Author's Note: Yes, yes, I didn't write the accents because I suck, it's a
lot easier to talk it than type it. And sorry if it's not funny, I'm not a
humor writer, people, it's the Twinkie's fault! Did you know the spell
check for Crutchy is crunchy?
Disclaimer: I own a newsboy cap and uh.that's it. Oh, and Kat but I still don't want her.
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Kat whirled to look in the direction of the voice. There stood a devilishly handsome boy with dark curly hair and very nice abs.
Kat stood proudly, "I'm Katarina Lolita Fandango-Winfrey De La Fleur, but you can call me Kat, Mr. Nice abs."
The boy blushed, "I'm Mush," his eyes widened, "Your so beautiful!" He gasped.
Kat smiled angelically. Mush was having a minor heart attack from her beauty, writhing on the ground and making noises much like a hyper chimp.
A group of boys trudged down from upstairs to see what the commotion was. They all gasped simultaneously, Mush looked near death.
Kat knew what to do, she pulled out a respirator from her dress pocket (um..they're big pockets..) and hooked it to Mush. He was immediately revived. Everyone cheered and patted Kat on the back even though they had no idea who she was.
Jack spoke up, "Oh my god! You're so beautiful! You must stay here tonight!" Suddenly he went into a spasm from her beauty, and then Crutchy and Snipeshooter (even though he's like 9) went into spasms too, until everyone was having spasms including Kloppman.
Kat did her magical thingy ('cause she's half pixie too ya know) and they were all normal again.
Jack led her to the bunks, where everyone stared at her while she told her story. All the boys were in tears by the end of her tale. Kat delicately wiped away a single tear rolling down her rosy cheek.
Suddenly, Jack and Mush got into a fight over Kat. Jack and Mush both wanted to ask her out.
"But you got Sarah, jack!" Mush said, punching him in the eye.
"Sarah Shmara! Kat is so beautiful, and smart and witty and probably better than me at selling papes that I'm dumping Sarah!" Jack retorted. Everyone gasped; Jack and Sarah were an item!
Kat said in her angelic voice, "Now boys, don't fight over little old me!" She giggled.
Pie eater, the only one not affected by her beauty, threw up. No one paid attention to him anyway, though.
Kat's long golden curls blew gently in a breeze from uh...somewhere, her sparkling ocean blue eyes with a hint of gold in them cast a silent spell over the poor, unsuspecting newsies, capturing there hearts. She had a perfect body and was trained in Martial Arts and a special F.B.I course; she also finished high school even though she's only 14 and gone through extra intelligent college courses. Eventually, everyone managed to get to sleep, with little dancing Kats in their heads.
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At the distribution center the next morning, the newsies decided Kat needed a newsie name.
"What about hot mama?" Snipes said, grinning. Everyone booed.
"No, she needs an elegant, beautiful, angelic name just like herself!" Mush replied.
Kid Blink, who suddenly appeared in the scene, queried, "What about EYC?"
"Stop spamming!" They all yelled. Blink slunk into the background, sulking.
"What about fartbag?" Pie eater mumbled. "Silly boy!" Kat giggled, shoving him 'playfully' off the platform, unfortunately for him, Crutchy's crutch was standing on the ground and impaled him. Nobody noticed though, because as usual, he was ignored.
"I've got it! Jewel Angel Kat," Jack exclaimed, secretly thinking that it could be shortened to J.a.k. "Bwah ha ha!"
Everyone cheered, "Great idea!" "Whoo hoo!" and "Help meeee!" from Pie Eater.
The now Jewel Angel Kat clung to Jack's arm and giggled, "Teehee! No wonder you're the leader, Jackykins!"
Jack grinned proudly. Mush scowled, and Pie Eater was attacked by rabid senior citizens who thought he was a discount shish kabob.
Weasel sold them their papes, giving Kat 50 more than she asked for because she was so wonderful and it was, "A nice day."
Kat was about to start hawking the headlines when Oscar and Morris cornered her, because they too, were madly in love with her. Jack ran to rescue her, but found Kat had already karate-chopped and dropkicked them. The mayor saw Kat's act of self-defense and gave her an award for it because she's so great.
Kat easily out sold Jack, selling 300 papes in 2.5 seconds.
"Let's go to Medda's." Jack suggested, giving Kat his arm (Not literally!).
