"Mysterious Disease."
by: ChibiMizu
Disclaimer: As if you really care, I don't own Hamtaro! ^.o
ChibiMizu: Chapter ONE! Heheheee!!
CheeseMaster: But what about--
ChibiMizu: REMEMBER! That was the proloug??!!!
CheeseMaster: Ooh yeah! I remember now! O.O;;
ChibiMizu: Enuf mindless chatting from me an' my muse! On with the fic!
CheeseMaster: Whatya mean YOUR muse?!!
ChibiMizu: Nufin'! ^_^()
CheeseMaster: Rrrrriiight... You're DEFINITELY losin' it...
ChibiMizu: Losin'? Lost you mean! Also to the people who don't know, I wrote this after watching 'Rose Red by Stephen King' (which BTW, is a REALLY good creepy movie and i suggest watching it! ^^ [I don't own THAT either...]) and after downing glass after glass of hyped up LEMONADE! Yummy! Then listening to 'Nightmare' which is a Wei§ Kruez songie that I don't own but is REALLY CREEPY! So that's to warn all you out there, that this MAY be dangerous for you to read, NOT that I'm trying to discourage you or anything...
Pairings are the same as last chappys: HowdyxDexter, HamtaroxOxnard, SandyxBijou
one-sided StanxMaxwell, and LauraxKana!
Extra Notes: Just thought I'd tell everyone and to reassure SabanDX that this WILL NOT and I repeat WILL NOT be a lemon! Or even lime! That would just... ruin it... completely nastiness... Nuf' from me! Read and review please!!
~*~Chapter 1~*~
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"Why do I have to look for him? I don't deserve this..." Howdy grumbled under his breath as he looked around for the missing Dexter. "DEXTER! Get back here! I don't wanna keep lookin' for ya!" Howdy called, hoping for a response.
"This is like that one joke where-- oh look it's Dex. Gulp..." the semi-frightened Howdy stopped in his tracks and dove into the nearest bush. In front of him stood and very tall and very smiling person with pigtails and braided eartails! She was grinning so wide that Howdy thought her mouth was going to fall off. She knelt down, handing something in her hand to---
"Dexter!" Howdy eyed the two in complete confusion, Dexter smiling not as widely as the girl who skipped off singing: 'The real folk blues! Honto no kanashimi ga shiritaidake...' (A/n- I dun own Cowboy Bebop or the song 'The Real Folk Blues'!!)
"Dex?" a stunned Howdy asked, coming out from the bushes. Wide-eyed, Dexter stopped and hid the thing he received behind his back.
"O-oh H-hello Howdy! What's wrong?" he smiled, trying not to panic.
"Whatcha got there eh Dexter?" Howdy smirked, trying to see what Dexter held behind him.
"N-nothing Howdy! It's nothing! Why are you way out here anyway?" Dexter muttered, trying to change the subject.
"I should ask YOU the same question! Runnin' off without a word to us about where ya was goin''! You coulda gotten hurt!" Howdy complained, trying to make Dexter look like a bad ham.
"I'm sorry Howdy. I shouldn't have done that. I really am sorry..." he plopped on the ground and hugged his little package tightly, sniffling every once in a while.
"Eh, I didn't mean to sound so mean..." Howdy confessed, but not allowing himself to fall prey to the fact that he liked Dexter as a good friend, not enemies as most would think.
"R-really? Do you mean that Howdy?" Dexter studdered, looking up and as he did, his glasses fell off his nose and dropped in front of Howdy's feet. Howdy kneeled down and took the glasses in his paw.
"Ya know, you look better without your glasses." he smiled, gently placing the beige frames on the wide-eyed Ham-Ham. Dexter's jaw dropped as Howdy placed a pink paw on his cheek and grinned. "C'mon, we better get back to the others." Dexter fell out of his dreamy state as Howdy said these words and left him behind.
Holding up the package in front of him, he inhaled deeply and smiled, "This stuff sure does the trick!" he quickly looked behind him towards the girl who had since long disappeared and gave her a silent 'thanks' just before he ran off after Howdy.
