AnimeFan: I don't own Yu- gi-oh. So just leave me alone. sniff
Seto: Hahahahaha. Look at the crying Chihuahua.
AnimeFan: Save it for Joey, because I will torture you and I'll have the others help.
Seto: Who?
AnimeFan: You'll find out later. ________________________________________________________________________
Ding Dong.
Joey: Come in.
Tea and AnimeFan: (come in, AnimeFan has arm around Tea) Hi. Joey, why did you call us here?
Joey: Oh, I wanted to play a game.
Tea: You called us here for a game. Idiot.
Mai: GAME! Uh oh, I'm leaving.
Joey: Come on, Mai, why are you leaving?
Mai: The last time I played one of your games I ended up drunk in your room.
Joey: (looks appalled) That's no reason.
AnimeFan: Don't worry, Mai, you can have Pepsi.
Joey: Wait a minute, who told you it was a drinking game.
AnimeFan: Joey, if you would only read the title more often you would know. And I'll have Pepsi, too.
Tea: And since, I'm the author's girlfriend, I'll have Dr. Pepper.
Joey: Okay, the game is I've Never.
Everyone else: WE KNOW, READ THE TITLE!!!!!!!!!
Joey:( looks at title) Joey's I've Never Party. Ooohhhh!!!!! That's how you knew. All right who hasn't played before. (no hands raise.)
Bakura: That's disturbing.
Joey: Then we can start. I'll go first, I never liked Tea for more than a friend. (AnimeFan, Yugi, and Tristan reach for their glasses. Tea blushes.)
AnimeFan:( shoots evil look at Joey.) I've never been called a dog by Seto.
Joey: You, you.(takes a drink) Hmm, vodka.
Tea: Okay, my turn. (stops to try and think of something no one could have ever done.) Okay, I've never made out with Bakura.
AnimeFan: What?!
Tea: Hey, I was trying to find something that no one could've done. See, no one touched their glass.
AnimeFan: Hmph, I see you're right.
Yugi: Yay, it's my turn, I've never.
Tea: Where'd he come from?
Joey: Everyone except Rex, Weevil, Pegasus, and Bandit Keith is here.
AnimeFan: How come they didn't show up?
Joey: Pegasus is already drunk from all that champagne, Bandit Keith says he can get drunk without having to embarrass himself, and Rex and Weevil don't have excuses.
Yugi: Hello, it's still my turn.
AnimeFan, Tea, and Joey: Gomen.
Yugi: I've never made a bonfire with someone else's clothes.
AnimeFan: How the heck did you know about that?! (drinks.)
Everyone else:(anime falls)
Tristan: I've never watched AnimeFan undress.
AnimeFan: Sick!!!!! I'll get you for that, Tristan. (Tea tries to drink as quick as possible so no one can see, while Mai leaves but everyone sees her take a drink as she leaves.) Eww, both of you. I feel violated. ( Tries to cover himself up.)
Joey: Where ya going, Mai?
Mai: Just to the bathroom, feel free to play without me.
Bakura: We will, because it's my turn. I've never been insulted by Seto. (Everyone but Bakura, Seto and Mai, she's still in the bathroom, drink.
AnimeFan: Wow!! I thought Bakura was supposed to be the weak one. So, whose turn is it?
Bakura: Well, it's actually Mai's turn but she's still gone. So, it's Mokuba's turn.
Mokuba: I've never watched cartoons for seven hours straight. ( Everyone looks at Yugi who doesn't reach for his glass, Joey, however does.)
Mai: I'm back, what did I miss?
AnimeFan: Your turn, now it's Seto's turn.
Seto: Finally, my turn. I've never ran around outside in my underwear screaming like a maniac.
Tristan: How the.Mai! I'll kill you!
Mai: Don't touch me or I'll play the video.
Tristan: You wouldn't dare. Would you?
Mai: Try me.
AnimeFan: Okay, save that for next round.
AnimeFan: Where is that Seto, he's made fun of me for the last time! Ahh, there you are!
Seto: Don't hurt me.
AnimeFan: Oh, I'm not going to hurt you. (claps hands. Mai, Tea, and Y. Bakura, appear from nowhere.) Were going to. Y.Bakura help me tie him to the chair.
Y.Bakura: It's beat up the bad guy time! (Y. Bakura said a little too happily.)
AnimeFan: Y. Bakura, you are a bad guy.
Y.Bakura: It's beat up the other bad guy time. (both succeed in tying Seto to a chair while Mai gets his credit cards.)
AnimeFan: Now, you two do know what to get for Seto?
Mai and Tea: Of course.
Mai: Lipstick,
Tea: eyeliner,
Mai: blush,
Tea: and some new clothes to add the final look.
AnimeFan: Perfect, and we'll read to Seto while you're gone.
Y.Bakura: No beat up the bad guy. (bottom lip quivers.)
Mai: What are you going to read to him?
AnimeFan: 10,000 Reasons Why We Want Seto Kaiba's Credit Cards. (shows them the book.)
Mai and Tea: Hahahahahahahaha!!! (they leave)
AnimeFan: Reason #1= So Mai and Tea can go shopping for cosmetics for you.
Seto: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnimeFan:Y. Bakura please gag the victim.
Y.Bakura: Gag the bad guy, gag the bad guy, gag the bad guy!!!
AnimeFan: OK, Who gave Y.Bakura the Pixi Stixs?!
Yugi: Bet you Seto's platinum card he goes insane by Reason #52!
Bakura: You're on!!
So, how was it, please review!! Also if you have any ideas I'll be glad to use them.
