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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is sitting in his usual spot only he looks a little depressed
Kile: ......Hey...everyone....
Tenchey: ....
ragnarock: .....
animemaster: .....
*..........*
Kile: My, ah, big announcement will commence after the endshow production. This time, we're not going to bring back everyone--
animemaster: They refused.
Kile: Yeah, so we're gonna interview three people and have a party afterwards.
Tenchey: I bet the past guests are kicking themselves....
*Please welcome our first guest, Ayla from Chrono Trigger!*
Daft Punk plays Ayla to her seat
Ayla sits on her head
Ayla: What for weird chair?
Ayla's lower body falls onto Kile's desk in an erotic way
Kile: .......If I weren't so depressed, I'd be horny....
Coby Dick flies through the wall
Coby: NO F***ING DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coby flies out the other wall
ALL: .........
Ayla: Ayla want know where monkey person Kile is.
Kile: I am Kile.
Ayla: You ask questions?
Kile: Yeah, I ask the questions....
Ayla sits on his desk like a cat
Ayla: Ask.
Kile: Um.....Uh....Why is Lavos called Lavos instead of Vosla? La means fire and vos means big, according to you after Azala dies.
Ayla: It only SNES and PSX game....don't take it too seriously.
ragnarock: .....That's....what this story is based on....
Kile: Second question....How do you manage to wear so little yet never show anything?
BACK VIEW OF AYLA
Ayla: You want see? Okay.
Ayla drops her top
Kile: Oh, my!
Tenchey: DUDE!!!!!
animemaster: DAMN, THEY'RE BIG!!!!!!!!
*I can't see!!!! I can only see her back!!!!!*
ragnarock: How does she fit them in that???!!!
Ayla puts her top back on and the camera view goes back to normal
Kile: ......
Kile looks down at his pants
Kile: Looks like no matter how depressed I am...I can always get horny....
Ayla giggles
*Please welcome G rated guest...hopefully...Ranma from Ranma 1/2!*
Daft Punk plays male Ranma to his chair
Kile: Great to have you here, Ranma.
Ranma: Great to be here.
Kile: First question...what's it like to become a girl...and what do you find cool about it.
Ranma: When becoming a girl, weight is relieved from my pants....what I find cool about it...hmmm..........the masturbation is more intense.
Kile: Second...ah...question...How many fiances do you have???? (My friend played Ranma 1/2 game for the SNES and says he has all these fiances)
Ranma: You see...
Ranma talks but is drowned out by an internet logon sound
Ranma: I've got some errands to run, but I'll be back in time for the party!
Ranma leaves
Mac comes out the Staff Room
Mac: Name as many hentai websites as you can think of....
Kile: Okay, freecartoonsex.com, animeuncut............wait...why?
Mac: I came across an extra print cartidge.
Kile: Get outta here!
Mac goes back to the Staff Room and maniacal laughter is heard
Tenchey: Is it just me or does he sound more like Salem off Sabrina everyday?
*Please welcome last guest, Vincynt Terro!*
Daft Punk plays Vincynt to his seat
Kile: No, this is not the big announcement. We just ran out of ideas.
Vyncent has a red headband Vincent Valentine like hair, only shorter, black shirt, black pants, black shoes, and a black cloak with grey metal at the neck
Kile: What's up?
Vincynt: Nothing much.
Tenchey: Who is this????
Kile: My brother! Actually, my step-brother.
animemaster: STEP-BROTHER?????
Kile: Yeah. Remember? I am one of the few survivors of my planet, when my capsule crashed down on Earth, I was adopted by Kale Terro and Jean Terro. They had a son, Vincynt, who is four years older than me....and they had a daughter, Saori, a year after they found me...
ragnarock: Oh...I forgot...what IS your race anyway?
Kile: The Djala. (Pronounced Jah-lah)
ragnarock: A race of monkey people? Aren't you just spoofing the Saiyans?
