The King of Fighters 2002 - Black Noah Island
Chapter 1 - Damn you Rugal Bernstein!
By: Shingo Yabuki
(Author's Note:KoF and all related characters belong to SNK or whatever company bought out SNK.)
(Author's Note 2: This fanfic goes after my previous one of "Black Noah Island." Although the plot is changed from this fanfic, it still makes alot of sense if you read it first then this even though it is not necessary)
(Author's Note 3: Unlike my other fanfics, I plan on trying to fix errors in this chapter while working on others to achieve the final perfected version.)
Place: Small deserted island
Cast: The entire cast of KoF 2001 and some people from "Garou - Mark of the Wolves" (excluding bosses... maybe)
Its the year after KoF 2001, it seems that KoF 2002 was going to be a big success, but on the other hand it turned into a total disaster. First off the KoF tournament was being held by the "Modern Day Pirate" Rugal Bernstein, everyone remembers what happened when Rugal ran the last tournament, it ended up with Rugal blowing up his pride and joy the "Black Noah," then this year Rugal decides to rebuild his precious ship and start up 2002 with his famous closing remarks of "Break a Spine..." Now since the author is lazy, he will not explain how all the fighters got aboard the massive ship, nor how he will explain how a faulty wire set the ship on auto pilot and crashed it into a deserted uncharted island (I know what your thinking, yes this is Gilligan's Island, but were using it for "good" purposes ^_^). Now since this is Rugal were talking about, he always has to do something flashy... flashy as in have enough explosives strapped to the engine to blow up a part of a small country.... and to make a shorter story even short, the KoF tourney was schedule right when "every" women was experiencing her "time of blood riot" which scared the men off the ship. (A/N: I am NOT trying to say that the women were PMS'ing, that would be plain out wrong of myself to write, but since the next best thing to anger is a well placed Blood Riot, I say Blood Riot's for all the women ^_^)
*All the men sitting around a small campfire and glaring at Rugal*
Rugal: How was I suppose to know this would happen
Kyo: ......
Iori: ......
Every other male KoF member: ........
K`: You just HAD to make KoF start on this day.... and you people wonder WHY I try to stop you from entering these damn contests.
Terry: -_-
Yashiro: Look at the good side of this, at least we dont have to put up with the women yelling at us anymore.
Chin: Yes, but the women have Rugal's goddamn ship, in which they can shoot at us at any time.
Shingo: Well, we are pretty far off into the mountains here. Unless Rugal's gun's can shoot us from here then I guess we have nothing to worry about
Rugal: *cough* I think we do, you see after I was going to win KoF 2002 I was going to have a 21 gun salute to my victory, and blow up Kyo's house.
Kyo: *glares at Rugal*
Iori: This is pitiful, im stuck on an island, with my worse enemy and the best thing we can do is sit around this fire, and hope it passes away.
Kensou: But I do have my Victoria Secrets with me, and Rock has his harmonica, so what is there to worry about?
Rock: Yeah, what is there to worry about, we aren't all dead yet and we cant basically go back to the ship yet. So lets just rough it out here until its all over.
*Angry Glances at Kensou and Rock*
Geese: Terry, I wish I didn't kill your father, in fact I envy him.... and that "You cannot escape from Death" stuff... well I just wanted to say that I wish Death WAS here ;_; *sobs on Terry's shoulder*
Terry: ACK!! get the hell off of me you bastard! *Jumps in the air and Power Dunk's Geese in the face*
Geese: *falls down a`la Kain from Garou - Mark of the Wolves*
*2 hours later*
Andy: I have an idea, how about we offer a sacrifice to the women, like Orochi needs Yuki
*Everyone glares at Joe immediately*
Joe: O_O im not risking my life for this hair brained scheme. Send those Ikari people to do something like this or that pansy Benimaru.
Heidren: I will send the Ikari team out on the most dangerous mission's starting from espianoge to straight out war... but when he comes to getting into a fort held down by women who are in the phases of a Blood Riot I will not risking their lives out on this. So I say we send Benimaru and HOPE that he can do something.
Benimaru: HEY!
