@Pandora's very own white room!@
(3/?)-"Cheerios!"
By: Duh! Pandora, of course!
Category: Humour/Humour!
Rating: PG-13 (A few swear words, some vivid and graphic descriptions, but not ALL too much…)
Summary: Due to finally receiving an authors licence, (Or rather, stealing one!) Pandora decides to have some fun, by trapping poor innocent people in a white little room. However, she has no intentions at all to make them read MST, no, no, not at all. Pandora has something completely different in mind…
Authors note: This is because I have always wanted to have my very own "white-room-where-you-can-trap-poor-characters-from-all-around-the-world"! And, because I wanted to. So there. Anyone who gets completely annoyed and bugged out by this: Well, Pooh on you!
Disclaimer: This is the disclaimer that never ends, it goes on and on for eternity, my friends, one author started writing it, not knowing what it was, and she'll continue typing it forever, just because…That's my fav. Disclaimer right now, and no, I did not come up with it, it's all too funny to be my work! Seriously, it's Starbrat that made this thing up! You ought to read her work, you really ought to!
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The main characters from LotR, were not feeling well. In fact, everything were rapidly going downwards for them, and had J.R.R Tolkien himself seen how the people he had created were suffering, he would probably have banished the demon author to hell. But, seeing that J.R.R Tolkien did not decide to grace us with his presence, the show must go on! (And will probably go on, too!) After playing hide and seek for two hours before the stupid voice was happy, and left them alone for a while as she went for some sleep ("But tomorrow, we'll play more!") and after that, well, everything went down the hill. Legolas crouched in a corner, mumbling something about how the game had stirred some horrible, scary memories that he had repressed and buried deep with in his mind, Aragorn did a very throughout examination of the white couches, and ended up sawing the legs off on one of them, three of the hobbits were still debating whether Pippin would fit in a cookie jar or not, and Pippin himself, had fallen asleep in another corner. Galadriel and Elrond had gathered in a third corner to discuss the national encyclopaedia (A/N: What? If you're bored, then you're bored.), the fourth, and last, corner were occupied by Gandalf and Gimli, who argued over the best way of take care of ones beard (A/N: You ought to listen to Gimli, Gandalf. I mean, he's beard is so fluffy and all.). Boromir had sat down and leaned against a wall, crossing his legs in a very "Buddha-like" manner, as he mumbled his mantra over and over to himself ("I am NOT a blue carrot. I am a human, and pink bunny slippers do NOT want to eat me. I am NOT a blue carrot…"). Therefore, no one noticed Aragorn's little couch mishap, so he quickly hid the four sawed-off legs under the carpet. (White, mind you!) Whistling innocently, he then walked over to Boromir and joined him, and even though he really doesn't believe in this religious stuff, he "borrowed" Boromirs mantra and said it a few times, just to be sure. Basically, things were okay, and under control. As much control as one can have when being trapped in a white room belonging to an evil author. So as I said, everything was okay. But not for long.
"Cheerios, my little sweet hearts!" The cheery voice had returned from her all-too-short rest (Gasp!). A chorus of groans answered her. The author sighed, this was not going her way at all! All the other authors that had trapped innocent characters in a white room, never had any troubles with getting their persons to obey! Just her luck to get people who got cranky just because she trapped them in a white room, forced them to do everything she said, and they couldn't escape. Oh please. That's nothing!
"You guys are no fun!" Pandora complained in a whiny voice, and pouted. Everyone snorted.
"Well, let us out of here, and we'll be a lot of fun! Oh wait, too bad you won't be here to se that! And do you know where you will be? You will be lying on the floor in little tiny slices, as soon as I get out of here, I swear!" Gimli then roared, with a sarcastic undertone, before doing a little "shake fist-spin-shake fist-spin"-thingy from his and Gandalfs corner. Author was not happy. Author was very angry now. No one yells at author and gets away with it. Not even a person from her favourite book.
"Listen, red-head, dwarves stink!" It was the best Pandora could think of for the moment. But it had the expected effect.
"Yeah, that's right, dwarves stink!" Legolas, who had finally gotten over his bad child-hood memories, and left his corner, yelled without realising he in one breath managed to
a) Agree with the enemy, and
b) Insult Gimli. Everyone glared at him, while Legolas just smiled a 'happy- go-lucky'-smile and lulled over to a couch and sat down, still smiling very happily. I just realised that the last sentence makes absolutely no sense at all. Or at least I think so. Anywho, Pandora decided to ignore Gimli, and just move on. Since she realised that killing him would not do good for the Tolkien storyline, she found it best to just leave him grumbling crankily in his corner, and concentrate on the others.
"Okay, here's the thing. Galadriel, you are going home. You are just plain boring." Galadriel fainted out of joy, but before she touched the floor, she disappeared with a flicker. The others just looked very disappointed (Legolas had stopped smiling.).