Kile: That's Saiya-jinns (I know it's pronounced the same.....).....and no. Djala's aren't monkey people....only a handful are....and they all are from the Cobalt family tree. Now, if I can get back to work.
Vincynt: What a job...
Kile: Yeah....Bro, tell these people your hobby.
Vincynt: My hobby is building golems, robots that perform specific tasks and don't complain or talk back.
Kile: And finally...tell them why you're here...
Vincynt: I'm here to chill wit' m' bro!
Kile: Damn straight! Let's go to the party!
Ranma returns with food
Ranma: Where IS the party????
Kile: At the bullet train station!
animemaster: Man, I can't believe Queza's letting you have it there.
Kile: Yeah...uh.....neither can I...Hahah....ha.....
ragnarock: You didn't even ask him did you?
Tenchey: ....Keep 'em guessing! That's the Terro--and Moyo--way!
They go to the bullet train station
Queza: Kile? What the HELL is going on here?
Kile: My party, man!
Queza: ....Just don't make too much of a mess.......
Queza leaves
Whole bunch of people come in
Pyra: Cool...
Billy Bob Burmstang: Where's the food?
Drako Vivi: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, I'm on fire...forget it....
A-Ko: What does Kile want?
Dexter Holland (Of the Offspring): Where's everyone?
Kuja and Cloud signal at him
Kuja: DUDE!!!!
Cloud: DEX!!!!!! OVER HERE!!!
Daft Punk starts playing "One More Time"
Lights dim
Everyone talks, eats snacks, and dances
Kile goes to a corner and leans back
Tenchey: Man....Wonder if Kile's gonna go through with it?
animemaster: He doesn't lie....to often.
Kalabora: The end is nigh....
ragnarock: .........Poor Kile.......
Dexter: What are you guys talking about?
Pyra and Drako Vivi stop dancing
Pyra: I wanna know what Kile's announcment is!!! XP
Drako: I sure hope there are no sprinkler systems here....who's Kile?
Billy Bob Burmstang: What is Kile doing that he feels everyone needs to know?
A-Ko: I hope he's not doing what I think he's gonna do...
Mac: Hello, pretty lady.
A-Ko: BEAT IT!!!!!
A-Ko slaps Mac and he goes flying across the room screaming
Kuja: ....He might be....
Cloud: ...Jes' killin' time.....
Daft Punk finishes "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Kile goes up to the stage
Kile: My fellow fanfictioners!
???: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Kile shoots them
Kile: Anyway--
A gag is heard
Kile: Anyw--
Another is heard
Kile: An--
Another dying gag is heard
Kile: A--
Another gag......
Kile shoots them again
Kile: Anyway--
Kile waits to see if he'll be interrupted but nothing happens
Kile: Anyway, I called you all here to.........well.......I'm really shitty with speeches...
animemaster: Damn straight!
Kile: I've got a gun, don't piss me off.
Kile sighs
Kile: I wish you all adieu...
ALL: ADIEU????????????
Kile: As of now...I am quitting fanfiction.net......
Everyone gasps
Kile: My pen name will be changed to Tenchey Moyo and my nephew will use that for his fics. You can check in with me by going to my website, kileterro.150m.com. Interviews 1 and 2 will be housed at animemaster's directory in one fic entitled "Memories of Kile: Interviews."
Some get misty-eyed
Someone yells "WHY?"
Kile: I'm becoming an author. Dead End Stars will be my first book. Feel free to e-mail me, though...if you miss this monkey person....I need your help, people, as an author. I want to know what YOU want me to go as....my real name? Or as Kile Terro? Either e-mail me or contact via AOL instant messanger, whatever works for you. Unlike last time, when I asked for some love to continue work.....it won't work this time....I'm leaving.......
Kile steps down off the stage
Kile heads for the door but stops
Kile: If any of you fanfiction writers see a review signed "The Cloaked Monkey Person" feel proud.....that will be me...checking up on you.