Iori: Well.... I say we send Benimaru... he is the weakest link of us all and in a pinch cannibalistic situation, he would provide the less meat for me to eat.
Benimaru: @_@; !!!
Kyo: I second that... when it came to KoF `98, Beni could hardly pull his share. All he did was sit there and look at that damn mirror he had... I say we throw him with the women and storm on in the distraction he makes.
Benimaru: Kyo... teamate... friend, if you send me to the women, I will personally hope that Orochi himself comes from the heavens and kill you... PAINFULLY..
Yashiro: Excuse me... I must... do something.... *walks off carrying a rock*
Chris: ^_^
Seta Soujiro: ^_^
Joe: What are you doing here, your from Rurouni Kenshin.
Seta Soujiro: I was visiting my brother Chris... now I must go ^_^.
Now since the author is getting really really lazy, we will say that Benimaru was knocked unconsious by Yashiro and tied up to a wooden stake in which would serve as a "trade." As this is being done, the fire begins to dwindle down to nothing and Kensou's Victoria Secrets were used to fuel the flames since Kyo, Iori or K` didn't want to waste their valued fire on something as pitiful as this.
Clark: *puts on a cap that says "The Negoiator" and is now speaking through a bullhorn* Hello inside the Black Noah.
Many loud noises can be heard inside the ship until Foxy gets on the ships PA system.
Foxy: What do you want...
Clark: We wish to make a trade. We are willing to give you Benimaru in exchange to sleep on the ship.
Many more loud noises can be heard until Kula for some odd reason beings to speak to the men.
Kula: NO! I WANT K`!!!! I GET HIM DRESSED IN NOTHING BUT A THONG, OR YOU GET NOTHING.
K`: *recoiling* GAH!
Clark: Give me a minute....
As K` is recoiling from what Kula's demands want, the men on the other hand, wanted a warm place to sleep for the night, and seeing as how one life is less than alot, K` none the less was beaten and tied up on a stake next to Benimaru. (I know what you Yaoi people are thinking.... I will kick my own ass before I start to write something out as the stripping of another male person.)
And so begin's the new survival horror hell on Black Noah's Island.....
Chapter 1 - Damn you Rugal Bernstein!
By: Shingo Yabuki
(Author's Note:KoF and all related characters belong to SNK or whatever company bought out SNK.)
(Author's Note 2: This fanfic goes after my previous one of "Black Noah Island." Although the plot is changed from this fanfic, it still makes alot of sense if you read it first then this even though it is not necessary)
(Author's Note 3: Unlike my other fanfics, I plan on trying to fix errors in this chapter while working on others to achieve the final perfected version.)
Place: Small deserted island
Cast: The entire cast of KoF 2001 and some people from "Garou - Mark of the Wolves" (excluding bosses... maybe)
Its the year after KoF 2001, it seems that KoF 2002 was going to be a big success, but on the other hand it turned into a total disaster. First off the KoF tournament was being held by the "Modern Day Pirate" Rugal Bernstein, everyone remembers what happened when Rugal ran the last tournament, it ended up with Rugal blowing up his pride and joy the "Black Noah," then this year Rugal decides to rebuild his precious ship and start up 2002 with his famous closing remarks of "Break a Spine..." Now since the author is lazy, he will not explain how all the fighters got aboard the massive ship, nor how he will explain how a faulty wire set the ship on auto pilot and crashed it into a deserted uncharted island (I know what your thinking, yes this is Gilligan's Island, but were using it for "good" purposes ^_^). Now since this is Rugal were talking about, he always has to do something flashy... flashy as in have enough explosives strapped to the engine to blow up a part of a small country.... and to make a shorter story even short, the KoF tourney was schedule right when "every" women was experiencing her "time of blood riot" which scared the men off the ship. (A/N: I am NOT trying to say that the women were PMS'ing, that would be plain out wrong of myself to write, but since the next best thing to anger is a well placed Blood Riot, I say Blood Riot's for all the women ^_^)
*All the men sitting around a small campfire and glaring at Rugal*
Rugal: How was I suppose to know this would happen
Kyo: ......
Iori: ......
Every other male KoF member: ........
