VICTORY!!!! I finished "Dune: House Harkonnen." Eh...It was light reading, anyhow. I highly recomend this book to EVERYONE! _______________________________________________________________________
Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show!*
ragnarock: Welcome...Today...Ahh...hell if I know what were doing this time...the damned author is making this up as he goes...
Gokuu: WHAT author??? Oh..wait...dumb question..I'm his nephew..Hah..hah..hahhh.......
animemaster: I'm gonna choke the next person who uses "..."..........AH, SHIT!!!!!!!
animemaster proceeds to choke himself
Gokuu: Not now!!
He kicks him and animemaster stops choking himself
*Please welcome our first guest, Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho!*
Daft Punk plays her to her seat
ragnarock: Gee, if you couldn't tell, Yu Yu Hakusho is this author's favorite show...
Gokuu: It's IN his bio.
animemaster: Who reads those, anyway?
ragnarock: Botan?
Botan: Yes?
ragnarock: What's it like being the Grim Reaper?
Botan: It get's irritating at times...but it's fun.
ragnarock: It's a real party starter at Kile's Refuge. And if you couldn't tell, that's Kile's home in the Spirit World.
Botan: I didn't know he lived there!
animemaster: He doesn't! He lives in the REAL Spirit World! You guys spoofed him!
Botan: We did not!
animemaster: I can't believe that! ...........Full body cavity search.
Gokuu: Hey, I think I have a cavity in this tooth back here...
Gokuu pulls at the right side of his mouth with his finger showing teeth
Gokuu: See?
animemaster: NOT THAT KIND OF CAVITY!!!!
animemaster walks up to Botan with a tazer and prodding tool
Botan: NO WAY!!!
Botan hits him like a baseball with her stick
It sends animemaster flying across the room
animemaster: That thing packs a punch
Fushigi Yuugi breaks a wall as he flies through it
Fushigi: NO DA!!!!
He exits the same way at a paralell wall
animemaster: That was weird...
Gokuu: Yeah...he usually types "Duh" instead of "Da."
animemaster: Yeah.
ragnarock: ................Uh, Botan? Uh, What is your favorite pasttime?
Botan: Mocking mortals, taking over their bodies, and using them like puppets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ragnarock: .......Next..........
*Please welcome.....a black hole????????!!!!*
Daft Punk plays it to the desk
animemaster: .........ragnarock? You book the guests...what the hell did you do?
ragnarock: .........Dunno....Uh....WHO LET THE COWS OUT?!
Gokuu: Moo...moo-moo-m--
ragnarock: WHO LET THE COWS OUT?!
animemaster: Listen, Bobby Bones....(Bobby Bones is a DJ in Arkansas for 105.9 KLAZ who likes to create parodies of songs...like "Who Let the Cows Out?" or "Yucky" spoofing Britney's "Lucky"...only that's about a kid named Bobby who pees the bed....check out his website at radiobobby.com)...
The black hole drops two people out
Janus: Bloody hell are we?
Magus: Are we in Heaven?
ragnarock: MAGUS?! JANUS?!
Magus: SWEET MERCIFUL GOD!!! THEY'RE HERE!! THIS MUST BE THAT OTHER PLACE!!!!!!
animemaster: Close....you're on Interviews.
Gokuu: Season 2!
Magus: ........Oh....
*Eh, while they're here.....Please welcome joint guests...Magus and Janus from Chrono Trigger!*
ragnarock: What was it like inside a black hole?
Magus: ....Depressing...
Janus: ....Yes...it was....although....it may be because it has numerous depressant drugs in there..........
Magus: And cocaine flowed like water.....drink it, though, and you're a vegetable!
ragnarock: Uh, Magus? What was it like being with yourself?
Magus: I actually CAN'T live with myself! I am so f^*#ing annoying it hurts...no wonder my kittie ran away...
Janus: He didn't run away! He was sucked into a time portal and sent to the year 1020 as a human!