"And, you're getting company!" Pandora then continued happily. The others looked at each other in horror. This was not good. Pandora wasted no time, and immediately typed the orders in. In a few seconds, Anakin Skywalker, Audrey Coates, and Anna sat on one of the couches, and blinked confusedly. As I said, this was really not good. Then, Anna saw Aragorn, and with a joyful squeak, threw herself over him ("OMYGOSH, YOU'REMYHERO, ILOVEYOU, IWUVYOU, IWUVYOU!") she cooed, and clinged even tighter to his shoulder, as Aragorn discreetly tried to pry her off. Audrey said nothing, and did nothing, except that she looked at Anakin with little hearts in her eyes, which made Ani not a little nervous. Then, she caught sight of Legolas, when he went to help Aragorn out.
"LEGOLAS!!!" She yelled, and launched at him. Legolas was a little quicker than Aragorn (He was, after all, an elf) and seeing Aragorns terrible fate, he quickly ran. Audrey then proceeded to chase Legolas all around the room, yelling ("Here elfie, elfie, here elfie, elfie") all the time, which she in her wacky world believed would make Legolas stop. It did not. And neither did it stop Audrey, to Legolas horror.
"Audrey, that's enough, lay off the poor man now." Pandoras voice boomed down to them. Audrey and Anna (Who were still plastered to Aragorns shoulders) didn't seem to be the least bothered by the fact they were trapped in a white room. They had probably been in this situation like a hundred times, so this was no biggie.
"But he's so sweet!" Audrey complained a little and pouted, but she then sat down on the couch without legs.
"Okay everyone, these three are going to stay for a while, so be nice! Now, I am going away for a while again, so toodles!" After saying this, Pandora smiled (even though none of the others could see it) and shut the computer down. Falsely whistling "The Star Wars Theme", she happily bounced against the kitchen again, this time for breakfast. Down in the room, Aragorn was still desperately trying to get Anna off of him, Gimli and Gandalf were still standing in the corner, eyeing the new ones warily, Boromir was still muttering his mantra where he sat leaned against a wall, Pippin (who was still snoozing happily) had gotten company in his corner by three other hobbits, who all decided not to try their luck and maybe get tackled by the girls, and Legolas had reluctantly let Audrey hug him, and braid his hair, but it was under protest.
"Legolas, is it okay if I take a lock of your hair? It's so pretty!" She enthusiastically asked him. Legolas softly began to cry.
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Tolkien, this was short! And it sucks…Oh Tolkien, I am soooo running out of ideas…*sigh* Oh well, next chapter will probably be out soon…as soon as I have written it, of course…//Pandora
(3/?)-"Cheerios!"
By: Duh! Pandora, of course!
Category: Humour/Humour!
Rating: PG-13 (A few swear words, some vivid and graphic descriptions, but not ALL too much…)
Summary: Due to finally receiving an authors licence, (Or rather, stealing one!) Pandora decides to have some fun, by trapping poor innocent people in a white little room. However, she has no intentions at all to make them read MST, no, no, not at all. Pandora has something completely different in mind…
Authors note: This is because I have always wanted to have my very own "white-room-where-you-can-trap-poor-characters-from-all-around-the-world"! And, because I wanted to. So there. Anyone who gets completely annoyed and bugged out by this: Well, Pooh on you!
Disclaimer: This is the disclaimer that never ends, it goes on and on for eternity, my friends, one author started writing it, not knowing what it was, and she'll continue typing it forever, just because…That's my fav. Disclaimer right now, and no, I did not come up with it, it's all too funny to be my work! Seriously, it's Starbrat that made this thing up! You ought to read her work, you really ought to!
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The main characters from LotR, were not feeling well. In fact, everything were rapidly going downwards for them, and had J.R.R Tolkien himself seen how the people he had created were suffering, he would probably have banished the demon author to hell. But, seeing that J.R.R Tolkien did not decide to grace us with his presence, the show must go on! (And will probably go on, too!) After playing hide and seek for two hours before the stupid voice was happy, and left them alone for a while as she went for some sleep ("But tomorrow, we'll play more!") and after that, well, everything went down the hill. Legolas crouched in a corner, mumbling something about how the game had stirred some horrible, scary memories that he had repressed and buried deep with in his mind, Aragorn did a very throughout examination of the white couches, and ended up sawing the legs off on one of them, three of the hobbits were still debating whether Pippin would fit in a cookie jar or not, and Pippin himself, had fallen asleep in another corner. Galadriel and Elrond had gathered in a third corner to discuss the national encyclopaedia (A/N: What? If you're bored, then you're bored.), the fourth, and last, corner were occupied by Gandalf and Gimli, who argued over the best way of take care of ones beard (A/N: You ought to listen to Gimli, Gandalf. I mean, he's beard is so fluffy and all.). Boromir had sat down and leaned against a wall, crossing his legs in a very "Buddha-like" manner, as he mumbled his mantra over and over to himself ("I am NOT a blue carrot. I am a human, and pink bunny slippers do NOT want to eat me. I am NOT a blue carrot…"). Therefore, no one noticed Aragorn's little couch mishap, so he quickly hid the four sawed-off legs under the carpet. (White, mind you!) Whistling innocently, he then walked over to Boromir and joined him, and even though he really doesn't believe in this religious stuff, he "borrowed" Boromirs mantra and said it a few times, just to be sure. Basically, things were okay, and under control. As much control as one can have when being trapped in a white room belonging to an evil author. So as I said, everything was okay. But not for long.