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*AN- Ok ok, this would be where normally I say 'TBC' but I dun wanna do that just because I want the first chapter to be sooo much longer than the proloug so...*
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Still stumped by Dexter's outrageous behavior earlier, Hamtaro sat at the table, next to Oxnard who was equally confused, trying to figure out the problem with their Ham-Ham friends and their humans.
"Do you think that Dexter caught the same disease as Laura and Kana?" Oxnard interuped the thinking Hamtaro.
"Could be! I wonder... is this disease or whatever it is, could be catching??!!" he worried, not wanting to have a disease that could make him laugh at Howdy's jokes. He shuddered at the thought.
"I sure hope not! I don't want to be sick like Kana!"
"Why not?"
"Well," the hamster played with his sunflower and fidgeted. "She sang and danced around her room and kept saying 'I love her!' and it was VERY scary..." he sighed, blushing.
"Wait! 'I love her'???!!! Are you sure Oxxy?"
"Positive! It was very weird."
"Oh, that MIGHT be the key! Laura did the same thing!"
"That's kinda strange, considering that they're both female humans."
"Oh yeah! I thought that Laura liked male humans!"
"Same with Kana! I wonder what---" the duo's confusing conversation was abruptly interrupted as everybody else in the clubhouse quickly ran over to Stan.
"What happened?" Hamtaro asked, pushing through the crowd.
"He just all of a sudden his nose started bleeding!" Pashmina stated, pointing to the blushing Stan who was now trying to cover up the blood.
"It's nothing Ham-dudes! Nothing at all!" he managed out wiping the blood from his nose on his arm, averting his gaze from Maxwell.
"Here," the taller Ham-Ham smiled, handing over a small cloth to wipe up the mess.
"Eheh... thanks Maxwell..." he took the cloth and managed a smile before turning away from him and wiping it up.
"Well that was... different." Hamtaro said, returning with Oxnard to the table.
"Uh oh! Do you think that Stan caught the disease??!!" Oxnard asked, moving slightly farther from Stan.
"I dunno, but whatever it is, I don't want it!" Hamtaro moved too, both now on the other side of the room. "Now about Kana and Laura..."
*With the girl Hams*
"Oh that was THE funniest thing EVER!!!" Sandy laughed, holding her sides.
"I do not see what is so funny about your brother bleeding from his nose!" Bijou frowned, confused as heck.
"Oh Bijou! It's the power of hentai thoughts! If bad enough, you get a bloody nose! Hahahaa!!!" she laughed harder from t he dumfounded look on Bijou's face.
"H-h-hentai????!!!!" she frowned more, glancing at the still blushing Stan who was moving away from Maxwell. "There is no way that--!" she then thought of the Stan that she knew. "Then again..." she chuckled, then started laughing along with Sandy.
"What's so funny girls?" Maxwell asked coming over to them, making a nervous Stan move to the other side of the room near Oxnard and Hamtaro who in turn moved to the other side of the room. "Do you know what was wrong with Stan? Or Hamtaro and Oxnard for that matter?"
"Well, not about Oxxy and Hamtaro but Stan..." they again started a round of merciless laughing.
"Um... what about Stan? Is that the reason you're over here laughing your heads off?" Maxwell asked, raising an eyebrow.
"The POWER of hentai thoughts!! AHAHAaaa!!!" Sandy managed out, rolling around on the ground.
"Wh-what??!!!" Maxwell asked, falling to the ground on his butt.
"Awe Maxwell! You heard her! When you think hentai thoughts, your nose bleeds!" Bijou piped in, breathing deep from lack of air while laughing.
"Oh my, that's well..." Maxwell tried to think of something intelligent to say but the fact that Stan was over there with hentai thoughts erased all memory temporarily.
"Heh, I wonder who about!" Sandy completely stopped laughing and thought about this.
"I don't know... well..." Bijou joined in thinking leaving Maxwell stumped at this.
"Oh my gosh..." the color drained from Sandy's face as she looked from Maxwell to Stan to Bijou.
"Is that possible? But he knows that you... Oh my..." Bijou said, realizing that Stan was keeping his distance from Maxwell. In a matter of seconds, both Ham's glared daggers at Stan who was now pounding his head on the wall.
"Who?" Maxwell asked, cocking his head to one side in question.
