dragging Yusuke's barely living body out of his house...
Kuwabara: Ohhhh.....Her. She's....okay.
Gokuu: Okay...Here it is, the question everyone's been waiting for: Why do like kittens?
Kuwabara's eyes light up and swell with happiness, he looks like a lovefilled child with the folded hands and twinkly eyes
Kuwabara: KITTIES ARE JUST SO CUTE!!!!!!!
Gokuu: That's what Kile's excuse is. He loves "kitties", too.
Kuwabara: Give him this, then.
Kuwabara hands him a card
Gokuu (Reading): Cat Lovers Club.....
Kuwabara: He would fit right in.
*Hey, we just got a package.*
The package is sent to Gokuu
Gokuu opens it up, inside is a letter and a CD
Gokuu opens the letter
Gokuu (Reading): Dear Friends.....or whomever you are, I've hit it big! I'm a multi-trillionaire! All because I can't sing worth shit. I've sent you guys a copy of the CD to enjoy. Later, K-T.
animemaster: I've heard him sing before, he sounds like 2-D with a frog in his throat over bronchitis.....I would bet you anything that track 5 is "John Wayne" spoofing Clint Eastwood.
Gokuu looks on the back at the titles of the tracks
Gokuu: ......You won that bet, "John Wayne" is track 5. The band is called "The Chimpanzeez"
animemaster: Oh, God...
Gokuu opens it up and looks at the band members names
Gokuu: Guitar: Tempura.
ragnarock: Noodle.
Gokuu: Bass (Bass)--
animemaster: Bass (Base).
Gokuu: Bass (Base): Matlock.
sword master: Murdock.
Gokuu: Drums: Brussel. And that would be Russel.
Gokuu: And Vocals: K-T.
animemaster: 2-D.
ragnaock: K-T must be Kile.
animemaster: What was your first clue?
*Hahh.....welcome final guest Irvine Kinneas from Final Fantasy VIII!*
Daft Punk plays him to the desk
Gokuu: Now is it just me, or does this guy look like Kid Rock, y'know, with the cowboy hat and the clothes and long hair?
animemaster: I.....guess.
ragnarock: Dunno.
Gokuu: Irvine, where do you think you'll be in ten years?
Irvine: In a disc.
Gokuu: Besides that.
Irvine: With the person I love.
animemaster: Aww.....
Irvine: .....Hello, Rikku!
animemaster, ragnarock, and Gokuu anime fall
They get back up
Gokuu: What about from your game?
Irvine: They put Selphie in a rehab program because of her speed addiction.
Gokuu: She shared that bit of info with Kile in the so-called "Series Finale."
Irvine: It's hard to be alone.
animemaster: And here it goes.............
Irvine stands up, the lights are turned off, and a spotlight hits Irvine
Someone throws him a mic
Irvine: For all the people who miss their loved ones....
Daft Punk plays "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Irvine: When they return.............f%^& them harder, make it better, masturbate them faster, f*#& them stronger, hour after hour sex is never over.
Everything goes back to normal, Irvine sits back down and throws away the mic
Gokuu: I would've thought Kile would've been the first to make fun of that song.
animemaster: Yeah.
ragnarock: Good night, Neo Tokyo!
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STAFF ROOM
Gokuu: Looks like Kile's doing good.
ragnarock: Good for him!
animemaster: He won't be coming back, though.
sword master: On the bright side.......we get more food from the snack bar.
Mac: ...............For those who think young.
Mac winks
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THE END
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show!*
Gokuu is at the desk
Gokuu: Welcome, everyone! Today we will talk with--
ragnarock: Don't tell them, dumbass!
Gokuu: ...
ragnarock: Oops....he's only 11.
animemaster: And extremely volitile.
Gokuu: ....Where's the first guest?
*Somewhere.....It's Tai Kamiya from Digimon: Digital Monsters Season One!*
Daft Punk plays him to the desk
Tai sits next to the desk
animemaster: What's Zero doing here?
ragnarock: You're forgetting, Zero and Tai are twins!
animemaster: That's right, I forgot....
Gokuu: .....What should I ask?
animemaster: ......The questions are prewritten! There on your cards up there!
Gokuu: Oh.
He reads them
Gokuu: ...What's a clitoris?
ragnarock rests his head on his heads
animemaster: Didn't your uncle ever teach you that?!
Gokuu: No....He DID let me watch South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
animemaster: It was the big, pink thing Stan ran into.
Gokuu: Ohhhh................
Gokuu looks at the card again
Gokuu: I don't believe this question....Oh, well....Tai, how did it feel inside Sora's clitoris?
