A/N: *Is picking her nose* AHH! Don't sneak up on me like that! *Shifty
eyes* I just let my parents read this story, I forgot about the whole,
"Does it make you horny?" part in chapter 4 lol. Whoops o_0 (This chapter
absolutely sucks, I'm not hyper lol)
Disclaimer: All right, you caught me. I'm actually Walt Disney. That's right, I write fan fics, and I'm Walt Disney. Shhh! Don't tell!
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In Pulitzer's office, the infamous newspaper with Jack's picture was sitting on his desk. (David's bum pic was later replaced by the normal one, aside from the fact that Kat demanded to have her head enlarged in the picture.)
Kat's head was circled in pink pen with devil horns and a tail. Beside it was written: Kat (a.k.a The most wonderful, super hot, incredibly talented, better-than-Jack-at-selling-papes wonder woman!)
The mayor, the chief, Snyder and all the mean people blabbed on and on until finally Pulitzer said, "By the way, a few of us are getting together tonight to go look for some ladiiiiiiiiiies! Waddya say boys?" They all agreed to meet at the Pink Flamingo Disco club, Pulitzer wanting to be the one in the neon green leather pants.
MEANWHILE At the Rally..
Kat stood on the stage next to Spot and David, both of them drooling and having minor twitches from her beauty.
"Blah blah blah fights blah blah scabbers blah blah Pulitzer blah blah." Kat went on and on, Spot never bothering to interrupt her to say his lines, just stared and reapplied his lipstick every once in awhile.
They finally agreed that Kat would just go into Pulitzer's office, seduce him with her never ending beauty and punch him then lock him in a cage and convince him to lower the price back to normal. Everyone applauded, especially the Brooklyn Boys, as they generally don't like doing anything that doesn't involve eyelash curlers. They all knew Kat would save the day!!
Spot and David left the stage, leaving Kat to perform 'High Times, Hard Times: The remix version'
Kat suddenly appeared on the stage in an outfit that strangely resembled Nicole Kidman's in Moulin Rouge. She sang like a dove. All the newsies sighed and got out their inhalers when they started having Kat-beauty- Attacks.
Blink sung, "But I always lands on my feet!" After which he fell off the rail and landed on his head. ".. Or not." Came a small voice from under the stage.
The police rode on their horses towards Kat Hall, where they knew the Rally was being held.
Snyder made his grand entrance, looking creepy and pedophilic as usual. He turned towards the stage where Kat was dancing with Jack and every cute newsie within a five-mile radius.
His heart stopped beating momentarily, she was so beautiful! Sure, she had kicked him and been a big bully, but oh could she sing! And dance! And make Sushi! And other such honorable talents!
He stopped and stared. David, being the observant young man he is, noticed this and told Spot who was drinking a very feminine looking drink with a little umbrella in it.
David rushed up to Jack on the stage yelling, "It's Denton! It's Denton! How does my hair look!?" Jack kept dancing and smiling at Kat until David grabbed his jacket and said, "HOW DOES MY HAIR LOOK!? Oh yeah.Snyder's here too."
The police and Snyder came rushing in, attacking random Newsies and drinking their cokes.
David hopped on the swing as Snyder approached Kat, and yelled to Jack, "Push me!"
Jack pushed him while David giggled, "Weeeee! Weeeeee! Weeeeee!"
Snyder ignored them and went on to find Kat.
Kat noticed him coming at her, so she swung from the ceiling fan, kicked him in the chin again and left him sitting on the floor crying.
She back flipped out the door and slid down the banister, easily out running all the police, who had started to fall in love with her too.
They chased her offering marriage proposals and anything they could find in their pockets, which were usually bits of lint and nude pictures of Denton. (He got around a lot before finding Davey.)
Blink rolled out from under the stage and caught Kat at the end of the banister.
"This way!" He shouted, leading her outside.
An officer jumped at Kat, but Blink tried to defend her. But Kat was quicker than Blink; she karate chopped the officer into the building's brick wall.
The officer slid slowly down the wall, holding up a cartoon sign reading: Ouch.
Kat used her num-chucks and amazing fighting skills, not to mention stunningly good looks, to fend off every single police officer.
The newsies cheered and fought over her as usual.
Denton sidled up to David and handed him one of his nude pictures, then winked and pointed cheesily to the back of the picture.
David flipped it over. On the back was Denton's number with the message: Wanna have fun? Give me a call! (And bring the wig!)
David grinned, he was really starting to like Denton, but Kat could never leave the place in his heart.
