Identities.....or not?
DesertRose: that's right, it's blooper time!
Nimu: huzzah, she forgot!
DesertRose: right after Disclaimer time.
Nimu: oy bay. I knew it was too good to be true
DesertRose: yup life sucks sometimes.
Nimu: I'll never do it! Never!
DesertRose (whacks nimu with chibi hammer of doom) oops, now who's going to do the disclaimer?
Nimu: @_@
Yat: @_@
DesertRose (sigh) I don't own yu-gi-oh, very sadly, but these two unconscious figments are my own. Enjoy the behind the sceens! Lights, camera, action!
~~~~~~~~~~~STUFF!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Employee's lounge)
Y B (stretched out on the sofa) ah, free at last.
Azriel (sigh) I'm so bored.
Yami: ditto
Sakuren: hey, I'm the oldest one here!
Jou: no, I am.
Sakuren: sure, by like twenty years.
Kantum (walks in, cocks his head at Jou/Pegasus look alike) who's the old guy?
Jou: dou! _
All (snicker)
Scarab (backs away from Jou) oh no, old guys......
Sakuren: are you afraid of EVERYTHING Scarab?
Scarab: oh no......pink fluffy bunnies! Aie! On the wall! Everywhere!
Azriel (sigh)
Y B: that lunatic is actually related to you?
Azriel: supposedly.
Y B (winks at her from his position on the couch) come here Azriel
Azriel (raises eyebrow) why?
Yami: I can see where this is going......
Kantum: Ayah! Azriel is here?!
Yami: yes, right there (points)
Kantum: help me! I still can't forget the last time she kissed me. (shudder) freaky......
Yami: yes, and then she tried to kill me.
Kantum: but I stopped her!
Yami: at the last moment
Kantum: still.......you know how annoying it is to be stuck as a little kid?
Yami (narrows eyes)
Kantum: no offense! Yugi isn't....well not that....well, he's kind of sho....
Yami: don't even say the S word
Scarab: the pink bunnies!
Y B: come here already!
Azriel: no.
Y B: I said come here!
Azriel (shakes head)
Y B (gets up and grabs her arm) now come here!
Azriel: Grrrrrr!
Y B (drags her face downward and kisses her hard)
Azriel: gah!
Y B: ^_^
Scarab: THE BUNNIES!!!!
All (stare at him) bunnies?
Sakuren: Slave, what have you been eating?
Scarab: some white stuff in that cabinet
Sakuren: hmmmmmm..
Jou: I am NOT old. I'm just....
Sakuren (inspecting the cupboards) ancient
Jou: no, technically we are all over three thousand years old.
Sakuren: well you're always going to be three thousand and fifty while we're all younger than that
Jou: fifty?!
Scarab: beware of the bunnies!
Azriel: I'm going to kill you!
Y B: you'd have to kill my aibou and he's not here right now.
Azriel (grumbles) I can still kick you're @$$
Y B: a female whip me? I doubt that.
Azreil: are you saying I'm weak?!
Y B: of course.
Azriel: that's it! You will die!
Yami (sigh)
Kantum: what's wrong oh mighty one?
Yami: them.
Kantum: hey look, what's Sakuren got? Can anyone read?
Sakuren and Jou: I can! No, me! Stop that! Stop copying me! No, I'm opening it! GRRRRRR!!!!
Jou: it says S-u-g-a-r.
Sakuren: sugar
Jou: I'm going to open it!
Sakuren: well I found it!
Yami: you both are supposed to be the oldest her and yet you fight like children. Since I am pharaoh here, I will open it. (does so)
Scarab: noooo! The bunnies will get you!
(an hour later...)
Yugi (knocks on the employee lounge door) er...Yamis? (opems it and gasps)
(Scarab and Kantum were running around in circles screaming RUN! THE FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES!!! AIE!!! Jou and sakuren were giggling stupidly, pouring some half and half and coffee into their mouths. Yami was jabbering really fast and sitting on the head of the couch screeching RUN HORSES! RUN! WUAHH HAHAHAHA! I SHALL WIN THIS CHARIOT RACE! I'M THE PHAROAH! And Y B chasing Azriel around the room)
Yugi: er......
Kantum: the BUNNIES!
Azriel (giggling insanly) go away! (hiccups) go (hic) away!
Y B: never!
Yami: Ride my stallions, ride!
Yugi: hello? Guys?
Sakuren: can't you see the sign? It says no mortals allowed!
Jou: no, I can't see it stupid girl, I'm a immortal!
Sakuren: huh?
Jou: what?
Yugi (rises to his toes and screams) HELLO?!
All (stop what they are doing) ???
Yugi: I just need a cup of sugar.
All: nooooo!
Scarab: not the sugar!
Azriel: not the precious beautiful food of the gods!
Jou: nooo!
Y B: never, never or ill send the giant pink bunnies after you!
