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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro! And...those other guys....*
animemaster: Well, thanks a whole helluva lot!
*You're welcome.*
ragnarock: Where's Kile?
animemaster: He...was here...a second ago.
ragnarock: Gokuu's gone, too.
animemaster: .....Uh....Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
*Dune.*
animemaster: How many hours passed?
ragnarock: Five.....fourscore?
animemaster: And seven porns ago.
*Hey, what happened to looking for Kile and Gokuu?*
animemaster: Who?
*....Book it.*
animemaster and ragnarock stand outside Kile's ready room
Kile: Alright.......I THINK I may still have some porns in here--I mean--tutorials.
Gokuu: Perverted monkey!
Kile: I'd rather you learned from the street than a good home!
Gokuu: Isn't that the opposite--
Kile: No.
Gokuu: Ugh...
Kile: First (Whispers).
Gokuu: Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Uh, huh.....I didn't understand a word; you just went "wshshshshshsh."
Kile: Uh...You remember what Stan ran into?
Gokuu: Yeah.
Kile: Do the same...
animemaster: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE????!!!!
animemaster and ragnarock barge in
Kile: Uh.....As you know, we are strapped for cash.
animemaster: What the hell does that have to do with sex???
Kile: ...I sold Gokuu into inslavement in Sasami's love pits.
animemaster: ...WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE??????
Gokuu: ...In that wig you remind me of Julia.
Spike crashes through the wall
Spike: JUUUULLLIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike crashes out the other wall
Gokuu: Uh....New...That was new.
Kile: ....I'm going to work.
*Welcome....again....to the Spirit Show...with these guys!*
Kile is sitting in his usual spot
Kile: Welcome. Today is the day I send my nephew into slavery.
animemaster: WHY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE??????????
Gokuu: Run into the cli--?
Kile: Yeah.
*Please welcome our first guest, Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2!*
Daft Punk plays Snake to his seat
Kile: Welcome, Snake.
Snake: Didn't I see you in Cream Filling Conspiracy Part 3?
Kile: You didst!
animemaster: "Didst?"
Kile: Do you feel sorry for Otacon and the ordeal of his sister?
Snake: Otacon has the bird, now.
Otacon is flying on the parrot outside the window
Otacon: WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: Uh....
Kile: What is your battlecry?
Snake: BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ragnarock: Why does that sound familiar?
Moe appears with giant band-aid on head
Moe: I don't know, Dev.
ragnarock: DIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ragnarock kills Moe 2000
Snake: METAL GEAR??? Rex? Ray?
Kile: Romano.
*Please welcome next guest, Lord Katsuhito from Tenchi Muyo!!*
Daft Punk plays Lord Katsuhito to his seat
Kile: Welcome!
Katsuhito: Good to be here.
Kile: How're things at the shrine?
Katsuhito: Too many shriners....and their silly hats.
Kile: How's Ryoko?
Katsuhito: After your visit? Still bathing....muttering "Not clean! Not cleeeeeaaaaaan!"
Kile: Mihoshi?
Katsuhito: Ran away...
Kile: Uh...Kyone?
Katsuhito: Stripper.
Kile: ....Whew....Uh...Washu?
Katsuhito: Speed addict.
Kile: Ayeka?
Katsuhito: Digging your grave.
animemaster: NEXT grave.
ragnarock: The cold, cold Earth....Let's hurry the process! Get the gun!
Kile: Put the Lasgun, sword master.
*Awwww........*
Kile: Sasami?
Katsuhito: Mumbling something about "New slave."
Kile: Uh....Ryo-Ohki?
Katsuhito: Has your picture on the wall.
Kile: Argh! As what a dart board?!
animemaster: I have one of those.
Katsuhito: Surprisingly...no.
Kile: Hm......(I'll refrain from asking "What for, then?")
Katsuhito: I won't tell you, then.
Kile: How'd you read my thoughts?
Katsuhito: Uh....(Hums Twilight Zone music)
Kile: NEXT GUEST!!!!
*Please welcome final guest, Tima from, the just realeased, Metropolis!*
Daft Punk plays Tima to her seat
Kile: What's up?
Tima: Where's...Kenichi?
Kile: Uhh....
Tima: ....Am I human? Am I a robot?
animemaster: You don't want him to try and figure that out.
Kile: What happened to you after the fall of the ziggurat?
Tima: Searched for...Kenichi.
Kile: Uhh.....That's all for tonight!
Sasami barges in with Namingway
Sasami: Come, Kile!
Kile: No, nonononononono--NO!!! Take my nephew!
Sasami: Who?
Kile: GOKUU!!!!!!
Gokuu: Yeah?
Kile: Ride's here.
Gokuu walks over to Sasami
Gokuu: Should I be cheering or crying?
ALL: Both.
Namingway: Do you want me to change your name?
Gokuu: I might as well....I can't let anyone know who I truly am.
Kile: A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.
*Not if you called them Shai-Hulud droppings.*
Gokuu: My name shall now be....Tenchey Moyo!
All except Tenchey (Gokuu) fall over anime style
Sasami: ....Naw. I wanted the monkey.
Sasami and Namingway leaves
Kile: ...She didn't notice your tail?
Tenchey: I keep it hidden. Out of fear of Pyra.
Kile: You going back to "Gokuu?"
Tenchy: ...Maybe at some other time...in the distant future....
Kile: No promises, that's the Terro way!
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: Weird as HELL!
animemaster: But what're'ya gonna do?
sword master: You could've been the, well, monkey-toy of a cute girl but you turned it down. WHAT'S WITH YOU????!!!!!
Kile: I was high...
ragnarock: That never stopped you before!
Tenchey: Eh...Moyo...cool.
Mac: Why the HELL'RE you people IN HERE???
