A/N: this story is actually my friend Nicola's, so if you review and want
to yell at somebody, make it Nicola and mot me, OK?
* I own absolutely nothing here. The characters are Tolkiens, and the plot is Nicola's. I am merely the 'storyteller'. *
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Another LOTR.
There was a woman in the Fellowship. Aragorn fell in love with her but she got killed, so of course he was heartbroken because his beloved had died. So he did a classic thing. He committed suicide.
Meanwhile the rest of the Fellowship were being attacked by orcs. All of them were really scared, especially the hobbits. So they all yelled, "Aragorn, Aragorn, save us!" because they seem to say that a lot. Obviously Aragorn did not obey, because we all know that he was lying there, dead. So then they yelled, "George Bush, save us!" because Nicola seems to think that everyone loves George Bush. Obviously George Bush didn't come either, so I think then the Fellowship perished and the Ring fell into the hands of the 'bad guys'.
Now, I'm not quite sure how this last part came to be, but Nicola told me that after the bad guys took the ring she became the ruler of the world. And that's it. She became ruler of the world. __________________________
Don't blame me if you prefer Tolkien's version. Blame Nicola instead. Sorry, Nic, but I think that I prefer the original too.
* I own absolutely nothing here. The characters are Tolkiens, and the plot is Nicola's. I am merely the 'storyteller'. *
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Another LOTR.
There was a woman in the Fellowship. Aragorn fell in love with her but she got killed, so of course he was heartbroken because his beloved had died. So he did a classic thing. He committed suicide.
Meanwhile the rest of the Fellowship were being attacked by orcs. All of them were really scared, especially the hobbits. So they all yelled, "Aragorn, Aragorn, save us!" because they seem to say that a lot. Obviously Aragorn did not obey, because we all know that he was lying there, dead. So then they yelled, "George Bush, save us!" because Nicola seems to think that everyone loves George Bush. Obviously George Bush didn't come either, so I think then the Fellowship perished and the Ring fell into the hands of the 'bad guys'.
Now, I'm not quite sure how this last part came to be, but Nicola told me that after the bad guys took the ring she became the ruler of the world. And that's it. She became ruler of the world. __________________________
Don't blame me if you prefer Tolkien's version. Blame Nicola instead. Sorry, Nic, but I think that I prefer the original too.