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Animefan
Seto: Hahahahaha. Look at the crying Chihuahua.
AnimeFan: Save it for Joey, because I will torture you and I'll have the others help.
Seto: Who?
AnimeFan: You'll find out later. ________________________________________________________________________
Ding Dong.
Joey: Come in.
Tea and AnimeFan: (come in, AnimeFan has arm around Tea) Hi. Joey, why did you call us here?
Joey: Oh, I wanted to play a game.
Tea: You called us here for a game. Idiot.
Mai: GAME! Uh oh, I'm leaving.
Joey: Come on, Mai, why are you leaving?
Mai: The last time I played one of your games I ended up drunk in your room.
Joey: (looks appalled) That's no reason.
AnimeFan: Don't worry, Mai, you can have Pepsi.
Joey: Wait a minute, who told you it was a drinking game.
AnimeFan: Joey, if you would only read the title more often you would know. And I'll have Pepsi, too.
Tea: And since, I'm the author's girlfriend, I'll have Dr. Pepper.
Joey: Okay, the game is I've Never.
Everyone else: WE KNOW, READ THE TITLE!!!!!!!!!
Joey:( looks at title) Joey's I've Never Party. Ooohhhh!!!!! That's how you knew. All right who hasn't played before. (no hands raise.)
Bakura: That's disturbing.
Joey: Then we can start. I'll go first, I never liked Tea for more than a friend. (AnimeFan, Yugi, and Tristan reach for their glasses. Tea blushes.)
AnimeFan:( shoots evil look at Joey.) I've never been called a dog by Seto.
Joey: You, you.(takes a drink) Hmm, vodka.
Tea: Okay, my turn. (stops to try and think of something no one could have ever done.) Okay, I've never made out with Bakura.
AnimeFan: What?!
Tea: Hey, I was trying to find something that no one could've done. See, no one touched their glass.
AnimeFan: Hmph, I see you're right.
Yugi: Yay, it's my turn, I've never.
Tea: Where'd he come from?
Joey: Everyone except Rex, Weevil, Pegasus, and Bandit Keith is here.
AnimeFan: How come they didn't show up?
Joey: Pegasus is already drunk from all that champagne, Bandit Keith says he can get drunk without having to embarrass himself, and Rex and Weevil don't have excuses.
Yugi: Hello, it's still my turn.
AnimeFan, Tea, and Joey: Gomen.
Yugi: I've never made a bonfire with someone else's clothes.
AnimeFan: How the heck did you know about that?! (drinks.)
Everyone else:(anime falls)
Tristan: I've never watched AnimeFan undress.
AnimeFan: Sick!!!!! I'll get you for that, Tristan. (Tea tries to drink as quick as possible so no one can see, while Mai leaves but everyone sees her take a drink as she leaves.) Eww, both of you. I feel violated. ( Tries to cover himself up.)
Joey: Where ya going, Mai?
Mai: Just to the bathroom, feel free to play without me.
Bakura: We will, because it's my turn. I've never been insulted by Seto. (Everyone but Bakura, Seto and Mai, she's still in the bathroom, drink.
AnimeFan: Wow!! I thought Bakura was supposed to be the weak one. So, whose turn is it?
Bakura: Well, it's actually Mai's turn but she's still gone. So, it's Mokuba's turn.
Mokuba: I've never watched cartoons for seven hours straight. ( Everyone looks at Yugi who doesn't reach for his glass, Joey, however does.)
Mai: I'm back, what did I miss?
AnimeFan: Your turn, now it's Seto's turn.
Seto: Finally, my turn. I've never ran around outside in my underwear screaming like a maniac.
Tristan: How the.Mai! I'll kill you!
Mai: Don't touch me or I'll play the video.
Tristan: You wouldn't dare. Would you?
Mai: Try me.
AnimeFan: Okay, save that for next round.
AnimeFan: Where is that Seto, he's made fun of me for the last time! Ahh, there you are!
Seto: Don't hurt me.
AnimeFan: Oh, I'm not going to hurt you. (claps hands. Mai, Tea, and Y. Bakura, appear from nowhere.) Were going to. Y.Bakura help me tie him to the chair.
Y.Bakura: It's beat up the bad guy time! (Y. Bakura said a little too happily.)
AnimeFan: Y. Bakura, you are a bad guy.
Y.Bakura: It's beat up the other bad guy time. (both succeed in tying Seto to a chair while Mai gets his credit cards.)
AnimeFan: Now, you two do know what to get for Seto?
Mai and Tea: Of course.
Mai: Lipstick,
Tea: eyeliner,
Mai: blush,
Tea: and some new clothes to add the final look.
AnimeFan: Perfect, and we'll read to Seto while you're gone.
Y.Bakura: No beat up the bad guy. (bottom lip quivers.)
Mai: What are you going to read to him?
AnimeFan: 10,000 Reasons Why We Want Seto Kaiba's Credit Cards. (shows them the book.)
Mai and Tea: Hahahahahahahaha!!! (they leave)
AnimeFan: Reason #1= So Mai and Tea can go shopping for cosmetics for you.
Seto: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnimeFan:Y. Bakura please gag the victim.
Y.Bakura: Gag the bad guy, gag the bad guy, gag the bad guy!!!
AnimeFan: OK, Who gave Y.Bakura the Pixi Stixs?!
Yugi: Bet you Seto's platinum card he goes insane by Reason #52!
Bakura: You're on!!
So, how was it, please review!! Also if you have any ideas I'll be glad to use them.
Signed by
Animefan