Yugi: yami?
Yami (jumps down and looks down at yugi. Looking very serious) perhaps he is right.
All: what?!
Yami (solemnly) give me the sugar bag.
Jou (reluctantly gives him the bag)
Yugi (holds hand out)
Yami (suddenly gulps it all down) MUAH HAHAHA!
Kantum: noooo!
Yugi goes teary eyed)
Yami (cough) what did I just do?
All (shrug)
(the door slams on yugi. Joey walks up to him.)
Joey: what's goin on yuge?
Yugi (shrugs looking very confused) look for yourself
Joey (cracks the door open. Jou and Sakuren are now swaying side by side on the counter, singing something like cum by ah only in Egyptian. Scarab lay twitching on the ground, Kantum was clutching Yami's pant leg and Y Bakura had Azriel pinned to the wall but they were both kissing each other. Then he closes it) I've learned a very important lesson right now
Yugi: what?
Joey: never let yamis eat sugar.
Yugi: you've got that right.
Joey: pixie stix?
Yugi :sure!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Blooper one, scene one of chapter one. When the teacher begins his math lesson~~
Teacher: Hey, HEY! Be quiet! (the class keeps talking) I SAID QUIET!!!
(silence)
Teacher: Now, where was I? Ah yes. Sit Nimu. And now we will begin our math lesson. Problem one, if the clown has ten pies in each hand and twenty on his head minus the amount when.
Joey: the answer is two sir.
Teacher: excuse me?
Joey: it's two!
Teacher: (sneers) can you prove that?
Yugi: er, Joey, you know this isn't in the script?
Joey :sure (goes to the board and writes out a complex formula that covers the whole board) the answer is therefore two
Nimu: @_@
Joey (sits back down) continue Mr.Tsunagi
Teacher (mouth opened) that's it! I'm going to my trailer! (walks out crying)
Yugi: @_@
Tea: what...was THAT?
Joey: what?
All (anime fall)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Scene right after when Yugi closes is eyes and feels the strange aura~~~~~
Bakura (tapping him from behind) Yugi.
Yugi: What is it?
Bakura: That girl on your left.there's something wrong about her.
Yugi: Huh? What are you saying?
Bakura (whispering softly) Close your eyes, do you feel it now?
Yugi (closes eyes and feels.....nothing?) er.
Bakura: oh my.
Yugi: (closes eyes and feels....still nothing)
Bakura: damn, the fan's broken
Yugi: Bakura, you're the quiet guy remember? No swearing.
Bakura: d---darn.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura (tapping him from behind) Yugi.
Yugi: What is it?
Bakura: That girl on your left.there's something wrong about her.
Yugi: Huh? What are you saying?
Bakura (whispering softly) Close your eyes, do you feel it now?
Yugi (closes eyes and feels...warm? HOT!) yeowch!
Bakura: no, I didn't say heating lamp!
Yugi: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~scene from Spy Bakura, when he sees her in the music store and the door slams open~
(he brought his hands to his ears, shaking his head and letting pale locks fall over his eyes. Still humming loudly to himself, Bakura passed a new music shop that had just opened up a while back. Instinctively he glanced inside only to see..)
Bakura: Her!
Y B //shut up fool!//
Bakura /why? She has head phones on. She can't hear me/
Y B //....//
Bakura: ^__^
(suddenly she vanishes from view.)
Bakura: Where did she go..?
WHAM!
Bakura: Ayah! (tumbles into the street)
Y B: medic!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene, take two~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(he brought his hands to his ears, shaking his head and letting pale locks fall over his eyes. Still humming loudly to himself, Bakura passed a new music shop that had just opened up a while back. Instinctively he glanced inside only to see..)
Bakura: Her!
Y B //shut up fool!//
Bakura /why? She has head phones on. She can't hear me/
Y B //....//
Bakura: ^__^
(suddenly she vanishes from view.)
Bakura: Where did she go..?
WHAM!
Bakura (dodges it)
Nimu: Bakura! You're supposed to get hit by the door you idiot!
Bakura (sadly) Nimu. Do I have to?
Nimu (death glares) yes!
Bakura: what if I don't?
Nimu: ill let Azriel handle that. Or DesertRose.
Bakura (anime sigh) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene, take three~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(he brought his hands to his ears, shaking his head and letting pale locks fall over his eyes. Still humming loudly to himself, Bakura passed a new music shop that had just opened up a while back. Instinctively he glanced inside only to see..)
Bakura: Her!
Y B //shut up fool!//
Bakura /why? She has head phones on. She can't hear me/
Y B //....//
Bakura: ^__^
(suddenly she vanishes from view.)
Bakura: Where did she go..?
WHAM!
Bakura (dodges again)
Nimu: Bakura!
Bakura: i.....can't do it.
Nimu: oh Azriel!
