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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile: Welcome! Toda--
animemaster: Kile?
Kile: WHAAAT???
animemaster: You have a, uh, visitor...
Kile: If it's Ivan or any of the other Neo Nazis, send them away.
animemaster: Neither of them.
Kile: Any law official?
animemaster: Just a fan...
Kile: Ah...Curse my polite nature. Send him in...
animemaster: Actually, it's a HER.
Kile: Hmmmmmm....Alright, send her in....Heheh....
animemaster leaves
Kile: Heheh...
Tenchey: Uncle Kile's just a big softie isn't he?
ragnarock: More like a big--well, I'm not going to make fun of this, it's too easy.
animemaster enters with his hands behind his back
Kile: Huh? Where is she?
animemaster: Right here!
animemaster takes his hands out from behind his back and on them sits Ryo-Ohki
Ryo-Ohki: Myao! Myao!
Kile: RYO-OHKI!!!
Kile hugs Ryo-Ohki
Tenchey: I know he likes animals
ragnarock: What? Is he into beastiality?
Kile: No! I just love kitties!
Kuwabara crashes through the wall
Kuwabara: Join the Cat Lovers Club!
Kuwabara crashes out the other wall
Kile: Hey! We just fixed those!
animemaster: .......What I want to know is what Ryo-Ohki's doing here.
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AT SASAMI'S LOVE PITS
Sasami: Now, the monkey won't have any other choice but to come here! He will come and thank me for Ryo-Ohki and...
Maniacal female laughter fills the castle
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Kile: Whoever sent her, I'm gonna go thank them!
Kile stands up
*Don't, man! what if it was Sasami?*
Kile: Yeah, right, Sasami....Hah! It'll be a cold day on Arrakis before she sends me a cute, cuddly Cabbit!
Kile hugs Ryo-Ohki again
Kile walks over to the men's bathroom backstage
animemaster: Where are you going?
Kile walks off but they hear him say...
Kile: Follow me!
They follow him
He stands in front of a stall
animemaster (In childish voice): Does Kiley need someone to stand outside the potty while he goes poo-poo?
Kile: Shut the Hell up!
animemaster looks surprised
animemaster: Um...al--alright...
Kile enters the stall
Kile: Now, you see me, now you don't!
Silence
animemaster: Kile's been a little meaner lately...
ragnarock: Is he in there?
animemaster opens the stall and Kile isn't inside
Tenchey: Where is he?
ragnarock lifts the seat
ragnarock: Not in here.
Kalabora (swordmaster): In the toilet?
ragnarock: Hey, Washu was in Tenchi's toilet.
Tenchey: Me?
ragnarock: NO! Tenchi Masaki. And it was in Tenchi in Tokyo!
Kalabora: Why do you take the names of anime characters instead of making up your own?
Tenchey: I'm not very creative. Uncle "Disappear-On-Us" is the imaginative one.
animemaster: Where IS Moonraper?
ragnarock: You mean Kile?
animemaster: Is there any other?
Tenchey: I dunno but we better get the show started!
They leave for the set
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AT SASAMI'S LOVE PITS
Kile: Oh, shit, it WAS Sasami!
Sasami: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW you would come to thank the person who sent Ryo-Ohki!
Kile: Damn my kind nature...
Sasami: Your Toilet-to-Sender machine sent you here!
Kile: Gee, I kinda gathered as much.
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*Please welcome our first guest, Naru Narusegawa from Love Hina!
Daft Punk plays her to her seat
animemaster: Kile's gonna be so pissed....He loves this one.
Naru: ....Who IS Kile?
animemaster: You don't know who Kile is?
Naru: No, I was mailed the invitation to the show, it was signed "The Full Monkey," so I decided to see what the heck this was.
animemaster: "The Full Monkey?"
Naru: The Full Monkey......
animemaster: Um....What are your feelings toward Keitaro?
Naru: Sick, perverted, little--He's cool.
animemaster: ......Uh....Are you the girl from his youth?
Naru: Well, --
Carhorn blares
Naru: You see? Oh, gotta go! See you!
