* Last time on Ranma 1/2: Rebirth*
{Narrator:} The fights in the Tenchakai Boudaikai Martial
Arts Competition have finally begun. First off, Wolf demonstrated
his overpowering strength of telepathy.
{Genma:} [Thinking] It can't be? Sa... Sa... Sa...
{Wolf:} You think you know who I am huh? If you do, It would be
wise just to give up.
{Wolf:} [Echo] ... it would be wise just to give up.
{Genma:} I surrender! [Genma runs off]
{Akane:} He surrenders!? [Throws her mallet at him]
[Hits Genma and Genma falls over]
{Narrator:} Genma surrendered without a fight. Is Wolf
really that strong?
{Narrator:} After the annihalation of Cologne the third fight,
between Ryoga and the angry Akane, is about to begin.
[Title: Disgusting and Immortal!? The Mystery of The Lone Wolf!]
{Hentai Hoard:} Akane! Akane! Akane!
*Akane and Ryoga enter ring*
{Akane:} [Thinking] If Ryoga doesn't take me seriosly I'm gonna...
I'm gonna KILL HIM!
{Uubu:} She looks angry...
{Akari:} Ryoga, do your best!!
{Crowd:} Fight! Fight! Fight!
{Announcer:} Start the third fight between Ryoga and Akane!!
*Cologne facing Uubu*
{Uubu:} What do you want?
{Cologne:} I might be mistaken...I doubt it though...are you perhaps...
{Uubu:} What?
{Cologne:} Aren't you...Ranma...
{Uubu:} No. You're wrong.
{Uubu:} No... I used to be Ranma...
{Cologne:} I knew it, you returned to...
{Uubu:} I guess you could call me Ranma or Uubu but I am neither,
I suppose. I guess Ranma would work for a name since it is his persona
that has the most influence... {Ranma idly flick's his earrings}
{Cologne:} What?
*Akane attacks Ryoga*
{Announcer:} Akane started her attack right off!
{Announcer:} Impressive!! I haven't seen an attack this impressive in
a long time!
{Ranma:} Seven years ago I left because I heard about a man who
was a master martial artist and was rumored to be over a thousand
years old. I went to challenge him to a match.
{Cologne:} I see... you left without saying a word because you knew
that if you did you would be followed or stopped.
{Ranma:} Yes... but when I got there he was dying, no one
there except himself. And me. He somehow knew why I was there
and offered me something I couldn't refuse. Knowledge from a
martial artist who was over a thousand years old. I couldn't
believe what he told me to do next...
* Flashback, Seven years ago *
{Uubu:} Ranma...Take this earring...And put it on...your right...ear...
{Ranma:} Your joking. Right.
{Uubu:} Just do it... [ Uubu puts the earring on his left ear]
{Ranma:} Okay... [ Puts earring on his right ear]
{Ranma:} What the?
* Ranma and Uubu disappear in a bright flash of light *
The light dissapates and the Fusion of Uubu and Ranma appears.
He had darker skin and slightly spiker hair and was wearing Ranma's
trademark red and black chinese outfit.
*End Flashback*
{Ranma:} The knowledge of the art that we now wielded was immense.
But I found out form our combined memories that we had fused together
in body, mind and spirit by way of the Potarra Earrings, which were given
to him by Kami himself. Becaus of this I have found about the only
loophole in your laws. Since Ranma is "dead" your chase is over meaing...
{Ranma:} We're FREE MEN!
{Ranma:} Please don't tell anyone about the Potarra Fusion.
{Ranma:} I don't want anyone to know yet.
{Cologne:} Would'nt that make you a demi-god...
{Ranma:} I don't know.
{Kami:} Hmm... I sense a great evil but where?
{Announcer:} Ryoga's already been knocked down! I'll start the
count!!
{Announcer:} Ryoga's gotten up again! It looks like he's still
willing to fight!!
*Akane knocks Ryoga down again, he gets up again*
{Announcer:} Akane's attacks are incredible! But Ryoga's
endured everything so far!
{Announcer:} Ryoga's down!--He's getting up again!
{Announcer:} He's gotten up!
{Akane:} I thought I told you that I wanted you to take me seriously!
{Crowd:} She's doing pretty good.
{Audience Member 1:} He's much stronger than her though.
He's just standing there.
{Herb:} What a worthless fight.
*Akane knocks him down again*
{Announcer:} It's all over!
{Announcer:} She's a genius fighter!
{Announcer:} Even though Ryoga seems to have better endurance
than her, she's completely overpowered him!