Y B (grabs a cell phone and prepares to call nine one one)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~from Yami Phone home? As they talk with the THING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: Who or what are you?
Voice (faintly) I am the endless abyss itself, the blowing sands of eternity. I neither begin nor end. I am forever and whole, as well as nothing.
Azriel: I'm so impressed. Can we just skip this? It's so baka that we're talking to a little metal box.
Baka: did someone call me?
All: ???
Yami: d-did you just talk?
Baka: nope
Yami: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: Who or what are you?
Voice (faintly) I am the endless abyss itself, the blowing sands of eternity. I neither begin nor end. I am forever and whole, as well as nothing (cough hack cough) oh, I need some water. Water!
All: _
Voice: Water! (cough) ack. Colds, you gotta hate em.
Yami: oy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same chapter only later when they begin to vanish~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sakuren: this can't be the end of the world..can it?
Scarab (crying) I don't understand any of this!
Y B: You! Second Keeper of the sphere! That THING said you knew what would happen.
All (turn to her)
Girl: Well I don't!
Yami (narrows eyes, strolling around the fire to her) you do know.
Girl (now she starts to fade) ^_^
Yami: still here
Girl: what? (looks at hands) oh come on.
Yami (sigh)
Girl: just a minute
Everyone (waits for three days)
Girl: just another second.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sakuren: this can't be the end of the world..can it?
Scarab (crying) I don't understand any of this!
Y B: You! Second Keeper of the sphere! That THING said you knew what would happen.
All (turn to her)
Girl: Well I don't!
Yami (narrows eyes, strolling around the fire to her) you do know.
Girl (starts to....well actually she's still standing there)
Sakuren: someone really needs to fire that special effects man.
Y B: I have a better idea, let's kill him!
Sakuren: is that all you ever think about Thief?
Y B: your point?
Girl: anyone up for some pizza?
Yami: I'm game.
Y B: make sure it's a meat lovers pizza WITH anchovies
All: (gag)
~~~~~~from Revelations,. Chap four. When yami questions nimu/azriel~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: No. I want some answers. Why are you really here?
Azriel: That answer you will not get from me.
Yami: Tell me now!
Azriel: Never! I'll never yield to a man!
Tea: you go girl!
Azriel: what are you doing here?
Tea: I just wanted to say hi to yugi. Or rather Yami ^_^
Yami (sweat drop)
Azriel: hey, butt out mortal.
Tea: (glomps yami)
Azriel: security!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Revelations, as YB tells bakura what yami did yugi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura (anxiously) something horrible isn't it?
Y B: //might as well tell you.// (does so)
Bakura: What?! My refrigerator's running?!
Yami/yugi (keels over) x_X
~~~~~~~~~need I say ir?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura (anxiously) something horrible isn't it?
Y B: //might as well tell you.// (does so)
Bakura: What?! WHAT?!
Yami: what now?
Bakura (shrug) I don't know I didn't hear him.
Yami/yugi: (keels over again)
Bakura: shouldn't we help them?!
Y B //nah.//
~~~~~~~~~chapter five, on the way to yugi's house/the shop~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tristin: popcorn and scary movies (another wink)
Joey (nod)
Tea: Boys...
Nimu: you said it. I'm getting so sick of them.
Guys: ???
Nimu: well I am.
Tea: she's right. Girls are better than boys
Nimu: of course we are.
Tea and nimu (high five each other) yeah!
Tristin: men are stronger!
Girls (death glares at them) what did you say?!
Tristin: nothing oh mighty queens of the galaxy. (grumbles)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tristin: popcorn and scary movies (another wink) Joey (nod)
Tea: Boys...
Joey: hey!
Tea: well it's true
Joey: no, I was just wondering. Where does it go?
Yugi: where does what go?
Joey: the other sock.
Tristin: the other sock?
Joey: yeah, ya know when you wash a pair of socks and the other one goes missing. Where does it go?
Yugi (anime sweat drop) uh....
Tristin: I don't know. Why the heck are you thinking about that?!
Joey (shrug) because I want to know. Where's the other sock?
Nimu: actually that's a good question
All: it is?!
Nimu: sure where is the other sock?
Yugi: good question.
All (nod) hmmmmmm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chapter six, oh the horror~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nimu: she's right. Men are so emotionally challenged.
Bakura: I beg to differ Tea.
Tea: Well I don't.
Nimu: she IS right
Bakura: no, I have feelings too. And yugi.
Tea: you both don't count
Yugi (quietly) uh Tea, how can we not count? We're guys.
Tea: no you're not.
Yugi: huh?!
DesertRose: Cut!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chapter six, same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tea: and so I said, Anzu, get another guy. Cause Yami's mine......
DesertRose: action!
Tea: AIIIIE! You did NOT hear that!
