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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
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Kile: It's that time again, boys and girls!
animemaster: The time to run from R.Kelly?
Kile: Besides that! It's THE BLOOPER REEL!! Hosted by the Djala, Kile, and animemaster, the..........Something.
animemaster: I'm the Lord of the Pants!
animemaster dances like the singer from New Found Glory
Kile: Err.........here comes our first blooper!
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Chapter 1: BILLY
*Welcome to the Spirit Show!*
ragnarock is sitting at Kile's desk
ragnarock: Welcome back! We are proud to announce that we have returned! By popular demand!
Gokuu: Billy Bob Burnbam bin barn bambabambanfadl........ahhh, forget it.....
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Chapter 1: ENGLISH???
Drawing sounds are heard
Akira comes out
Akira: You are now.
Gokuu: He speaks English? Then why didn't he earlier? My head hurts now...
Akira: My--
Cow moos
Akira: --does................
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Chapter 2: TWINS
Tai sits next to the desk
animemaster: What's Zero doing here?
ragnarock: You're forgetting, Zero and Tai are twins!
animemaster: That's right, I forgot....
ragnarock: .........Y'know........I can't remember my lines, now.
animemaster: I memorized mine.......on my forearm.
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Chapter 2: SOUTH PARK
Gokuu: ...What's a clitoris?
ragnarock rests his head on his heads
animemaster: Didn't your uncle ever teach you that?!
Gokuu: No....He DID let me watch South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
animemaster gives him a picture of Sasami
animemaster points at something
animemaster: That's it.
ragnarock: ??? That's her elbow!!
animemaster: ..............Uh-oh.
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ON THE SET
Kile: Ye Gods, I just noticed most of our jokes have to do with sex!
animemaster: Just figured this out?
Kile: ....................................Maybe.
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Chapter 3: HINA OR HAKUSHO?
ragnarock: Gee, if you couldn't tell, Yu Yu Hakusho is this author's favorite show...
Gokuu: It's IN his bio.
Kile: No! Now Love Hina is my favorite! Uh, uh, uh, uh.......
Kile jumps to his desk and dances like Michael Jackson for no damn good reason
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Chapter 3: HELL......BETTER KNOWN AS INTERVIEWS
Magus: SWEET MERCIFUL GOD!!! THEY'RE HERE!! THIS MUST BE THAT OTHER PLACE!!!!!!
animemaster: Close....you're in Hell. Sign in.
They shrug and sign in and are forced to watch Kile dance like Michael Jackson for no damn good reason for eternity
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Chapter 4: CATGIRLS
Kile: Do I dare to enter the catgirl f^*$ing room? Yeah, what the Hell?
Kile goes in and is not seen for a week
He is discovered hanging from a flagpole covered in spam
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Chapter 4: DADDY!
Kile: I'm 1,000,061, I can be whoever's father I want to be....after a few drinks.
Kajeto (The Game Moderator [GM] for Kujila's DBZ: Majins and Mystics game at BYOND.com): He's meh daddy.........he had one two many drinks......
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ON THE SET
Kile: Is this even funny???!!!
animemaster: Not a bit.
Kile: Why is this being written?
animemaster: To torture everyone......
Kile: Good.
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Chapter 5: DUDE
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
*Dune.*
animemaster: How many hours passed?
ragnarock: Five.....fourscore?
animemaster: And seven porns ago. We held these truths to be self evident of a great nation by the people, for the people, against the people, and against Kile!
A crowd cheers
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Chapter 5: JULIA
Gokuu: ...In that wig you remind me of Julia.
Spike crashes through the wall
Spike: JUUUULLLIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike trips on the carpet and falls flat on his face
A few minutes pass and noone talks
Spike: .......My dose iz stukk en a hohl........
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Chapter 6: NOT AGAIN!
Kile: No! I just love kitties!
Kuwabara crashes through the wall
Kuwabara trips on the carpet and falls flat on his face
A few minutes pass and noone talks
Kuwabara: ..................Oh, you know..........
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Chapter 6: NOISY VEST
Sasami: Get rid of that clunky vest
Kile takes off his orange vest and drops it
It falls through the ground, numerous levels
Sasami: How hea--?
It falls some more
Sasami: How he--?
And some more.....
Sasami: How--?
And more........
Sasami: H--?
It falls more....
Sasami: Oh, forget it.......
Sasami walks off
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ON THE SET
Kile: Well, it's gotten a LITTLE funnier.
animemaster: A little.......
Kile: On with this crap!
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Chapter 7: THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE OLD..........