"Cheerios, my little sweet hearts!" The cheery voice had returned from her all-too-short rest (Gasp!). A chorus of groans answered her. The author sighed, this was not going her way at all! All the other authors that had trapped innocent characters in a white room, never had any troubles with getting their persons to obey! Just her luck to get people who got cranky just because she trapped them in a white room, forced them to do everything she said, and they couldn't escape. Oh please. That's nothing!
"You guys are no fun!" Pandora complained in a whiny voice, and pouted. Everyone snorted.
"Well, let us out of here, and we'll be a lot of fun! Oh wait, too bad you won't be here to se that! And do you know where you will be? You will be lying on the floor in little tiny slices, as soon as I get out of here, I swear!" Gimli then roared, with a sarcastic undertone, before doing a little "shake fist-spin-shake fist-spin"-thingy from his and Gandalfs corner. Author was not happy. Author was very angry now. No one yells at author and gets away with it. Not even a person from her favourite book.
"Listen, red-head, dwarves stink!" It was the best Pandora could think of for the moment. But it had the expected effect.
"Yeah, that's right, dwarves stink!" Legolas, who had finally gotten over his bad child-hood memories, and left his corner, yelled without realising he in one breath managed to
a) Agree with the enemy, and
b) Insult Gimli. Everyone glared at him, while Legolas just smiled a 'happy- go-lucky'-smile and lulled over to a couch and sat down, still smiling very happily. I just realised that the last sentence makes absolutely no sense at all. Or at least I think so. Anywho, Pandora decided to ignore Gimli, and just move on. Since she realised that killing him would not do good for the Tolkien storyline, she found it best to just leave him grumbling crankily in his corner, and concentrate on the others.
"Okay, here's the thing. Galadriel, you are going home. You are just plain boring." Galadriel fainted out of joy, but before she touched the floor, she disappeared with a flicker. The others just looked very disappointed (Legolas had stopped smiling.).
"And, you're getting company!" Pandora then continued happily. The others looked at each other in horror. This was not good. Pandora wasted no time, and immediately typed the orders in. In a few seconds, Anakin Skywalker, Audrey Coates, and Anna sat on one of the couches, and blinked confusedly. As I said, this was really not good. Then, Anna saw Aragorn, and with a joyful squeak, threw herself over him ("OMYGOSH, YOU'REMYHERO, ILOVEYOU, IWUVYOU, IWUVYOU!") she cooed, and clinged even tighter to his shoulder, as Aragorn discreetly tried to pry her off. Audrey said nothing, and did nothing, except that she looked at Anakin with little hearts in her eyes, which made Ani not a little nervous. Then, she caught sight of Legolas, when he went to help Aragorn out.
"LEGOLAS!!!" She yelled, and launched at him. Legolas was a little quicker than Aragorn (He was, after all, an elf) and seeing Aragorns terrible fate, he quickly ran. Audrey then proceeded to chase Legolas all around the room, yelling ("Here elfie, elfie, here elfie, elfie") all the time, which she in her wacky world believed would make Legolas stop. It did not. And neither did it stop Audrey, to Legolas horror.
"Audrey, that's enough, lay off the poor man now." Pandoras voice boomed down to them. Audrey and Anna (Who were still plastered to Aragorns shoulders) didn't seem to be the least bothered by the fact they were trapped in a white room. They had probably been in this situation like a hundred times, so this was no biggie.
"But he's so sweet!" Audrey complained a little and pouted, but she then sat down on the couch without legs.
"Okay everyone, these three are going to stay for a while, so be nice! Now, I am going away for a while again, so toodles!" After saying this, Pandora smiled (even though none of the others could see it) and shut the computer down. Falsely whistling "The Star Wars Theme", she happily bounced against the kitchen again, this time for breakfast. Down in the room, Aragorn was still desperately trying to get Anna off of him, Gimli and Gandalf were still standing in the corner, eyeing the new ones warily, Boromir was still muttering his mantra where he sat leaned against a wall, Pippin (who was still snoozing happily) had gotten company in his corner by three other hobbits, who all decided not to try their luck and maybe get tackled by the girls, and Legolas had reluctantly let Audrey hug him, and braid his hair, but it was under protest.
"Legolas, is it okay if I take a lock of your hair? It's so pretty!" She enthusiastically asked him. Legolas softly began to cry.
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Tolkien, this was short! And it sucks…Oh Tolkien, I am soooo running out of ideas…*sigh* Oh well, next chapter will probably be out soon…as soon as I have written it, of course…//Pandora