Yami (growling) yes I did
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The big ole bottle, Yugi and Tea fiasco~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tristin (evil smile) spin the bottle
Yami: yes!
Tristin: Yugi, you're supposed to say 'Gah!'
Yami: awww.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same~~~~~~~~~~~
Tristin (evil smile) spin the bottle
Yugi: gah!
Bakura: ok sure
Tea: whatever (winks at Yugi)
Joey: oh, ok.
Nimu: no way.
Tristin: don't these people ever follow the script?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~after the bottle points at yugi when Tea spins~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi why me?
Tea (still giggling) yugi!
Yugi: please....
Tea (drags him by the collar) come on yugi!
Yugi (gazing pleadingly at them all) help...
(they all wait for them to come back from the closet but it takes a while. Tea finally emerges looking pleased and Yugi comes out as red as a killer tomato and panting)
Tea: my turn again!
Yugi: no! please no! have mercy!
All: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi why me?
Tea (still giggling) yugi!
Yugi: please....
Tea (drags him by the collar) come on yugi!
Yugi (gazing pleadingly at them all) help...
(they all wait for them to come back from the closet but it takes a while. The minutes go by, then an hour)
Joey: what da heck are they doing in there?!
(opens the closet door, tea has him strapped to a chair and is kissing him. Yugi's face is blue)
Joey: I'll just eave you two alone.....
Yugi (shakes head trying to cry out)
Joey (closes door)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~the next day, same chapter~~~~~~~~~~~`
Tristin: yo, Joey, got any more mouth wash?
Joey: sure.
Tristin: er you do?
Joey (nods) yup! (music plays in the back round) and now, it can be yours for only twenty nine ninety nine!
Tristin: Joey?
Joey (holds up a bottle of mouth wash in a foil covered container) super scrubb mouth wash gets rid of all those nasty odors and leave your mouth feeling refreshed and coooool!
Tristin (drags him off the set) someone gave Joey sugar.
Yugi: yeah but who?
All Yamis (snicker)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chapter seven~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tea: well...now that that's.....over, why don't we all go and get some ice cream?
Mokuba: huzzah!
Trisitin: dude! Count me in!
Joey: all right!
Yugi: ^__^
Bakura (small smile)
Tohiro: hope they have the grape stuff.
Joey: they have grape stuff?
Tohiro: of course! Oh that wonderful grape stuff! I must have some more! Oh (music breaks out in the back round. To the tune of the song, well I don't know it's name but its that 'It's getting hot In here, so take off all your clothes' song thing....) It's getting hot out here, so where do we go? I am get ting so hot, I'm gunna get my graaaape stuff!
And when I get to there, im going to ask the girl For my grape flavored cream, With chocolate grape in a whirl
Cause It's getting hot out here, so where do we go? I am get ting so hot, im gunna get my graaaaape stuff!
All: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~food fight chapter~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura: yugi, are they ever going to stop?
Yugi: I don't know.....
(All the people who were in the shop were now covered in ice cream head to toe. Most of them sat down heavily panting, Mokuba and Tohiro however were still at it)
Yugi: I think it's safe to go out now. (gets up and pulls them apart) Mokuba, stop. You too Toriro
Both: never! (throw balls of ice cream at yugi)
Yugi: X_X
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Bakura: yugi, are they ever going to stop?
Yugi: I don't think so.
Bakura (anime sigh) oy bay.
(continues for several weeks)
Bakura: how bout now?
Yugi: nope.
Bakura (keels over)
Yugi: medic!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chapter something. Seto kaiba's mansion~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seto (leans forward) what do I have to do to get you to leave us alone?
Man: marry me!
Seto: gah! (keels over) x_X
Man: hah! One down, the rest of the entire world to go.
DesertRose: hey, stop that! You're not supposed to dot that, it's not on the script!
Man: oh really?
DesertRose: what can I say to make you stop?
Man: say yes and marry me?
DesertRose (keels over) x_X (employees lounge again)
DesertRose (knocks)
Yami (opens door, and speaks loudly) oh! Desert! Come in!
(instant silence within the room. Jou and Sakuren are sitting far apart from each other on the counter, whistling. Scarab is shivering on the couch, Kantum watching the TV some station showing giant pink bunnies and Y B was lying on the couch. Azriel glaring at him)
DesertRose: oh, well everything seems ok. Alright everyone, I'll be needing you for thr Yami phone home chapter soon. Carry on.
Yami (shuts door and instantly the room is filled with noise)
DR: wha?! (opens it ans everyone is where they were and quiet. Shuts it)
(noise starts)
DR (opens it, noise stops. Closes it)
(noise starts)
DR (opens it and yet again the same result. Walks away then runs up when there is still noise and opens it. Still quiet) huh, must still be recovering from the shock...(walks away and a loud crashing is heard from within the room)
DR: wow, that was long wasn't it? Hope you like ^_^ more to come.
