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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is in his usual spot
Kile: Welcome! Today we get back to work, with the bear dead and my cat tied up in the closet.
Banging is heard
Mac: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!
Kile: Uh...haha.............
animemaster: .........First guest?
*Please welcome first guest, Keitaro Urashima from Love Hina!*
Daft Punk plays Keitaro to his seat
Kile: Welcome, Keitaro!
ALL BUT KILE AND KEITARO: You're name's Kile Terro?!
Keitaro: No, it's Keitaro!
Kile: What are your feelings toward Narusegawa, Kei?
Keitaro: Hah.....Hmmm.......
Keitaro sits forward and his sketchbook falls out of his clothes
Kile: Hello, what is this?
Kile picks it up
Keitaro: No! Don't!
Kile looks inside and finds nude drawings and photos of Narusegawa (Naru)
Kile: ....Can you scan these?
Narusegawa comes out of nowhere and hits them and grabs the sketchbook and runs off
Kile: ............Ow....
Keitaro: Rgh.....Man, she hits hard....
Kile: .....Um, next, uh, question...Funniest thing about the show.
Keitaro: Two, actually. Shinobu looks like she's milking herself when they're sitting at the table in "Kendo Girl in Love?: Swordplay" and the fact that Su looks and acts alot like Edward Wong Hau Pepuli Tivrusky IV.
Kile: Try saying THAT 3 times fast!
Keitaro tries and ends up saying "Ederd Wauho Peoply Tikruski Farts"
Kile: .........Next.
*Please welcome next guest, A-Ko (Eiko) from The Project A-Ko!*
Daft Punk plays A-Ko to her seat
Kile: So, A-Ko, what are your special powers?
ragnarock: What is this guy? Space Ghost?
animemaster: Doesn't she live with Kile in KKC?
Tenchey: I think.
A-Ko: My special powers? Hm...I can run at great speeds, have strength uncomparable to anything, in short, I am a superheroine.
*I had super heroine once....I was in rehab for five years.....*
Everyone is silent
*.......*
Kile: A-Ko......
A-Ko: .....Yes?.......
Kile: ....I....
A-Ko: Yes?
Kile: .....I........I.....
A-Ko: Hm?
Kile: ....I.....I can't think of anymore questions...
Everyone falls over anime style
ragnarock: Aren't you just making it up as you go along?
Kile: ............Yes.
animemaster: Then just ask the first thing that comes to your mind.
Kile: Oh, okay. A-Ko?
A-Ko: Yes?
Kile: Are those real?
A-Ko slaps him and leaves
ALL BUT KILE: KILE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile: What??? Look!
Kile points behind the seat A-Ko was in and there are flowers there
Kile: Queza brought them in and I wanted to know whether or not they were real. I thought she might know....Girls like flowers right?
Tenchey: Well..I think...Do they, animemaster?
animemaster: Well, um...ragnarock?
ragnarock: Uh, phew, uh, shhhhhoot.........I, uh......Kala....bora?
*Don't ask me!*
Tenchey: Ask Kid--oh, wait, you broke up...forgot....
animemaster: Why DID you two break up anyway, something about sex, right?
Kile: Once my sexual energy decreased, she left, looks like all she loved was my pants brain...she loved me not.
Tenchey: Kile!--
Papa Roach busts through the wall
Coby: She loves me not! Loves me not!!! Fighting all the time--this is out of line--SHE LOVES ME NOT!!!!! LOVES ME NOT!!!!!!
Papa Roach busts out the other wall
Kile: Umm....Oh, well, buy the new Papa Roach CD if you haven't! It's called lovehatetragedy. I'm gonna get it soon and I bet it kicks ass! Whether you're a Papa Roach fan or never heard of them, if you like rock, you'd like them! Coby Dick is the lead singer by the way...or so he says in their first CD's first song "Infest."
*Um....We WERE interviewing you know.*
Kile: Oh, yeah........who's next?
*Our last guest is--Oh, dear GOD!!!!!!!*
Kile: What is it?!
*Our last guest is....THE MONKEY FROM SUPER MONKEY BALL!!!!!*
Daft Punk plays the monkey to his seat
Kile: Up the monkey count to three, Tenchey.
animemaster: THREE????
Kile: Yeah...there are three monkeys here....Me, Monkey, and Tenchey.
