Disclaimer- I don't own anything here, not even the Strads. I'll put them
back where I found them, I swear!! They'll only have a FEW dents…
AN- DAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I am HIGH!!! Time to write BAND!!!! *after a short rest* OK, I'm calm and listening to my FY CD. Anyways. Thanks to everyone who reviewed; reviews make me happiful!! And sometimes I go on fic reviewer fic reviewing sprees. So you could be next!! On we go.
CHAPTER 8- In which children are stuffed into places that children do not belong in and the author dumps herself in the fic.
"Say," Nuriko wondered as he walked into the band room. "Where're the others? I thought we all had the same schedules." He looked at Tasuki and Chichiri questioningly.
"They're in P.E. na no da," Chichiri announced in between singing Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai. "ZAZAZAZAAAA!!!!!" (AN- It's on my FY CD *shrugs*) "MINNA MATOMETE MENDOU MIRU NA NO DAAAAAaaaa…" He suddenly fell over, fast asleep.
At the front of the class, Amiboshi smirked as he put his flute down onto a stand. Unfortunately, he'd forgotten one little but very important detail- SHADOW PRIESTESS. (dun dun dun!!)
"HEY FLUTE-BOY!! What do you think you're _doing_ to my Chichiri-chan?" she demanded, shaking the poor flutist by the collar. "I am the all-powerful Priestess of Shadows, and by the power of the gods I darn you to forever have Blue Eyes, Blue run through your head!"
"Bit extreme, think you?" Nuriko remarked to Tasuki.
"Koori… tsu…ku…" Amiboshi began slowly. "Yo…. na… sabaku… NOOOOOOO!!!!!" He sat down under the stand and began rocking himself.
"Naseba naru de IKOU!!" Tasuki sang, hyper now that the teacher was pretty much useless. "Ochikonderarehen WA!!" (Just do it, and it'll work out! I'm not gonna be down!)
"Oh yes you are," Nuriko muttered. "Shut up and I just might spare your sorry butt."
As this was happening, Kryssa forced her way up to the front holding her saxophone. She picked up a megaphone. "All right, kids!! I'm the teacher now, we're all gonna take out our instruments and play 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'. Key of G, let's go!"
"Mary had a _what_?" Tasuki asked cluelessly. "A liter slam? Who writes these things?"
Shadow priestess rolled her eyes and bashed him on the head with her (cheap and annoying but I'm getting a new one today) violin. Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit's eyes glittered and she followed suit.
"Is that the best you can do?" Draconsis scoffed, stuffing Tasuki's head into a random tuba. After making sure he was securely fastened (Safety first!), she began to happily blast Tokimeki no Doukasen past the bandit's ears, shadow priestess providing unnecessarily loud vocals.
"NYAAO!!" she shrieked, jumping around like the hyper child she is. (On my CD, Mizukagami comes on after the "nyaao" which makes me high).
Chichiri, meanwhile, had revived and was looking very overly confused. After a moment, Kryssa took pity on the priest and beckoned him over to her spot. She handed him a sax.
"Now this end goes up…"
****
"Demo SUKOSHI, honno SUKOSHI," shadow priestess continued happily. "sono mama sekkin SHITAI… Waitasec. Kryssa, what are you doing with Chichiri- chan?" She ran over and glomped the poor monk. "Chichiri! Doncha wanna play the violin with ME? C'mon, I've got a Stradivarius!"
Unbeknownst to all, Chichiri had been taking money-grubbing lessons from Tamahome. A Stradivarius violin, he calculated, could easily be worth over 100 milllion yen. In other words, shadow priestess was his new best friend. (Don't I wish.)
Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit waved her arms frantically. "Chichiri!! Over here! I've got the Mendelssohn Strad!"
Chichiri could have sworn he saw Tamahome sitting on Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit's head. The Mendelssohn was the 170 milllion yen Strad. No way he was passing up THAT opportunity.
Draconsis bounced up and down on her tuba, which incidentally still contained Tasuki's head. "Hey Chichiri! If you don't come over here I'll show you the inside of these drums the painful way!" She pointed to Nuriko, who had a triangle around his neck and was steadily choking.
