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Bachelor? Parties Chapter 16
It was the day before the big day. Lane, Paris, Louise, and Madeline kidnapped Rory for a bachelorette party. "You guys, I'm not a bachelorette. I'm already married." "Jess is having a bachelor party. Tristin is throwing it." "Great. They'll probably have strippers jumping out of cakes as we speak." Rory complained. "As far as we know, that's wrong. They're just...oh, I am not telling." Louise informed. They pulled up in front of the Crap Shack. Lorelai, Sookie, Emily, Drella, Miss Patty, Babette, and Sherry were already there. "Does your Mom know what we're doing, Lane?" Lane snickered. "Yeah, right. She thinks we are having a sleepover with Bible study and rice cakes for snacks." Rory giggled, "Right. We always have sleepovers like that." "Hello, girls." Sookie giggled, "We haven't done since my wedding." "You and Jackson happy, Sook?" Rory asked. "Yeah. I haven't told him, but I'm pregnant." More cheers sounded through the house. "Wow, that's great, Sookie!" "Thanks." The girls put their pajamas on and stretched out in front of the television.
Tristin had picked Jess up and drove him to a club. "Where are we going?" "The hottest club in Hartford. I got us some fake I.D.'s." Josh and Alec already had them. "Great." Luke, Morey, Andrew, Christopher, and Jackson were already waiting inside. Jess shifted uncomfortably. He didn't really know any of them besides Alec and Josh. Alec leaned over. "Wow, this club is for rich people. Look at all the stuff! Who's loaded?" "Tristin. He's one of Rory's friends from Chilton." "How does Miss Thang have money to go to a private school?" Jess glared at Alec. "Her grandparents." Jess nodded to Richard, who had just come in the door. "Chistopher! You came!" Richard said, delighted. "I wouldn't miss my little girl's wedding." "How's business?" "Booming as usual." Josh smirked to Jess, "Man, he likes the guy who knocked his daughter up way too much." "Josh..." "Sorry, sorry." Richard stopped in front of Jess. "Hello, Jess." "Hey." "I don't like you." "I know." "But for some reason, my granddaughter likes you." "I should hope so." "Excuse me?" "Nothing." "I want to give you no illusions that I might like you in the future, but I feel that I should extend an olive branch, so to speak, for Rory's sake." "Okay." "Rory mentioned to me you like to read. Perhaps your one redeeming quality. She says you really enjoy Hemingway. So, here is a gift for you. I'm giving you this olive branch." "A Farewell to Arms, first edition. Thanks, Grandpa." "Don't call me that. I am Mr. Gilmore." Jess smirked. "How about Richard." "Fine." "Fine." Richard went back to Christopher. Josh looked at Jess. "Her family adores you." "Oh, yes. They are my biggest fan club. They are making buttons as we speak." "All we need is for her dad's parents to join the club. Will they be there tomorrow?" "No. Rory didn't even invite the Haydens. I've never heard her talk about them." Tristin came over. "Let's get this party started. Time to dance with the ladies." "I can't dance, Tristin. I'll practically be cheating on Rory." "This is your bachelor party. It's allowed." "But I'm not a bachelor." "Doesn't matter. C'mon, Jess." "Fine." The younger guys went to the dance floor and began to dance.
Rory and the others were watching sappy romance movies and eating every junk food known to man. Lorelai had really outdone herself this time. The two continued their ritual of making up their own lines and repeating lines. Emily hadn't been to a sleepover in a very long time, so she found that she rather enjoyed it. Rory slipped into the kitchen, claiming to get more coffee. She picked up the phone and dialed it. "Jess?" He shouted back, "RORY!" "They kidnapped me!" They both said at the same time. The two laughed. "We're having a sleepover." "We're at a club. Everyone wants me to dance, but I feel bad. I don't want to dance without you." "Dance, Dodger. Pretend we aren't already married. And dance as much as you want, because this will be the last time you can, without me." "I guess." "Rea..." Lane grabbed the phone and said quickly, "No talking to the groom. Bye Jess." Lane hung up. "Lane!" "Rory! Get back in there. NOW!" Rory reluctantly went back into the living room.
Rory, Paris, Louise, Madeline, Lane and Lorelai were on their way to the salon. Emily had left early and Sookie was on her way to fix the cake. "This is fun." "Definitely." Their nails were painted and hair fixed. Rory had requested a French twist with baby's breath in her hair. Soon they were on their way to the Gilmore house to dress.
