The King of Fighters 2002 - Black Noah Island
Chapter 3 - Enter K`s Fei Fong Wong Like Identity Disorder
By: Shingo Yabuki
(Author's Note:KoF and all related characters belong to SNK or whatever company bought out SNK.)
(Author's Note 2: This fanfic goes after my previous one of "Black Noah Island." Although the plot is changed from this fanfic, it still makes alot of sense if you read it first then this even though it is not necessary)
(Author's Note 3: Unlike my other fanfics, I plan on trying to fix errors in this chapter while working on others to achieve the final perfected version
Place: Still that damn island, but more spiffy like in nature ^_^
As we last left you, Iori went insane from Chris' food, Beni and K` have still been tied up for 2 chapters now and gasp.... I left a plothole in this fic....but who cares, this is the KOF world where everything can be solved with a well placed explosion. So to get to the point, we will just get to the part I wanted to write to for your viewing pleasure.
K`: .......
*rustling in the bushes*
Benimaru: You hear that?
K`: ...no
*more rustling in the bushes*
Benimaru: Didnt you just hear that?
K`: No.
*louder, much more harder rustling*
K`: Ok, now I heard that
While K` was in his moment of denile, what he didnt notice was that the rustling was coming from an insanely rioting Iori who in which proceeded towards K` and Benimaru.
Iori: BEE BI BIKI BI BO!!!!!!
Benimaru: OH DEAR OROCHI! PLEASE DONT KILL ME *beings to tremble with fear*
K`: O_o, dont you come near me.... you... you.... BIG RED DOG!
Iori: GRAW!!!!! *grabs K` and flings him into the bushes (You remember that scene from Jurassic Park when the cool hunter guy was killed off by the Velicoraptors, well picture that here)*
Since we couldnt afford the spiffy lens flare effect that we wanted, we have to settle with this text description on how Iori savagely.... no wait its more liked raped K` with a flurry of kicks and punches and his dreaded Eight Wine Cups SDM.... but since we cant show you the video of this from multiple angles showing K` body in a near death state, instead we can fill in the plothole that Ramza Leonhart was talking about in his review of this story. (Thanks man!) But before we do this, im gonna force you to think ahead for awhile, and that is "say" that the men "happen" to think of a plan and it involved getting to where Beni and K` were.... Now if that isnt a small plothole fill, I dont know what is.
*Near the Black Rugal*
Terry: Gasp! I found pieces of shredded leather
Andy: I found a broken pair of rayband sunglasses
Joe: I got better, I found an entire right hand to scratch my ass with
*Everyone glares at Joe*
Joe: What I say?
Heidren: Men, we need to remember WHERE we left those two at.... we have been searching for hours now, and not one of us can remember where we left them.
Rugal: Dont look at me, if you would of let me attached a tripwire or some C4 to make a path to where they were at, none of this would of ever happened.
Now stretching this out into what the title of this fanfic is, we can say that Ralf for some strange reason in hell found out where in the heck they were.
*Near the front of the Black Noah*
Benimaru: *insanely shouting* HELP ME!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!!!! I DONT WANT TO DIE YOUNG!!! I STILL HAVE MANY MANY MANY MANY WOMEN TO SEDUCE!!!.....oh yeah you can help out that other guy as well.
Kyo: Beni, where is K` at?
Benimaru: ~O_O~ (we will just say that Beni is out of it here ^_^)
Kyo: Beni, snap out of it....
Benimaru: ~O_O~
Kyo: ........! *idea pops into mind*
Kyo: Hey Benimaru, there is some girl over there who hasnt been seduced by your charm and charisma.
Benimaru: *_*. Must... Use... All Of.... Benimaru Love... Power!!!! *begins to charge up his powers*
Some way in hell, Benimaru breaks through the ties that bind him.... dont ask me how.... but he does in some odd way that we can say looks spiffy
Benimaru: Now *looks to left* where is this girl *looks to right* where I can show her the man known as Benimaru Nikkaido *looks behind him*
Kyo: eh?! I lied to you Beni, just to get you out of those ropes. I would of used my flames to simply burn through them, but the Author has a quota to meet.
Benimaru: ...fair enough.
At this point, the author realises that he has been neglecting minor characters like Heavy D, Lucky, Billy, Kim... and the rest of those people. To those who dont make it in, lets just say that their somewhere else living up life... either that or playing with their Playstation 2.... dont ask me, im just a simple man. Now back to the fanfic, we will have no more sparatic idea interruptions.