DesertRose: that's right, it's blooper time!
Nimu: huzzah, she forgot!
DesertRose: right after Disclaimer time.
Nimu: oy bay. I knew it was too good to be true
DesertRose: yup life sucks sometimes.
Nimu: I'll never do it! Never!
DesertRose (whacks nimu with chibi hammer of doom) oops, now who's going to do the disclaimer?
Nimu: @_@
Yat: @_@
DesertRose (sigh) I don't own yu-gi-oh, very sadly, but these two unconscious figments are my own. Enjoy the behind the sceens! Lights, camera, action!
~~~~~~~~~~~STUFF!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Employee's lounge)
Y B (stretched out on the sofa) ah, free at last.
Azriel (sigh) I'm so bored.
Yami: ditto
Sakuren: hey, I'm the oldest one here!
Jou: no, I am.
Sakuren: sure, by like twenty years.
Kantum (walks in, cocks his head at Jou/Pegasus look alike) who's the old guy?
Jou: dou! _
All (snicker)
Scarab (backs away from Jou) oh no, old guys......
Sakuren: are you afraid of EVERYTHING Scarab?
Scarab: oh no......pink fluffy bunnies! Aie! On the wall! Everywhere!
Azriel (sigh)
Y B: that lunatic is actually related to you?
Azriel: supposedly.
Y B (winks at her from his position on the couch) come here Azriel
Azriel (raises eyebrow) why?
Yami: I can see where this is going......
Kantum: Ayah! Azriel is here?!
Yami: yes, right there (points)
Kantum: help me! I still can't forget the last time she kissed me. (shudder) freaky......
Yami: yes, and then she tried to kill me.
Kantum: but I stopped her!
Yami: at the last moment
Kantum: still.......you know how annoying it is to be stuck as a little kid?
Yami (narrows eyes)
Kantum: no offense! Yugi isn't....well not that....well, he's kind of sho....
Yami: don't even say the S word
Scarab: the pink bunnies!
Y B: come here already!
Azriel: no.
Y B: I said come here!
Azriel (shakes head)
Y B (gets up and grabs her arm) now come here!
Azriel: Grrrrrr!
Y B (drags her face downward and kisses her hard)
Azriel: gah!
Y B: ^_^
Scarab: THE BUNNIES!!!!
All (stare at him) bunnies?
Sakuren: Slave, what have you been eating?
Scarab: some white stuff in that cabinet
Sakuren: hmmmmmm..
Jou: I am NOT old. I'm just....
Sakuren (inspecting the cupboards) ancient
Jou: no, technically we are all over three thousand years old.
Sakuren: well you're always going to be three thousand and fifty while we're all younger than that
Jou: fifty?!
Scarab: beware of the bunnies!
Azriel: I'm going to kill you!
Y B: you'd have to kill my aibou and he's not here right now.
Azriel (grumbles) I can still kick you're @$$
Y B: a female whip me? I doubt that.
Azreil: are you saying I'm weak?!
Y B: of course.
Azriel: that's it! You will die!
Yami (sigh)
Kantum: what's wrong oh mighty one?
Yami: them.
Kantum: hey look, what's Sakuren got? Can anyone read?
Sakuren and Jou: I can! No, me! Stop that! Stop copying me! No, I'm opening it! GRRRRRR!!!!
Jou: it says S-u-g-a-r.
Sakuren: sugar
Jou: I'm going to open it!
Sakuren: well I found it!
Yami: you both are supposed to be the oldest her and yet you fight like children. Since I am pharaoh here, I will open it. (does so)
Scarab: noooo! The bunnies will get you!
(an hour later...)
Yugi (knocks on the employee lounge door) er...Yamis? (opems it and gasps)
(Scarab and Kantum were running around in circles screaming RUN! THE FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES!!! AIE!!! Jou and sakuren were giggling stupidly, pouring some half and half and coffee into their mouths. Yami was jabbering really fast and sitting on the head of the couch screeching RUN HORSES! RUN! WUAHH HAHAHAHA! I SHALL WIN THIS CHARIOT RACE! I'M THE PHAROAH! And Y B chasing Azriel around the room)
Yugi: er......
Kantum: the BUNNIES!
Azriel (giggling insanly) go away! (hiccups) go (hic) away!
Y B: never!
Yami: Ride my stallions, ride!
Yugi: hello? Guys?
Sakuren: can't you see the sign? It says no mortals allowed!
Jou: no, I can't see it stupid girl, I'm a immortal!
Sakuren: huh?
Jou: what?
Yugi (rises to his toes and screams) HELLO?!
All (stop what they are doing) ???
Yugi: I just need a cup of sugar.
All: nooooo!
Scarab: not the sugar!
Azriel: not the precious beautiful food of the gods!
Jou: nooo!
Y B: never, never or ill send the giant pink bunnies after you!
