The King of Fighters 2002 - Black Noah Island
Chapter 1 - Sweet Merciful Crap... what the hell is going on.
By: Shingo Yabuki
(Author's Note:KoF and all related characters belong to SNK or whatever company bought out SNK.)
(Author's Note 2: This fanfic goes after my previous one of "Black Noah Island." Although the plot is changed from this fanfic, it still makes alot of sense if you read it first then this even though it is not necessary)
(Author's Note 3: Unlike my other fanfics, I plan on trying to fix errors in this chapter while working on others to achieve the final perfected version
Place: Still that damn island, but more spiffy like in nature ^_^
As we last left off, K` and Benimaru were tied to stakes and being used as the official "Man Sacrifice" for the women. The men on the other hand wanted there warm place to sleep on the ship and so this agreement was made. We now return to Black Noah Island.....
In front of the Black Noah, we see two people who are tied to some bigass wooden stakes. On closer inspection, we see that its "God's Gift to Women" Benimaru Nikaido and "Kula's Boy Toy" K`. Now being both the users of Electricity and Fire they could easily get out of the situation they were in. But since this is Black Noah Island, we cant have anything like that happening or else the entire plot would be shot to hell.
Benimaru: *just waking up* Ugh... what in the heck hit me...
K`: *eyes spinning a`la Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin* @_@
Now while our two former members of the Heroes team are recovering from their shock, the women on the other hand are deciding on this situation they have on the men...
Kula: I WANT MY K` IN A THONG NOW!!!!!
Candy: Just calm down Kula dear *pats Kula on the head*
Kula: IM NOT CHRIS!!!! DONT PAT ME ON THE HEAD DAMNIT! I WANT MY K`!!!!!!!!
Candy: Just wait a couple of minutes and he will be here shortly
On the other side of the ship 2 (or rather just 1) other women with opposing ideals are talking about the latter member of the team
Angel: I WANT BENI-KUN!
May Lee: -_-
Angel: Do you know why I want Beni-kun, Lee-Lee?
May Lee: For the 30th time no, and dont call me "Lee-Lee" -_-
Angel: Its because me and Beni-kun know how to wear tight clothes and show what our parents gave us! *Begins to grind on May-Lee*
May Lee: INJUSTICE ONNA!!!!! *smacks Angel in the head*
Angel: But im showing you what I want to do with my Beni-kun ^_^
May Lee: I do not want you to ever show me what you want to do with anyone.... EVER!
Angel: Okay Lee-Lee
May Lee: *sigh*
Now since our author is very unreliable, and cant write humor if his life depended on it, we now cut outside the ship where the men have set up "Fort SAVEOURSORRYASSESFROMTHEWOMEN"
Heidren: .........
Iori: What?
Heidren: Who in the hell thought up our base of operation's name?
Iori: You did
Heidren: I did, did I?
Iori: Yes
Heidren: Uhhhh......
Iori; Please... just cut to someone else... this is gonna take awile...
Somewhere else on the fort; Shingo, Kensou, Chris and Rock all go out go find food for dinner.
Chris: ^_^
Rock: What are you so happy about? Were the one's doing all the work when the others just have to kick back
Shingo: Yeah
Chris: ^_^
Kensou: Dont you know already... that's the only thing he can do right is just sit there and smile like an idiot.
Chris: Shut the #(%&)$((&%&$( up!!!
Kensou: O_O
Shingo: My "Virgin Yuki" ears! (Last Blade 2 Ripoff)
Rock: Uhhh....
Chris: *cough* I was about to say, I found food for all of us to eat, but since that girly man Kensou called me an idiot, I dont think I should show you all where it is at now
Shingo: *looks at Kensou* Apologize.... Im hungry as hell
Rock: Ditto.
Kensou: Damnit!.... well.... Im sorry Chris
Chris; Apology accepted... now our food is right over there *Points to a bush with purple berries on it*
Rock: Are those things editable?
Shingo: It doesn't matter, food is food and Im hungry *grabs a load of the berries and runs off*
Kensou: Well.... lets get started bringing back dinner *grabs some and walks off*
Nightfall has set upon the fort and dinner has been set ready by Chris who for some strange reason was lauging his ass off.