Kile: It's that time of the year again!
Tenchey: The time when we all run in circles for no apparent reason?
Kalabora: The time when we play Final Fantasy VII until our eyes fall out because of the crappy sprites?
ragnarock: The time when we read "Dune?"
animemaster: The time when my brother makes fun of "Interviews" and Kile gives all his money to Videl in exchange for--
Tenchey: Nookie?
Fred Durst busts through the wall
Fred trips on the carpet and falls flat on his face
A few minutes pass and noone talks
Fred: .......Oh, I am getting SO tired of this lame ass joke...
Fred shoots Kile
Kile: ?? Mosquitoes......
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Chapter 7: MORE CRAPPY JOKES
Kalbora: The car! When Kile sees this...!!!
animemaster: You're forgetting....Kile is gone...the bear ate him up.
They all lament on the memory of Kile
Kalabora: Oh, woe is Terro.
Kile comes from behind the tree holding an axe
Kile: Oh, woe is YOU!!!!!!
Kile sends the axe crashing down on Kalabora's head
Kalabora grabs his head
Kalabora: OH! OH! OH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Oh! Look!
Kalabora points to the axe head
ALL: !!!
The axe blade is in the shape of Michael Jackson
The axe blade jumps out of Kile's hands and Moonwalks away
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Chapter 8: ASS HAS MORE THAN ONE MEANING
They see something brown and furry hiding under Kile's desk
Kalabora (Whispering): It's the bear.
They all aim
Kile (Thinking): ???? Why's it so quiet?
They open fire
Kile: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenchey: Uh-oh. I know that scream.
Kile stands up holding onto his rear
Kile: YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A donkey appears out of Kile's coat and runs off with animemaster in close pursuit with a fork and knife
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Chapter 8: THEY SHOULD LEARN....
The cast continues their quest for the bear
animemaster: Where did it go?
The cast travels in a straight line, animemaster, Kalabora, then Tenchey, rangarock, and the bear--THE BEAR?????!!!!!!!
ragnarock: Quit breathing down my neck, AM.
animemaster: What're you talking about?
ragnarock: Don't be funny.
Kalabora: We gonna start this again?
animemaster: How can I be breathing down your neck if I'm up here and your down there?
ragnarock: Good point...Oh, I got it! It was Kile all along!
ragnarock turns around and sees the bear
ragnarock: .........You'd think we'd learn from our previous mistakes......
animemaster: Uhhhhh.............nope.
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ON THE SET
Kile: Nearly over. Damn I'm tired.
animemaster: You've got Dojin to translate.
Kile: Oh, yeah......crap.
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Chapter 9: NAMES
Kile: Welcome, Keitaro!
ALL BUT KILE AND KEITARO: You're name's Kile Terro?!
Keitaro: No, it's Kentaro--No, KileTaro--No, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Keitaro blows up
All: ...................?
Keitaro walks through the door wearing buggy clothes doing a pimp walk
Keitaro: ..........What up, G Monkey?
Kile: ????
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Chapter 9: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
Kile: Once my sexual energy decreased, she left, looks like all she loved was my pants brain...she loved me not.
Tenchey: Kile!--
Papa Roach busts through the wall
Jacoby: ...........I'm not that stupid.
Jacoby turns and leaves out of the hole he made........then falls and his nose lands in a gopher hole
Jacoby: SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 10: DRUGGED UP
Kile is sitting in his usual spot only he looks a little depressed
Kile: ......Hey...everyone....
Tenchey: ....
ragnarock: .....
animemaster: .....
*..........*
animemaster: You on depressants, Kile?
Kile: .....No, I didn't eat that pork chop.
Kile cries then hangs from the cieling and takes a nap hanging from a cieling fan
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Chapter 10: NUKED!
Kile: If any of you fanfiction writers see a review signed "The Cloaked Monkey Person" feel proud.....that will be me...checking up on you.
Kile walks out the door into the light
Kile: OH, MY GOD!!!!! AUGH!!!!!! SOMEONE DROPPED A BOMB!!!!!!!
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ON THE SET
Kile: That does it for this reel
animemaster: These suck!
Kile: Yeah, they do.........
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: We need a staff room for this episode?
animemaster: I dunno.
Kile: I hates the Blooper Reels, they're never that good.
animemaster: Look!
Mac is glassy eyed
Kile: Grandpa!
Mac suddenly wakes up
Mac: DAMMIT, I'S DREAMING ABOUT GIRLS!!!!! I'LL KILL YE--Huh? What're you doing here?
