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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with--what? You gotta be kidding me! You aren't? Oh, shit!*
animemaster: That damn bear followed us home!
Tenchey: Can we keep it?
Kalabora: Yeah, for a trophy!
ragnarock: Where's Kile?
Tenchey: Recuperating.
animemaster: From what?
Tenchey: Seeing his ready room after Mac and the others...
They all grab guns
animemaster: I'll go see if Kile's coming with us.
animemaster goes to see Kile who is in the staff room
animemaster: Kile? You comin' to kill the bear?
Kile: N-no....My nerves are shot....
animemaster: The bear'll be in a sec! If you change your mind, just join us.
animemaster leaves
Kile: Damn, it's cold!
Kile puts on a brown fur coat
Kile: Never look a gift horse in the foot, I always say.
Kile leaves the ready room
Kile: I wonder where they went? Oh, well.
Kile sits down at his desk
Kile: Oh, yeah. They went to look for the bea--....
The bear walks toward Kile
Bear: GGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile hides under his desk balled up
The bear runs off
The cast enters the room
Tenchey: Sh! Look....
They see something brown and furry hiding under Kile's desk
Kalabora (Whispering): It's the bear.
They all aim
Kile (Thinking): ???? Why's it so quiet?
They open fire
Kile: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenchey: Uh-oh. I know that scream.
Kile stands up holding onto his rear
Kile: YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ragnarock: You're an ass for making us think you were a bear by dressing up like that!
ALL: Yeah!
Kile: You morons!
They were lined up and Kile walks over to them and with one swing he slaps them all
Tenchey: What are we? The Three Stooges?
Kile: No, the five. GET GOING!!!!!! If my nerves--or myself--weren't shot, I would join you. I'm gonna go watch the news.
Kile goes back to the staff room
The cast goes back to find the bear
Kile watches the news
News guy: Women have been told to be careful. A new rapist has emerged.
Kile: Some people are just so sick...
News guy: He has been described as being 8 inches tall, weighing 15 pounds, and walking on all fours.
Kile: !!!!!!
News guy: But who can believe that?
Kile: Me. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac is in Kile's ready room with Ryo-Ohki
Mac: Whuh-oh.
Mac runs like the wind
Mac: I've sowed my seeds and must make like a wild oak and bark.....That made no sense.
Mac jumps out a window
Kile: I swear. I'd kill him if he weren't my grandpa...
The cast continues their quest for the bear
animemaster: Where did it go?
The cast travels in a straight line, animemaster, Kalabora, then Tenchey, rangarock, and the bear--THE BEAR?????!!!!!!!
ragnarock: Quit breathing down my neck, AM.
animemaster: What're you talking about?
ragnarock: Don't be funny.
Kalabora: We gonna start this again?
animemaster: How can I be breathing down your neck if I'm up here and your down there?
ragnarock: Good point...Oh, I got it! It was Kile all along!
ragnarock turns around and sees the bear
ragnarock: !!!!!!!!!!!!! A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
They bear tramples them and runs off
Kalabora: At least this time, he didn't make off with our car.
Kile comes running past them chasing Mac with a chair
Kile: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: Don't you mean "I'm gonna KILE you?"
Kile swings the chair and barely misses him
Mac: !!! I guess not!!!
The chase continues
Tenchey: Why haven't we been interviewing?
Kalabora: We've been taking a vacation!
Tenchey: Seems we're doing more on our vacation than at work.
They all are silent as Kile chases Mac in the background
animemaster: He's got a point, y'know?
Raijin crashes through the wall
Raijin: Y'KNOW???!!!
Raijin crashes out the other wall
ragnarock: Y'kno--
Tenchey: Don't say it!!!!!
ragnarock: Okay....I'm starting to get tired of that.
Kile jumps Mac in the background but Mac gets away
Tenchey: Um.............the bear?
animemaster: Oh, yeah! The bear! Where'd he go?
Kalabora: I know how we can trap him!
ragnarock: How?
Kalabora: Get a box, a stick, some string, and a pack of Canadian Blue and follow me.
Kalabora walks off
Tenchey: .....................Canadian.....Blue?
animemaster: What does he want with that?