Naru leaves
animemaster: ....................Next....
*Welcome Maetel from Galaxy Express 999....with Tetsuro in close tow....*
Daft Punk plays Maetel to her seat
Tetsuro has a chain on a latch around his neck being dragged by Maetel
animemaster: ...Uh...Augh.....Why is--?
Maetel: We just came from a costume party.
animemaster: Why aren't you in costume?
Maetel: .......Um....I am.
animemaster: Those are your normal clothes.
Maetel: Next question.
animemaster: How's life?
Tetsuro: Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!! Porn-porn-porn--SEX!!!!!!
Maetel: Hee hee...How do YOU think, AM?
animemaster: Lucky bastard, Tetsuro....
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BACK AT SASAMI'S LOVE PITS
Sasami: What to do first?
Kile's eyes tear (Teer, not tair) up
Kile: Ryo-Ohki? How could you do this to me?
Ryo-Ohki's do the same
Ryo-Ohki: Myao..........Myyyyyyyaaaooo...
Ryo-Ohki runs off
Sasami: I know!
Sasami: Get's a rope
Kile: Hah......
Sasami: Get rid of that clunky vest
Kile takes off his orange vest and drops it
It falls through the ground, numerous levels
Sasami: How hea--?
Kile: 2000 Tons.
Sasami: Strong, eh? OLD man!
Kile: !!! Ah, I AM old, so what?
Sasami: I would have figured you were feeble.
Kile: Just because I'm older than your great-great-great-great-great-grandfather doesn't mean I'm old AND feeble!
Sasami grins
Sasami lunges at him
After a while of confusion.......
Kile is tied up and hanging from the ceiling
Kile: Okay, since when do guys get put into bondage?
Sasami begins her "fun"
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Sasami cleans herself and Kile
Sasami: Now wasn't that fun?
Kile: Uhhhhhhh...........I feel twenty pounds lighter......That isn't good...I'd only weigh 75 pounds, then....
Kile passes out
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BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: Then you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!
ragnarock: Can you just get on with it?
*Please welcome final guest, Don Corneo--You gotta be kidding me.*
Daft Punk plays Don Corneo to his seat
animemaster: How've you been?
Don Corneo: Terrible! I still can't get over the Death of Aeris...and my own death.
animemaster: Don't you know that since your both dead you could find her here?
Don Corneo: Can I?
animemaster: Suuuure...Just go find Queza.
Don Corneo: I'm off to go--
Carhorn blares
Don Corneo: --a chick!
Kile enters with Ryo-Ohki
animemaster: Where've you been?
Kile: I've seen...The Promised Land!
Tenchey: He's gone Martin Luther King on us.
animemaster: HEY! Marting Luther Kile! Snap out of it!
Kile: Oh....Uh....
Kile returns to normal
Kile: Man, I've been at Sasami's Love Pits, Ryo-Ohki saved me, though.
Tenchey: How was it?
Kile: WEIRD!!! She--
Carhorn blares
Kile: --herself with my--
Carhorn blares
Kile: --500,007 times! And with my tail 500,008 times!
Tenchey: She--
Baby cries
Tenchey: --with you like that?
Mac comes out from the Staff Room
Mac: What? Is there a--
Internet logon sound
Mac: --fest going on out here?
Kile: No, Grandpa, it was at Sasami's.
Mac sees Ryo-Ohki
Mac: I'm a married man..but I doubt she'd--
Internet logon sound
Mac: --as a cat. Come with me Ryo-Ohki.
Ryo-Ohki and Mac walk into Kile's ready room
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: I'm scared to know what Grandpa's doing with Ryo-Ohki...
Tenchey: Isn't it obvious?
animemaster: Kile is oBLIvios.
Kalabora: I'm oblivious.....I think...
Mac enters wearing a cat size white terry cloth bathrobe
Mac: Don't mind the white room, heheh.
Kile: Dear God!
ragnarock: Hey, someone put white out all over your ready room, Kile.
Kile: That isn't white out.
Mac: Ten pounds lighter....Uh-oh! That can't be good for me! I'm a cat!