Everyone walked to Medda's for her evening performance.
Next chapter: Spot meets Kat! Dun dun dun!
Disclaimer: I own a newsboy cap and uh.that's it. Oh, and Kat but I still don't want her.
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Kat whirled to look in the direction of the voice. There stood a devilishly handsome boy with dark curly hair and very nice abs.
Kat stood proudly, "I'm Katarina Lolita Fandango-Winfrey De La Fleur, but you can call me Kat, Mr. Nice abs."
The boy blushed, "I'm Mush," his eyes widened, "Your so beautiful!" He gasped.
Kat smiled angelically. Mush was having a minor heart attack from her beauty, writhing on the ground and making noises much like a hyper chimp.
A group of boys trudged down from upstairs to see what the commotion was. They all gasped simultaneously, Mush looked near death.
Kat knew what to do, she pulled out a respirator from her dress pocket (um..they're big pockets..) and hooked it to Mush. He was immediately revived. Everyone cheered and patted Kat on the back even though they had no idea who she was.
Jack spoke up, "Oh my god! You're so beautiful! You must stay here tonight!" Suddenly he went into a spasm from her beauty, and then Crutchy and Snipeshooter (even though he's like 9) went into spasms too, until everyone was having spasms including Kloppman.
Kat did her magical thingy ('cause she's half pixie too ya know) and they were all normal again.
Jack led her to the bunks, where everyone stared at her while she told her story. All the boys were in tears by the end of her tale. Kat delicately wiped away a single tear rolling down her rosy cheek.
Suddenly, Jack and Mush got into a fight over Kat. Jack and Mush both wanted to ask her out.
"But you got Sarah, jack!" Mush said, punching him in the eye.
"Sarah Shmara! Kat is so beautiful, and smart and witty and probably better than me at selling papes that I'm dumping Sarah!" Jack retorted. Everyone gasped; Jack and Sarah were an item!
Kat said in her angelic voice, "Now boys, don't fight over little old me!" She giggled.
Pie eater, the only one not affected by her beauty, threw up. No one paid attention to him anyway, though.
Kat's long golden curls blew gently in a breeze from uh...somewhere, her sparkling ocean blue eyes with a hint of gold in them cast a silent spell over the poor, unsuspecting newsies, capturing there hearts. She had a perfect body and was trained in Martial Arts and a special F.B.I course; she also finished high school even though she's only 14 and gone through extra intelligent college courses. Eventually, everyone managed to get to sleep, with little dancing Kats in their heads.
~*~*~*~
At the distribution center the next morning, the newsies decided Kat needed a newsie name.
"What about hot mama?" Snipes said, grinning. Everyone booed.
"No, she needs an elegant, beautiful, angelic name just like herself!" Mush replied.
Kid Blink, who suddenly appeared in the scene, queried, "What about EYC?"
"Stop spamming!" They all yelled. Blink slunk into the background, sulking.
"What about fartbag?" Pie eater mumbled. "Silly boy!" Kat giggled, shoving him 'playfully' off the platform, unfortunately for him, Crutchy's crutch was standing on the ground and impaled him. Nobody noticed though, because as usual, he was ignored.
"I've got it! Jewel Angel Kat," Jack exclaimed, secretly thinking that it could be shortened to J.a.k. "Bwah ha ha!"
Everyone cheered, "Great idea!" "Whoo hoo!" and "Help meeee!" from Pie Eater.
The now Jewel Angel Kat clung to Jack's arm and giggled, "Teehee! No wonder you're the leader, Jackykins!"
Jack grinned proudly. Mush scowled, and Pie Eater was attacked by rabid senior citizens who thought he was a discount shish kabob.
Weasel sold them their papes, giving Kat 50 more than she asked for because she was so wonderful and it was, "A nice day."
Kat was about to start hawking the headlines when Oscar and Morris cornered her, because they too, were madly in love with her. Jack ran to rescue her, but found Kat had already karate-chopped and dropkicked them. The mayor saw Kat's act of self-defense and gave her an award for it because she's so great.
Kat easily out sold Jack, selling 300 papes in 2.5 seconds.
"Let's go to Medda's." Jack suggested, giving Kat his arm (Not literally!).
Everyone walked to Medda's for her evening performance.
Next chapter: Spot meets Kat! Dun dun dun!