Yugi: yami?
Yami (jumps down and looks down at yugi. Looking very serious) perhaps he is right.
All: what?!
Yami (solemnly) give me the sugar bag.
Jou (reluctantly gives him the bag)
Yugi (holds hand out)
Yami (suddenly gulps it all down) MUAH HAHAHA!
Kantum: noooo!
Yugi goes teary eyed)
Yami (cough) what did I just do?
All (shrug)
(the door slams on yugi. Joey walks up to him.)
Joey: what's goin on yuge?
Yugi (shrugs looking very confused) look for yourself
Joey (cracks the door open. Jou and Sakuren are now swaying side by side on the counter, singing something like cum by ah only in Egyptian. Scarab lay twitching on the ground, Kantum was clutching Yami's pant leg and Y Bakura had Azriel pinned to the wall but they were both kissing each other. Then he closes it) I've learned a very important lesson right now
Yugi: what?
Joey: never let yamis eat sugar.
Yugi: you've got that right.
Joey: pixie stix?
Yugi :sure!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Blooper one, scene one of chapter one. When the teacher begins his math lesson~~
Teacher: Hey, HEY! Be quiet! (the class keeps talking) I SAID QUIET!!!
(silence)
Teacher: Now, where was I? Ah yes. Sit Nimu. And now we will begin our math lesson. Problem one, if the clown has ten pies in each hand and twenty on his head minus the amount when.
Joey: the answer is two sir.
Teacher: excuse me?
Joey: it's two!
Teacher: (sneers) can you prove that?
Yugi: er, Joey, you know this isn't in the script?
Joey :sure (goes to the board and writes out a complex formula that covers the whole board) the answer is therefore two
Nimu: @_@
Joey (sits back down) continue Mr.Tsunagi
Teacher (mouth opened) that's it! I'm going to my trailer! (walks out crying)
Yugi: @_@
Tea: what...was THAT?
Joey: what?
All (anime fall)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Scene right after when Yugi closes is eyes and feels the strange aura~~~~~
Bakura (tapping him from behind) Yugi.
Yugi: What is it?
Bakura: That girl on your left.there's something wrong about her.
Yugi: Huh? What are you saying?
Bakura (whispering softly) Close your eyes, do you feel it now?
Yugi (closes eyes and feels.....nothing?) er.
Bakura: oh my.
Yugi: (closes eyes and feels....still nothing)
Bakura: damn, the fan's broken
Yugi: Bakura, you're the quiet guy remember? No swearing.
Bakura: d---darn.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura (tapping him from behind) Yugi.
Yugi: What is it?
Bakura: That girl on your left.there's something wrong about her.
Yugi: Huh? What are you saying?
Bakura (whispering softly) Close your eyes, do you feel it now?
Yugi (closes eyes and feels...warm? HOT!) yeowch!
Bakura: no, I didn't say heating lamp!
Yugi: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~scene from Spy Bakura, when he sees her in the music store and the door slams open~
(he brought his hands to his ears, shaking his head and letting pale locks fall over his eyes. Still humming loudly to himself, Bakura passed a new music shop that had just opened up a while back. Instinctively he glanced inside only to see..)
Bakura: Her!
Y B //shut up fool!//
Bakura /why? She has head phones on. She can't hear me/
Y B //....//
Bakura: ^__^
(suddenly she vanishes from view.)
Bakura: Where did she go..?
WHAM!
Bakura: Ayah! (tumbles into the street)
Y B: medic!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene, take two~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(he brought his hands to his ears, shaking his head and letting pale locks fall over his eyes. Still humming loudly to himself, Bakura passed a new music shop that had just opened up a while back. Instinctively he glanced inside only to see..)
Bakura: Her!
Y B //shut up fool!//
Bakura /why? She has head phones on. She can't hear me/
Y B //....//
Bakura: ^__^
(suddenly she vanishes from view.)
Bakura: Where did she go..?
WHAM!
Bakura (dodges it)
Nimu: Bakura! You're supposed to get hit by the door you idiot!
Bakura (sadly) Nimu. Do I have to?
Nimu (death glares) yes!
Bakura: what if I don't?
Nimu: ill let Azriel handle that. Or DesertRose.
Bakura (anime sigh) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene, take three~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(he brought his hands to his ears, shaking his head and letting pale locks fall over his eyes. Still humming loudly to himself, Bakura passed a new music shop that had just opened up a while back. Instinctively he glanced inside only to see..)
Bakura: Her!
Y B //shut up fool!//
Bakura /why? She has head phones on. She can't hear me/
Y B //....//
Bakura: ^__^
(suddenly she vanishes from view.)
Bakura: Where did she go..?
WHAM!
Bakura (dodges again)
Nimu: Bakura!
Bakura: i.....can't do it.
Nimu: oh Azriel!