Tenchey: Yeah.
animemaster: Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting about Tenchey since he's not openly monkey.
Kile: Monkey, what is your favorite passtime?
Monkey: Eek, eek, eek, eek, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile looks toward ragnarock, Tenchey, and animemaster
Kile: He's apparently not gonna tal--.
Monkey; BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile quickly looks at the monkey but it looks like a normal monkey again
Kile: .........Shit, I gotta get my ears checked when I get my eyes checked...
animemaster: When are you getting your eyes checked?
Kile: Sometime soon....during this century I think....
Kile stares at the monkey
Kile: What is your favorite food
The monkey stares at him as if he doesn't know what he's saying
Kile looks away in disgust
Monkey: BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile looks at the monkey real quick but he's back to being a normal monkey again
Kile: Get him outta here.
Serge escorts the monkey off
Monkey: I'LL CALL MY LAWYER!!!!!
Kile: Go ahead! My lawyer can beat your lawyer any day!
animemaster: Who's your lawyer?
Kile: My sister.
animemaster: Oh, yeah, forgot.
Kile: Good night, Tokyo, Massachusetts!
Tenchey: Tokyo, Massachusetts????
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: Hahhhh..........................
Kalabora: The end is near............
ragnarock: You've been saying that for a while! At first I thought you were talking about the vacation but it seems you're not! So, what ARE you talking about????!!!
Kalabora: .............
animemaster: Kile told me, too..........
Tenchey: What?
Kile: ..........And there is nothing you can do to stop me.......
Tenchey: Are you going to take off "Interviews" again???
Kile: No..................Much worse.........
Cheesy Announcer: What is Kile going to do? Find out next time on "Interviews Season 2!"
Mac: I know what he's gonna do....he's gonna--
(--------------------------------CENSORED BECAUSE HE TELLS THE TRUTH----------------------------)
ALL WHO DIDN'T KNOW: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILE!!!!!!!! IS THIS TRUE????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile folds himself up into a ball in his chair and looks a little depressed
Kile: Yes......it's true............
Kile closes his eyes
Kile: It's true.........
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TO BE CONTINUED
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is in his usual spot
Kile: Welcome! Today we get back to work, with the bear dead and my cat tied up in the closet.
Banging is heard
Mac: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!
Kile: Uh...haha.............
animemaster: .........First guest?
*Please welcome first guest, Keitaro Urashima from Love Hina!*
Daft Punk plays Keitaro to his seat
Kile: Welcome, Keitaro!
ALL BUT KILE AND KEITARO: You're name's Kile Terro?!
Keitaro: No, it's Keitaro!
Kile: What are your feelings toward Narusegawa, Kei?
Keitaro: Hah.....Hmmm.......
Keitaro sits forward and his sketchbook falls out of his clothes
Kile: Hello, what is this?
Kile picks it up
Keitaro: No! Don't!
Kile looks inside and finds nude drawings and photos of Narusegawa (Naru)
Kile: ....Can you scan these?
Narusegawa comes out of nowhere and hits them and grabs the sketchbook and runs off
Kile: ............Ow....
Keitaro: Rgh.....Man, she hits hard....
Kile: .....Um, next, uh, question...Funniest thing about the show.
Keitaro: Two, actually. Shinobu looks like she's milking herself when they're sitting at the table in "Kendo Girl in Love?: Swordplay" and the fact that Su looks and acts alot like Edward Wong Hau Pepuli Tivrusky IV.
Kile: Try saying THAT 3 times fast!
Keitaro tries and ends up saying "Ederd Wauho Peoply Tikruski Farts"
Kile: .........Next.
*Please welcome next guest, A-Ko (Eiko) from The Project A-Ko!*
Daft Punk plays A-Ko to her seat
Kile: So, A-Ko, what are your special powers?
ragnarock: What is this guy? Space Ghost?
animemaster: Doesn't she live with Kile in KKC?
Tenchey: I think.
A-Ko: My special powers? Hm...I can run at great speeds, have strength uncomparable to anything, in short, I am a superheroine.
*I had super heroine once....I was in rehab for five years.....*
Everyone is silent
*.......*
Kile: A-Ko......
A-Ko: .....Yes?.......
Kile: ....I....
A-Ko: Yes?
