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{Theme Song}
{Narrator:} Two mysterious men showed up at the Tenchakai Boudaikai {Narrator:} And finally the battles in the Tenchakai Boudaikai are about to begin.
{Shampoo:} Herb.
{Uubu:} I think I'll have a little fun.
{Announcer:} Hello Everyone! The Competition is about to begin!!
[Title: What's wrong Genma!? The Impossible non-fight!]
*Fighters preparing for the competition, Genma looking worried*
{Genma:} [Thinking] I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose...
{Ryoga:} Akane, I've wanted to talk to you for a while about Wolf.
Doesn't he seem to be oddly familar?
{Akane:} He does doesn't he? But who is he?
{Ryoga:} [Thinking] Yeah and how much power does Uubu
really possess?
{Wolf:} [Thinking] Soon Genma... Soon you will be my next victim...
I can't wait!
{Shampoo:} Great-Grandmother.
{Cologne:} Hmm?{Shampoo:} Shampoo very excited!
{Cologne:} Seems we still need to work on you language.
Right, Shampoo?
{Shampoo:} [To Cologne] Yes great grandmother.
{Akari:} Ryoga's in the third fight. I'm getting excited!
{Audience Member 1:} I just want the tournament to start.
{Audience Member 2:} Me too.
{Akari:} I just know my Ryoga will win!
[Begins to have daydream about Ryoga and her
and having a family, complete with pet pigs]
{Kuno:} I want you to be loud! It's our duty as suitors for
the beautious Akane's hand to root for Akane!!
{Hentai Hoard:} Yes sir!
{Audience Members 1-500,000:} Shut up!!
{Announcer:} Sorry to keep you waiting!
Who will be victor of this competition!!? And as a reminder the
winner of this tournament gets 10 million yen!
{Announcer:} Now the first fight will commence.
First is Genma vs. Lone Wolf!
* Genma walks to the ring followed by Lone Wolf *
{Announcer:} Please start the second fight!!!
{Genma:} [Thinking] I can't use my strength!
{Genma:} [Thinking] Why...why is it so hard to fight him?
I've never met him before. I think I haven't ...
{Crowd:} What's wrong!? Why aren't you fighting!?
{Crowd:} Do something!!
{Announcer:} What's wrong? Please start!
{Crowd:} You're wasting our time!
{Crowd:} Do something!! We came to watch some fighting!!
Not a fashion show!!
{Announcer:} You're running out of time, please start!!
{Genma:} [Thinking] Impossible!!
{Akane:} What's wrong with Genma? He lookes like he saw a ghost.
{Cologne:} [Thinking] Damn him! Why did he show up!
{Genma:} [Thinking] It can't be Sa... Sa... Sa...
{Wolf:} You think you know who I am huh?
Well if you do it would be wise to just give up.
{Wolf:} [Echo] ...it would be wise to just give up.
{Wolf:} But right now, let's enjoy this game.
{Akane:} [Getting Angry] Genma...
{Announcer:} Is something wrong?
{Genma:} I surrender! [ Genma runs off ]
{Akane:} [Really angry] He surrenders...
GENMA NO BAKA! [Throws a mallet at Genma and knocks him out]
{Wolf:} [Thinking] I see, he figured out who I am.
But he's so much of a coward he wont say a word until its too late...
{Announcer:} Genma gives up. So Wolf wins without a fight!
{Announcer:} Lets move right along to the next fight!
Cologne v.s. Uubu
*Cologne and Uubu enters the ring*
{Audience Member 3:} I hope this fight is more intersting
than the last one.
{Audience Member 4:} Really...
{Crowd:} Look at the difference in their sizes.
{Crowd:} This won't even be a good fight.
{Crowd:} I feel sorry for Cologne.
{Audience Member 3:} Man whats the old hag doing in the ring!
{Audience Member 4:} This fight's gonna suck!
{Announcer:} Even though Uubu has a big advantage in size,
it doesn't look like he's going to hold back at all.
How will Cologne attempt to win!? Lets find out right now! Fight!
{Uubu:} Just because you look old doesn't mean
I know what you are capable of.
You are capable of nothing without your pathetic Amazon Laws
and council. I have trained in the harshes places
on Earth the past 7 years and am ready to to finally
get your full potential drawn out which isnt
much to begin with. This isn't just a game anymore Ku Lon.
{Cologne:} You may have taken a new name and trained a
bit more but I know who you are. You're R...
[ Uubu elbows Cologne ouy of the ring]
{Uubu:} Cologne, never take your eyes
off your enemy for even a split second. Because of that
you have lost the match in one hit. Oh well. There's no sense
in dwelling on it.
{Ryoga:} Uubu's a mean fighter. He just... just... cheated...
{Announcer:} No, its perfectly legal. The fight had already started.