Mac passes out
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile: Welcome! Toda--
animemaster: Kile?
Kile: WHAAAT???
animemaster: You have a, uh, visitor...
Kile: If it's Ivan or any of the other Neo Nazis, send them away.
animemaster: Neither of them.
Kile: Any law official?
animemaster: Just a fan...
Kile: Ah...Curse my polite nature. Send him in...
animemaster: Actually, it's a HER.
Kile: Hmmmmmm....Alright, send her in....Heheh....
animemaster leaves
Kile: Heheh...
Tenchey: Uncle Kile's just a big softie isn't he?
ragnarock: More like a big--well, I'm not going to make fun of this, it's too easy.
animemaster enters with his hands behind his back
Kile: Huh? Where is she?
animemaster: Right here!
animemaster takes his hands out from behind his back and on them sits Ryo-Ohki
Ryo-Ohki: Myao! Myao!
Kile: RYO-OHKI!!!
Kile hugs Ryo-Ohki
Tenchey: I know he likes animals
ragnarock: What? Is he into beastiality?
Kile: No! I just love kitties!
Kuwabara crashes through the wall
Kuwabara: Join the Cat Lovers Club!
Kuwabara crashes out the other wall
Kile: Hey! We just fixed those!
animemaster: .......What I want to know is what Ryo-Ohki's doing here.
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AT SASAMI'S LOVE PITS
Sasami: Now, the monkey won't have any other choice but to come here! He will come and thank me for Ryo-Ohki and...
Maniacal female laughter fills the castle
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Kile: Whoever sent her, I'm gonna go thank them!
Kile stands up
*Don't, man! what if it was Sasami?*
Kile: Yeah, right, Sasami....Hah! It'll be a cold day on Arrakis before she sends me a cute, cuddly Cabbit!
Kile hugs Ryo-Ohki again
Kile walks over to the men's bathroom backstage
animemaster: Where are you going?
Kile walks off but they hear him say...
Kile: Follow me!
They follow him
He stands in front of a stall
animemaster (In childish voice): Does Kiley need someone to stand outside the potty while he goes poo-poo?
Kile: Shut the Hell up!
animemaster looks surprised
animemaster: Um...al--alright...
Kile enters the stall
Kile: Now, you see me, now you don't!
Silence
animemaster: Kile's been a little meaner lately...
ragnarock: Is he in there?
animemaster opens the stall and Kile isn't inside
Tenchey: Where is he?
ragnarock lifts the seat
ragnarock: Not in here.
Kalabora (swordmaster): In the toilet?
ragnarock: Hey, Washu was in Tenchi's toilet.
Tenchey: Me?
ragnarock: NO! Tenchi Masaki. And it was in Tenchi in Tokyo!
Kalabora: Why do you take the names of anime characters instead of making up your own?
Tenchey: I'm not very creative. Uncle "Disappear-On-Us" is the imaginative one.
animemaster: Where IS Moonraper?
ragnarock: You mean Kile?
animemaster: Is there any other?
Tenchey: I dunno but we better get the show started!
They leave for the set
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AT SASAMI'S LOVE PITS
Kile: Oh, shit, it WAS Sasami!
Sasami: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW you would come to thank the person who sent Ryo-Ohki!
Kile: Damn my kind nature...
Sasami: Your Toilet-to-Sender machine sent you here!
Kile: Gee, I kinda gathered as much.
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*Please welcome our first guest, Naru Narusegawa from Love Hina!
Daft Punk plays her to her seat
animemaster: Kile's gonna be so pissed....He loves this one.
Naru: ....Who IS Kile?
animemaster: You don't know who Kile is?
Naru: No, I was mailed the invitation to the show, it was signed "The Full Monkey," so I decided to see what the heck this was.
animemaster: "The Full Monkey?"
Naru: The Full Monkey......
animemaster: Um....What are your feelings toward Keitaro?
Naru: Sick, perverted, little--He's cool.
animemaster: ......Uh....Are you the girl from his youth?
Naru: Well, --
Carhorn blares
Naru: You see? Oh, gotta go! See you!
