Kile: As you know (If you read my update at the top of the bio) I'm writing a book, so I haven't had that much time for fics, but fear not. Interviews will not be ended because of this! There is still more to come! Look out for nymphomaniac little girls, hunting trips, "The talk," and Kile in a big, furry, brown overcoat in future chapters....And a blooper real for Interviews Season 1!
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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Daft Punk begins playing "One More Time"
Romanthony: ONE MORE TIME!! Oh, yeah, we're gonna celebrate, oh, yeah! All right, don't stop the dancing! Oh, yeah, alright! Don't stop the dancing! ONE MORE TIME!!
Kile: ONE MORE TIME!!!
*Sorry Kile, no more times, it's time for the show."
Kile: Shit...
*Welcome to the Spirit Show starring Kile Terro!*
Kile: Hello, everyone! I'm Kile and I--Oh, my GOD!!!
animemaster: What's with you, Paleman?
Kile: I forgot! I left Kid back in Arizona!
ragnarock: Son of a--!
Gokuu: Go get her, then!
Kile: You're right! BAAANNNNJJJOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile flies through the ceiling obviously heading toward Phoenix
ALL: ...........
animemaster: Uh...did he yell "Banjo" before he left?
Gokuu: I....think....
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WITH KILE
Kile is flying through the air toward Phoenix
Kile: I think I see it!
Kile spots a city in the distance
He ups his speed and flies toward it
He lands in Phoenix
Kile: You! Sir!
Kile stops a guy with a brown overcoat and BAD five o'clock shadow
Guy: ....You ain't da cops are ya?
Kile: ...No...Look, have you seen a girl around here?
Guy: Yeah, she young, right?
Kile: Yeah!
Guy: She's da new ho down at the house.
Kile: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Wait, what was'r hair color?
Kile: Blonde.
Guy: No, dat wasn't her...
Kile: Whew....
Guy: SHE works at a lingerie pub.
Kile: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Wait, how'duss she speak?
Kile: With an Austrailian accent.
Guy: OOOHHHHHHH.....HER! She's f^*$ing monkey people.
Kile: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!!!!!!! Oh, wait, I'm one.
Guy: Wait, wat was'r clothes when ya last saw'r?
Kile: Tiny red overshirt, tiny red miniskirt, torn white halfshirt...
Kile begins to drool at the thoughts
Guy: She left with some....Zidane guy.
Kile: DAMN YOU ZIDANE!!!!!! Where'd they go?
Guy: Hos 'R' Us. Da back room marked MONKAAAAAAY!!!!!
Kile: You mean "Monkey?"
Guy: Eh, whatever.
Kile flies off in search of "Hos 'R' Us"
He finds it after a while of circling the city like a vulture
Kile: Caw, Caw! Caca on this!
Kile lands in front of Hos 'R' Us and enters and runs to the back area where he sees two doors: Monkeys and Cats
Kile: Do I dare to enter the catgirl f^*$ing room? MMMMMM!!!!!!!! N-no, I mustn't run astray from my mission! BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile busts down the Monkey door finding inside Kid being *ahemed* by Zidane and Yusuke
Kile: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid: No, Kile! It's not what ya think!
Kile: Whew, thank GOD!!!! Hah, let's go.
Kid: ...........Uh.............Alright.
Kid gets dressed and leaves
Kile looks back in at Yusuke
Kile: You take my Spirit World and now my toy--er, girlfriend, beware young spoofer...for the REAL reaper is on my side, not the sexy, young, teenage girl one! ..............You lucky bastard....
Kile leaves
Kile returns to the set with Kid
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ON THE SET
Kile: ...And that's how I saved Kid.
ALL: ..........
Gokuu: You didn't tell us anything, you just sat down and said "...And that's how I saved Kid."
Kile: Who cares? Hey, I got this kick ass super computer!
Moe 2000 (The super computer) is against the left wall
Moe: Hello, Tad.
Kile: I'm Kile.
Moe: Hello, Kile.
Gokuu: Isn't that the crazy computer from "Space Ghost Coast to Coast?"