*Heidren walks in out of who knows where and does that shadow pose from KoF'98*
Heidren: Where is K`?
Benimaru: O_O, My former teamate, the only thing I remember about him was that he was hurled into the bushes by a foaming Iori, in which I heard several loud grunts and the smell of burning flesh.
Kyo: Sounds like some Yaoi flick.... not that I watch them or read them, but the way you described it sounds like one..
*Near Kyo, Benimaru and Heidren's Position but to the right of it =p*
Clark: *searching in bushes* My new Infa Red Glasses are so cool *holds them up*, I can kill a man in the dark now and he wont know what hit him, I could cry right now ;_; but the glasses may explode on me and I dont want that to happen anytime soon.
Ralf: *searching in bushes as well* This would be alot easier if we had some actual knowledge on where he got thrown at.
Terry: *his actions are the same as the other 2* If it was that easy, we wouldnt be here searching now.
Shingo: *I dont need to explain it do I* HEY!, I think I found him!!!
Now, to the untrained eye, we could see that Shingo is an idiot when he says he "thinks" he found him. Unfortunely, what he "thinks" isnt far off from the truth.
Shingo: *gets a better look at the person sprawled in front of him* O_O!!! A-A-A-A-AH...
Terry: What is it? *looks at K`* O_O!!!!!!!!!
Due to all this excess looking, we might as well point it out now that K` has now stood up and is looking at what's left of his hand
Ralf and Clark: *both look at each other*
All 4 of the Men: *Screamed like little schoolgirls*
Now to end here, would be insane but we must but before we go and leave you on the primordial cliffhanger of this chapter, we can finish off with just this last line.
As K` looked at what was left of his hand, he happened to noticed the four men standing their oogling at him as if he was some girl. As he was about to say something, he noticed that his body felt much lighter than before and his chest happened to be alot bigger than a normal man's.... What anyone can grasp from this is that K` has now become the thing that these men fear with a passion.
K`: IM A WOMAN.... AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! @_@ *passes out*
Keep with up, for chapter four of Black Noah's Island "Were gonna fix that plothole and were not gonna take NO for an answer!"
Chapter 3 - Enter K`s Fei Fong Wong Like Identity Disorder
By: Shingo Yabuki
(Author's Note:KoF and all related characters belong to SNK or whatever company bought out SNK.)
(Author's Note 2: This fanfic goes after my previous one of "Black Noah Island." Although the plot is changed from this fanfic, it still makes alot of sense if you read it first then this even though it is not necessary)
(Author's Note 3: Unlike my other fanfics, I plan on trying to fix errors in this chapter while working on others to achieve the final perfected version
Place: Still that damn island, but more spiffy like in nature ^_^
As we last left you, Iori went insane from Chris' food, Beni and K` have still been tied up for 2 chapters now and gasp.... I left a plothole in this fic....but who cares, this is the KOF world where everything can be solved with a well placed explosion. So to get to the point, we will just get to the part I wanted to write to for your viewing pleasure.
K`: .......
*rustling in the bushes*
Benimaru: You hear that?
K`: ...no
*more rustling in the bushes*
Benimaru: Didnt you just hear that?
K`: No.
*louder, much more harder rustling*
K`: Ok, now I heard that
While K` was in his moment of denile, what he didnt notice was that the rustling was coming from an insanely rioting Iori who in which proceeded towards K` and Benimaru.
Iori: BEE BI BIKI BI BO!!!!!!
Benimaru: OH DEAR OROCHI! PLEASE DONT KILL ME *beings to tremble with fear*
K`: O_o, dont you come near me.... you... you.... BIG RED DOG!
Iori: GRAW!!!!! *grabs K` and flings him into the bushes (You remember that scene from Jurassic Park when the cool hunter guy was killed off by the Velicoraptors, well picture that here)*
Since we couldnt afford the spiffy lens flare effect that we wanted, we have to settle with this text description on how Iori savagely.... no wait its more liked raped K` with a flurry of kicks and punches and his dreaded Eight Wine Cups SDM.... but since we cant show you the video of this from multiple angles showing K` body in a near death state, instead we can fill in the plothole that Ramza Leonhart was talking about in his review of this story. (Thanks man!) But before we do this, im gonna force you to think ahead for awhile, and that is "say" that the men "happen" to think of a plan and it involved getting to where Beni and K` were.... Now if that isnt a small plothole fill, I dont know what is.