{Akari:} Ryoga! You better win!
{Kuno:} Way to go Akane!
{Hentai Hoard:} Akane! Akane! Akane!
*Ryoga gets up*
{Akane:} Fight BACK!
{Announcer:} Oops, he's getting back up! What an
impressive display of toughness!
{Announcer:} This has become an unexpectedly powerful fight!
No matter how hard Akane attacks, Ryoga doesn't seem to feel a thing!
{Ryoga:} [Thinking] I have to win for Akari, but I can't hit a girl.
Damn! I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't!
*Fight; Akane knocks him down*
{Crowd:} Way to go!! It's over!!
{Announcer:} It's over!! No matter how tough Ryoga is, he
couldn't stand against Bideru's combination attacks!
{Announcer:} He...he stood up...
{Akane:} Fight... ME!
{Ryoga:} I guess I have no choice...
*Ryoga strikes Akane*
{Akari:} Go Ryoga!
{Akane:} See... that wasn't... so hard... was it...
{Ryoga:} If you want me to fight you I musn't hold back...
* Ryoga begins to gather chi coupled with depression *
{Crowd:} Wha..?
{Wolf:} It's almost time...
{Wolf:} In a few minutes this will be all over...
{Announcer:} What's This!!
{Uubu:} Oh no!
{Ryoga:} I'm sorry...
{Ryoga:} Shi Shi Hokadan!!!
* A huge green blast of chi hits Akane and explodes...*
{Announcer:} What!?
{Akane:} Ugh...
*He kicks her in the face, she goes flying through the air*
{Announcer:} Wow! Akane's flying again!
* She goes out of the ring*
{Announcer:} Ryoga Wins!
{Wolf:} [Thinking] Your mine!
* He leaps at Ryoga with a strainge device with a M on it...
{Narrator:} What's this!? Why is Wolf attacking Ryoga?
And with no one able to stop Wolf from attacking Ryoga,
what will happen?
{Ranma:} Hiya! I'm Ranma err... Uubu err... Ranma, yeah I'm Ranma.
{Ranma:} Wolf's mean. I can't believe he's going to attack Ryoga.
{Akari:} Cologne, aren't you going to help him?
{Ranma:} Next time on Ranma 1/2: Rebirth -- Ryoga's Helpless!
{Cologne:} What are we going to do?
{Narrator:} The fights in the Tenchakai Boudaikai Martial
Arts Competition have finally begun. First off, Wolf demonstrated
his overpowering strength of telepathy.
{Genma:} [Thinking] It can't be? Sa... Sa... Sa...
{Wolf:} You think you know who I am huh? If you do, It would be
wise just to give up.
{Wolf:} [Echo] ... it would be wise just to give up.
{Genma:} I surrender! [Genma runs off]
{Akane:} He surrenders!? [Throws her mallet at him]
[Hits Genma and Genma falls over]
{Narrator:} Genma surrendered without a fight. Is Wolf
really that strong?
{Narrator:} After the annihalation of Cologne the third fight,
between Ryoga and the angry Akane, is about to begin.
[Title: Disgusting and Immortal!? The Mystery of The Lone Wolf!]
{Hentai Hoard:} Akane! Akane! Akane!
*Akane and Ryoga enter ring*
{Akane:} [Thinking] If Ryoga doesn't take me seriosly I'm gonna...
I'm gonna KILL HIM!
{Uubu:} She looks angry...
{Akari:} Ryoga, do your best!!
{Crowd:} Fight! Fight! Fight!
{Announcer:} Start the third fight between Ryoga and Akane!!
*Cologne facing Uubu*
{Uubu:} What do you want?
{Cologne:} I might be mistaken...I doubt it though...are you perhaps...
{Uubu:} What?
{Cologne:} Aren't you...Ranma...
{Uubu:} No. You're wrong.
{Uubu:} No... I used to be Ranma...
{Cologne:} I knew it, you returned to...
{Uubu:} I guess you could call me Ranma or Uubu but I am neither,
I suppose. I guess Ranma would work for a name since it is his persona
that has the most influence... {Ranma idly flick's his earrings}
{Cologne:} What?
*Akane attacks Ryoga*
{Announcer:} Akane started her attack right off!
{Announcer:} Impressive!! I haven't seen an attack this impressive in
a long time!
{Ranma:} Seven years ago I left because I heard about a man who
was a master martial artist and was rumored to be over a thousand
years old. I went to challenge him to a match.
{Cologne:} I see... you left without saying a word because you knew
that if you did you would be followed or stopped.
