TRAPPED! TAKE I
STAR WARS EDITION
Starring Sienna, Louis, and Natalie. . .
CHAPTER XI: It's-a Me! Mario!
By Sienna
"Edmonstaun IV?" Jacen blinked as they hopped into the Millenium Falcon. They'd convinced the aged space pilot to let them take the ship.
. . . Or they'd convinced the aged space pilot to play a few rounds of sabbacc and get tanked on Corellian brandy. Your call.
Louis cleared his throat, trying to look smart.
"It's the twentieth planet in the Oylkingg system."
"Twentieth planet?" Jaina asked, calmly piloting the space freighter around a third Death Star. "Why is it called Edmonstaun IV, then?"
"Because. . ." Louis trailed off, bowing his head and mumbling something under his breath.
"Growl." Lowie growled.
"I agree!" Sienna agreed, "There IS no Oylkingg system! That's just Lu trying to make up for his lack of Star Wars knowledge with his Edmonton Oilers knowledge. I don't want this turning into another Avalanche VS. Oilers, religious Ben-bashing story like Trapped Take III." She huffed, angrily, trying to pinpoint Anakin's real location with the Force. Unfortunately, because she was angry, it didn't work and something exploded in the fresher.
Louis looked dejected as he quickly hid his Mike Comrie hockey stick. Natalie leaned forward and poked Sienna in the forehead.
"He's doing his best!" She hissed, sternly. Sienna rolled her eyes and sighed.
"All right. Oylkingg is a small system at the edge of the Unknown Regions." She said, nodding at Louis, who grinned.
"Then let's-a go!" Jaina exclaimed, absent-mindedly dodging a stray fleet of TIE fighters.
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Not everyone can appreciate the sheer brilliance of that chapter, but that's okay. . . *sniff* I understand.
STAR WARS EDITION
Starring Sienna, Louis, and Natalie. . .
CHAPTER XI: It's-a Me! Mario!
By Sienna
"Edmonstaun IV?" Jacen blinked as they hopped into the Millenium Falcon. They'd convinced the aged space pilot to let them take the ship.
. . . Or they'd convinced the aged space pilot to play a few rounds of sabbacc and get tanked on Corellian brandy. Your call.
Louis cleared his throat, trying to look smart.
"It's the twentieth planet in the Oylkingg system."
"Twentieth planet?" Jaina asked, calmly piloting the space freighter around a third Death Star. "Why is it called Edmonstaun IV, then?"
"Because. . ." Louis trailed off, bowing his head and mumbling something under his breath.
"Growl." Lowie growled.
"I agree!" Sienna agreed, "There IS no Oylkingg system! That's just Lu trying to make up for his lack of Star Wars knowledge with his Edmonton Oilers knowledge. I don't want this turning into another Avalanche VS. Oilers, religious Ben-bashing story like Trapped Take III." She huffed, angrily, trying to pinpoint Anakin's real location with the Force. Unfortunately, because she was angry, it didn't work and something exploded in the fresher.
Louis looked dejected as he quickly hid his Mike Comrie hockey stick. Natalie leaned forward and poked Sienna in the forehead.
"He's doing his best!" She hissed, sternly. Sienna rolled her eyes and sighed.
"All right. Oylkingg is a small system at the edge of the Unknown Regions." She said, nodding at Louis, who grinned.
"Then let's-a go!" Jaina exclaimed, absent-mindedly dodging a stray fleet of TIE fighters.
~~~
Not everyone can appreciate the sheer brilliance of that chapter, but that's okay. . . *sniff* I understand.