Kile: .....I........I.....
A-Ko: Hm?
Kile: ....I.....I can't think of anymore questions...
Everyone falls over anime style
ragnarock: Aren't you just making it up as you go along?
Kile: ............Yes.
animemaster: Then just ask the first thing that comes to your mind.
Kile: Oh, okay. A-Ko?
A-Ko: Yes?
Kile: Are those real?
A-Ko slaps him and leaves
ALL BUT KILE: KILE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile: What??? Look!
Kile points behind the seat A-Ko was in and there are flowers there
Kile: Queza brought them in and I wanted to know whether or not they were real. I thought she might know....Girls like flowers right?
Tenchey: Well..I think...Do they, animemaster?
animemaster: Well, um...ragnarock?
ragnarock: Uh, phew, uh, shhhhhoot.........I, uh......Kala....bora?
*Don't ask me!*
Tenchey: Ask Kid--oh, wait, you broke up...forgot....
animemaster: Why DID you two break up anyway, something about sex, right?
Kile: Once my sexual energy decreased, she left, looks like all she loved was my pants brain...she loved me not.
Tenchey: Kile!--
Papa Roach busts through the wall
Coby: She loves me not! Loves me not!!! Fighting all the time--this is out of line--SHE LOVES ME NOT!!!!! LOVES ME NOT!!!!!!
Papa Roach busts out the other wall
Kile: Umm....Oh, well, buy the new Papa Roach CD if you haven't! It's called lovehatetragedy. I'm gonna get it soon and I bet it kicks ass! Whether you're a Papa Roach fan or never heard of them, if you like rock, you'd like them! Coby Dick is the lead singer by the way...or so he says in their first CD's first song "Infest."
*Um....We WERE interviewing you know.*
Kile: Oh, yeah........who's next?
*Our last guest is--Oh, dear GOD!!!!!!!*
Kile: What is it?!
*Our last guest is....THE MONKEY FROM SUPER MONKEY BALL!!!!!*
Daft Punk plays the monkey to his seat
Kile: Up the monkey count to three, Tenchey.
animemaster: THREE????
Kile: Yeah...there are three monkeys here....Me, Monkey, and Tenchey.
Tenchey: Yeah.
animemaster: Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting about Tenchey since he's not openly monkey.
Kile: Monkey, what is your favorite passtime?
Monkey: Eek, eek, eek, eek, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile looks toward ragnarock, Tenchey, and animemaster
Kile: He's apparently not gonna tal--.
Monkey; BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile quickly looks at the monkey but it looks like a normal monkey again
Kile: .........Shit, I gotta get my ears checked when I get my eyes checked...
animemaster: When are you getting your eyes checked?
Kile: Sometime soon....during this century I think....
Kile stares at the monkey
Kile: What is your favorite food
The monkey stares at him as if he doesn't know what he's saying
Kile looks away in disgust
Monkey: BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile looks at the monkey real quick but he's back to being a normal monkey again
Kile: Get him outta here.
Serge escorts the monkey off
Monkey: I'LL CALL MY LAWYER!!!!!
Kile: Go ahead! My lawyer can beat your lawyer any day!
animemaster: Who's your lawyer?
Kile: My sister.
animemaster: Oh, yeah, forgot.
Kile: Good night, Tokyo, Massachusetts!
Tenchey: Tokyo, Massachusetts????
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: Hahhhh..........................
Kalabora: The end is near............
ragnarock: You've been saying that for a while! At first I thought you were talking about the vacation but it seems you're not! So, what ARE you talking about????!!!
Kalabora: .............
animemaster: Kile told me, too..........
Tenchey: What?
Kile: ..........And there is nothing you can do to stop me.......
Tenchey: Are you going to take off "Interviews" again???
Kile: No..................Much worse.........
Cheesy Announcer: What is Kile going to do? Find out next time on "Interviews Season 2!"
Mac: I know what he's gonna do....he's gonna--
(--------------------------------CENSORED BECAUSE HE TELLS THE TRUTH----------------------------)
ALL WHO DIDN'T KNOW: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILE!!!!!!!! IS THIS TRUE????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile folds himself up into a ball in his chair and looks a little depressed
Kile: Yes......it's true............
Kile closes his eyes
Kile: It's true.........
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TO BE CONTINUED
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