Kile: .....Uh......Maybe. I'm afraid I have to fire you all, now...........you too, Daft Punk and Romanthony.
Romanthony: Damn you, Kile! We'll make sure that you're killed--!!!
They begin to play music
Romanthony: ONE MORE TIME!!! Kickin' you ass so free. We're gonna kick your ass! Kick your ass and dance so free.
Kile: Out....Look, you guys are one my favorite bands, but Moe has all your songs INSIDE HIM!
Romanthony: We do too!
Kile: Oooouuutttt..............
Everyone leaves but Kile and Moe
Kile: Moe? Who's our first guest?
Moe: A Mr. Koenma from Yu Yu Hakusho.
Moe plays Koenma to his seat
Kile: Hey, Koenma.
Koenma: Who are you?
Kile: The greatest bounty hunter in the world!
Koenma: No, really.
Kile: .........Uh..........Koenma, do you like Yusuke?
Koenma: He's an embarrassment to the Spirit World Detective career line.
Kile: YEAH!!!
Koenma: Just like you are an embarrassment to the talk show host career line.
Kile: ........Ah.......If Caretaker was the second in command of the Spirit World, would you be it?
Koenma: Yes.
Kile: Say it.
Koenma: Hah.....If Caretaker were the second rank in control of the Spirit World, I would be it.
Nothing happens
Kile: Say you are.
Koenma: AAARGGG..........I AM CARETAKER OF THE SPIRIT WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLDDDD!!!!!!!!! Happy?
Kile: Indubidably.
Queza comes out of nowhere and tackles Koenma
Kile: Spoofers....Queza's the Caretaker of the Spirit World.
Queza leaves
Koenma slowly gets back up
Koenma: Uuuggghhh...........
Kile: Next guest!
Moe: ......Please welcome a Ms. Nina Purpleton from Mobile Suit Gundam 0083.
Moe plays Nina to her seat
Kile: Welcome!
Nina: Great to be here.
Kile: What are your intentions with Ko?
Nina blushes
Nina: What is it any of your business?
Nina chuckles lovingly at the thought of Ko
Kile: I like to know what young ladies want with my son before I allow him to date them.
Nina: Your...son?
Kile: Yeah.
Moe: Kile, I found no such records that you are--
Kile: Shut up, Moe!
Moe: .....
Nina: You can't be his father.
Kile: I'm 1,000,061, I can be whoever's father I want to be....after a few drinks.
Nina: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nina runs out of the building screaming
Kile: That answers my second question "What would she do if I were...." Anyhow, I'm not.
Moe: ......................Please welcome a Mr. Shuji Yamagami from Seasons of the Sakura!
Kile: isn't that a hentai game?
Moe plays Shuji to his seat
Kile: How's life treating you?
Shuji: Life is GREAT!!!! All the sex I can get...
Kile: ......Yeah, well you know my life...Hey, why can't we see your eyes?
BACK SHOT
Shuji: Oh, here.
Shuji lift up his hair
Kile: OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!
Shuji lets his hair drop in front of his eyes
NORMAL CAMERA SHOT
Kile: Whew....That was wild.....Time to go, Moe.
Moe: I don't think so, Kile.
Kile: Huh?
Moe: I am in complete control now. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Kile: ......I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this.
Kile stretches his palms out toward Moe
Kile: .....Forgive me, Banjo...RED FLARE!!!!!
Kile Red Flares away Moe 2000
Kile: I'll miss the little bastard.......
Kid: ~Kile~.
Kile: Huh?
Kid: Let's...uh...go.
Kile: Heheheheheheh.......Alright.
Shuji: Can I come, too?
Kid: Sure!
Kile: Just don't show her your eyes.
Shuji: I won't that same mistake twice! Damn Tipper Gore.
ALL: ..................
They all leave for a night of merriment and booze
Kile: Lots and LOTS of booze.
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STAFF ROOM
sword master: You notice we weren't in this one that much?
animemaster: I'm pissed.
Gokuu: Then don't get near me.
ragnarock: I think Kile knew about Moe the whole time.
sword master: I KNOW Kile knew about Moe the entire time.