Bachelor? Parties Chapter 16
It was the day before the big day. Lane, Paris, Louise, and Madeline kidnapped Rory for a bachelorette party. "You guys, I'm not a bachelorette. I'm already married." "Jess is having a bachelor party. Tristin is throwing it." "Great. They'll probably have strippers jumping out of cakes as we speak." Rory complained. "As far as we know, that's wrong. They're just...oh, I am not telling." Louise informed. They pulled up in front of the Crap Shack. Lorelai, Sookie, Emily, Drella, Miss Patty, Babette, and Sherry were already there. "Does your Mom know what we're doing, Lane?" Lane snickered. "Yeah, right. She thinks we are having a sleepover with Bible study and rice cakes for snacks." Rory giggled, "Right. We always have sleepovers like that." "Hello, girls." Sookie giggled, "We haven't done since my wedding." "You and Jackson happy, Sook?" Rory asked. "Yeah. I haven't told him, but I'm pregnant." More cheers sounded through the house. "Wow, that's great, Sookie!" "Thanks." The girls put their pajamas on and stretched out in front of the television.
Tristin had picked Jess up and drove him to a club. "Where are we going?" "The hottest club in Hartford. I got us some fake I.D.'s." Josh and Alec already had them. "Great." Luke, Morey, Andrew, Christopher, and Jackson were already waiting inside. Jess shifted uncomfortably. He didn't really know any of them besides Alec and Josh. Alec leaned over. "Wow, this club is for rich people. Look at all the stuff! Who's loaded?" "Tristin. He's one of Rory's friends from Chilton." "How does Miss Thang have money to go to a private school?" Jess glared at Alec. "Her grandparents." Jess nodded to Richard, who had just come in the door. "Chistopher! You came!" Richard said, delighted. "I wouldn't miss my little girl's wedding." "How's business?" "Booming as usual." Josh smirked to Jess, "Man, he likes the guy who knocked his daughter up way too much." "Josh..." "Sorry, sorry." Richard stopped in front of Jess. "Hello, Jess." "Hey." "I don't like you." "I know." "But for some reason, my granddaughter likes you." "I should hope so." "Excuse me?" "Nothing." "I want to give you no illusions that I might like you in the future, but I feel that I should extend an olive branch, so to speak, for Rory's sake." "Okay." "Rory mentioned to me you like to read. Perhaps your one redeeming quality. She says you really enjoy Hemingway. So, here is a gift for you. I'm giving you this olive branch." "A Farewell to Arms, first edition. Thanks, Grandpa." "Don't call me that. I am Mr. Gilmore." Jess smirked. "How about Richard." "Fine." "Fine." Richard went back to Christopher. Josh looked at Jess. "Her family adores you." "Oh, yes. They are my biggest fan club. They are making buttons as we speak." "All we need is for her dad's parents to join the club. Will they be there tomorrow?" "No. Rory didn't even invite the Haydens. I've never heard her talk about them." Tristin came over. "Let's get this party started. Time to dance with the ladies." "I can't dance, Tristin. I'll practically be cheating on Rory." "This is your bachelor party. It's allowed." "But I'm not a bachelor." "Doesn't matter. C'mon, Jess." "Fine." The younger guys went to the dance floor and began to dance.
Rory and the others were watching sappy romance movies and eating every junk food known to man. Lorelai had really outdone herself this time. The two continued their ritual of making up their own lines and repeating lines. Emily hadn't been to a sleepover in a very long time, so she found that she rather enjoyed it. Rory slipped into the kitchen, claiming to get more coffee. She picked up the phone and dialed it. "Jess?" He shouted back, "RORY!" "They kidnapped me!" They both said at the same time. The two laughed. "We're having a sleepover." "We're at a club. Everyone wants me to dance, but I feel bad. I don't want to dance without you." "Dance, Dodger. Pretend we aren't already married. And dance as much as you want, because this will be the last time you can, without me." "I guess." "Rea..." Lane grabbed the phone and said quickly, "No talking to the groom. Bye Jess." Lane hung up. "Lane!" "Rory! Get back in there. NOW!" Rory reluctantly went back into the living room.
Rory, Paris, Louise, Madeline, Lane and Lorelai were on their way to the salon. Emily had left early and Sookie was on her way to fix the cake. "This is fun." "Definitely." Their nails were painted and hair fixed. Rory had requested a French twist with baby's breath in her hair. Soon they were on their way to the Gilmore house to dress.