Snape Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Snape
got run over by a reindeer
Walking back from the Quidditch field Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Sirius, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we were glad to see him go
He'd forgot his medication,
And he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on his back.
Snape got run over by a reindeer
Walking back from the Quidditch field Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Sirius, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Dumbledore,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching Quidditch,
Drinking butter beer and playing cards with McGonagall.
It's not Christmas without Snape.
All of Hogwarts dressed in black (Wait a minute, they always are!).
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Snape got run over by a reindeer
Walking back from the Quidditch field Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Sirius, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a dripping black wax candles,
That would just have matched Snape's greasy hair.
I've warned all my friends and housemates.
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Snape got run over by a reindeer
Walking back from the Quidditch field Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Sirius, we believe.
*Sirius starts singing* "Snape got ran over by my best friend..."
*James elbows Sirius* "Shut up!"