--- From the demented desk of Derby: This chapter was really terrible! Gah! Anyway, wait until I find some sugar, then I'll write the next chapter, lolness.
Disclaimer: All right, you caught me. I'm actually Walt Disney. That's right, I write fan fics, and I'm Walt Disney. Shhh! Don't tell!
`*`*`*`*`
In Pulitzer's office, the infamous newspaper with Jack's picture was sitting on his desk. (David's bum pic was later replaced by the normal one, aside from the fact that Kat demanded to have her head enlarged in the picture.)
Kat's head was circled in pink pen with devil horns and a tail. Beside it was written: Kat (a.k.a The most wonderful, super hot, incredibly talented, better-than-Jack-at-selling-papes wonder woman!)
The mayor, the chief, Snyder and all the mean people blabbed on and on until finally Pulitzer said, "By the way, a few of us are getting together tonight to go look for some ladiiiiiiiiiies! Waddya say boys?" They all agreed to meet at the Pink Flamingo Disco club, Pulitzer wanting to be the one in the neon green leather pants.
MEANWHILE At the Rally..
Kat stood on the stage next to Spot and David, both of them drooling and having minor twitches from her beauty.
"Blah blah blah fights blah blah scabbers blah blah Pulitzer blah blah." Kat went on and on, Spot never bothering to interrupt her to say his lines, just stared and reapplied his lipstick every once in awhile.
They finally agreed that Kat would just go into Pulitzer's office, seduce him with her never ending beauty and punch him then lock him in a cage and convince him to lower the price back to normal. Everyone applauded, especially the Brooklyn Boys, as they generally don't like doing anything that doesn't involve eyelash curlers. They all knew Kat would save the day!!
Spot and David left the stage, leaving Kat to perform 'High Times, Hard Times: The remix version'
Kat suddenly appeared on the stage in an outfit that strangely resembled Nicole Kidman's in Moulin Rouge. She sang like a dove. All the newsies sighed and got out their inhalers when they started having Kat-beauty- Attacks.
Blink sung, "But I always lands on my feet!" After which he fell off the rail and landed on his head. ".. Or not." Came a small voice from under the stage.
The police rode on their horses towards Kat Hall, where they knew the Rally was being held.
Snyder made his grand entrance, looking creepy and pedophilic as usual. He turned towards the stage where Kat was dancing with Jack and every cute newsie within a five-mile radius.
His heart stopped beating momentarily, she was so beautiful! Sure, she had kicked him and been a big bully, but oh could she sing! And dance! And make Sushi! And other such honorable talents!
He stopped and stared. David, being the observant young man he is, noticed this and told Spot who was drinking a very feminine looking drink with a little umbrella in it.
David rushed up to Jack on the stage yelling, "It's Denton! It's Denton! How does my hair look!?" Jack kept dancing and smiling at Kat until David grabbed his jacket and said, "HOW DOES MY HAIR LOOK!? Oh yeah.Snyder's here too."
The police and Snyder came rushing in, attacking random Newsies and drinking their cokes.
David hopped on the swing as Snyder approached Kat, and yelled to Jack, "Push me!"
Jack pushed him while David giggled, "Weeeee! Weeeeee! Weeeeee!"
Snyder ignored them and went on to find Kat.
Kat noticed him coming at her, so she swung from the ceiling fan, kicked him in the chin again and left him sitting on the floor crying.
She back flipped out the door and slid down the banister, easily out running all the police, who had started to fall in love with her too.
They chased her offering marriage proposals and anything they could find in their pockets, which were usually bits of lint and nude pictures of Denton. (He got around a lot before finding Davey.)
Blink rolled out from under the stage and caught Kat at the end of the banister.
"This way!" He shouted, leading her outside.
An officer jumped at Kat, but Blink tried to defend her. But Kat was quicker than Blink; she karate chopped the officer into the building's brick wall.
The officer slid slowly down the wall, holding up a cartoon sign reading: Ouch.
Kat used her num-chucks and amazing fighting skills, not to mention stunningly good looks, to fend off every single police officer.
The newsies cheered and fought over her as usual.
Denton sidled up to David and handed him one of his nude pictures, then winked and pointed cheesily to the back of the picture.
David flipped it over. On the back was Denton's number with the message: Wanna have fun? Give me a call! (And bring the wig!)
David grinned, he was really starting to like Denton, but Kat could never leave the place in his heart.
--- From the demented desk of Derby: This chapter was really terrible! Gah! Anyway, wait until I find some sugar, then I'll write the next chapter, lolness.