Magus: .....Interesting.
ragnarock: And that's where the Epoch is, too. I saw it with my own eyes! Behind Belthasaur's chair in the library in Viper Manor lies the Epoch! You can also get a text window enhancement called.....I think "Furnace" or something like that.....
Janus: Do you perchance have too much time on your hands?
ragnarock: ACTUALLY, Kile told me about it......
Magus: But you just said you saw it with your own--
rangarock: Moving along...Janus? What did you think of our protective wall?
Janus: ........I've build better defensive walls from cat feces.
ALL: ..........................
*We got another package up here.*
The package is sent down to ragnarock
ragnarock opens it
ragnarock: It's a video.
animemaster: .......Oh, great.....What now? Did Kile send us under-18 porn?
ragnarock: sword master? Could you send a moniter down here?
*Sure....it'll be right down...*
Serge rolls a T.V. in with a VCR
ragnarock: Thanks...
He pops the video in
animemaster: Porn, porn, porn, PLEASE PORN!
ragnarock: .......
A poorly done title screen pops up
"My First Commercial"
Kile is then seen in a suit
Janus: IT'S THE DEVIL!
ragnarock: That's Kile.
Janus: .......Same thing...
Kile (ON VIDEO): Moshimoshi! Have you ever suffered from constipation?
animemaster: Oh, dear God!
Kile (ON VIDEO): Well, I know I have.
ragnarock: Yeah, constipation of the brain.
Kile (ON VIDEO): I know my friends are probably saying "Yeah, constipation of the brain."
ALL: .........What is he? Haunted?
Kile (ON VIDEO): If you ever DO suffer from constipation...Keep this in mind: No medicine or cream in the world can give as fast relief as a Taco Bell Nachos Bellgrande!
animemaster: All that money but.....not one light on upstairs....
Kile (ON VIDEO): I'm sure animemaster is probably commenting on how I'm so rich yet dim in the head because of my information....
animemaster: That's it. He's officially haunted.
Kile (ON VIDEO): To prove how fast-acting this food item is...I will test it.
A Nachos Bellgrande is wheeled out on a cart
Kile takes a bite and he's eyes dilate
He runs off to the bathroom and the camera stops at the door allowing Kile privacy
Time lapse photography sets in
4 1/2 hours pass in time lapse photography so.....it was about 12 seconds
Kile emerges from the bathroom
Kile (ON VIDEO): ....That's a spicy meatball-a!
A poorly done ending screen pops up
"Fin"
animemaster: THAT was frightening.
ragnarock: Huh? There's a letter in here...the package.
Gokuu: Is Kile putting letters in his packages so he doesn't have to pay for it?
ragnarock: It says...."I have found out what Yu Yu Hakusho means!"
animemaster: Good for him.
ragnarock: "I looked up Yu in my Japanese-English dictionary and it means hot water. Then I looked up Hakusho and it means white paper (Government report). So put 2 and 2 together and finished my math homework and got to work on the name's meaning. It either means "Hot Water, Hot Water, White Paper" or "White Hot Paper. Signed, K-T"
Gokuu: Y'noticed that he hasn't asked how we are or how he's doing.
animemaster: Yeah, but what're ya gonna do?
Gokuu: Probably say....
Gokuu looks in the Chibi Kile Japanese Dictionary
Gokuu: Oyasuminasai, subete no hito! (Good night, everyone!)
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: What'll happen next with Kile?
Gokuu: Maybe he'll become a father...all the "unfing" he does.
ragnarock: "Unfing?"
Gokuu: A word I use to replace the 'f' word...
animemaster: Or maybe he'll be the first man on Mars......
Kile walks in
Kile: Or maybe I'll be sued by the Gorillaz, lose all of my money, fame, and fortune and return to the zero pay job as a talk show host.
Gokuu: Kile!
animemaster: What're you doing here?
Kile: I just told you.
ALL: ........
ragnarock: At least you're back!
sword master: Yeah.
Mac: This calls for a celebration! So in other words, get the hell away from me.