They find the neccesary supplies and take them to Kalabora
Kalabora creates a traditional Elmer Fudd rabbit trap only instead of a carrot it has a bottle of Canadian Blue
ragnarock: That bear isn't gonna fit inside the bo--
The box collapses on something
Kalabora: GOT IT!!!!!!
They rush over to the box
ragnarock: I guess I was wrong.
they lift the box to see Kile strangling Mac
Kile: RAPIST!!!!!!!
Mac: !!! HELP...ME!!! A MONKEY'S....TRYING TA......KILL ME!!!!!!!!
Tenchey kicks Kile and he drops Mac
Mac runs away
Kalabora: Kile! This is for the bear!
Kile: Why don't you just go to my ready room? The bear's been in there for a while.
ALL: !!!!!!!!!!!!
They all run to Kile's ready room
Kile: SEE?!
The bears sitting in Kile's chair reading the Wall Street Journal
Bear: Hm.....sex toys has gone up 7.5%.
Kile: My ex must've gone there.
animemaster: Your ex?
Kile: Kid.
ALL: Kid???? You broke up???
Kile: Yeah...things weren't working out....my d*** went into a coma....it's back now.
Heavenly choir: HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!
Bear: Oh, you're here.
The bear puts down the Journal
Bear: WOW! Who's this slender young thing in the fur?
Kile: !!! Dude, I'm a--.
Bear: No time for talk! We must make haste!
Kile: I'm telling ya. I'm not a--.
The bear drags Kile off
Tenchey: The bear will discover Kile's a dude in 3...2...1....
Bear: !!!!!!!!!!!! A MAN????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile flees
Bear: Why won't you people leave...me...ALONE????
Kalabora: We're after a trophy!
Bear: ??? Why didn't you say so in the first place?
The bear hands them a bowling trophy and leaves
Kalabora: Not what I meant but....Eh, it'll do.
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: The end of vacation...
Kalabora: The end is near....
Tenchey: Weird........just plain weird.
ragnarock: Mac, the rapin' cat!
Kile: What a day! I've been shot in the ass, chased a cat after finding out he was a rapist, got caught, kicked, nearly raped by a bear, and on top of this...I ran out of orange soda!
Mac: .....I've got nothing to say for once.
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with--what? You gotta be kidding me! You aren't? Oh, shit!*
animemaster: That damn bear followed us home!
Tenchey: Can we keep it?
Kalabora: Yeah, for a trophy!
ragnarock: Where's Kile?
Tenchey: Recuperating.
animemaster: From what?
Tenchey: Seeing his ready room after Mac and the others...
They all grab guns
animemaster: I'll go see if Kile's coming with us.
animemaster goes to see Kile who is in the staff room
animemaster: Kile? You comin' to kill the bear?
Kile: N-no....My nerves are shot....
animemaster: The bear'll be in a sec! If you change your mind, just join us.
animemaster leaves
Kile: Damn, it's cold!
Kile puts on a brown fur coat
Kile: Never look a gift horse in the foot, I always say.
Kile leaves the ready room
Kile: I wonder where they went? Oh, well.
Kile sits down at his desk
Kile: Oh, yeah. They went to look for the bea--....
The bear walks toward Kile
Bear: GGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile hides under his desk balled up
The bear runs off
The cast enters the room
Tenchey: Sh! Look....
They see something brown and furry hiding under Kile's desk
Kalabora (Whispering): It's the bear.
They all aim
Kile (Thinking): ???? Why's it so quiet?
They open fire
Kile: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenchey: Uh-oh. I know that scream.
Kile stands up holding onto his rear
Kile: YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ragnarock: You're an ass for making us think you were a bear by dressing up like that!
ALL: Yeah!
Kile: You morons!
They were lined up and Kile walks over to them and with one swing he slaps them all
Tenchey: What are we? The Three Stooges?
Kile: No, the five. GET GOING!!!!!! If my nerves--or myself--weren't shot, I would join you. I'm gonna go watch the news.
Kile goes back to the staff room
The cast goes back to find the bear
Kile watches the news
News guy: Women have been told to be careful. A new rapist has emerged.
Kile: Some people are just so sick...
News guy: He has been described as being 8 inches tall, weighing 15 pounds, and walking on all fours.
Kile: !!!!!!
News guy: But who can believe that?
Kile: Me. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac is in Kile's ready room with Ryo-Ohki
Mac: Whuh-oh.