Chris: Everyone, eat as much as you like, there is more than enough for everyone...hehehehe.....
Yashiro: Chris... what is this stuff anyway?
Chris: Purple Berry Crunch (Orochi Version)
Yashiro: I see.....
Orochi, for no reason whatsoever comes the hell out of no where and says his one liner.
Orochi: i 0wNz j0o..... SuCkA!!!!!!!
Remember in the first chapter how the author is a lazy ass who doesnt like to do full out stories and stuff? Well this is that time where we get lazy again. So instead of going through the entire process with everyone, lets just skip to the actual eating of the first bite of this "Purple Berry Crunch"
Iori: *sniffs at his food and then takes a bite of it*
Kyo: Yagami, how is it?
Iori: ........
Kyo: Yagami?
Iori: !@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!@!@!@! *begins to foam at the mouth*
Kyo: Yagami, if you can hear me, K` called you a "big red dog"
Iori: ~~~@_@~~~~
Geese: He's Insane!
Shingo: So what's new?
Kyo: This isnt Iori insane, this is Venom like insane.
Iori: I WILL MAKE A POPSICLE OUT OF YOU!!! * Jumps around throwing fire at everyone while still foaming at the mouth*
Kyo: Iori, just calm down now. No one wants to hurt you.... badly
Iori: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *runs off into the woods*
Rock: Do you think we will ever see him again?
Kyo: I hope not, he's gone beyond the level of insanity now, even for him.
Since we just hit nightfall at the camp, we now go back outside of the Black Noah were K` and Benimaru are at.
K`: .......
*rustling in the bushes*
Benimaru: You hear that?
K`: ...no
*more rustling in the bushes*
Benimaru: Didnt you just hear that?
K`: No.
Unknown to them, a familiar predator is stalking the two, lying in wait to show them the hell of their lives.......
Stay Tuned for Chapter 3: "Enter K-Dash's "Fei Fong Wong" like Identity Disorder"
Chapter 1 - Sweet Merciful Crap... what the hell is going on.
By: Shingo Yabuki
(Author's Note:KoF and all related characters belong to SNK or whatever company bought out SNK.)
(Author's Note 2: This fanfic goes after my previous one of "Black Noah Island." Although the plot is changed from this fanfic, it still makes alot of sense if you read it first then this even though it is not necessary)
(Author's Note 3: Unlike my other fanfics, I plan on trying to fix errors in this chapter while working on others to achieve the final perfected version
Place: Still that damn island, but more spiffy like in nature ^_^
As we last left off, K` and Benimaru were tied to stakes and being used as the official "Man Sacrifice" for the women. The men on the other hand wanted there warm place to sleep on the ship and so this agreement was made. We now return to Black Noah Island.....
In front of the Black Noah, we see two people who are tied to some bigass wooden stakes. On closer inspection, we see that its "God's Gift to Women" Benimaru Nikaido and "Kula's Boy Toy" K`. Now being both the users of Electricity and Fire they could easily get out of the situation they were in. But since this is Black Noah Island, we cant have anything like that happening or else the entire plot would be shot to hell.
Benimaru: *just waking up* Ugh... what in the heck hit me...
K`: *eyes spinning a`la Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin* @_@
Now while our two former members of the Heroes team are recovering from their shock, the women on the other hand are deciding on this situation they have on the men...
Kula: I WANT MY K` IN A THONG NOW!!!!!
Candy: Just calm down Kula dear *pats Kula on the head*
Kula: IM NOT CHRIS!!!! DONT PAT ME ON THE HEAD DAMNIT! I WANT MY K`!!!!!!!!
Candy: Just wait a couple of minutes and he will be here shortly
On the other side of the ship 2 (or rather just 1) other women with opposing ideals are talking about the latter member of the team
Angel: I WANT BENI-KUN!
May Lee: -_-
Angel: Do you know why I want Beni-kun, Lee-Lee?