Now Chichiri was lost. He had three choices- the Mendelssohn, the joy of keeping his head out of the percussion set, or a Strad from the mentally off girl who was prancing in some crazy fantasy world singing her own twisted version of Mizukagami. (It's playing right now! Chichiri rocks. Oh yes.)
"Zutto… arui…te…iru…" Amiboshi said brokenly. "you…daaaaa…. Oh Seiruu… HELP! Watashi….o…un…da… sono…ai….wa…. ima…"
Chichiri was still torn. His amazing monkly powers tole him that shadow priestess was the evil force behind his school experience, making her the logical choice, but Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit currently had him cowering in the shadows (of which I am the priestess) in her fic. And Draconsis… He wasn't even going there.
"No da…"
"Chichiri-chan!" shadow priestess called. "Come over here or I'll…I'll write a Chichiri by Yuiren fic!!"
He took an unconscious step towards her, scared as he was of the concept.
"CHICHIRI BY CHUUEI!" Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit countered desperately.
"Oh yeah?" Draconsis laughed evilly. "Chichiri by…" Here she paused for effect. "TAMA-NEKO!!"
"What the-"
"aisare… ta… koto…ga… nai… kara… Blue Eyes…. Blue…"
Oh Suzaku. All those wonderful pairings. Personally, I think that Tasuki by Chichiri is cool, I wouldn't mind Chichiri by shadow priestess (^.^;;;;;;;;;), and Chichiri by Tasuki SUCKS!! Moving on. I've gotten a couple of reviews from people wondering how exactly I know what they would do in certain situations. The truth is, it just happens, like the humor. Notice how this fic is "General"? It was never meant to be funny. Humor just appears on the page. But if that explanation doesn't satisfy you, then get this- YOU'VE GOT A STALKER!!
UP NEXT- What have the other seishi been doing all this time in P.E.? (It's still open if you wanna be in it. Draconsis, do you want me to work fanfiction magic and have you in two places at once?)
AN- DAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I am HIGH!!! Time to write BAND!!!! *after a short rest* OK, I'm calm and listening to my FY CD. Anyways. Thanks to everyone who reviewed; reviews make me happiful!! And sometimes I go on fic reviewer fic reviewing sprees. So you could be next!! On we go.
CHAPTER 8- In which children are stuffed into places that children do not belong in and the author dumps herself in the fic.
"Say," Nuriko wondered as he walked into the band room. "Where're the others? I thought we all had the same schedules." He looked at Tasuki and Chichiri questioningly.
"They're in P.E. na no da," Chichiri announced in between singing Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai. "ZAZAZAZAAAA!!!!!" (AN- It's on my FY CD *shrugs*) "MINNA MATOMETE MENDOU MIRU NA NO DAAAAAaaaa…" He suddenly fell over, fast asleep.
At the front of the class, Amiboshi smirked as he put his flute down onto a stand. Unfortunately, he'd forgotten one little but very important detail- SHADOW PRIESTESS. (dun dun dun!!)
"HEY FLUTE-BOY!! What do you think you're _doing_ to my Chichiri-chan?" she demanded, shaking the poor flutist by the collar. "I am the all-powerful Priestess of Shadows, and by the power of the gods I darn you to forever have Blue Eyes, Blue run through your head!"
"Bit extreme, think you?" Nuriko remarked to Tasuki.
"Koori… tsu…ku…" Amiboshi began slowly. "Yo…. na… sabaku… NOOOOOOO!!!!!" He sat down under the stand and began rocking himself.
"Naseba naru de IKOU!!" Tasuki sang, hyper now that the teacher was pretty much useless. "Ochikonderarehen WA!!" (Just do it, and it'll work out! I'm not gonna be down!)
"Oh yes you are," Nuriko muttered. "Shut up and I just might spare your sorry butt."
As this was happening, Kryssa forced her way up to the front holding her saxophone. She picked up a megaphone. "All right, kids!! I'm the teacher now, we're all gonna take out our instruments and play 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'. Key of G, let's go!"
