At first there was darkness, then a strange woman just starts talking. Suddenly it stops. "Who the hell turned the karaoke machine off!"Galadriel decided she was too drunk to care and took her seat back on the couch, the couch in the basement, the basement in the house, the house in the woods, the woods in..narnia! She leaned over, far to drunk to sit up right, onto Gimli who was trying to peak down her blouse. "They're fake,'' said Arwen, "Mine are bigger anyways!" "Bigger compared to whose, your dad's? Oh wait I've seen your dad's, his are way bigger than yours!" laughed Dumbledore. Arwen sat and sulked knowing that the yucky old guy was telling the truth, she didn't sulk for long though as a mysterious person entered the basement. That person had the identity of Minerva McGonagall. Or was that Severus Snape? No matter, they looked close enough to Aragorn. "Hey honies we're here and we brought the fondue machine" "Oh hello Sauron, hello voldie how nice to see you" said a very sarcastic Legolas. But before Sauron or Voldemort could even open their mouths (or eye) a very drunk Samwise Gamgee ran across the room buck-naked, and Boromir got the raging horn. "I wonder if he's single?" Boromir asked Minerva. Just then his question was answered when Frodo, Merry, and Pippin came running in, all also being naked. "Who cares if he's single there is always a five-g" said a very horny Ron Weasley, "Wait did I say that out loud?" There was a collective yes. "Oh damn." Ron muttered and hung his head in the shame that did not exist. All heads turned, and many people (men and women) whistled as Mrs. Norris walked in. "Wow I wish I could get some of that," exclaimed Celeborn! He got many odd looks but every one decided to ignore Celeborn for now, even though he was slowly moving toward the cat. They were all too distracted by the wild hobbit sex going on right in the middle of the basement floor. The hobbits seemed to be very skilled at yoga as they were in very strange positions that even boggled Legolas's mind. "Whoa yea!" screamed Gandalf, as he could not take his eyes off the hobbits. "Wait that's not a hobbit" he muttered, "Hermione is that you?" Hermione looked up at the wizard so horribly embarrassed, she had no idea what to say. Suddenly Harry and Draco appeared out of thin air. Both were in a very compromising position. "Draco, damn it I told you we shouldn't try to apparate to another room while having sex, especially with your mouth full"

Draco swallowed and wiped his mouth on his sleeve "Sorry babe." Suddenly a noise came from the closet, and Arwen screamed, "Aragorn how could you?!" Everyone gathered around to see Aragorn, Galadriel, Filch, and Hagrid wildly screwing each other in the closet. Then a batpig pooped on them. Suddenly a song began Di-Di-Di- Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the champions! Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the champions!" Elrond turned around, "What the hell..?" He began but was cut off when a horrible looking plant thing ran into the room screaming, "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The thing collapsed from lack of air, and the wild orgy went on.