Kile walks out the door into the light
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THE END
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*
Kile is sitting in his usual spot only he looks a little depressed
Kile: ......Hey...everyone....
Tenchey: ....
ragnarock: .....
animemaster: .....
*..........*
Kile: My, ah, big announcement will commence after the endshow production. This time, we're not going to bring back everyone--
animemaster: They refused.
Kile: Yeah, so we're gonna interview three people and have a party afterwards.
Tenchey: I bet the past guests are kicking themselves....
*Please welcome our first guest, Ayla from Chrono Trigger!*
Daft Punk plays Ayla to her seat
Ayla sits on her head
Ayla: What for weird chair?
Ayla's lower body falls onto Kile's desk in an erotic way
Kile: .......If I weren't so depressed, I'd be horny....
Coby Dick flies through the wall
Coby: NO F***ING DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coby flies out the other wall
ALL: .........
Ayla: Ayla want know where monkey person Kile is.
Kile: I am Kile.
Ayla: You ask questions?
Kile: Yeah, I ask the questions....
Ayla sits on his desk like a cat
Ayla: Ask.
Kile: Um.....Uh....Why is Lavos called Lavos instead of Vosla? La means fire and vos means big, according to you after Azala dies.
Ayla: It only SNES and PSX game....don't take it too seriously.
ragnarock: .....That's....what this story is based on....
Kile: Second question....How do you manage to wear so little yet never show anything?
BACK VIEW OF AYLA
Ayla: You want see? Okay.
Ayla drops her top
Kile: Oh, my!
Tenchey: DUDE!!!!!
animemaster: DAMN, THEY'RE BIG!!!!!!!!
*I can't see!!!! I can only see her back!!!!!*
ragnarock: How does she fit them in that???!!!
Ayla puts her top back on and the camera view goes back to normal
Kile: ......
Kile looks down at his pants
Kile: Looks like no matter how depressed I am...I can always get horny....
Ayla giggles
*Please welcome G rated guest...hopefully...Ranma from Ranma 1/2!*
Daft Punk plays male Ranma to his chair
Kile: Great to have you here, Ranma.
Ranma: Great to be here.
Kile: First question...what's it like to become a girl...and what do you find cool about it.
Ranma: When becoming a girl, weight is relieved from my pants....what I find cool about it...hmmm..........the masturbation is more intense.
Kile: Second...ah...question...How many fiances do you have???? (My friend played Ranma 1/2 game for the SNES and says he has all these fiances)
Ranma: You see...
Ranma talks but is drowned out by an internet logon sound
Ranma: I've got some errands to run, but I'll be back in time for the party!
Ranma leaves
Mac comes out the Staff Room
Mac: Name as many hentai websites as you can think of....
Kile: Okay, freecartoonsex.com, animeuncut............wait...why?
Mac: I came across an extra print cartidge.
Kile: Get outta here!
Mac goes back to the Staff Room and maniacal laughter is heard
Tenchey: Is it just me or does he sound more like Salem off Sabrina everyday?
*Please welcome last guest, Vincynt Terro!*
Daft Punk plays Vincynt to his seat
Kile: No, this is not the big announcement. We just ran out of ideas.
Vyncent has a red headband Vincent Valentine like hair, only shorter, black shirt, black pants, black shoes, and a black cloak with grey metal at the neck
Kile: What's up?
Vincynt: Nothing much.
Tenchey: Who is this????
Kile: My brother! Actually, my step-brother.
animemaster: STEP-BROTHER?????
Kile: Yeah. Remember? I am one of the few survivors of my planet, when my capsule crashed down on Earth, I was adopted by Kale Terro and Jean Terro. They had a son, Vincynt, who is four years older than me....and they had a daughter, Saori, a year after they found me...
ragnarock: Oh...I forgot...what IS your race anyway?
Kile: The Djala. (Pronounced Jah-lah)
ragnarock: A race of monkey people? Aren't you just spoofing the Saiyans?