*Near the Black Rugal*
Terry: Gasp! I found pieces of shredded leather
Andy: I found a broken pair of rayband sunglasses
Joe: I got better, I found an entire right hand to scratch my ass with
*Everyone glares at Joe*
Joe: What I say?
Heidren: Men, we need to remember WHERE we left those two at.... we have been searching for hours now, and not one of us can remember where we left them.
Rugal: Dont look at me, if you would of let me attached a tripwire or some C4 to make a path to where they were at, none of this would of ever happened.
Now stretching this out into what the title of this fanfic is, we can say that Ralf for some strange reason in hell found out where in the heck they were.
*Near the front of the Black Noah*
Benimaru: *insanely shouting* HELP ME!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!!!! I DONT WANT TO DIE YOUNG!!! I STILL HAVE MANY MANY MANY MANY WOMEN TO SEDUCE!!!.....oh yeah you can help out that other guy as well.
Kyo: Beni, where is K` at?
Benimaru: ~O_O~ (we will just say that Beni is out of it here ^_^)
Kyo: Beni, snap out of it....
Benimaru: ~O_O~
Kyo: ........! *idea pops into mind*
Kyo: Hey Benimaru, there is some girl over there who hasnt been seduced by your charm and charisma.
Benimaru: *_*. Must... Use... All Of.... Benimaru Love... Power!!!! *begins to charge up his powers*
Some way in hell, Benimaru breaks through the ties that bind him.... dont ask me how.... but he does in some odd way that we can say looks spiffy
Benimaru: Now *looks to left* where is this girl *looks to right* where I can show her the man known as Benimaru Nikkaido *looks behind him*
Kyo: eh?! I lied to you Beni, just to get you out of those ropes. I would of used my flames to simply burn through them, but the Author has a quota to meet.
Benimaru: ...fair enough.
At this point, the author realises that he has been neglecting minor characters like Heavy D, Lucky, Billy, Kim... and the rest of those people. To those who dont make it in, lets just say that their somewhere else living up life... either that or playing with their Playstation 2.... dont ask me, im just a simple man. Now back to the fanfic, we will have no more sparatic idea interruptions.
*Heidren walks in out of who knows where and does that shadow pose from KoF'98*
Heidren: Where is K`?
Benimaru: O_O, My former teamate, the only thing I remember about him was that he was hurled into the bushes by a foaming Iori, in which I heard several loud grunts and the smell of burning flesh.
Kyo: Sounds like some Yaoi flick.... not that I watch them or read them, but the way you described it sounds like one..
*Near Kyo, Benimaru and Heidren's Position but to the right of it =p*
Clark: *searching in bushes* My new Infa Red Glasses are so cool *holds them up*, I can kill a man in the dark now and he wont know what hit him, I could cry right now ;_; but the glasses may explode on me and I dont want that to happen anytime soon.
Ralf: *searching in bushes as well* This would be alot easier if we had some actual knowledge on where he got thrown at.
Terry: *his actions are the same as the other 2* If it was that easy, we wouldnt be here searching now.
Shingo: *I dont need to explain it do I* HEY!, I think I found him!!!
Now, to the untrained eye, we could see that Shingo is an idiot when he says he "thinks" he found him. Unfortunely, what he "thinks" isnt far off from the truth.
Shingo: *gets a better look at the person sprawled in front of him* O_O!!! A-A-A-A-AH...
Terry: What is it? *looks at K`* O_O!!!!!!!!!
Due to all this excess looking, we might as well point it out now that K` has now stood up and is looking at what's left of his hand
Ralf and Clark: *both look at each other*
All 4 of the Men: *Screamed like little schoolgirls*
Now to end here, would be insane but we must but before we go and leave you on the primordial cliffhanger of this chapter, we can finish off with just this last line.
As K` looked at what was left of his hand, he happened to noticed the four men standing their oogling at him as if he was some girl. As he was about to say something, he noticed that his body felt much lighter than before and his chest happened to be alot bigger than a normal man's.... What anyone can grasp from this is that K` has now become the thing that these men fear with a passion.
K`: IM A WOMAN.... AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! @_@ *passes out*
Keep with up, for chapter four of Black Noah's Island "Were gonna fix that plothole and were not gonna take NO for an answer!"