"Mary had a _what_?" Tasuki asked cluelessly. "A liter slam? Who writes these things?"
Shadow priestess rolled her eyes and bashed him on the head with her (cheap and annoying but I'm getting a new one today) violin. Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit's eyes glittered and she followed suit.
"Is that the best you can do?" Draconsis scoffed, stuffing Tasuki's head into a random tuba. After making sure he was securely fastened (Safety first!), she began to happily blast Tokimeki no Doukasen past the bandit's ears, shadow priestess providing unnecessarily loud vocals.
"NYAAO!!" she shrieked, jumping around like the hyper child she is. (On my CD, Mizukagami comes on after the "nyaao" which makes me high).
Chichiri, meanwhile, had revived and was looking very overly confused. After a moment, Kryssa took pity on the priest and beckoned him over to her spot. She handed him a sax.
"Now this end goes up…"
****
"Demo SUKOSHI, honno SUKOSHI," shadow priestess continued happily. "sono mama sekkin SHITAI… Waitasec. Kryssa, what are you doing with Chichiri- chan?" She ran over and glomped the poor monk. "Chichiri! Doncha wanna play the violin with ME? C'mon, I've got a Stradivarius!"
Unbeknownst to all, Chichiri had been taking money-grubbing lessons from Tamahome. A Stradivarius violin, he calculated, could easily be worth over 100 milllion yen. In other words, shadow priestess was his new best friend. (Don't I wish.)
Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit waved her arms frantically. "Chichiri!! Over here! I've got the Mendelssohn Strad!"
Chichiri could have sworn he saw Tamahome sitting on Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit's head. The Mendelssohn was the 170 milllion yen Strad. No way he was passing up THAT opportunity.
Draconsis bounced up and down on her tuba, which incidentally still contained Tasuki's head. "Hey Chichiri! If you don't come over here I'll show you the inside of these drums the painful way!" She pointed to Nuriko, who had a triangle around his neck and was steadily choking.
Now Chichiri was lost. He had three choices- the Mendelssohn, the joy of keeping his head out of the percussion set, or a Strad from the mentally off girl who was prancing in some crazy fantasy world singing her own twisted version of Mizukagami. (It's playing right now! Chichiri rocks. Oh yes.)
"Zutto… arui…te…iru…" Amiboshi said brokenly. "you…daaaaa…. Oh Seiruu… HELP! Watashi….o…un…da… sono…ai….wa…. ima…"
Chichiri was still torn. His amazing monkly powers tole him that shadow priestess was the evil force behind his school experience, making her the logical choice, but Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit currently had him cowering in the shadows (of which I am the priestess) in her fic. And Draconsis… He wasn't even going there.
"No da…"
"Chichiri-chan!" shadow priestess called. "Come over here or I'll…I'll write a Chichiri by Yuiren fic!!"
He took an unconscious step towards her, scared as he was of the concept.
"CHICHIRI BY CHUUEI!" Suzako no Miko Copy Cabbit countered desperately.
"Oh yeah?" Draconsis laughed evilly. "Chichiri by…" Here she paused for effect. "TAMA-NEKO!!"
"What the-"
"aisare… ta… koto…ga… nai… kara… Blue Eyes…. Blue…"
Oh Suzaku. All those wonderful pairings. Personally, I think that Tasuki by Chichiri is cool, I wouldn't mind Chichiri by shadow priestess (^.^;;;;;;;;;), and Chichiri by Tasuki SUCKS!! Moving on. I've gotten a couple of reviews from people wondering how exactly I know what they would do in certain situations. The truth is, it just happens, like the humor. Notice how this fic is "General"? It was never meant to be funny. Humor just appears on the page. But if that explanation doesn't satisfy you, then get this- YOU'VE GOT A STALKER!!
UP NEXT- What have the other seishi been doing all this time in P.E.? (It's still open if you wanna be in it. Draconsis, do you want me to work fanfiction magic and have you in two places at once?)