K`: You just HAD to make KoF start on this day.... and you people wonder WHY I try to stop you from entering these damn contests.
Terry: -_-
Yashiro: Look at the good side of this, at least we dont have to put up with the women yelling at us anymore.
Chin: Yes, but the women have Rugal's goddamn ship, in which they can shoot at us at any time.
Shingo: Well, we are pretty far off into the mountains here. Unless Rugal's gun's can shoot us from here then I guess we have nothing to worry about
Rugal: *cough* I think we do, you see after I was going to win KoF 2002 I was going to have a 21 gun salute to my victory, and blow up Kyo's house.
Kyo: *glares at Rugal*
Iori: This is pitiful, im stuck on an island, with my worse enemy and the best thing we can do is sit around this fire, and hope it passes away.
Kensou: But I do have my Victoria Secrets with me, and Rock has his harmonica, so what is there to worry about?
Rock: Yeah, what is there to worry about, we aren't all dead yet and we cant basically go back to the ship yet. So lets just rough it out here until its all over.
*Angry Glances at Kensou and Rock*
Geese: Terry, I wish I didn't kill your father, in fact I envy him.... and that "You cannot escape from Death" stuff... well I just wanted to say that I wish Death WAS here ;_; *sobs on Terry's shoulder*
Terry: ACK!! get the hell off of me you bastard! *Jumps in the air and Power Dunk's Geese in the face*
Geese: *falls down a`la Kain from Garou - Mark of the Wolves*
*2 hours later*
Andy: I have an idea, how about we offer a sacrifice to the women, like Orochi needs Yuki
*Everyone glares at Joe immediately*
Joe: O_O im not risking my life for this hair brained scheme. Send those Ikari people to do something like this or that pansy Benimaru.
Heidren: I will send the Ikari team out on the most dangerous mission's starting from espianoge to straight out war... but when he comes to getting into a fort held down by women who are in the phases of a Blood Riot I will not risking their lives out on this. So I say we send Benimaru and HOPE that he can do something.
Benimaru: HEY!
Iori: Well.... I say we send Benimaru... he is the weakest link of us all and in a pinch cannibalistic situation, he would provide the less meat for me to eat.
Benimaru: @_@; !!!
Kyo: I second that... when it came to KoF `98, Beni could hardly pull his share. All he did was sit there and look at that damn mirror he had... I say we throw him with the women and storm on in the distraction he makes.
Benimaru: Kyo... teamate... friend, if you send me to the women, I will personally hope that Orochi himself comes from the heavens and kill you... PAINFULLY..
Yashiro: Excuse me... I must... do something.... *walks off carrying a rock*
Chris: ^_^
Seta Soujiro: ^_^
Joe: What are you doing here, your from Rurouni Kenshin.
Seta Soujiro: I was visiting my brother Chris... now I must go ^_^.
Now since the author is getting really really lazy, we will say that Benimaru was knocked unconsious by Yashiro and tied up to a wooden stake in which would serve as a "trade." As this is being done, the fire begins to dwindle down to nothing and Kensou's Victoria Secrets were used to fuel the flames since Kyo, Iori or K` didn't want to waste their valued fire on something as pitiful as this.
Clark: *puts on a cap that says "The Negoiator" and is now speaking through a bullhorn* Hello inside the Black Noah.
Many loud noises can be heard inside the ship until Foxy gets on the ships PA system.
Foxy: What do you want...
Clark: We wish to make a trade. We are willing to give you Benimaru in exchange to sleep on the ship.
Many more loud noises can be heard until Kula for some odd reason beings to speak to the men.
Kula: NO! I WANT K`!!!! I GET HIM DRESSED IN NOTHING BUT A THONG, OR YOU GET NOTHING.
K`: *recoiling* GAH!
Clark: Give me a minute....
As K` is recoiling from what Kula's demands want, the men on the other hand, wanted a warm place to sleep for the night, and seeing as how one life is less than alot, K` none the less was beaten and tied up on a stake next to Benimaru. (I know what you Yaoi people are thinking.... I will kick my own ass before I start to write something out as the stripping of another male person.)
And so begin's the new survival horror hell on Black Noah's Island.....