Disclaimer- What makes you think anything's changed since the last chapter?
AN- Hi, it's me! The delay was annoying, wasn't it? Not that I'm any faster usually, but this time I have a somewhat valid excuse! I took the thing to school and finished it… THEN LEFT IT IN THE GYM!!! So school ended, and I'll never see my hilarious draft again. I'm gonna rewrite it as best I can, but it'll be hard.
CHAPTER 6- In which a writing assessment tries to take place and fails horribly.
"Pain… suffering…" Tamahome was having the time of his life. Or not. "Darn those fangirls!!" He clenched his fist at the thought, which only ended up reopening the gashes on his hand. Poor Tama-baby. "I hate them!! Death to Sansele and Arcanine!!!!"
"Aww, come on Tama-san no da," Chichiri said from his game of checkers. "They didn't sound all that bad. I mean, I'm sure they're actually nice people. King me no da," he added to Mitsukake.
Tamahome had a violent coughing fit. "Nice… nice… NICE? You just think that because Hotohori gave you a glorified version of the thing!"
"Na," he agreed. "But you have to take into account that I spent lunch with TA Maxwell in an empty classroom. I only survived by meditating na no da. She took my kasa and kesa to sell on E-Bay so I had no clue how to get away… Death to E-Bay."
"Wow," Mitsukake said admiringly. "That's so cool. Could you teach me to meditate? I've always wanted to learn but it sounds hard."
"Sure no da!!" Chichiri chirped. "It's easy no da! You just clear your mind and focus on something na no da. With practice, you can find inner peace anywhere. Let's start practicing on…" He rummaged though kasa space. "… This pretty green Skittle no da. Wait. That's mold. Umm… ITAI! No, definitely not that… How about this here M&M no da?" He held up the candy triumphantly.
"If you say so, Chichiri-sensei." Mitsukake took the M&M and sat down in a corner just as Tasuki staggered into the trailer.
"How'd it go, Tasuki-kun no da?"
"How'd it go? WHADDAYA MEAN HOW'D IT GO? I'm dyin'…" Tasuki gathered himself quickly. "Actually, it wasn' so bad after all. I went t' Ashitare's room first cuz I figgered I didn' wanna get eaten. An' when I got there, there was this child named Kaylana. Crazy, crazy child. She attached herself to my leg and would NOT let go. No idea what parents are teachin' these days. But she covered fer me when I bolted t' Nakago's room. Ain't I lucky though." Tasuki rubbed his leg. "I detest fangirls. I don' think I'll be able t' feel my leg till tomorrow. Can't stand girls who cling t' people."
"Don't look behind you Tasuki na no da." Chichiri suggested.
Of course, since Tasuki is the smartest character in all of FY, he looked behind himself. And there he saw a fun sight- a crazy girl clinging to an extremely ticked-off-looking man.
"EAGLE-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!" the girl shrieked, waving a Russian flag all the while. "EAGLE, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MY IDOL! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!"
"Then by God, don't," the man grumbled. "Leave me alone, please, K-chan. I don't like you cutting off the circulation in my leg."
"YOU CALLED ME "CHAN"!!!!!!!" K-chan screamed. "OH MY GOD!!!!"
"You won't give me any other name, what else can I do?"
"YOU CALLED ME "CHAN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she repeated blithely. "THAT MEANS YOU LOVE ME!!!!!! OH EAGLE-CHAN!!!"
"Oh Suzaku…" Tasuki moaned. "I think I'm gonna faint."
"Don't," Chichiri advised. "She might attach to you no da."
"EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
****
"Chichiri?" came Mitsukake's tentative voice. "I'm not sure I can do this… I'm starting to feel hungry."
"Mits! Don' turn inta Miaka now!"
"HEY!" Tamahome yelled. " Are you dissing Miaka?"
"Oh no, of course not," Tasuki said with wide-eyed innocence. (Tasuki? Innocent? Yeah right.) "Whatever gave you that idea?"