Naru leaves
animemaster: ....................Next....
*Welcome Maetel from Galaxy Express 999....with Tetsuro in close tow....*
Daft Punk plays Maetel to her seat
Tetsuro has a chain on a latch around his neck being dragged by Maetel
animemaster: ...Uh...Augh.....Why is--?
Maetel: We just came from a costume party.
animemaster: Why aren't you in costume?
Maetel: .......Um....I am.
animemaster: Those are your normal clothes.
Maetel: Next question.
animemaster: How's life?
Tetsuro: Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!! Porn-porn-porn--SEX!!!!!!
Maetel: Hee hee...How do YOU think, AM?
animemaster: Lucky bastard, Tetsuro....
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BACK AT SASAMI'S LOVE PITS
Sasami: What to do first?
Kile's eyes tear (Teer, not tair) up
Kile: Ryo-Ohki? How could you do this to me?
Ryo-Ohki's do the same
Ryo-Ohki: Myao..........Myyyyyyyaaaooo...
Ryo-Ohki runs off
Sasami: I know!
Sasami: Get's a rope
Kile: Hah......
Sasami: Get rid of that clunky vest
Kile takes off his orange vest and drops it
It falls through the ground, numerous levels
Sasami: How hea--?
Kile: 2000 Tons.
Sasami: Strong, eh? OLD man!
Kile: !!! Ah, I AM old, so what?
Sasami: I would have figured you were feeble.
Kile: Just because I'm older than your great-great-great-great-great-grandfather doesn't mean I'm old AND feeble!
Sasami grins
Sasami lunges at him
After a while of confusion.......
Kile is tied up and hanging from the ceiling
Kile: Okay, since when do guys get put into bondage?
Sasami begins her "fun"
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Sasami cleans herself and Kile
Sasami: Now wasn't that fun?
Kile: Uhhhhhhh...........I feel twenty pounds lighter......That isn't good...I'd only weigh 75 pounds, then....
Kile passes out
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BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: Then you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!
ragnarock: Can you just get on with it?
*Please welcome final guest, Don Corneo--You gotta be kidding me.*
Daft Punk plays Don Corneo to his seat
animemaster: How've you been?
Don Corneo: Terrible! I still can't get over the Death of Aeris...and my own death.
animemaster: Don't you know that since your both dead you could find her here?
Don Corneo: Can I?
animemaster: Suuuure...Just go find Queza.
Don Corneo: I'm off to go--
Carhorn blares
Don Corneo: --a chick!
Kile enters with Ryo-Ohki
animemaster: Where've you been?
Kile: I've seen...The Promised Land!
Tenchey: He's gone Martin Luther King on us.
animemaster: HEY! Marting Luther Kile! Snap out of it!
Kile: Oh....Uh....
Kile returns to normal
Kile: Man, I've been at Sasami's Love Pits, Ryo-Ohki saved me, though.
Tenchey: How was it?
Kile: WEIRD!!! She--
Carhorn blares
Kile: --herself with my--
Carhorn blares
Kile: --500,007 times! And with my tail 500,008 times!
Tenchey: She--
Baby cries
Tenchey: --with you like that?
Mac comes out from the Staff Room
Mac: What? Is there a--
Internet logon sound
Mac: --fest going on out here?
Kile: No, Grandpa, it was at Sasami's.
Mac sees Ryo-Ohki
Mac: I'm a married man..but I doubt she'd--
Internet logon sound
Mac: --as a cat. Come with me Ryo-Ohki.
Ryo-Ohki and Mac walk into Kile's ready room
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: I'm scared to know what Grandpa's doing with Ryo-Ohki...
Tenchey: Isn't it obvious?
animemaster: Kile is oBLIvios.
Kalabora: I'm oblivious.....I think...
Mac enters wearing a cat size white terry cloth bathrobe
Mac: Don't mind the white room, heheh.
Kile: Dear God!
ragnarock: Hey, someone put white out all over your ready room, Kile.
Kile: That isn't white out.
Mac: Ten pounds lighter....Uh-oh! That can't be good for me! I'm a cat!
Mac passes out
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