Kile: That's Saiya-jinns (I know it's pronounced the same.....).....and no. Djala's aren't monkey people....only a handful are....and they all are from the Cobalt family tree. Now, if I can get back to work.
Vincynt: What a job...
Kile: Yeah....Bro, tell these people your hobby.
Vincynt: My hobby is building golems, robots that perform specific tasks and don't complain or talk back.
Kile: And finally...tell them why you're here...
Vincynt: I'm here to chill wit' m' bro!
Kile: Damn straight! Let's go to the party!
Ranma returns with food
Ranma: Where IS the party????
Kile: At the bullet train station!
animemaster: Man, I can't believe Queza's letting you have it there.
Kile: Yeah...uh.....neither can I...Hahah....ha.....
ragnarock: You didn't even ask him did you?
Tenchey: ....Keep 'em guessing! That's the Terro--and Moyo--way!
They go to the bullet train station
Queza: Kile? What the HELL is going on here?
Kile: My party, man!
Queza: ....Just don't make too much of a mess.......
Queza leaves
Whole bunch of people come in
Pyra: Cool...
Billy Bob Burmstang: Where's the food?
Drako Vivi: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, I'm on fire...forget it....
A-Ko: What does Kile want?
Dexter Holland (Of the Offspring): Where's everyone?
Kuja and Cloud signal at him
Kuja: DUDE!!!!
Cloud: DEX!!!!!! OVER HERE!!!
Daft Punk starts playing "One More Time"
Lights dim
Everyone talks, eats snacks, and dances
Kile goes to a corner and leans back
Tenchey: Man....Wonder if Kile's gonna go through with it?
animemaster: He doesn't lie....to often.
Kalabora: The end is nigh....
ragnarock: .........Poor Kile.......
Dexter: What are you guys talking about?
Pyra and Drako Vivi stop dancing
Pyra: I wanna know what Kile's announcment is!!! XP
Drako: I sure hope there are no sprinkler systems here....who's Kile?
Billy Bob Burmstang: What is Kile doing that he feels everyone needs to know?
A-Ko: I hope he's not doing what I think he's gonna do...
Mac: Hello, pretty lady.
A-Ko: BEAT IT!!!!!
A-Ko slaps Mac and he goes flying across the room screaming
Kuja: ....He might be....
Cloud: ...Jes' killin' time.....
Daft Punk finishes "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Kile goes up to the stage
Kile: My fellow fanfictioners!
???: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Kile shoots them
Kile: Anyway--
A gag is heard
Kile: Anyw--
Another is heard
Kile: An--
Another dying gag is heard
Kile: A--
Another gag......
Kile shoots them again
Kile: Anyway--
Kile waits to see if he'll be interrupted but nothing happens
Kile: Anyway, I called you all here to.........well.......I'm really shitty with speeches...
animemaster: Damn straight!
Kile: I've got a gun, don't piss me off.
Kile sighs
Kile: I wish you all adieu...
ALL: ADIEU????????????
Kile: As of now...I am quitting fanfiction.net......
Everyone gasps
Kile: My pen name will be changed to Tenchey Moyo and my nephew will use that for his fics. You can check in with me by going to my website, kileterro.150m.com. Interviews 1 and 2 will be housed at animemaster's directory in one fic entitled "Memories of Kile: Interviews."
Some get misty-eyed
Someone yells "WHY?"
Kile: I'm becoming an author. Dead End Stars will be my first book. Feel free to e-mail me, though...if you miss this monkey person....I need your help, people, as an author. I want to know what YOU want me to go as....my real name? Or as Kile Terro? Either e-mail me or contact via AOL instant messanger, whatever works for you. Unlike last time, when I asked for some love to continue work.....it won't work this time....I'm leaving.......
Kile steps down off the stage
Kile heads for the door but stops
Kile: If any of you fanfiction writers see a review signed "The Cloaked Monkey Person" feel proud.....that will be me...checking up on you.
Kile walks out the door into the light
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THE END
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