Disclaimer: All Characters within FF7, FF7 itself, and items blah blah blah, Owned by Squaresoft and respective companies. This is simply a fan fiction, using their characters in my own personal understandings and portrayal of their characters that was left un-mentioned or UN-detailed within the game, blah blah blah, please don't steal my work or something.

Authors Note: Amazingly enough, I'm getting positive feedback in a constructive manner. Surprising, amusing, and generally gratifying. No 'wow, this is cool!' and nothing else, and no flames. Quite an encouragement to continue indeed. Maybe I'll go get the messenger, because there's no reply button for open discussion on the reviews. Ha ha. Anyway.

Quick answering to reviewers: The spelling and punctuation is likely off because I'm spell checking it in Dreamweaver 3, my HTML program. It catches a lot more mistakes than show up there. I do what I can, but I'm self taught and never really went to school, so you'll have to forgive me. I'm ever learning, after all. As for the OOCness of others writing; I'm not touching the topic. I've already stated I don't like how OOC people take some characters, or the PWP Lemons. Also on the OOCness... I'm having a really rough time keeping both of them in character. This story was, sadly, originally created to get the two of them in bed. It was requested by someone who shall remain unnamed. Since then, however, its taken a different turn. No big adventure for them, but I do have a different goal, of sorts. Wonder if I'll reach it.

Princess Artemis: Can't read your work until I'm done writing this one. I haven't been reading anything at all, just playing the game off and on, so only the game itself will be any influence on my writing. It's done me pretty good so far, but I've been known to change my style whenever I read someone else's work. (Should've seen the stuff I wrote after reading Scarlet Fever's FF8 work.. Anyone else's characters are just kinda shallow and depressingly predictable now.)

Has anyone noticed the plot holes yet? There's at least three. I plan on going back and altering them to fit correctly later.

This has gotten way too long. On to the story!

Like a Nailbat to the head...