Mac runs like the wind
Mac: I've sowed my seeds and must make like a wild oak and bark.....That made no sense.
Mac jumps out a window
Kile: I swear. I'd kill him if he weren't my grandpa...
The cast continues their quest for the bear
animemaster: Where did it go?
The cast travels in a straight line, animemaster, Kalabora, then Tenchey, rangarock, and the bear--THE BEAR?????!!!!!!!
ragnarock: Quit breathing down my neck, AM.
animemaster: What're you talking about?
ragnarock: Don't be funny.
Kalabora: We gonna start this again?
animemaster: How can I be breathing down your neck if I'm up here and your down there?
ragnarock: Good point...Oh, I got it! It was Kile all along!
ragnarock turns around and sees the bear
ragnarock: !!!!!!!!!!!!! A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
They bear tramples them and runs off
Kalabora: At least this time, he didn't make off with our car.
Kile comes running past them chasing Mac with a chair
Kile: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: Don't you mean "I'm gonna KILE you?"
Kile swings the chair and barely misses him
Mac: !!! I guess not!!!
The chase continues
Tenchey: Why haven't we been interviewing?
Kalabora: We've been taking a vacation!
Tenchey: Seems we're doing more on our vacation than at work.
They all are silent as Kile chases Mac in the background
animemaster: He's got a point, y'know?
Raijin crashes through the wall
Raijin: Y'KNOW???!!!
Raijin crashes out the other wall
ragnarock: Y'kno--
Tenchey: Don't say it!!!!!
ragnarock: Okay....I'm starting to get tired of that.
Kile jumps Mac in the background but Mac gets away
Tenchey: Um.............the bear?
animemaster: Oh, yeah! The bear! Where'd he go?
Kalabora: I know how we can trap him!
ragnarock: How?
Kalabora: Get a box, a stick, some string, and a pack of Canadian Blue and follow me.
Kalabora walks off
Tenchey: .....................Canadian.....Blue?
animemaster: What does he want with that?
They find the neccesary supplies and take them to Kalabora
Kalabora creates a traditional Elmer Fudd rabbit trap only instead of a carrot it has a bottle of Canadian Blue
ragnarock: That bear isn't gonna fit inside the bo--
The box collapses on something
Kalabora: GOT IT!!!!!!
They rush over to the box
ragnarock: I guess I was wrong.
they lift the box to see Kile strangling Mac
Kile: RAPIST!!!!!!!
Mac: !!! HELP...ME!!! A MONKEY'S....TRYING TA......KILL ME!!!!!!!!
Tenchey kicks Kile and he drops Mac
Mac runs away
Kalabora: Kile! This is for the bear!
Kile: Why don't you just go to my ready room? The bear's been in there for a while.
ALL: !!!!!!!!!!!!
They all run to Kile's ready room
Kile: SEE?!
The bears sitting in Kile's chair reading the Wall Street Journal
Bear: Hm.....sex toys has gone up 7.5%.
Kile: My ex must've gone there.
animemaster: Your ex?
Kile: Kid.
ALL: Kid???? You broke up???
Kile: Yeah...things weren't working out....my d*** went into a coma....it's back now.
Heavenly choir: HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!
Bear: Oh, you're here.
The bear puts down the Journal
Bear: WOW! Who's this slender young thing in the fur?
Kile: !!! Dude, I'm a--.
Bear: No time for talk! We must make haste!
Kile: I'm telling ya. I'm not a--.
The bear drags Kile off
Tenchey: The bear will discover Kile's a dude in 3...2...1....
Bear: !!!!!!!!!!!! A MAN????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile flees
Bear: Why won't you people leave...me...ALONE????
Kalabora: We're after a trophy!
Bear: ??? Why didn't you say so in the first place?
The bear hands them a bowling trophy and leaves
Kalabora: Not what I meant but....Eh, it'll do.
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: The end of vacation...
Kalabora: The end is near....
Tenchey: Weird........just plain weird.
ragnarock: Mac, the rapin' cat!
Kile: What a day! I've been shot in the ass, chased a cat after finding out he was a rapist, got caught, kicked, nearly raped by a bear, and on top of this...I ran out of orange soda!
Mac: .....I've got nothing to say for once.
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