Y B (grabs a cell phone and prepares to call nine one one)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~from Yami Phone home? As they talk with the THING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: Who or what are you?
Voice (faintly) I am the endless abyss itself, the blowing sands of eternity. I neither begin nor end. I am forever and whole, as well as nothing.
Azriel: I'm so impressed. Can we just skip this? It's so baka that we're talking to a little metal box.
Baka: did someone call me?
All: ???
Yami: d-did you just talk?
Baka: nope
Yami: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: Who or what are you?
Voice (faintly) I am the endless abyss itself, the blowing sands of eternity. I neither begin nor end. I am forever and whole, as well as nothing (cough hack cough) oh, I need some water. Water!
All: _
Voice: Water! (cough) ack. Colds, you gotta hate em.
Yami: oy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same chapter only later when they begin to vanish~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sakuren: this can't be the end of the world..can it?
Scarab (crying) I don't understand any of this!
Y B: You! Second Keeper of the sphere! That THING said you knew what would happen.
All (turn to her)
Girl: Well I don't!
Yami (narrows eyes, strolling around the fire to her) you do know.
Girl (now she starts to fade) ^_^
Yami: still here
Girl: what? (looks at hands) oh come on.
Yami (sigh)
Girl: just a minute
Everyone (waits for three days)
Girl: just another second.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sakuren: this can't be the end of the world..can it?
Scarab (crying) I don't understand any of this!
Y B: You! Second Keeper of the sphere! That THING said you knew what would happen.
All (turn to her)
Girl: Well I don't!
Yami (narrows eyes, strolling around the fire to her) you do know.
Girl (starts to....well actually she's still standing there)
Sakuren: someone really needs to fire that special effects man.
Y B: I have a better idea, let's kill him!
Sakuren: is that all you ever think about Thief?
Y B: your point?
Girl: anyone up for some pizza?
Yami: I'm game.
Y B: make sure it's a meat lovers pizza WITH anchovies
All: (gag)
~~~~~~from Revelations,. Chap four. When yami questions nimu/azriel~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: No. I want some answers. Why are you really here?
Azriel: That answer you will not get from me.
Yami: Tell me now!
Azriel: Never! I'll never yield to a man!
Tea: you go girl!
Azriel: what are you doing here?
Tea: I just wanted to say hi to yugi. Or rather Yami ^_^
Yami (sweat drop)
Azriel: hey, butt out mortal.
Tea: (glomps yami)
Azriel: security!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Revelations, as YB tells bakura what yami did yugi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura (anxiously) something horrible isn't it?
Y B: //might as well tell you.// (does so)
Bakura: What?! My refrigerator's running?!
Yami/yugi (keels over) x_X
~~~~~~~~~need I say ir?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura (anxiously) something horrible isn't it?
Y B: //might as well tell you.// (does so)
Bakura: What?! WHAT?!
Yami: what now?
Bakura (shrug) I don't know I didn't hear him.
Yami/yugi: (keels over again)
Bakura: shouldn't we help them?!
Y B //nah.//
~~~~~~~~~chapter five, on the way to yugi's house/the shop~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tristin: popcorn and scary movies (another wink)
Joey (nod)
Tea: Boys...
Nimu: you said it. I'm getting so sick of them.
Guys: ???
Nimu: well I am.
Tea: she's right. Girls are better than boys
Nimu: of course we are.
Tea and nimu (high five each other) yeah!
Tristin: men are stronger!
Girls (death glares at them) what did you say?!
Tristin: nothing oh mighty queens of the galaxy. (grumbles)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tristin: popcorn and scary movies (another wink) Joey (nod)
Tea: Boys...
Joey: hey!
Tea: well it's true
Joey: no, I was just wondering. Where does it go?
Yugi: where does what go?
Joey: the other sock.
Tristin: the other sock?
Joey: yeah, ya know when you wash a pair of socks and the other one goes missing. Where does it go?
Yugi (anime sweat drop) uh....
Tristin: I don't know. Why the heck are you thinking about that?!
Joey (shrug) because I want to know. Where's the other sock?
Nimu: actually that's a good question
All: it is?!
Nimu: sure where is the other sock?
Yugi: good question.
All (nod) hmmmmmm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chapter six, oh the horror~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nimu: she's right. Men are so emotionally challenged.
Bakura: I beg to differ Tea.
Tea: Well I don't.
Nimu: she IS right
Bakura: no, I have feelings too. And yugi.
Tea: you both don't count
Yugi (quietly) uh Tea, how can we not count? We're guys.
Tea: no you're not.
Yugi: huh?!
DesertRose: Cut!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chapter six, same scene~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tea: and so I said, Anzu, get another guy. Cause Yami's mine......
DesertRose: action!
Tea: AIIIIE! You did NOT hear that!