{Ryoga:} Thats against the code of a martial artist though.
Your suppossed to do pre-fight banter. And...
{Announcer:} Alright folks are you ready
for the next explosive match?
{Ryoga:} Hey!
{Announcer:} [Thinking] This is incredible!!
I've waited for this forever...this is the way the Tenchakai Budokai
should be.
{Uubu:} [Thinking] Wolf... Soon you will be revealed...
And then I can use my full power!
{Announcer:} Continuing to the third fight... Akane vs. Ryoga.
Would both warriors come into the ring!!
{Announcer:} Both warriors come on down!
{Crowd:} I don't get it, why are the fights so boring!
{Announcer:} ...
{Akari:} Ryoga! Ryoga!
{Hentai Hoard:} Akane! Akane! Akane! Date wite me!
{Akane:} [Getting Angry] Grrrrrr...
{Ryoga:} [Thinking] I dont want to hurt Akane but how can
I win if I cant hit her?
{Akane:} Are you listening to me!?
{Ryoga:} Who, me?
{Akane:} I want you to go all out and if you dont I will
HURT YOU! Got IT!
{Ryoga:} [Gulp] Yes Akane.
{Ryoga:} [Thinking] Its times like this I wish I still could get lost...
* Begin Flashback * * About seven years ago *
{Cologne:} Ryoga.
{Ryoga:} Yeah?
{Cologne:} I have come across an acient artifact that
cures any curse. I'll let you use it to cure your curse
but you must find and bring back Ranma to me or you will
be hunted down by the Amazons.
{Ryoga:} I'll do it. Now give it here.
Ryoga was cured of his Jusenkyo curse along with his cursed
sense of direction. The next morning, the artifact was stolen
from the Nekohanten never to be seen again.
* End Flashback *
{Hentai Horde:} Akane! Akane! Akane! Date with me!
{Crowd:} Shut UP!
{Narrator:} Akane has made her appearance in the
competition and is aiming for the top.
But who is this Wolf person that Genma was completely helpless
against? And why is he looking at Akane like that?
{Ranma:} Hiya! I'm Ranma!
{Ryoga:} Hey, you aren't in the story! There's something
weird going on here.
{Uubu:} Hmm...
{Ranma:} Next time on Ranma 1/2: Rebirth -- Immortal
and Disgusting? The Mystery of The Lone Wolf!
{Herb:} I have a bad feeling about all this.
{Theme Song}
{Narrator:} Two mysterious men showed up at the Tenchakai Boudaikai {Narrator:} And finally the battles in the Tenchakai Boudaikai are about to begin.
{Shampoo:} Herb.
{Uubu:} I think I'll have a little fun.
{Announcer:} Hello Everyone! The Competition is about to begin!!
[Title: What's wrong Genma!? The Impossible non-fight!]
*Fighters preparing for the competition, Genma looking worried*
{Genma:} [Thinking] I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose...
{Ryoga:} Akane, I've wanted to talk to you for a while about Wolf.
Doesn't he seem to be oddly familar?
{Akane:} He does doesn't he? But who is he?
{Ryoga:} [Thinking] Yeah and how much power does Uubu
really possess?
{Wolf:} [Thinking] Soon Genma... Soon you will be my next victim...
I can't wait!
{Shampoo:} Great-Grandmother.
{Cologne:} Hmm?{Shampoo:} Shampoo very excited!
{Cologne:} Seems we still need to work on you language.
Right, Shampoo?
{Shampoo:} [To Cologne] Yes great grandmother.
{Akari:} Ryoga's in the third fight. I'm getting excited!
{Audience Member 1:} I just want the tournament to start.
{Audience Member 2:} Me too.
{Akari:} I just know my Ryoga will win!
[Begins to have daydream about Ryoga and her
and having a family, complete with pet pigs]
{Kuno:} I want you to be loud! It's our duty as suitors for
the beautious Akane's hand to root for Akane!!
{Hentai Hoard:} Yes sir!
{Audience Members 1-500,000:} Shut up!!
{Announcer:} Sorry to keep you waiting!
Who will be victor of this competition!!? And as a reminder the
winner of this tournament gets 10 million yen!
{Announcer:} Now the first fight will commence.
First is Genma vs. Lone Wolf!
* Genma walks to the ring followed by Lone Wolf *
{Announcer:} Please start the second fight!!!
{Genma:} [Thinking] I can't use my strength!
{Genma:} [Thinking] Why...why is it so hard to fight him?
I've never met him before. I think I haven't ...
{Crowd:} What's wrong!? Why aren't you fighting!?
{Crowd:} Do something!!
{Announcer:} What's wrong? Please start!
{Crowd:} You're wasting our time!
{Crowd:} Do something!! We came to watch some fighting!!
Not a fashion show!!