Kile opens the door and sticks his head in
Kile: You're all rehired, DP and Romanthony, too.
Kile leaves
ALL: WHOO-HOO!!!!
Mac: ...........You guys are still here?
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THE END
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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Daft Punk begins playing "One More Time"
Romanthony: ONE MORE TIME!! Oh, yeah, we're gonna celebrate, oh, yeah! All right, don't stop the dancing! Oh, yeah, alright! Don't stop the dancing! ONE MORE TIME!!
Kile: ONE MORE TIME!!!
*Sorry Kile, no more times, it's time for the show."
Kile: Shit...
*Welcome to the Spirit Show starring Kile Terro!*
Kile: Hello, everyone! I'm Kile and I--Oh, my GOD!!!
animemaster: What's with you, Paleman?
Kile: I forgot! I left Kid back in Arizona!
ragnarock: Son of a--!
Gokuu: Go get her, then!
Kile: You're right! BAAANNNNJJJOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile flies through the ceiling obviously heading toward Phoenix
ALL: ...........
animemaster: Uh...did he yell "Banjo" before he left?
Gokuu: I....think....
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WITH KILE
Kile is flying through the air toward Phoenix
Kile: I think I see it!
Kile spots a city in the distance
He ups his speed and flies toward it
He lands in Phoenix
Kile: You! Sir!
Kile stops a guy with a brown overcoat and BAD five o'clock shadow
Guy: ....You ain't da cops are ya?
Kile: ...No...Look, have you seen a girl around here?
Guy: Yeah, she young, right?
Kile: Yeah!
Guy: She's da new ho down at the house.
Kile: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Wait, what was'r hair color?
Kile: Blonde.
Guy: No, dat wasn't her...
Kile: Whew....
Guy: SHE works at a lingerie pub.
Kile: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Wait, how'duss she speak?
Kile: With an Austrailian accent.
Guy: OOOHHHHHHH.....HER! She's f^*$ing monkey people.
Kile: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!!!!!!! Oh, wait, I'm one.
Guy: Wait, wat was'r clothes when ya last saw'r?
Kile: Tiny red overshirt, tiny red miniskirt, torn white halfshirt...
Kile begins to drool at the thoughts
Guy: She left with some....Zidane guy.
Kile: DAMN YOU ZIDANE!!!!!! Where'd they go?
Guy: Hos 'R' Us. Da back room marked MONKAAAAAAY!!!!!
Kile: You mean "Monkey?"
Guy: Eh, whatever.
Kile flies off in search of "Hos 'R' Us"
He finds it after a while of circling the city like a vulture
Kile: Caw, Caw! Caca on this!
Kile lands in front of Hos 'R' Us and enters and runs to the back area where he sees two doors: Monkeys and Cats
Kile: Do I dare to enter the catgirl f^*$ing room? MMMMMM!!!!!!!! N-no, I mustn't run astray from my mission! BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile busts down the Monkey door finding inside Kid being *ahemed* by Zidane and Yusuke
Kile: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid: No, Kile! It's not what ya think!
Kile: Whew, thank GOD!!!! Hah, let's go.
Kid: ...........Uh.............Alright.
Kid gets dressed and leaves
Kile looks back in at Yusuke
Kile: You take my Spirit World and now my toy--er, girlfriend, beware young spoofer...for the REAL reaper is on my side, not the sexy, young, teenage girl one! ..............You lucky bastard....
Kile leaves
Kile returns to the set with Kid
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ON THE SET
Kile: ...And that's how I saved Kid.
ALL: ..........
Gokuu: You didn't tell us anything, you just sat down and said "...And that's how I saved Kid."
Kile: Who cares? Hey, I got this kick ass super computer!
Moe 2000 (The super computer) is against the left wall
Moe: Hello, Tad.
Kile: I'm Kile.
Moe: Hello, Kile.
Gokuu: Isn't that the crazy computer from "Space Ghost Coast to Coast?"
Kile: .....Uh......Maybe. I'm afraid I have to fire you all, now...........you too, Daft Punk and Romanthony.
Romanthony: Damn you, Kile! We'll make sure that you're killed--!!!