Yami (growling) yes I did
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The big ole bottle, Yugi and Tea fiasco~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tristin (evil smile) spin the bottle
Yami: yes!
Tristin: Yugi, you're supposed to say 'Gah!'
Yami: awww.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same~~~~~~~~~~~
Tristin (evil smile) spin the bottle
Yugi: gah!
Bakura: ok sure
Tea: whatever (winks at Yugi)
Joey: oh, ok.
Nimu: no way.
Tristin: don't these people ever follow the script?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~after the bottle points at yugi when Tea spins~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi why me?
Tea (still giggling) yugi!
Yugi: please....
Tea (drags him by the collar) come on yugi!
Yugi (gazing pleadingly at them all) help...
(they all wait for them to come back from the closet but it takes a while. Tea finally emerges looking pleased and Yugi comes out as red as a killer tomato and panting)
Tea: my turn again!
Yugi: no! please no! have mercy!
All: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi why me?
Tea (still giggling) yugi!
Yugi: please....
Tea (drags him by the collar) come on yugi!
Yugi (gazing pleadingly at them all) help...
(they all wait for them to come back from the closet but it takes a while. The minutes go by, then an hour)
Joey: what da heck are they doing in there?!
(opens the closet door, tea has him strapped to a chair and is kissing him. Yugi's face is blue)
Joey: I'll just eave you two alone.....
Yugi (shakes head trying to cry out)
Joey (closes door)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~the next day, same chapter~~~~~~~~~~~`
Tristin: yo, Joey, got any more mouth wash?
Joey: sure.
Tristin: er you do?
Joey (nods) yup! (music plays in the back round) and now, it can be yours for only twenty nine ninety nine!
Tristin: Joey?
Joey (holds up a bottle of mouth wash in a foil covered container) super scrubb mouth wash gets rid of all those nasty odors and leave your mouth feeling refreshed and coooool!
Tristin (drags him off the set) someone gave Joey sugar.
Yugi: yeah but who?
All Yamis (snicker)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chapter seven~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tea: well...now that that's.....over, why don't we all go and get some ice cream?
Mokuba: huzzah!
Trisitin: dude! Count me in!
Joey: all right!
Yugi: ^__^
Bakura (small smile)
Tohiro: hope they have the grape stuff.
Joey: they have grape stuff?
Tohiro: of course! Oh that wonderful grape stuff! I must have some more! Oh (music breaks out in the back round. To the tune of the song, well I don't know it's name but its that 'It's getting hot In here, so take off all your clothes' song thing....) It's getting hot out here, so where do we go? I am get ting so hot, I'm gunna get my graaaape stuff!
And when I get to there, im going to ask the girl For my grape flavored cream, With chocolate grape in a whirl
Cause It's getting hot out here, so where do we go? I am get ting so hot, im gunna get my graaaaape stuff!
All: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~food fight chapter~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura: yugi, are they ever going to stop?
Yugi: I don't know.....
(All the people who were in the shop were now covered in ice cream head to toe. Most of them sat down heavily panting, Mokuba and Tohiro however were still at it)
Yugi: I think it's safe to go out now. (gets up and pulls them apart) Mokuba, stop. You too Toriro
Both: never! (throw balls of ice cream at yugi)
Yugi: X_X
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~same~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Bakura: yugi, are they ever going to stop?
Yugi: I don't think so.
Bakura (anime sigh) oy bay.
(continues for several weeks)
Bakura: how bout now?
Yugi: nope.
Bakura (keels over)
Yugi: medic!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chapter something. Seto kaiba's mansion~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seto (leans forward) what do I have to do to get you to leave us alone?
Man: marry me!
Seto: gah! (keels over) x_X
Man: hah! One down, the rest of the entire world to go.
DesertRose: hey, stop that! You're not supposed to dot that, it's not on the script!
Man: oh really?
DesertRose: what can I say to make you stop?
Man: say yes and marry me?
DesertRose (keels over) x_X (employees lounge again)
DesertRose (knocks)
Yami (opens door, and speaks loudly) oh! Desert! Come in!
(instant silence within the room. Jou and Sakuren are sitting far apart from each other on the counter, whistling. Scarab is shivering on the couch, Kantum watching the TV some station showing giant pink bunnies and Y B was lying on the couch. Azriel glaring at him)
DesertRose: oh, well everything seems ok. Alright everyone, I'll be needing you for thr Yami phone home chapter soon. Carry on.
Yami (shuts door and instantly the room is filled with noise)
DR: wha?! (opens it ans everyone is where they were and quiet. Shuts it)
(noise starts)
DR (opens it, noise stops. Closes it)
(noise starts)
DR (opens it and yet again the same result. Walks away then runs up when there is still noise and opens it. Still quiet) huh, must still be recovering from the shock...(walks away and a loud crashing is heard from within the room)
DR: wow, that was long wasn't it? Hope you like ^_^ more to come.