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro! And...those other guys....*
animemaster: Well, thanks a whole helluva lot!
*You're welcome.*
ragnarock: Where's Kile?
animemaster: He...was here...a second ago.
ragnarock: Gokuu's gone, too.
animemaster: .....Uh....Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
*Dune.*
animemaster: How many hours passed?
ragnarock: Five.....fourscore?
animemaster: And seven porns ago.
*Hey, what happened to looking for Kile and Gokuu?*
animemaster: Who?
*....Book it.*
animemaster and ragnarock stand outside Kile's ready room
Kile: Alright.......I THINK I may still have some porns in here--I mean--tutorials.
Gokuu: Perverted monkey!
Kile: I'd rather you learned from the street than a good home!
Gokuu: Isn't that the opposite--
Kile: No.
Gokuu: Ugh...
Kile: First (Whispers).
Gokuu: Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Uh, huh.....I didn't understand a word; you just went "wshshshshshsh."
Kile: Uh...You remember what Stan ran into?
Gokuu: Yeah.
Kile: Do the same...
animemaster: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE????!!!!
animemaster and ragnarock barge in
Kile: Uh.....As you know, we are strapped for cash.
animemaster: What the hell does that have to do with sex???
Kile: ...I sold Gokuu into inslavement in Sasami's love pits.
animemaster: ...WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE??????
Gokuu: ...In that wig you remind me of Julia.
Spike crashes through the wall
Spike: JUUUULLLIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike crashes out the other wall
Gokuu: Uh....New...That was new.
Kile: ....I'm going to work.
*Welcome....again....to the Spirit Show...with these guys!*
Kile is sitting in his usual spot
Kile: Welcome. Today is the day I send my nephew into slavery.
animemaster: WHY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE??????????
Gokuu: Run into the cli--?
Kile: Yeah.
*Please welcome our first guest, Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2!*
Daft Punk plays Snake to his seat
Kile: Welcome, Snake.
Snake: Didn't I see you in Cream Filling Conspiracy Part 3?
Kile: You didst!
animemaster: "Didst?"
Kile: Do you feel sorry for Otacon and the ordeal of his sister?
Snake: Otacon has the bird, now.
Otacon is flying on the parrot outside the window
Otacon: WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: Uh....
Kile: What is your battlecry?
Snake: BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ragnarock: Why does that sound familiar?
Moe appears with giant band-aid on head
Moe: I don't know, Dev.
ragnarock: DIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ragnarock kills Moe 2000
Snake: METAL GEAR??? Rex? Ray?
Kile: Romano.
*Please welcome next guest, Lord Katsuhito from Tenchi Muyo!!*
Daft Punk plays Lord Katsuhito to his seat
Kile: Welcome!
Katsuhito: Good to be here.
Kile: How're things at the shrine?
Katsuhito: Too many shriners....and their silly hats.
Kile: How's Ryoko?
Katsuhito: After your visit? Still bathing....muttering "Not clean! Not cleeeeeaaaaaan!"
Kile: Mihoshi?
Katsuhito: Ran away...
Kile: Uh...Kyone?
Katsuhito: Stripper.
Kile: ....Whew....Uh...Washu?
Katsuhito: Speed addict.
Kile: Ayeka?
Katsuhito: Digging your grave.
animemaster: NEXT grave.
ragnarock: The cold, cold Earth....Let's hurry the process! Get the gun!
Kile: Put the Lasgun, sword master.
*Awwww........*
Kile: Sasami?
Katsuhito: Mumbling something about "New slave."
Kile: Uh....Ryo-Ohki?
Katsuhito: Has your picture on the wall.
Kile: Argh! As what a dart board?!
animemaster: I have one of those.
Katsuhito: Surprisingly...no.
Kile: Hm......(I'll refrain from asking "What for, then?")
Katsuhito: I won't tell you, then.
Kile: How'd you read my thoughts?
Katsuhito: Uh....(Hums Twilight Zone music)
Kile: NEXT GUEST!!!!
*Please welcome final guest, Tima from, the just realeased, Metropolis!*
Daft Punk plays Tima to her seat
Kile: What's up?
Tima: Where's...Kenichi?
Kile: Uhh....
Tima: ....Am I human? Am I a robot?
animemaster: You don't want him to try and figure that out.
Kile: What happened to you after the fall of the ziggurat?
Tima: Searched for...Kenichi.
Kile: Uhh.....That's all for tonight!
Sasami barges in with Namingway
Sasami: Come, Kile!
Kile: No, nonononononono--NO!!! Take my nephew!
Sasami: Who?
Kile: GOKUU!!!!!!
Gokuu: Yeah?
Kile: Ride's here.
Gokuu walks over to Sasami
Gokuu: Should I be cheering or crying?
ALL: Both.
Namingway: Do you want me to change your name?
Gokuu: I might as well....I can't let anyone know who I truly am.
Kile: A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.
*Not if you called them Shai-Hulud droppings.*
Gokuu: My name shall now be....Tenchey Moyo!
All except Tenchey (Gokuu) fall over anime style
Sasami: ....Naw. I wanted the monkey.
Sasami and Namingway leaves
Kile: ...She didn't notice your tail?
Tenchey: I keep it hidden. Out of fear of Pyra.
Kile: You going back to "Gokuu?"
Tenchy: ...Maybe at some other time...in the distant future....
Kile: No promises, that's the Terro way!
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: Weird as HELL!
animemaster: But what're'ya gonna do?
sword master: You could've been the, well, monkey-toy of a cute girl but you turned it down. WHAT'S WITH YOU????!!!!!
Kile: I was high...
ragnarock: That never stopped you before!
Tenchey: Eh...Moyo...cool.
Mac: Why the HELL'RE you people IN HERE???
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END
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