Chichiri rolled his eyes slightly under the mask as he got up to help the incompetent healer. But when he passed the door to their pathetic trailer, he heard a strange sound…
"Hello? Hello? HELLO? ANYBODY IN THERE? HELLO?!? OPEN THE STUPID BLASTED DOOR! HELLO? I didn't want to have to do this… HAKUJIN RAIHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The door blasted open, along with much of the trailer. Soi stepped into the wannabe classroom to see a whole class with little yellow electric shocks running across their bodies. Mitsukake looked quite frankly shocked. (Oh, that's not a pun. Of course not. Why would it be?)
"Well there goes the computer," Soi muttered. "MOVING ON!!!!!" Sparks danced on her fingertips. "All right. We WERE going to have a writing assessment today, but the papers got burned…" Here she stopped to glare at Tasuki. "I know you did it! Own up, cretin!!!"
Chichiri took the opportunity to casually stick the tessan into the folds of his shirt, whistling while he worked.
"Hey sensei?" Eagle ventured. "I was just wondering… Could you do that lightning trick on her? She's killing my leg." He held out the hapless fangirl (and his leg with her) to our resident "Prostitute in a Brothel".
"Eagle? How could you? Eagle! You betrayed me… I love you! Don't do this to me!"
"Please!!!! Make it stop! I am your humble servant. I'll do anything, just get her off my leg."
"My pleasure. HAKUJIN RAIHO!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Well, that sucked a lot more than the original. I SO miss those papers. The health class is booked for people, in case you care. All that's left is PE and band. If you ask specifically, I try to write you in. No da. Reviews are always welcome. And by the way, in case you were wondering, the reason K-chan waves a Russian flag is that she is a traitor to Eagle Vision of Autozam. Not only does she love him, she loves Alexei Yagudin, Russian figure skater. Special, ne? And don't forget Tasuki, at one point Ferio…
UP NEXT- Can they survive health class, The Talk, and lovesick unscrupulous teachers?
AN- Hi, it's me! The delay was annoying, wasn't it? Not that I'm any faster usually, but this time I have a somewhat valid excuse! I took the thing to school and finished it… THEN LEFT IT IN THE GYM!!! So school ended, and I'll never see my hilarious draft again. I'm gonna rewrite it as best I can, but it'll be hard.
CHAPTER 6- In which a writing assessment tries to take place and fails horribly.
"Pain… suffering…" Tamahome was having the time of his life. Or not. "Darn those fangirls!!" He clenched his fist at the thought, which only ended up reopening the gashes on his hand. Poor Tama-baby. "I hate them!! Death to Sansele and Arcanine!!!!"
"Aww, come on Tama-san no da," Chichiri said from his game of checkers. "They didn't sound all that bad. I mean, I'm sure they're actually nice people. King me no da," he added to Mitsukake.
Tamahome had a violent coughing fit. "Nice… nice… NICE? You just think that because Hotohori gave you a glorified version of the thing!"
"Na," he agreed. "But you have to take into account that I spent lunch with TA Maxwell in an empty classroom. I only survived by meditating na no da. She took my kasa and kesa to sell on E-Bay so I had no clue how to get away… Death to E-Bay."
"Wow," Mitsukake said admiringly. "That's so cool. Could you teach me to meditate? I've always wanted to learn but it sounds hard."
"Sure no da!!" Chichiri chirped. "It's easy no da! You just clear your mind and focus on something na no da. With practice, you can find inner peace anywhere. Let's start practicing on…" He rummaged though kasa space. "… This pretty green Skittle no da. Wait. That's mold. Umm… ITAI! No, definitely not that… How about this here M&M no da?" He held up the candy triumphantly.
"If you say so, Chichiri-sensei." Mitsukake took the M&M and sat down in a corner just as Tasuki staggered into the trailer.
"How'd it go, Tasuki-kun no da?"