"Well... we'll um... tell ya later, after we talk to Stan to make sure we're right..." Sandy, still glaring, stood up and headed over to Stan, with Bijou right behind her. Still stumped at this whole thing, he stood up and headed over to Hamtaro and Oxnard who were just a little ways away, thinking maybe they knew what was going on with Stan.
To be continued...
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ChibiMizu: NOW its the end of chapter 1!!
CheeseMaster: Eh, you DO know it's not nice to confuse the readers...
ChibiMizu: Yeah it is! Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
CheeseMaster: Eheh...
ChibiMizu: Well, I think everybody out there gets the gist of where this is going... Review and inform me of stuff... ^.^() Buh-byes!!
by: ChibiMizu
Disclaimer: As if you really care, I don't own Hamtaro! ^.o
ChibiMizu: Chapter ONE! Heheheee!!
CheeseMaster: But what about--
ChibiMizu: REMEMBER! That was the proloug??!!!
CheeseMaster: Ooh yeah! I remember now! O.O;;
ChibiMizu: Enuf mindless chatting from me an' my muse! On with the fic!
CheeseMaster: Whatya mean YOUR muse?!!
ChibiMizu: Nufin'! ^_^()
CheeseMaster: Rrrrriiight... You're DEFINITELY losin' it...
ChibiMizu: Losin'? Lost you mean! Also to the people who don't know, I wrote this after watching 'Rose Red by Stephen King' (which BTW, is a REALLY good creepy movie and i suggest watching it! ^^ [I don't own THAT either...]) and after downing glass after glass of hyped up LEMONADE! Yummy! Then listening to 'Nightmare' which is a Wei§ Kruez songie that I don't own but is REALLY CREEPY! So that's to warn all you out there, that this MAY be dangerous for you to read, NOT that I'm trying to discourage you or anything...
Pairings are the same as last chappys: HowdyxDexter, HamtaroxOxnard, SandyxBijou
one-sided StanxMaxwell, and LauraxKana!
Extra Notes: Just thought I'd tell everyone and to reassure SabanDX that this WILL NOT and I repeat WILL NOT be a lemon! Or even lime! That would just... ruin it... completely nastiness... Nuf' from me! Read and review please!!
~*~Chapter 1~*~
*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*
"Why do I have to look for him? I don't deserve this..." Howdy grumbled under his breath as he looked around for the missing Dexter. "DEXTER! Get back here! I don't wanna keep lookin' for ya!" Howdy called, hoping for a response.
"This is like that one joke where-- oh look it's Dex. Gulp..." the semi-frightened Howdy stopped in his tracks and dove into the nearest bush. In front of him stood and very tall and very smiling person with pigtails and braided eartails! She was grinning so wide that Howdy thought her mouth was going to fall off. She knelt down, handing something in her hand to---
"Dexter!" Howdy eyed the two in complete confusion, Dexter smiling not as widely as the girl who skipped off singing: 'The real folk blues! Honto no kanashimi ga shiritaidake...' (A/n- I dun own Cowboy Bebop or the song 'The Real Folk Blues'!!)
"Dex?" a stunned Howdy asked, coming out from the bushes. Wide-eyed, Dexter stopped and hid the thing he received behind his back.
"O-oh H-hello Howdy! What's wrong?" he smiled, trying not to panic.
"Whatcha got there eh Dexter?" Howdy smirked, trying to see what Dexter held behind him.
"N-nothing Howdy! It's nothing! Why are you way out here anyway?" Dexter muttered, trying to change the subject.
"I should ask YOU the same question! Runnin' off without a word to us about where ya was goin''! You coulda gotten hurt!" Howdy complained, trying to make Dexter look like a bad ham.
"I'm sorry Howdy. I shouldn't have done that. I really am sorry..." he plopped on the ground and hugged his little package tightly, sniffling every once in a while.
"Eh, I didn't mean to sound so mean..." Howdy confessed, but not allowing himself to fall prey to the fact that he liked Dexter as a good friend, not enemies as most would think.
"R-really? Do you mean that Howdy?" Dexter studdered, looking up and as he did, his glasses fell off his nose and dropped in front of Howdy's feet. Howdy kneeled down and took the glasses in his paw.
