A/N: I really, REALLY expected to get this up sooner. But I got lazy every
time I thought of doing it, so I never really got around to making another
chapter. Bad, BAD me! Anyway, I had nothing to do today, so I decided to
continue this fic. I'm gonna stop writing new ficcys, because they just
slow me down on finishing the rest of my stories (GO READ THEM! GO!). Well,
hope you like this chapter. R&R!
Disclaimer: Did I not do this in the first chapter? Do I HAVE to do it again? Aww. Fine. I repeat: Anything you CAN recognize in this fic is not mine; anything you can't recognize in the fic probably is mine!
"Happy Noodle Boy's Escape"
A really, REALLY stupid fic by SATURNIA
Chapter 2: "He is Unleashed"
DAY 1
Our favorite stick figure walked up to a sleeping hobo, leaned down, and stared at it curiously. The people of the 'real world' were different. More.3D. More. Detailed. To the people of the real world, Noodle boy was a piece of paper walking across the street. Yet, most of the people of the real world didn't really seem to care (Except for the JtHM fans, who stare, and stare, and stare, and stare... It rhhhhhyyyymes.).
Well, time to use his AMAZING ranting powers on the people of the real world! Noodle Boy walks up to a random boy (his name was.. Bob. He is, somehow, related to Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop). HNB staaaaaaaared at Bob for a looooooong time, until-"EVIL POPTART! I SEE PIXY STIX! THE BIRDS! THE BIIIIIRDS!" Noodle Boy screamed in Bob's face. Sadly to say, Bob ran screaming. The people of the real world are not used to a piece of paper running right up to them and screaming nonsense in their face.
After noodle boy had wandered aimlessly around the city for an hour or so, he spotted something of interest. It was a small store, with the word 'Starbuck' (the 's' is missing) on top. He gleefully ran inside, and went straight up to the counter, since there was no line. You see, this was not a popular Starbucks. It was.. Oh, wait, I'm swerving away from the actual story now. I will shut up. Noodle Boy saw no one in sight, so he decided to bang loudly on the counter, yelling "NACHO, NACHO, NACHO!" over and over again until.. Some one came! GASP!
"SIR! Please stop it with the banging and the yelling and the screaming, you almost woke up the manager!" (A/N: That's a personal joke. I just HAD to put it in. 'Course, I didn't really have to tell you that it's a personal joke, but. what ever.) someone named. 'Starbucks: Hi! My name is: Kenneth' (A/N: Heheh.) said "INSIDE CPU!" HNB shrieked at him. "Okay, OKAY! What will you have, sir?" Noodle Boy paused for a moment to think it over, then screamed "NIKE, JUST DO IT!"
He then grabbed a napkin, and shoved it into Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth's mouth. Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth took the napkin out of his mouth, gave Noodle Boy a weird look, and said "Well. I'm probably not gonna get an understandable answer from you, so I'll just get you some regular coffee-no, DECAF coffee. Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth gave HNB one last weird look before walking away to make the coffee.
In his spare time (as Kenneth was making the coffee), Noodle boy scattered the napkins about the floor of the Starbucks, upturned trash cans, took one of those caramel-squirty-thingys, and squirted caramel all over the walls, and as his last and final. thingy, he took those bags of coffee beans, and poured them over the napkins.
Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth finally came back with Noodle Boy's coffee, and because of his amazing stupid-ness, he didn't notice the mess. Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth handed HNB the coffee "Thank you, that'll be $2.50, please." Noodle boy grabbed the coffee and yelled " Moo cow, loo cow, chippity woo!", and ran out of the store. "WAIT! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THAT!" Kenneth yelled after him, then sighed, hanging his head "Just my luck." He then looked up over the counter and blinked "Hey, where'd this mess come from?"
A/N: Aww, I would've continued it until he went to sleep, but I LOVE that ending! ^_^ Mwaha! I'm putting some of my friends in this, cuz that's fun to do. Yes, Kenneth is my friend, but he is waaaaaaay OOC. I'm so ashaaaamed. Well, anyways. Hopefully, the next chapter will be up soon. HOPEFULLY.
