TRAPPED! TAKE I
STAR WARS EDITION
Starring Sienna, Louis, and Natalie. . .
CHAPTER XV: "Favours"
By Louis
Anakin struggled desperately to ecape, but without success.
"It's no use!" Yelled Claudia demonically, "You're. . . how do you say. . . SCREWED! Touche!"
"Touche isn't even a word! You forgot the accent!" yelled Anakin.
"HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!" screamed Claudia, "NOW YOU SHALL RECEIVE ONE OF FOUR ULTIMATE PUNISHMENTS!!! Behind one of the doors that I will show you is freedom. Behind #2 is the Star Trek trailer, which you will watch for hours and hours until you become a complete Trekky!"
"You evil butthead!" squealed Anakin.
"Quiet, you!" She yelled, "As I was saying. . . behind door number three is. . . well, I haven't decided yet, but believe me, it's one horrible mother! And behind door #4 is the worst punishment of all! My assistant, Jar Jar Binks, will perform a one-man cast of 'The Phantom of the Opera'! For three hours! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! Now, choose your door! Choose wisely, or the consequences will be great! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!"
"But you just told me what's behind each--" Anakin started, before being interrupted by Claudia's "CHOOOOSE!!"
"Umm. . . all right. . ." he responded, "I choose door # 1."
"MAWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOSE!!!! . . . . wait. . . . . no! Choose another door!"
"You really need a new laugh," said Anakin, "Why can't I have door one? You said I could have any door!"
"THAT'S IT! You've done it now! You get EVERY door!!!!! . . . . . except for one. . . . and you will have to perform FAVOURS for. . . Jar Jar, when you're done! MWAHAHA. . . HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK!"
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Eeek! Poor ANAKIN!
STAR WARS EDITION
Starring Sienna, Louis, and Natalie. . .
CHAPTER XV: "Favours"
By Louis
Anakin struggled desperately to ecape, but without success.
"It's no use!" Yelled Claudia demonically, "You're. . . how do you say. . . SCREWED! Touche!"
"Touche isn't even a word! You forgot the accent!" yelled Anakin.
"HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!" screamed Claudia, "NOW YOU SHALL RECEIVE ONE OF FOUR ULTIMATE PUNISHMENTS!!! Behind one of the doors that I will show you is freedom. Behind #2 is the Star Trek trailer, which you will watch for hours and hours until you become a complete Trekky!"
"You evil butthead!" squealed Anakin.
"Quiet, you!" She yelled, "As I was saying. . . behind door number three is. . . well, I haven't decided yet, but believe me, it's one horrible mother! And behind door #4 is the worst punishment of all! My assistant, Jar Jar Binks, will perform a one-man cast of 'The Phantom of the Opera'! For three hours! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! Now, choose your door! Choose wisely, or the consequences will be great! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!"
"But you just told me what's behind each--" Anakin started, before being interrupted by Claudia's "CHOOOOSE!!"
"Umm. . . all right. . ." he responded, "I choose door # 1."
"MAWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOSE!!!! . . . . wait. . . . . no! Choose another door!"
"You really need a new laugh," said Anakin, "Why can't I have door one? You said I could have any door!"
"THAT'S IT! You've done it now! You get EVERY door!!!!! . . . . . except for one. . . . and you will have to perform FAVOURS for. . . Jar Jar, when you're done! MWAHAHA. . . HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK!"
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Eeek! Poor ANAKIN!