A/n: Hey I found a sticky jewel thing!! *Looks up* ...oh, um hi! Thank you
to Ann Valentine for the review, I feel so loved ^_^ Anyway, uhh.where was
I? -- World's smallest attention span -- Flying cupcake, I forgot what I
was going to say. Oh well, read on.
Disclaimer: I own Spot's purple hairclip and that's it, oh, plus Kat.
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Back at Tibby's..
Kat put the-still-frozen Spot on a nearby table, and sat in a booth with David, Les, Jack and Denton. Jack and David flung peas at each other to look cool in front of Kat.
Denton got out his notes, and turned to Jack, "You're going up against the most powerful man in New York, does it make you.horny?" Wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at David.
Awkward silence.
"Umm..no." Jack answered, shifting his eyes and looking at Kat.
David blinked and turned his attention back to his peas. (A/N: I realize this part happened before they meet Spot in the movie, but I didn't think of this until now..here's a chance to stretch your imagination and pretend ^_^)
~*~*~*~
The delivery cart rushed into the World Building entrance, revealing a large group of tough, well-muscled boys. Then the whole stand off thingy happened and everybody was fighting and being big bullies.
Kat easily fended off every single scabber. She easily saved all the newsies from sure death, or at least, really bad injuries.
When Brooklyn arrived to save the day, they realized Kat had already done it. Spot shrugged and got out his nail filer.
"And then Big Bird said he outgrew me. Psht. Whatever." Spot was telling his fellow Brooklynites, all curling each others hair, happy they didn't have to risk breaking a nail during a fight. Then Spot wondered how he got from Tibby's to the fight so quickly, and why he wasn't frozen anymore. The author shrugged, "Fan Fic magic."
Kat was tending to the newsie's wounds, with her extra big value-pack of band-aids. Everyone cheered and hugged her.
Kat just smiled angelically again. Sending a few newsies into more love- spasms.
Denton looked through his camera, calling, "Smile Davey! I mean.. boys! And Kat!" The flash blinded Spot just as he was putting on a final coat of lipstick, sending his hand across his face, smearing lipstick all over his cheek.
~*~*~*~
Back at Tibby's.
"Where's me pictcha? Where's me pichtcha?" Spot inquired. Everybody was looking for their faces in the picture, but soon realized it WASN'T one of those mosaic thingies; it was just a big picture of David's bum.
Kat stormed off into the bathroom with her usually posse of newsies trailing behind her, angry that she wasn't in the picture.
Denton grinned and wrote in his notes:
Deer Diary,
Today I tuhk a pecture of Davikins bum. Hee hee! Now it es in tha neewspaper wear the wurld can see it! Wate! I just realized I donut want uther people to see it, theey mite start to like Davey and stalk him lyke I do! No! Davey is mine!
Mentuhl Note: Re-call all tha neewspapeirs.
--- From the demented desk of Derby: Lol, this is sort of becoming more of a weird newsies-on-sugar-pills story instead of a Mary Sue. Oh well..I'll put more Kat in the next chapter.
Disclaimer: I own Spot's purple hairclip and that's it, oh, plus Kat.
`*`*`*`*`
Back at Tibby's..
Kat put the-still-frozen Spot on a nearby table, and sat in a booth with David, Les, Jack and Denton. Jack and David flung peas at each other to look cool in front of Kat.
Denton got out his notes, and turned to Jack, "You're going up against the most powerful man in New York, does it make you.horny?" Wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at David.
Awkward silence.
"Umm..no." Jack answered, shifting his eyes and looking at Kat.
David blinked and turned his attention back to his peas. (A/N: I realize this part happened before they meet Spot in the movie, but I didn't think of this until now..here's a chance to stretch your imagination and pretend ^_^)
~*~*~*~
The delivery cart rushed into the World Building entrance, revealing a large group of tough, well-muscled boys. Then the whole stand off thingy happened and everybody was fighting and being big bullies.
Kat easily fended off every single scabber. She easily saved all the newsies from sure death, or at least, really bad injuries.
When Brooklyn arrived to save the day, they realized Kat had already done it. Spot shrugged and got out his nail filer.
"And then Big Bird said he outgrew me. Psht. Whatever." Spot was telling his fellow Brooklynites, all curling each others hair, happy they didn't have to risk breaking a nail during a fight. Then Spot wondered how he got from Tibby's to the fight so quickly, and why he wasn't frozen anymore. The author shrugged, "Fan Fic magic."
Kat was tending to the newsie's wounds, with her extra big value-pack of band-aids. Everyone cheered and hugged her.
Kat just smiled angelically again. Sending a few newsies into more love- spasms.
Denton looked through his camera, calling, "Smile Davey! I mean.. boys! And Kat!" The flash blinded Spot just as he was putting on a final coat of lipstick, sending his hand across his face, smearing lipstick all over his cheek.
~*~*~*~
Back at Tibby's.
"Where's me pictcha? Where's me pichtcha?" Spot inquired. Everybody was looking for their faces in the picture, but soon realized it WASN'T one of those mosaic thingies; it was just a big picture of David's bum.
Kat stormed off into the bathroom with her usually posse of newsies trailing behind her, angry that she wasn't in the picture.
Denton grinned and wrote in his notes:
Deer Diary,
Today I tuhk a pecture of Davikins bum. Hee hee! Now it es in tha neewspaper wear the wurld can see it! Wate! I just realized I donut want uther people to see it, theey mite start to like Davey and stalk him lyke I do! No! Davey is mine!
Mentuhl Note: Re-call all tha neewspapeirs.
--- From the demented desk of Derby: Lol, this is sort of becoming more of a weird newsies-on-sugar-pills story instead of a Mary Sue. Oh well..I'll put more Kat in the next chapter.