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THE END
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Interviews 2
by:
Kile Terro
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Kile: It's that time again, boys and girls!
animemaster: The time to run from R.Kelly?
Kile: Besides that! It's THE BLOOPER REEL!! Hosted by the Djala, Kile, and animemaster, the..........Something.
animemaster: I'm the Lord of the Pants!
animemaster dances like the singer from New Found Glory
Kile: Err.........here comes our first blooper!
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 1: BILLY
*Welcome to the Spirit Show!*
ragnarock is sitting at Kile's desk
ragnarock: Welcome back! We are proud to announce that we have returned! By popular demand!
Gokuu: Billy Bob Burnbam bin barn bambabambanfadl........ahhh, forget it.....
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 1: ENGLISH???
Drawing sounds are heard
Akira comes out
Akira: You are now.
Gokuu: He speaks English? Then why didn't he earlier? My head hurts now...
Akira: My--
Cow moos
Akira: --does................
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 2: TWINS
Tai sits next to the desk
animemaster: What's Zero doing here?
ragnarock: You're forgetting, Zero and Tai are twins!
animemaster: That's right, I forgot....
ragnarock: .........Y'know........I can't remember my lines, now.
animemaster: I memorized mine.......on my forearm.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 2: SOUTH PARK
Gokuu: ...What's a clitoris?
ragnarock rests his head on his heads
animemaster: Didn't your uncle ever teach you that?!
Gokuu: No....He DID let me watch South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
animemaster gives him a picture of Sasami
animemaster points at something
animemaster: That's it.
ragnarock: ??? That's her elbow!!
animemaster: ..............Uh-oh.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
ON THE SET
Kile: Ye Gods, I just noticed most of our jokes have to do with sex!
animemaster: Just figured this out?
Kile: ....................................Maybe.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 3: HINA OR HAKUSHO?
ragnarock: Gee, if you couldn't tell, Yu Yu Hakusho is this author's favorite show...
Gokuu: It's IN his bio.
Kile: No! Now Love Hina is my favorite! Uh, uh, uh, uh.......
Kile jumps to his desk and dances like Michael Jackson for no damn good reason
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 3: HELL......BETTER KNOWN AS INTERVIEWS
Magus: SWEET MERCIFUL GOD!!! THEY'RE HERE!! THIS MUST BE THAT OTHER PLACE!!!!!!
animemaster: Close....you're in Hell. Sign in.
They shrug and sign in and are forced to watch Kile dance like Michael Jackson for no damn good reason for eternity
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 4: CATGIRLS
Kile: Do I dare to enter the catgirl f^*$ing room? Yeah, what the Hell?
Kile goes in and is not seen for a week
He is discovered hanging from a flagpole covered in spam
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 4: DADDY!
Kile: I'm 1,000,061, I can be whoever's father I want to be....after a few drinks.
Kajeto (The Game Moderator [GM] for Kujila's DBZ: Majins and Mystics game at BYOND.com): He's meh daddy.........he had one two many drinks......
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
ON THE SET
Kile: Is this even funny???!!!
animemaster: Not a bit.
Kile: Why is this being written?
animemaster: To torture everyone......
Kile: Good.
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Chapter 5: DUDE
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
ragnarock: Dude.
animemaster: Dude.
*Dune.*
animemaster: How many hours passed?
ragnarock: Five.....fourscore?
animemaster: And seven porns ago. We held these truths to be self evident of a great nation by the people, for the people, against the people, and against Kile!
A crowd cheers
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Chapter 5: JULIA
Gokuu: ...In that wig you remind me of Julia.
Spike crashes through the wall
Spike: JUUUULLLIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike trips on the carpet and falls flat on his face
A few minutes pass and noone talks
Spike: .......My dose iz stukk en a hohl........
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 6: NOT AGAIN!
Kile: No! I just love kitties!
Kuwabara crashes through the wall
Kuwabara trips on the carpet and falls flat on his face
A few minutes pass and noone talks
Kuwabara: ..................Oh, you know..........
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 6: NOISY VEST
Sasami: Get rid of that clunky vest
Kile takes off his orange vest and drops it
It falls through the ground, numerous levels
Sasami: How hea--?
It falls some more
Sasami: How he--?
And some more.....
Sasami: How--?
And more........
Sasami: H--?
It falls more....
Sasami: Oh, forget it.......
Sasami walks off
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ON THE SET
Kile: Well, it's gotten a LITTLE funnier.
animemaster: A little.......
Kile: On with this crap!
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 7: THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE OLD..........
