The King of Fighters 2002 - Black Noah Island

Chapter 4 - Were gonna fix that plothole and were not gonna take NO for an answer! (Part 1)

By: Shingo Yabuki

(Author's Note:KoF and all related characters belong to SNK or whatever company bought out SNK.)

(Author's Note 2: This fanfic goes after my previous one of "Black Noah Island." Although the plot is changed from this fanfic, it still makes alot of sense if you read it first then this even though it is not necessary)

(Author's Note 3: Unlike my other fanfics, I plan on trying to fix errors in this chapter while working on others to achieve the final perfected version



After taking some time off, the Author decided to head back to view our friends back at the Isle of the Black Noah. Instead of recapping the previous chapter and therefore wasting space, we might as well get into the plot and the thick of the matter with this chapter.

Place: If you dont know by now, go away or read the 1st 3 chapters of this fanfic. But since were filling a plothole, lets start off with the women first at the Black Noah.

Kula: I just realised something.

Leona: That you and Selphie from Final Fantasy 8 have exactly the same type of personality?

Kula: ....

Foxy: You really arent the Anti K` and that your really an Al Bhed built with the ancient machina?

Kula: No, its that I finally found out why N.E.S.T.S created me, and gave me life. Its because I have a heart of gold, and can smile in even the darkest of all situations

Diana: That sounds alot like that Seta Soujiro boy from Rurouni Kenshin.....

Seta Soujiro: *pops his face in* ^_^

Kula: *pushes Soujiro's away*!?!? What is this "Compare Kula with everything known in Existance" Day or something?

Candy: *pats Kula on the head* There there Kula, everything will be alright

Kula: *steam starts to come out of her ears* STOP PATTING ME ON THE HEAD! I AM NOT CHRIS!?!?!?!?!?



Since it seems to me that I always start out with Kula getting a nice pat on the head from Candy, we might as well check up on May Lee and Angel, who happen to be in Rugal's "War Room O` Death and Destruction" a.k.a Omega Rugal/Rugal Bernstein's stage from KoF '98

May Lee: Tell me why im helping you again.... Im suppose to be a hero of justice, vanquishing the evils in the land, saving the world. But NOOOOOOOO, im stuck here helping you with this.. this.. plan that threatens the entire feel of my karma.. hell it goes past my karma and drives me into a Orochi like Blood Riot

(Orochi: kids, d0n7 d1ss t3h 0r0ch1 bl00d r107!!!) For those who dont speak the Orochi Language, it translates down to "Kids, Dont Diss the Orochi Blood Riot!!!"

Angel: Ill tell you for three reasons;

Reason 1: As long as there is an Angel like me, evil will always exist *winks at May Lee*

Reason 2: No Beni-kun and No video of me with Beni-kun make Angel go Beserker Evangelion Style

Reason 3: I still have that tape of you getting Shingo piss drunk and trying to get him to show you his "Secret Arts"

Angel: Now being the "Angel" I am, I could easily not do anything about this and let you go on your way, but also being a "Angel" that would force me to tell Kasumi about #3 since im a "Evil Person" as you so put it.

May Lee: *reels back from what she said.. especially from #3*

Angel: Good, now lets be off on our adventure for Evil, Tyranny, and "Angel's Way" *walks off towards the main deck*

May Lee: *looks at Angel walk away* ....please... just shoot me.....



Somewhere else on the ship, two women are having a battle at who should lead the women of the ship to their victory at the hands for all womankind.

Vice: Damnit Mature, im telling you im a better leader than you, do to the sheer fact that I have been captain before

Mature: .....Being president of the "Iori fanclub for Schoolgirls" does not count as being a leader of anything. All you are is some damn thir...I mean twenty two year old woman with an obsession over a man who would rather slash you to death rather be in a slash fanfic with you.

Vice: Well at least im the lead at something! What have you ever done that would ever make you think that you could be the leader for us.

Mature: It figures you would say something like that, just last week I became the prime minister of Australia... Yup, I rule with an Iron Fist of Death and Destruction and no would did better, look at that Yu Yevon guy for example, all he did was enter in the body of his female intern and tried to take over the world. The bad thing about that was that she was really a he and was getting a facelift correction..

Vice: ......ok ok you win, but ill be damned if you scree this up.

Mature: thats what I thought, now go make this announcement to the women on board "The new Captain is preparing for an all out war on the island, meet in the war room in 4 hours to start the attack."

Since this is Part 1, it really sounds like that this fanfic may wrap up in a couple of more chapters, in which im heavily deciding on in the weeks to come, then doing several spinoff's from them. But since we should be concerned about this fanfic instead of the future ones to come, lets get started on wrapping up part one for now. And get ready for part two coming in a few months... maybe?