SSBM rent a hotel room
~~~~~ Thru Link's Eyes ~~~~~
I rode Epona down the road coming back from fussing at the idiots who made me look relly (i cant speel) stupid in the new Gamecube game. I hoped of Epona to notice everyone's infront of a tent were the mansion was.
Me: Stupid idots. HEY WHATS EVERYONE DOING INFRONT OF THE MANSHIN?!
Peach: (shrieks like a scared school girl) Cockroaches (screams and faints)
Me: U sure it was cokroches? Ill go check. (i walk in the fumagated house and instantly wint black. I woke up later in a puddle of mud)
Mario: I wonder why they-a asked me to put-a Link here?
Zelda: Mario, u idiot. I was pointing to the couch behind the puddle of mud!
Mario: (walks over me and sits on couch) oh okay-a!
me: idot.
Mario: whats an idot-a?
me: no just idot.
Mario: Thats what I said, idot....-a.
me: Forget it (i stand up walk over to everyone but Mario) Well wheree are we supost to stiaee?
Samus: I rented a Xtra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra large hotel room.
me: Oh okay (i look around) Where Gannondorf?
C. Falcon: he said (in Gannondorf voyce) I have 2 do..... stuff (in C. Falcon voyce. Turns head to the left) What stuff? (in gannondorf voyce) stuff. (in C. Falcon voyce. Turns head to the left) What stuff? (turns head to right. in gannondorf voyce) stuff. (in C. Falcon voyce. Turns head to the left) What stuff? (turns head to right. in gannondorf voyce) stuff. (in C. Falcon voyce. Turns head to the left) What stuff? (turns head to right. in gannondorf voyce) stuff! (turns head to left. in C.Falcon voyce. Whimpers) o...kay.
me: Lets go to the room (van pulls up to drivway. I turn to Zelda) Whos driving that?
Zedla: (OH CRAP I FORGOT HOW TO TYPE MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME!) No... one AH! And my name is Zelda. Z-E-L-D-A!
me: oh okay. I'll remember that.
Z-E-L-D-A: Thanks. HEY!!!
me: sorri. I culd not resyst (that line was in Atlantis: Lost Empire)
Zelda: Thanx for spelling mi name right. Lets go! (we drive away and arrive at a hotel)
me: Why is the hotel called. U WONT GET SLEEP (censored) (we walk into our room)
???: Get out! (fart) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
me: hahaha he farted. Hahaha
Luigi: Somebody baking brownies. (Those lines from: South Park) (Luigi picks up a book and starts bonking me with it)
me: hey (bonk) stop (bonk) hitting (bonk) me Luigi! hey i went thru alot words without a bonk. (bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk) Ow! (bonk)
???: Get out (multypull farts) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!
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Who is ???
Why does he/she have gas???
How many fingers am I holding up???
3!
~~~~~ Thru Link's Eyes ~~~~~
I rode Epona down the road coming back from fussing at the idiots who made me look relly (i cant speel) stupid in the new Gamecube game. I hoped of Epona to notice everyone's infront of a tent were the mansion was.
Me: Stupid idots. HEY WHATS EVERYONE DOING INFRONT OF THE MANSHIN?!
Peach: (shrieks like a scared school girl) Cockroaches (screams and faints)
Me: U sure it was cokroches? Ill go check. (i walk in the fumagated house and instantly wint black. I woke up later in a puddle of mud)
Mario: I wonder why they-a asked me to put-a Link here?
Zelda: Mario, u idiot. I was pointing to the couch behind the puddle of mud!
Mario: (walks over me and sits on couch) oh okay-a!
me: idot.
Mario: whats an idot-a?
me: no just idot.
Mario: Thats what I said, idot....-a.
me: Forget it (i stand up walk over to everyone but Mario) Well wheree are we supost to stiaee?
Samus: I rented a Xtra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra large hotel room.
me: Oh okay (i look around) Where Gannondorf?
C. Falcon: he said (in Gannondorf voyce) I have 2 do..... stuff (in C. Falcon voyce. Turns head to the left) What stuff? (in gannondorf voyce) stuff. (in C. Falcon voyce. Turns head to the left) What stuff? (turns head to right. in gannondorf voyce) stuff. (in C. Falcon voyce. Turns head to the left) What stuff? (turns head to right. in gannondorf voyce) stuff. (in C. Falcon voyce. Turns head to the left) What stuff? (turns head to right. in gannondorf voyce) stuff! (turns head to left. in C.Falcon voyce. Whimpers) o...kay.
me: Lets go to the room (van pulls up to drivway. I turn to Zelda) Whos driving that?
Zedla: (OH CRAP I FORGOT HOW TO TYPE MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME!) No... one AH! And my name is Zelda. Z-E-L-D-A!
me: oh okay. I'll remember that.
Z-E-L-D-A: Thanks. HEY!!!
me: sorri. I culd not resyst (that line was in Atlantis: Lost Empire)
Zelda: Thanx for spelling mi name right. Lets go! (we drive away and arrive at a hotel)
me: Why is the hotel called. U WONT GET SLEEP (censored) (we walk into our room)
???: Get out! (fart) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
me: hahaha he farted. Hahaha
Luigi: Somebody baking brownies. (Those lines from: South Park) (Luigi picks up a book and starts bonking me with it)
me: hey (bonk) stop (bonk) hitting (bonk) me Luigi! hey i went thru alot words without a bonk. (bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk) Ow! (bonk)
???: Get out (multypull farts) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!
________________________________________________________________________
Who is ???
Why does he/she have gas???
How many fingers am I holding up???
3!