Kile: It's that time of the year again!
Tenchey: The time when we all run in circles for no apparent reason?
Kalabora: The time when we play Final Fantasy VII until our eyes fall out because of the crappy sprites?
ragnarock: The time when we read "Dune?"
animemaster: The time when my brother makes fun of "Interviews" and Kile gives all his money to Videl in exchange for--
Tenchey: Nookie?
Fred Durst busts through the wall
Fred trips on the carpet and falls flat on his face
A few minutes pass and noone talks
Fred: .......Oh, I am getting SO tired of this lame ass joke...
Fred shoots Kile
Kile: ?? Mosquitoes......
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 7: MORE CRAPPY JOKES
Kalbora: The car! When Kile sees this...!!!
animemaster: You're forgetting....Kile is gone...the bear ate him up.
They all lament on the memory of Kile
Kalabora: Oh, woe is Terro.
Kile comes from behind the tree holding an axe
Kile: Oh, woe is YOU!!!!!!
Kile sends the axe crashing down on Kalabora's head
Kalabora grabs his head
Kalabora: OH! OH! OH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Oh! Look!
Kalabora points to the axe head
ALL: !!!
The axe blade is in the shape of Michael Jackson
The axe blade jumps out of Kile's hands and Moonwalks away
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 8: ASS HAS MORE THAN ONE MEANING
They see something brown and furry hiding under Kile's desk
Kalabora (Whispering): It's the bear.
They all aim
Kile (Thinking): ???? Why's it so quiet?
They open fire
Kile: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenchey: Uh-oh. I know that scream.
Kile stands up holding onto his rear
Kile: YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A donkey appears out of Kile's coat and runs off with animemaster in close pursuit with a fork and knife
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 8: THEY SHOULD LEARN....
The cast continues their quest for the bear
animemaster: Where did it go?
The cast travels in a straight line, animemaster, Kalabora, then Tenchey, rangarock, and the bear--THE BEAR?????!!!!!!!
ragnarock: Quit breathing down my neck, AM.
animemaster: What're you talking about?
ragnarock: Don't be funny.
Kalabora: We gonna start this again?
animemaster: How can I be breathing down your neck if I'm up here and your down there?
ragnarock: Good point...Oh, I got it! It was Kile all along!
ragnarock turns around and sees the bear
ragnarock: .........You'd think we'd learn from our previous mistakes......
animemaster: Uhhhhh.............nope.
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ON THE SET
Kile: Nearly over. Damn I'm tired.
animemaster: You've got Dojin to translate.
Kile: Oh, yeah......crap.
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Chapter 9: NAMES
Kile: Welcome, Keitaro!
ALL BUT KILE AND KEITARO: You're name's Kile Terro?!
Keitaro: No, it's Kentaro--No, KileTaro--No, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Keitaro blows up
All: ...................?
Keitaro walks through the door wearing buggy clothes doing a pimp walk
Keitaro: ..........What up, G Monkey?
Kile: ????
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Chapter 9: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
Kile: Once my sexual energy decreased, she left, looks like all she loved was my pants brain...she loved me not.
Tenchey: Kile!--
Papa Roach busts through the wall
Jacoby: ...........I'm not that stupid.
Jacoby turns and leaves out of the hole he made........then falls and his nose lands in a gopher hole
Jacoby: SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 10: DRUGGED UP
Kile is sitting in his usual spot only he looks a little depressed
Kile: ......Hey...everyone....
Tenchey: ....
ragnarock: .....
animemaster: .....
*..........*
animemaster: You on depressants, Kile?
Kile: .....No, I didn't eat that pork chop.
Kile cries then hangs from the cieling and takes a nap hanging from a cieling fan
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Chapter 10: NUKED!
Kile: If any of you fanfiction writers see a review signed "The Cloaked Monkey Person" feel proud.....that will be me...checking up on you.
Kile walks out the door into the light
Kile: OH, MY GOD!!!!! AUGH!!!!!! SOMEONE DROPPED A BOMB!!!!!!!
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
ON THE SET
Kile: That does it for this reel
animemaster: These suck!
Kile: Yeah, they do.........
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
STAFF ROOM
Kile: We need a staff room for this episode?
animemaster: I dunno.
Kile: I hates the Blooper Reels, they're never that good.
animemaster: Look!
Mac is glassy eyed
Kile: Grandpa!
Mac suddenly wakes up
Mac: DAMMIT, I'S DREAMING ABOUT GIRLS!!!!! I'LL KILL YE--Huh? What're you doing here?
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THE END
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