Tai: BLOODY HELL?????!!!!!!
animemaster looks right-up at a T.V. rating window (The black screen with the rating, children shows are usuall Y or Y7....that thing)
animemaster: Was it just me or did you just see that rating window go from PG-13 to NC-17?
Gokuu: It says...."It felt good to me!" signed by Kile....
animemaster: Even when he isn't here he's causing a ruckus.
Gokuu: Anyway, Tai?
Tai: Yeah?
Gokuu: What was it like in the Digital World?
Tai: Great....You can go on a date with a girl and f^%& her and not come back for hours and when you DO come back it's only been a few seconds! ...............Maybe that's why Mimi goes there so much...to f^%& girls.
Gokuu: I am learning more than ever......Anyway, why did not stay there?
Tai: No porn.
animemaster: Couldn't Izzy have downloaded some?
Tai: ...........Hey, I guess so! He-he could!
*Please welcome our next guest, Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho!*
Daft Punk plays him tot he desk
Kuwabara sits next to the desk
Gokuu: Hey, Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Hey.
Gokuu: What are your feelings toward Kayko?
Kuwabara: Who?
Gokuu: The girl you tried to rape, the girl who was dragging Yusuke's barely living body out of his house...
Kuwabara: Ohhhh.....Her. She's....okay.
Gokuu: Okay...Here it is, the question everyone's been waiting for: Why do like kittens?
Kuwabara's eyes light up and swell with happiness, he looks like a lovefilled child with the folded hands and twinkly eyes
Kuwabara: KITTIES ARE JUST SO CUTE!!!!!!!
Gokuu: That's what Kile's excuse is. He loves "kitties", too.
Kuwabara: Give him this, then.
Kuwabara hands him a card
Gokuu (Reading): Cat Lovers Club.....
Kuwabara: He would fit right in.
*Hey, we just got a package.*
The package is sent to Gokuu
Gokuu opens it up, inside is a letter and a CD
Gokuu opens the letter
Gokuu (Reading): Dear Friends.....or whomever you are, I've hit it big! I'm a multi-trillionaire! All because I can't sing worth shit. I've sent you guys a copy of the CD to enjoy. Later, K-T.
animemaster: I've heard him sing before, he sounds like 2-D with a frog in his throat over bronchitis.....I would bet you anything that track 5 is "John Wayne" spoofing Clint Eastwood.
Gokuu looks on the back at the titles of the tracks
Gokuu: ......You won that bet, "John Wayne" is track 5. The band is called "The Chimpanzeez"
animemaster: Oh, God...
Gokuu opens it up and looks at the band members names
Gokuu: Guitar: Tempura.
ragnarock: Noodle.
Gokuu: Bass (Bass)--
animemaster: Bass (Base).
Gokuu: Bass (Base): Matlock.
sword master: Murdock.
Gokuu: Drums: Brussel. And that would be Russel.
Gokuu: And Vocals: K-T.
animemaster: 2-D.
ragnaock: K-T must be Kile.
animemaster: What was your first clue?
*Hahh.....welcome final guest Irvine Kinneas from Final Fantasy VIII!*
Daft Punk plays him to the desk
Gokuu: Now is it just me, or does this guy look like Kid Rock, y'know, with the cowboy hat and the clothes and long hair?
animemaster: I.....guess.
ragnarock: Dunno.
Gokuu: Irvine, where do you think you'll be in ten years?
Irvine: In a disc.
Gokuu: Besides that.
Irvine: With the person I love.
animemaster: Aww.....
Irvine: .....Hello, Rikku!
animemaster, ragnarock, and Gokuu anime fall
They get back up
Gokuu: What about from your game?
Irvine: They put Selphie in a rehab program because of her speed addiction.
Gokuu: She shared that bit of info with Kile in the so-called "Series Finale."
Irvine: It's hard to be alone.
animemaster: And here it goes.............
Irvine stands up, the lights are turned off, and a spotlight hits Irvine
Someone throws him a mic
Irvine: For all the people who miss their loved ones....
Daft Punk plays "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Irvine: When they return.............f%^& them harder, make it better, masturbate them faster, f*#& them stronger, hour after hour sex is never over.
Everything goes back to normal, Irvine sits back down and throws away the mic
Gokuu: I would've thought Kile would've been the first to make fun of that song.
animemaster: Yeah.
ragnarock: Good night, Neo Tokyo!
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STAFF ROOM
Gokuu: Looks like Kile's doing good.
ragnarock: Good for him!
animemaster: He won't be coming back, though.
sword master: On the bright side.......we get more food from the snack bar.
Mac: ...............For those who think young.
Mac winks
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THE END
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