May Lee: For the 30th time no, and dont call me "Lee-Lee" -_-
Angel: Its because me and Beni-kun know how to wear tight clothes and show what our parents gave us! *Begins to grind on May-Lee*
May Lee: INJUSTICE ONNA!!!!! *smacks Angel in the head*
Angel: But im showing you what I want to do with my Beni-kun ^_^
May Lee: I do not want you to ever show me what you want to do with anyone.... EVER!
Angel: Okay Lee-Lee
May Lee: *sigh*
Now since our author is very unreliable, and cant write humor if his life depended on it, we now cut outside the ship where the men have set up "Fort SAVEOURSORRYASSESFROMTHEWOMEN"
Heidren: .........
Iori: What?
Heidren: Who in the hell thought up our base of operation's name?
Iori: You did
Heidren: I did, did I?
Iori: Yes
Heidren: Uhhhh......
Iori; Please... just cut to someone else... this is gonna take awile...
Somewhere else on the fort; Shingo, Kensou, Chris and Rock all go out go find food for dinner.
Chris: ^_^
Rock: What are you so happy about? Were the one's doing all the work when the others just have to kick back
Shingo: Yeah
Chris: ^_^
Kensou: Dont you know already... that's the only thing he can do right is just sit there and smile like an idiot.
Chris: Shut the #(%&)$((&%&$( up!!!
Kensou: O_O
Shingo: My "Virgin Yuki" ears! (Last Blade 2 Ripoff)
Rock: Uhhh....
Chris: *cough* I was about to say, I found food for all of us to eat, but since that girly man Kensou called me an idiot, I dont think I should show you all where it is at now
Shingo: *looks at Kensou* Apologize.... Im hungry as hell
Rock: Ditto.
Kensou: Damnit!.... well.... Im sorry Chris
Chris; Apology accepted... now our food is right over there *Points to a bush with purple berries on it*
Rock: Are those things editable?
Shingo: It doesn't matter, food is food and Im hungry *grabs a load of the berries and runs off*
Kensou: Well.... lets get started bringing back dinner *grabs some and walks off*
Nightfall has set upon the fort and dinner has been set ready by Chris who for some strange reason was lauging his ass off.
Chris: Everyone, eat as much as you like, there is more than enough for everyone...hehehehe.....
Yashiro: Chris... what is this stuff anyway?
Chris: Purple Berry Crunch (Orochi Version)
Yashiro: I see.....
Orochi, for no reason whatsoever comes the hell out of no where and says his one liner.
Orochi: i 0wNz j0o..... SuCkA!!!!!!!
Remember in the first chapter how the author is a lazy ass who doesnt like to do full out stories and stuff? Well this is that time where we get lazy again. So instead of going through the entire process with everyone, lets just skip to the actual eating of the first bite of this "Purple Berry Crunch"
Iori: *sniffs at his food and then takes a bite of it*
Kyo: Yagami, how is it?
Iori: ........
Kyo: Yagami?
Iori: !@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!@!@!@! *begins to foam at the mouth*
Kyo: Yagami, if you can hear me, K` called you a "big red dog"
Iori: ~~~@_@~~~~
Geese: He's Insane!
Shingo: So what's new?
Kyo: This isnt Iori insane, this is Venom like insane.
Iori: I WILL MAKE A POPSICLE OUT OF YOU!!! * Jumps around throwing fire at everyone while still foaming at the mouth*
Kyo: Iori, just calm down now. No one wants to hurt you.... badly
Iori: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *runs off into the woods*
Rock: Do you think we will ever see him again?
Kyo: I hope not, he's gone beyond the level of insanity now, even for him.
Since we just hit nightfall at the camp, we now go back outside of the Black Noah were K` and Benimaru are at.
K`: .......
*rustling in the bushes*
Benimaru: You hear that?
K`: ...no
*more rustling in the bushes*
Benimaru: Didnt you just hear that?
K`: No.
Unknown to them, a familiar predator is stalking the two, lying in wait to show them the hell of their lives.......
Stay Tuned for Chapter 3: "Enter K-Dash's "Fei Fong Wong" like Identity Disorder"