A/N: Yaaay! Thank you Mondie and Twig for reviewing, I honestly thought everyone was going to kill me for writing this, lol. Wee! (Oh yeah, if your character's name is Kat or Jewel or whatnot, I'm so sorry, I'm not trying to offend anyone, this is just for fun) Anyway, about all that freaky Spot stuff, I just found out Gabe Damon is married so I have to take my revenge on him somehow.

Disclaimer: Bah, just read the first one.

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At Medda's that night, newsies from all over New York crowded into the seats.

Backstage, Jack and Mush took Kat to meet Medda. They told Medda that Kat had amazing talent (even though they never heard her sing before..) and maybe she could get a job performing there. Medda asked Kat to sing.

"Oops! I did it again! Lalalalala!" Kat sang, blowing everybody away. Her voice was like ten thousand angels ringing wind chimes.

Medda immediately offered her a job as the star of her show.

"Your so good, your much better than me! I've decided to resign and let you be the star now! Have fun!" Medda grabbed a suitcase out of the air and skipped off. Jack and Mush grinned.

Meanwhile.

The newsies all yelled and cheered for Medda, waiting for her to come out on the stage. When she didn't appear they started to boo.

Suddenly, the lights dimmed and Kat slinked out wearing some weird skimpy thingy, and singing a Celine Dion song. Everyone was stunned.

Some newsies fell over and had love-spasms, others erupted in cheers. Kat was so much better than Medda, and younger too! "Hubba hubba!!" Yelled Les, but got shoved into the wall by Davey, who wanted her more. Denton sat sadly in the corner, doodling little hearts on David's picture.

The theatre people decided Kat was so good, that they renamed Irving Hall 'Kat Hall' and replaced Medda's gigantic picture with Kat's.

Pie Eater, who was saved by the author, because she's too kind hearted to let him be eaten by rabid seniors, rolled his eyes and evaporated to some unknown place (*Cough* like the author's house..)

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The next morning at the distribution center, the newsies found out about the price jack up. Nobody knew what to do! Jack sat there giggling because they named the price rise a "jack up."

Kat stood up and yelled, "Are we gonna let them do this to us?" which was replied with "No way!" and "Tell us what to do!" and "Will you marry me?"

Kat formed a plan. They needed to gather all the newsies from around New York and start a strike. Numerous newsies took different cities to spread the word to, leaving Brooklyn left.

Everyone volunteered, even though the thought of Brooklyn makes them yell Mommy, because Kat is just so wonderful that they all wanted to accompany her. Even Pulitzer showed up and offered to go to Brooklyn.

"But you're the reason we have to strike, Pulitzer!" Kat said, raising a perfectly shaped eyebrow.

"Oh....right." Replied Pulitzer and disappeared.

Kat decided to bring Jack, Boots and David with her, just to spite Mush, seeing as he'd become too confident around her lately. They crossed the Brooklyn Bridge and all that until they neared the dock.

Spot was the first to spot them, he quickly turned the radio station from 'Britney Spears 24/7' to that funky Irish music, with his cane. The other Brooklyn Newsies jumped in the water to avoid Jack and co, from seeing them in their belly dancing costumes and pop star style make up.

The see-through pants newsie jumped out of the water and said to Jack, "Where ya goin' Kelly?"

Jack blinked and said, "You have lipstick on your teeth."

"Thought Bubble: Uh oh." thought the boy and jumped back into the water.

The four approached Spot who was trying to get a sparkly purple butterfly hairclip out of his hair.

"Hey Spot." Jack called.

Spot tugged at the clip and fell out of his perch thing. He dusted himself off and pretended nothing happened.

"Ummm..hey Jack, I been hearing things from boidies. And." Spot stopped and stared just behind Jack where Kat was standing.

"They said she's really.hot..and.whoa." He stammered. Kat grinned and danced up to him.

"Y'know, Spot-who-doesn't-know-me, we were thinking of having a rally and we need a big, strong, macho guy like youuu to help us." She giggled.

Spot fell over, frozen because of her beauty. His legs and arms were sticking up in the air like a dead fly.

Kat just sighed, "It's so hard being beautiful." And picked Spot up with super-human strength, carrying him back towards Manhattan. All the Brooklyn Newsies followed behind her, drooling.



NEXT- Kat and co. take on Pulitzer!