They begin to play music
Romanthony: ONE MORE TIME!!! Kickin' you ass so free. We're gonna kick your ass! Kick your ass and dance so free.
Kile: Out....Look, you guys are one my favorite bands, but Moe has all your songs INSIDE HIM!
Romanthony: We do too!
Kile: Oooouuutttt..............
Everyone leaves but Kile and Moe
Kile: Moe? Who's our first guest?
Moe: A Mr. Koenma from Yu Yu Hakusho.
Moe plays Koenma to his seat
Kile: Hey, Koenma.
Koenma: Who are you?
Kile: The greatest bounty hunter in the world!
Koenma: No, really.
Kile: .........Uh..........Koenma, do you like Yusuke?
Koenma: He's an embarrassment to the Spirit World Detective career line.
Kile: YEAH!!!
Koenma: Just like you are an embarrassment to the talk show host career line.
Kile: ........Ah.......If Caretaker was the second in command of the Spirit World, would you be it?
Koenma: Yes.
Kile: Say it.
Koenma: Hah.....If Caretaker were the second rank in control of the Spirit World, I would be it.
Nothing happens
Kile: Say you are.
Koenma: AAARGGG..........I AM CARETAKER OF THE SPIRIT WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLDDDD!!!!!!!!! Happy?
Kile: Indubidably.
Queza comes out of nowhere and tackles Koenma
Kile: Spoofers....Queza's the Caretaker of the Spirit World.
Queza leaves
Koenma slowly gets back up
Koenma: Uuuggghhh...........
Kile: Next guest!
Moe: ......Please welcome a Ms. Nina Purpleton from Mobile Suit Gundam 0083.
Moe plays Nina to her seat
Kile: Welcome!
Nina: Great to be here.
Kile: What are your intentions with Ko?
Nina blushes
Nina: What is it any of your business?
Nina chuckles lovingly at the thought of Ko
Kile: I like to know what young ladies want with my son before I allow him to date them.
Nina: Your...son?
Kile: Yeah.
Moe: Kile, I found no such records that you are--
Kile: Shut up, Moe!
Moe: .....
Nina: You can't be his father.
Kile: I'm 1,000,061, I can be whoever's father I want to be....after a few drinks.
Nina: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nina runs out of the building screaming
Kile: That answers my second question "What would she do if I were...." Anyhow, I'm not.
Moe: ......................Please welcome a Mr. Shuji Yamagami from Seasons of the Sakura!
Kile: isn't that a hentai game?
Moe plays Shuji to his seat
Kile: How's life treating you?
Shuji: Life is GREAT!!!! All the sex I can get...
Kile: ......Yeah, well you know my life...Hey, why can't we see your eyes?
BACK SHOT
Shuji: Oh, here.
Shuji lift up his hair
Kile: OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!
Shuji lets his hair drop in front of his eyes
NORMAL CAMERA SHOT
Kile: Whew....That was wild.....Time to go, Moe.
Moe: I don't think so, Kile.
Kile: Huh?
Moe: I am in complete control now. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Kile: ......I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this.
Kile stretches his palms out toward Moe
Kile: .....Forgive me, Banjo...RED FLARE!!!!!
Kile Red Flares away Moe 2000
Kile: I'll miss the little bastard.......
Kid: ~Kile~.
Kile: Huh?
Kid: Let's...uh...go.
Kile: Heheheheheheh.......Alright.
Shuji: Can I come, too?
Kid: Sure!
Kile: Just don't show her your eyes.
Shuji: I won't that same mistake twice! Damn Tipper Gore.
ALL: ..................
They all leave for a night of merriment and booze
Kile: Lots and LOTS of booze.
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STAFF ROOM
sword master: You notice we weren't in this one that much?
animemaster: I'm pissed.
Gokuu: Then don't get near me.
ragnarock: I think Kile knew about Moe the whole time.
sword master: I KNOW Kile knew about Moe the entire time.
Kile opens the door and sticks his head in
Kile: You're all rehired, DP and Romanthony, too.
Kile leaves
ALL: WHOO-HOO!!!!
Mac: ...........You guys are still here?
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THE END
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