Kile: Oh, the same old Grandpa!
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THE END
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show!*
ragnarock: Welcome...Today...Ahh...hell if I know what were doing this time...the damned author is making this up as he goes...
Gokuu: WHAT author??? Oh..wait...dumb question..I'm his nephew..Hah..hah..hahhh.......
animemaster: I'm gonna choke the next person who uses "..."..........AH, SHIT!!!!!!!
animemaster proceeds to choke himself
Gokuu: Not now!!
He kicks him and animemaster stops choking himself
*Please welcome our first guest, Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho!*
Daft Punk plays her to her seat
ragnarock: Gee, if you couldn't tell, Yu Yu Hakusho is this author's favorite show...
Gokuu: It's IN his bio.
animemaster: Who reads those, anyway?
ragnarock: Botan?
Botan: Yes?
ragnarock: What's it like being the Grim Reaper?
Botan: It get's irritating at times...but it's fun.
ragnarock: It's a real party starter at Kile's Refuge. And if you couldn't tell, that's Kile's home in the Spirit World.
Botan: I didn't know he lived there!
animemaster: He doesn't! He lives in the REAL Spirit World! You guys spoofed him!
Botan: We did not!
animemaster: I can't believe that! ...........Full body cavity search.
Gokuu: Hey, I think I have a cavity in this tooth back here...
Gokuu pulls at the right side of his mouth with his finger showing teeth
Gokuu: See?
animemaster: NOT THAT KIND OF CAVITY!!!!
animemaster walks up to Botan with a tazer and prodding tool
Botan: NO WAY!!!
Botan hits him like a baseball with her stick
It sends animemaster flying across the room
animemaster: That thing packs a punch
Fushigi Yuugi breaks a wall as he flies through it
Fushigi: NO DA!!!!
He exits the same way at a paralell wall
animemaster: That was weird...
Gokuu: Yeah...he usually types "Duh" instead of "Da."
animemaster: Yeah.
ragnarock: ................Uh, Botan? Uh, What is your favorite pasttime?
Botan: Mocking mortals, taking over their bodies, and using them like puppets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ragnarock: .......Next..........
*Please welcome.....a black hole????????!!!!*
Daft Punk plays it to the desk
animemaster: .........ragnarock? You book the guests...what the hell did you do?
ragnarock: .........Dunno....Uh....WHO LET THE COWS OUT?!
Gokuu: Moo...moo-moo-m--
ragnarock: WHO LET THE COWS OUT?!
animemaster: Listen, Bobby Bones....(Bobby Bones is a DJ in Arkansas for 105.9 KLAZ who likes to create parodies of songs...like "Who Let the Cows Out?" or "Yucky" spoofing Britney's "Lucky"...only that's about a kid named Bobby who pees the bed....check out his website at radiobobby.com)...
The black hole drops two people out
Janus: Bloody hell are we?
Magus: Are we in Heaven?
ragnarock: MAGUS?! JANUS?!
Magus: SWEET MERCIFUL GOD!!! THEY'RE HERE!! THIS MUST BE THAT OTHER PLACE!!!!!!
animemaster: Close....you're on Interviews.
Gokuu: Season 2!
Magus: ........Oh....
*Eh, while they're here.....Please welcome joint guests...Magus and Janus from Chrono Trigger!*
ragnarock: What was it like inside a black hole?
Magus: ....Depressing...
Janus: ....Yes...it was....although....it may be because it has numerous depressant drugs in there..........
Magus: And cocaine flowed like water.....drink it, though, and you're a vegetable!
ragnarock: Uh, Magus? What was it like being with yourself?
Magus: I actually CAN'T live with myself! I am so f^*#ing annoying it hurts...no wonder my kittie ran away...
Janus: He didn't run away! He was sucked into a time portal and sent to the year 1020 as a human!