{Announcer:} You're running out of time, please start!!
{Genma:} [Thinking] Impossible!!
{Akane:} What's wrong with Genma? He lookes like he saw a ghost.
{Cologne:} [Thinking] Damn him! Why did he show up!
{Genma:} [Thinking] It can't be Sa... Sa... Sa...
{Wolf:} You think you know who I am huh?
Well if you do it would be wise to just give up.
{Wolf:} [Echo] ...it would be wise to just give up.
{Wolf:} But right now, let's enjoy this game.
{Akane:} [Getting Angry] Genma...
{Announcer:} Is something wrong?
{Genma:} I surrender! [ Genma runs off ]
{Akane:} [Really angry] He surrenders...
GENMA NO BAKA! [Throws a mallet at Genma and knocks him out]
{Wolf:} [Thinking] I see, he figured out who I am.
But he's so much of a coward he wont say a word until its too late...
{Announcer:} Genma gives up. So Wolf wins without a fight!
{Announcer:} Lets move right along to the next fight!
Cologne v.s. Uubu
*Cologne and Uubu enters the ring*
{Audience Member 3:} I hope this fight is more intersting
than the last one.
{Audience Member 4:} Really...
{Crowd:} Look at the difference in their sizes.
{Crowd:} This won't even be a good fight.
{Crowd:} I feel sorry for Cologne.
{Audience Member 3:} Man whats the old hag doing in the ring!
{Audience Member 4:} This fight's gonna suck!
{Announcer:} Even though Uubu has a big advantage in size,
it doesn't look like he's going to hold back at all.
How will Cologne attempt to win!? Lets find out right now! Fight!
{Uubu:} Just because you look old doesn't mean
I know what you are capable of.
You are capable of nothing without your pathetic Amazon Laws
and council. I have trained in the harshes places
on Earth the past 7 years and am ready to to finally
get your full potential drawn out which isnt
much to begin with. This isn't just a game anymore Ku Lon.
{Cologne:} You may have taken a new name and trained a
bit more but I know who you are. You're R...
[ Uubu elbows Cologne ouy of the ring]
{Uubu:} Cologne, never take your eyes
off your enemy for even a split second. Because of that
you have lost the match in one hit. Oh well. There's no sense
in dwelling on it.
{Ryoga:} Uubu's a mean fighter. He just... just... cheated...
{Announcer:} No, its perfectly legal. The fight had already started.
{Ryoga:} Thats against the code of a martial artist though.
Your suppossed to do pre-fight banter. And...
{Announcer:} Alright folks are you ready
for the next explosive match?
{Ryoga:} Hey!
{Announcer:} [Thinking] This is incredible!!
I've waited for this forever...this is the way the Tenchakai Budokai
should be.
{Uubu:} [Thinking] Wolf... Soon you will be revealed...
And then I can use my full power!
{Announcer:} Continuing to the third fight... Akane vs. Ryoga.
Would both warriors come into the ring!!
{Announcer:} Both warriors come on down!
{Crowd:} I don't get it, why are the fights so boring!
{Announcer:} ...
{Akari:} Ryoga! Ryoga!
{Hentai Hoard:} Akane! Akane! Akane! Date wite me!
{Akane:} [Getting Angry] Grrrrrr...
{Ryoga:} [Thinking] I dont want to hurt Akane but how can
I win if I cant hit her?
{Akane:} Are you listening to me!?
{Ryoga:} Who, me?
{Akane:} I want you to go all out and if you dont I will
HURT YOU! Got IT!
{Ryoga:} [Gulp] Yes Akane.
{Ryoga:} [Thinking] Its times like this I wish I still could get lost...
* Begin Flashback * * About seven years ago *
{Cologne:} Ryoga.
{Ryoga:} Yeah?
{Cologne:} I have come across an acient artifact that
cures any curse. I'll let you use it to cure your curse
but you must find and bring back Ranma to me or you will
be hunted down by the Amazons.
{Ryoga:} I'll do it. Now give it here.
Ryoga was cured of his Jusenkyo curse along with his cursed
sense of direction. The next morning, the artifact was stolen
from the Nekohanten never to be seen again.
* End Flashback *
{Hentai Horde:} Akane! Akane! Akane! Date with me!
{Crowd:} Shut UP!
{Narrator:} Akane has made her appearance in the
competition and is aiming for the top.
But who is this Wolf person that Genma was completely helpless
against? And why is he looking at Akane like that?
{Ranma:} Hiya! I'm Ranma!
{Ryoga:} Hey, you aren't in the story! There's something
weird going on here.
{Uubu:} Hmm...
{Ranma:} Next time on Ranma 1/2: Rebirth -- Immortal
and Disgusting? The Mystery of The Lone Wolf!
{Herb:} I have a bad feeling about all this.