"How'd it go? WHADDAYA MEAN HOW'D IT GO? I'm dyin'…" Tasuki gathered himself quickly. "Actually, it wasn' so bad after all. I went t' Ashitare's room first cuz I figgered I didn' wanna get eaten. An' when I got there, there was this child named Kaylana. Crazy, crazy child. She attached herself to my leg and would NOT let go. No idea what parents are teachin' these days. But she covered fer me when I bolted t' Nakago's room. Ain't I lucky though." Tasuki rubbed his leg. "I detest fangirls. I don' think I'll be able t' feel my leg till tomorrow. Can't stand girls who cling t' people."
"Don't look behind you Tasuki na no da." Chichiri suggested.
Of course, since Tasuki is the smartest character in all of FY, he looked behind himself. And there he saw a fun sight- a crazy girl clinging to an extremely ticked-off-looking man.
"EAGLE-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!" the girl shrieked, waving a Russian flag all the while. "EAGLE, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MY IDOL! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!"
"Then by God, don't," the man grumbled. "Leave me alone, please, K-chan. I don't like you cutting off the circulation in my leg."
"YOU CALLED ME "CHAN"!!!!!!!" K-chan screamed. "OH MY GOD!!!!"
"You won't give me any other name, what else can I do?"
"YOU CALLED ME "CHAN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she repeated blithely. "THAT MEANS YOU LOVE ME!!!!!! OH EAGLE-CHAN!!!"
"Oh Suzaku…" Tasuki moaned. "I think I'm gonna faint."
"Don't," Chichiri advised. "She might attach to you no da."
"EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
****
"Chichiri?" came Mitsukake's tentative voice. "I'm not sure I can do this… I'm starting to feel hungry."
"Mits! Don' turn inta Miaka now!"
"HEY!" Tamahome yelled. " Are you dissing Miaka?"
"Oh no, of course not," Tasuki said with wide-eyed innocence. (Tasuki? Innocent? Yeah right.) "Whatever gave you that idea?"
Chichiri rolled his eyes slightly under the mask as he got up to help the incompetent healer. But when he passed the door to their pathetic trailer, he heard a strange sound…
"Hello? Hello? HELLO? ANYBODY IN THERE? HELLO?!? OPEN THE STUPID BLASTED DOOR! HELLO? I didn't want to have to do this… HAKUJIN RAIHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The door blasted open, along with much of the trailer. Soi stepped into the wannabe classroom to see a whole class with little yellow electric shocks running across their bodies. Mitsukake looked quite frankly shocked. (Oh, that's not a pun. Of course not. Why would it be?)
"Well there goes the computer," Soi muttered. "MOVING ON!!!!!" Sparks danced on her fingertips. "All right. We WERE going to have a writing assessment today, but the papers got burned…" Here she stopped to glare at Tasuki. "I know you did it! Own up, cretin!!!"
Chichiri took the opportunity to casually stick the tessan into the folds of his shirt, whistling while he worked.
"Hey sensei?" Eagle ventured. "I was just wondering… Could you do that lightning trick on her? She's killing my leg." He held out the hapless fangirl (and his leg with her) to our resident "Prostitute in a Brothel".
"Eagle? How could you? Eagle! You betrayed me… I love you! Don't do this to me!"
"Please!!!! Make it stop! I am your humble servant. I'll do anything, just get her off my leg."
"My pleasure. HAKUJIN RAIHO!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Well, that sucked a lot more than the original. I SO miss those papers. The health class is booked for people, in case you care. All that's left is PE and band. If you ask specifically, I try to write you in. No da. Reviews are always welcome. And by the way, in case you were wondering, the reason K-chan waves a Russian flag is that she is a traitor to Eagle Vision of Autozam. Not only does she love him, she loves Alexei Yagudin, Russian figure skater. Special, ne? And don't forget Tasuki, at one point Ferio…
UP NEXT- Can they survive health class, The Talk, and lovesick unscrupulous teachers?