Magus: .....Interesting.
ragnarock: And that's where the Epoch is, too. I saw it with my own eyes! Behind Belthasaur's chair in the library in Viper Manor lies the Epoch! You can also get a text window enhancement called.....I think "Furnace" or something like that.....
Janus: Do you perchance have too much time on your hands?
ragnarock: ACTUALLY, Kile told me about it......
Magus: But you just said you saw it with your own--
rangarock: Moving along...Janus? What did you think of our protective wall?
Janus: ........I've build better defensive walls from cat feces.
ALL: ..........................
*We got another package up here.*
The package is sent down to ragnarock
ragnarock opens it
ragnarock: It's a video.
animemaster: .......Oh, great.....What now? Did Kile send us under-18 porn?
ragnarock: sword master? Could you send a moniter down here?
*Sure....it'll be right down...*
Serge rolls a T.V. in with a VCR
ragnarock: Thanks...
He pops the video in
animemaster: Porn, porn, porn, PLEASE PORN!
ragnarock: .......
A poorly done title screen pops up
"My First Commercial"
Kile is then seen in a suit
Janus: IT'S THE DEVIL!
ragnarock: That's Kile.
Janus: .......Same thing...
Kile (ON VIDEO): Moshimoshi! Have you ever suffered from constipation?
animemaster: Oh, dear God!
Kile (ON VIDEO): Well, I know I have.
ragnarock: Yeah, constipation of the brain.
Kile (ON VIDEO): I know my friends are probably saying "Yeah, constipation of the brain."
ALL: .........What is he? Haunted?
Kile (ON VIDEO): If you ever DO suffer from constipation...Keep this in mind: No medicine or cream in the world can give as fast relief as a Taco Bell Nachos Bellgrande!
animemaster: All that money but.....not one light on upstairs....
Kile (ON VIDEO): I'm sure animemaster is probably commenting on how I'm so rich yet dim in the head because of my information....
animemaster: That's it. He's officially haunted.
Kile (ON VIDEO): To prove how fast-acting this food item is...I will test it.
A Nachos Bellgrande is wheeled out on a cart
Kile takes a bite and he's eyes dilate
He runs off to the bathroom and the camera stops at the door allowing Kile privacy
Time lapse photography sets in
4 1/2 hours pass in time lapse photography so.....it was about 12 seconds
Kile emerges from the bathroom
Kile (ON VIDEO): ....That's a spicy meatball-a!
A poorly done ending screen pops up
"Fin"
animemaster: THAT was frightening.
ragnarock: Huh? There's a letter in here...the package.
Gokuu: Is Kile putting letters in his packages so he doesn't have to pay for it?
ragnarock: It says...."I have found out what Yu Yu Hakusho means!"
animemaster: Good for him.
ragnarock: "I looked up Yu in my Japanese-English dictionary and it means hot water. Then I looked up Hakusho and it means white paper (Government report). So put 2 and 2 together and finished my math homework and got to work on the name's meaning. It either means "Hot Water, Hot Water, White Paper" or "White Hot Paper. Signed, K-T"
Gokuu: Y'noticed that he hasn't asked how we are or how he's doing.
animemaster: Yeah, but what're ya gonna do?
Gokuu: Probably say....
Gokuu looks in the Chibi Kile Japanese Dictionary
Gokuu: Oyasuminasai, subete no hito! (Good night, everyone!)
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: What'll happen next with Kile?
Gokuu: Maybe he'll become a father...all the "unfing" he does.
ragnarock: "Unfing?"
Gokuu: A word I use to replace the 'f' word...
animemaster: Or maybe he'll be the first man on Mars......
Kile walks in
Kile: Or maybe I'll be sued by the Gorillaz, lose all of my money, fame, and fortune and return to the zero pay job as a talk show host.
Gokuu: Kile!
animemaster: What're you doing here?
Kile: I just told you.
ALL: ........
ragnarock: At least you're back!
sword master: Yeah.
Mac: This calls for a celebration! So in other words, get the hell away from me.
Kile: Oh, the same old Grandpa!
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THE END
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