~SATURNIA
Disclaimer: Did I not do this in the first chapter? Do I HAVE to do it again? Aww. Fine. I repeat: Anything you CAN recognize in this fic is not mine; anything you can't recognize in the fic probably is mine!
"Happy Noodle Boy's Escape"
A really, REALLY stupid fic by SATURNIA
Chapter 2: "He is Unleashed"
DAY 1
Our favorite stick figure walked up to a sleeping hobo, leaned down, and stared at it curiously. The people of the 'real world' were different. More.3D. More. Detailed. To the people of the real world, Noodle boy was a piece of paper walking across the street. Yet, most of the people of the real world didn't really seem to care (Except for the JtHM fans, who stare, and stare, and stare, and stare... It rhhhhhyyyymes.).
Well, time to use his AMAZING ranting powers on the people of the real world! Noodle Boy walks up to a random boy (his name was.. Bob. He is, somehow, related to Billy Bob Joe Bob Boop Boop A Doop). HNB staaaaaaaared at Bob for a looooooong time, until-"EVIL POPTART! I SEE PIXY STIX! THE BIRDS! THE BIIIIIRDS!" Noodle Boy screamed in Bob's face. Sadly to say, Bob ran screaming. The people of the real world are not used to a piece of paper running right up to them and screaming nonsense in their face.
After noodle boy had wandered aimlessly around the city for an hour or so, he spotted something of interest. It was a small store, with the word 'Starbuck' (the 's' is missing) on top. He gleefully ran inside, and went straight up to the counter, since there was no line. You see, this was not a popular Starbucks. It was.. Oh, wait, I'm swerving away from the actual story now. I will shut up. Noodle Boy saw no one in sight, so he decided to bang loudly on the counter, yelling "NACHO, NACHO, NACHO!" over and over again until.. Some one came! GASP!
"SIR! Please stop it with the banging and the yelling and the screaming, you almost woke up the manager!" (A/N: That's a personal joke. I just HAD to put it in. 'Course, I didn't really have to tell you that it's a personal joke, but. what ever.) someone named. 'Starbucks: Hi! My name is: Kenneth' (A/N: Heheh.) said "INSIDE CPU!" HNB shrieked at him. "Okay, OKAY! What will you have, sir?" Noodle Boy paused for a moment to think it over, then screamed "NIKE, JUST DO IT!"
He then grabbed a napkin, and shoved it into Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth's mouth. Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth took the napkin out of his mouth, gave Noodle Boy a weird look, and said "Well. I'm probably not gonna get an understandable answer from you, so I'll just get you some regular coffee-no, DECAF coffee. Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth gave HNB one last weird look before walking away to make the coffee.
In his spare time (as Kenneth was making the coffee), Noodle boy scattered the napkins about the floor of the Starbucks, upturned trash cans, took one of those caramel-squirty-thingys, and squirted caramel all over the walls, and as his last and final. thingy, he took those bags of coffee beans, and poured them over the napkins.
Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth finally came back with Noodle Boy's coffee, and because of his amazing stupid-ness, he didn't notice the mess. Starbucks: Hi! My name is Kenneth handed HNB the coffee "Thank you, that'll be $2.50, please." Noodle boy grabbed the coffee and yelled " Moo cow, loo cow, chippity woo!", and ran out of the store. "WAIT! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THAT!" Kenneth yelled after him, then sighed, hanging his head "Just my luck." He then looked up over the counter and blinked "Hey, where'd this mess come from?"
A/N: Aww, I would've continued it until he went to sleep, but I LOVE that ending! ^_^ Mwaha! I'm putting some of my friends in this, cuz that's fun to do. Yes, Kenneth is my friend, but he is waaaaaaay OOC. I'm so ashaaaamed. Well, anyways. Hopefully, the next chapter will be up soon. HOPEFULLY.
~SATURNIA