{Ranma:} Yes... but when I got there he was dying, no one
there except himself. And me. He somehow knew why I was there
and offered me something I couldn't refuse. Knowledge from a
martial artist who was over a thousand years old. I couldn't
believe what he told me to do next...
* Flashback, Seven years ago *
{Uubu:} Ranma...Take this earring...And put it on...your right...ear...
{Ranma:} Your joking. Right.
{Uubu:} Just do it... [ Uubu puts the earring on his left ear]
{Ranma:} Okay... [ Puts earring on his right ear]
{Ranma:} What the?
* Ranma and Uubu disappear in a bright flash of light *
The light dissapates and the Fusion of Uubu and Ranma appears.
He had darker skin and slightly spiker hair and was wearing Ranma's
trademark red and black chinese outfit.
*End Flashback*
{Ranma:} The knowledge of the art that we now wielded was immense.
But I found out form our combined memories that we had fused together
in body, mind and spirit by way of the Potarra Earrings, which were given
to him by Kami himself. Becaus of this I have found about the only
loophole in your laws. Since Ranma is "dead" your chase is over meaing...
{Ranma:} We're FREE MEN!
{Ranma:} Please don't tell anyone about the Potarra Fusion.
{Ranma:} I don't want anyone to know yet.
{Cologne:} Would'nt that make you a demi-god...
{Ranma:} I don't know.
{Kami:} Hmm... I sense a great evil but where?
{Announcer:} Ryoga's already been knocked down! I'll start the
count!!
{Announcer:} Ryoga's gotten up again! It looks like he's still
willing to fight!!
*Akane knocks Ryoga down again, he gets up again*
{Announcer:} Akane's attacks are incredible! But Ryoga's
endured everything so far!
{Announcer:} Ryoga's down!--He's getting up again!
{Announcer:} He's gotten up!
{Akane:} I thought I told you that I wanted you to take me seriously!
{Crowd:} She's doing pretty good.
{Audience Member 1:} He's much stronger than her though.
He's just standing there.
{Herb:} What a worthless fight.
*Akane knocks him down again*
{Announcer:} It's all over!
{Announcer:} She's a genius fighter!
{Announcer:} Even though Ryoga seems to have better endurance
than her, she's completely overpowered him!
{Akari:} Ryoga! You better win!
{Kuno:} Way to go Akane!
{Hentai Hoard:} Akane! Akane! Akane!
*Ryoga gets up*
{Akane:} Fight BACK!
{Announcer:} Oops, he's getting back up! What an
impressive display of toughness!
{Announcer:} This has become an unexpectedly powerful fight!
No matter how hard Akane attacks, Ryoga doesn't seem to feel a thing!
{Ryoga:} [Thinking] I have to win for Akari, but I can't hit a girl.
Damn! I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't!
*Fight; Akane knocks him down*
{Crowd:} Way to go!! It's over!!
{Announcer:} It's over!! No matter how tough Ryoga is, he
couldn't stand against Bideru's combination attacks!
{Announcer:} He...he stood up...
{Akane:} Fight... ME!
{Ryoga:} I guess I have no choice...
*Ryoga strikes Akane*
{Akari:} Go Ryoga!
{Akane:} See... that wasn't... so hard... was it...
{Ryoga:} If you want me to fight you I musn't hold back...
* Ryoga begins to gather chi coupled with depression *
{Crowd:} Wha..?
{Wolf:} It's almost time...
{Wolf:} In a few minutes this will be all over...
{Announcer:} What's This!!
{Uubu:} Oh no!
{Ryoga:} I'm sorry...
{Ryoga:} Shi Shi Hokadan!!!
* A huge green blast of chi hits Akane and explodes...*
{Announcer:} What!?
{Akane:} Ugh...
*He kicks her in the face, she goes flying through the air*
{Announcer:} Wow! Akane's flying again!
* She goes out of the ring*
{Announcer:} Ryoga Wins!
{Wolf:} [Thinking] Your mine!
* He leaps at Ryoga with a strainge device with a M on it...
{Narrator:} What's this!? Why is Wolf attacking Ryoga?
And with no one able to stop Wolf from attacking Ryoga,
what will happen?
{Ranma:} Hiya! I'm Ranma err... Uubu err... Ranma, yeah I'm Ranma.
{Ranma:} Wolf's mean. I can't believe he's going to attack Ryoga.
{Akari:} Cologne, aren't you going to help him?
{Ranma:} Next time on Ranma 1/2: Rebirth -- Ryoga's Helpless!
{Cologne:} What are we going to do?