MISUNDERSTANDINGS
Timeline: Late JA
Genre: Humor
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"Youran Arse."
"Excuse me, Padawan."
"I said, Youran Arse."
"I am well aware of what you said."
...silence...
"Um, Master, I think you might have misunderstood what I meant."
"Oh, no. I'm quiet certain I know exactly what you said."
"But, it's not what you think. Youran Arse comes from Youraphat Arse."
...silence...
"Ow, Master why did you pull my braid?"
"I will not have you speak to me in such a fashion! I am your Master, do you understand that?"
"Of course I do, what else would you be?"
"Apparently, I'm a certain part of anatomy."
...silence...
"Huh?"
"Really, Obi-Wan, don't give me that blank stare. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Arse indeed."
...silence...
"Huh?"
"Keep playing dumb, Padawan. Really, I mean it. I'll just give you some meditations to help keep you quiet."
"Um, Master, I really, REALLY, mean no disrespect, but what are you taking about?"
...silence...
"Ow, you pulled my braid again. Why are you being so mean to me today? I mean, you ask me to get you the name of the planet's leader, I get it for you, and you get mad. I don't understand you, Master."
...silence...
"The planet's leader...?"
"Yes, remember you asked me to research it and I did. Youran Arse leads Youraphat Arse."
"Oh, I see...ummm...very good job, Padawan."
...silence...
"You thought I was calling you an arse didn't you?"
"Language. And no, I didn't."
"You're lying."
"I am not."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am...okay fine. You're right I didn't misunderstand you."
...silence...
"Aren't you going to apologize, Master?"
"No."
"But I didn't do anything wrong and that braid pulling hurt...a lot actually."
...silence...
"You know, it's not really my fault that somehow you misunderstood the planet and the planet leader's name, now is it?"
...silence...
"Master, you're not being very fair right now."
...silence...
"You are an arse."
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing. Just getting the pronunciation down."
"I see. Why don't you leave that alone for right now."
"Yes, Master."
...silence...
"Oh, and Padawan."
"Yes."
"I'm sorry."
"Thank you, Master."
...silence...
"By the way, the leader's wife's name is Iman Arse."
"Wonderful."
"I thought you'd like that, Master."
The End.