"..- And at three thousand kilometers, the engine had started choking up on the altitude, and started to drop like a rock. Only seventeen at the time, I was sure I was dead, you know? At the same time, it had to be the most ultimate rush I'd ever experienced at the time. Not quite as dangerous as the barn catching fire, like I told you about earlier, but flying out over the ocean with no one realizing I had gone... Well, it wasn't all that attractive. Dropped almost half the distance before-"
The sky outside was beginning to lighten as Cid stood over Reno, ice on the lump on his head, the almost listless eyes of his captive glaring at him. He'd managed to get three more cups of tea and a serving of lasagna into him, but he'd refused to let him sleep. He was positive Reno was going to go mad before he got his information. It almost made him feel bad. Almost, but not quite. It was actually just slightly elating. After all, how many every day pilots could snap a professional?
Not to mention with the fourth cup of tea he was slowly pouring in to him, he'd have to empty that bladder of his sooner or later. He was a bit unsure if the man would wet himself rather than give up information. Looked like he was going to find out.
"- And the engine had apparently run out of fuel, the monitor I'd set on it had been used to monitor car fuel levels, which, considering they're ground vehicles, always have a pretty steady fuel level. Not at all designed for planes with an engine that would move in any direction with the plane, resulting in the fuel being spread all around the tank. The monitor has shorted out, as I later found out. So there I was, twenty-five hundred feet up in the air over rock cliffs and out of gas.-"
He could, un like other people he'd come across, think and talk of his experiences on separate levels. His voice, despite the herbal tea he had switched to several hours ago, was beginning to go horse, and Reno was blinking less and less.
He paused again, during his retelling of his adventures with another test plane, Aurora V. Not five, just V, named after the first girl he'd ever had a crush on. The same girl who left him because he couldn't stop talking about flight. But that was another story unto itself. He was draining his teacup once more, when it reached his ears. A mere whisper, but it was definitely something. He lowered his cup and watched Reno's lips move, barely a breath passing them.
"Eh? Say again?" He leaned a little closer, looking at him curiously. The fogged over eyes, his head still back against the back of the chair. But at his question, the lips sealed tight and he squeezed his eyes shut. Blast, something finally slipped from Reno, likely something he needed to know, and he'd missed it.
But it meant he'd broken through. He hoped anyway. He forced out a jovial tone through his aching throat, reaching up and prying Reno's eyes open again.
"Ah-Ah, didn't your mother ever tell you to look at a person who's talking to you? Pay attention, boy, you might learn something! Now. Where was I.. Oh dear, I seem to have lost my place. Guess I'll have to start all over from the beginning."
Reno groaned softly and his expression weakened, another whisper slipping past his lips, beckoning Cid to come closer, and he would tell all. He complied, leaning closer to the obviously mentally ill man, tilting his ear towards his mouth and resting a hand on his shoulder. What could he do in this state?
One thing, apparently.
"SUCK COCK, YOU CRAZY FUCKING BASTARD!"
Unlike Cid, Reno hadn't been doing any talking through the night, and had a perfectly functioning throat and vocal cords as he screamed into his captor's ear, his resolve and cold hard eyes cleared and ever defiant. There was nothing and no one that was going to steal from him what he was out to achieve.
Cid stumbled back, holding his ear tightly, head ringing, and he snarled.
"Insolent little whelp!"
The back of Cid's fist slammed into Reno's cheek, knuckles biting into his sickly pale skin. Still wincing in pain from the yell, he caught the chair before it could fall again, as Reno had tried to escape again. He dragged the chair down onto its back and placed a boot hard against his chest, and a knee on the floor beside his head. "Tell me, god damn you!"
"Eat shit and die, fucktard!" Reno hawked and spat a glob of phlegm up against his captors face. Woops, too much. It hit and came stringing back down onto his own face. He didn't even flinch, just let his grin speak for itself, before he was hit across the face again.
"I hope you know, I don't usually hit women, but in your case, I'll make an exception!" He pulled back his fist, rubbing the knuckles a bit, and wiping his face off. The last blow had the redhead spitting blood from his lip.
"I hope you crash into a mountain in that goddamned glider, impale yourself on the rocks, and have a long, drawn out death!" Reno yelled back at him, boozy mind latching onto some of the information it had been force fed through the night.
"Fuck you!" Cid yelled, finding his fist in the Turk's face again, breaking the nose. He felt the bone slide and jolt upwards under his hand. He'd broken it and he was going to kill him with his own bone, by driving the thin bone spike up into his brain. What's better than a Turk at your door? A dead one.
Reno was going to die. It struck him like a car hitting a chikobo. He screamed one word that he'd ever wanted on his dying lips. His goal, as it was apparently going to be unachieved forever.
"REEVE!"
And that was it. The searing pain remained a searing pain. It didn't decrease and it didn't rise. The bone stopped moving and the pressure to his face and chest was removed. Cid wandered over to the sink and washed off his hands, chuckling.
"Figured that would work. No one to be loyal to other than yourself now. Those conditions of yours must have broken down under all that alcohol. Who's Reeve, hmm?" He spoke, a tone of triumph in his voice as he brought a wet, warm cloth back to his floored captive, up-righting him once more and wiping him down. He'd call the doctor in a few minutes. A broken nose left unattended was rarely a good thing.
"Fuck! You fucking piece of shit! Fuck you! Fucking Fu- MPH!" Reno was unable to finish his sentence as he was effectively gagged by a damp towel practically being shoved down his throat. Cid grimaced slightly.
"Well, now you have permission to shut the hell up. You can tell me later, after I have the doctor come and look at you. Now be a good boy," And Cid grinned at this, because he knew it was going to be impossible for him to do otherwise, "And don't go anywhere." And headed for the door, smiling with a warm feeling of satisfaction as he heard the muffled hells and screams of the man being left behind him.

Yes, life was still too good to be so carelessly thrown away. If he'd ended it when he couldn't return to space, he never would've experienced this. The doctor was unsettled with actually diagnosing someone with such a reputation, but under Cid's stern glare, and holding of the very angry redhead, it was delt with fairly well. It'd take a few weeks before the bone structure healed again, but he'd be fine in the end.
Provided he actually told Cid what he wanted to know. He'd made it very apparent to both of them that he may have to call the doctor back over the next few days, if something happened 'accidentally'. He got the doctor to look his bump over as well, and Reno's health in general. It wasn't a completely clean bill of health, but it was about as good as he expected. And to following the doctors orders, he finally allowed Reno to sleep. Still tied to the chair, but he gave him a break. Even moved him to a different room. On his back with a pillow under his head and hands. Not comfortable, but suitable. He'd plainly told Reno he wasn't going to let him go until he got all he wanted to know.

He had a feeling the nest week was going to prove interesting.

(( Woops, this one is a little shorter than I intended it to be, but hey, its pretty good for one sitting! ))