"Ya know, you look better without your glasses." he smiled, gently placing the beige frames on the wide-eyed Ham-Ham. Dexter's jaw dropped as Howdy placed a pink paw on his cheek and grinned. "C'mon, we better get back to the others." Dexter fell out of his dreamy state as Howdy said these words and left him behind.
Holding up the package in front of him, he inhaled deeply and smiled, "This stuff sure does the trick!" he quickly looked behind him towards the girl who had since long disappeared and gave her a silent 'thanks' just before he ran off after Howdy.
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*AN- Ok ok, this would be where normally I say 'TBC' but I dun wanna do that just because I want the first chapter to be sooo much longer than the proloug so...*
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Still stumped by Dexter's outrageous behavior earlier, Hamtaro sat at the table, next to Oxnard who was equally confused, trying to figure out the problem with their Ham-Ham friends and their humans.
"Do you think that Dexter caught the same disease as Laura and Kana?" Oxnard interuped the thinking Hamtaro.
"Could be! I wonder... is this disease or whatever it is, could be catching??!!" he worried, not wanting to have a disease that could make him laugh at Howdy's jokes. He shuddered at the thought.
"I sure hope not! I don't want to be sick like Kana!"
"Why not?"
"Well," the hamster played with his sunflower and fidgeted. "She sang and danced around her room and kept saying 'I love her!' and it was VERY scary..." he sighed, blushing.
"Wait! 'I love her'???!!! Are you sure Oxxy?"
"Positive! It was very weird."
"Oh, that MIGHT be the key! Laura did the same thing!"
"That's kinda strange, considering that they're both female humans."
"Oh yeah! I thought that Laura liked male humans!"
"Same with Kana! I wonder what---" the duo's confusing conversation was abruptly interrupted as everybody else in the clubhouse quickly ran over to Stan.
"What happened?" Hamtaro asked, pushing through the crowd.
"He just all of a sudden his nose started bleeding!" Pashmina stated, pointing to the blushing Stan who was now trying to cover up the blood.
"It's nothing Ham-dudes! Nothing at all!" he managed out wiping the blood from his nose on his arm, averting his gaze from Maxwell.
"Here," the taller Ham-Ham smiled, handing over a small cloth to wipe up the mess.
"Eheh... thanks Maxwell..." he took the cloth and managed a smile before turning away from him and wiping it up.
"Well that was... different." Hamtaro said, returning with Oxnard to the table.
"Uh oh! Do you think that Stan caught the disease??!!" Oxnard asked, moving slightly farther from Stan.
"I dunno, but whatever it is, I don't want it!" Hamtaro moved too, both now on the other side of the room. "Now about Kana and Laura..."
*With the girl Hams*
"Oh that was THE funniest thing EVER!!!" Sandy laughed, holding her sides.
"I do not see what is so funny about your brother bleeding from his nose!" Bijou frowned, confused as heck.
"Oh Bijou! It's the power of hentai thoughts! If bad enough, you get a bloody nose! Hahahaa!!!" she laughed harder from t he dumfounded look on Bijou's face.
"H-h-hentai????!!!!" she frowned more, glancing at the still blushing Stan who was moving away from Maxwell. "There is no way that--!" she then thought of the Stan that she knew. "Then again..." she chuckled, then started laughing along with Sandy.
"What's so funny girls?" Maxwell asked coming over to them, making a nervous Stan move to the other side of the room near Oxnard and Hamtaro who in turn moved to the other side of the room. "Do you know what was wrong with Stan? Or Hamtaro and Oxnard for that matter?"
"Well, not about Oxxy and Hamtaro but Stan..." they again started a round of merciless laughing.
"Um... what about Stan? Is that the reason you're over here laughing your heads off?" Maxwell asked, raising an eyebrow.
"The POWER of hentai thoughts!! AHAHAaaa!!!" Sandy managed out, rolling around on the ground.
"Wh-what??!!!" Maxwell asked, falling to the ground on his butt.
"Awe Maxwell! You heard her! When you think hentai thoughts, your nose bleeds!" Bijou piped in, breathing deep from lack of air while laughing.
"Oh my, that's well..." Maxwell tried to think of something intelligent to say but the fact that Stan was over there with hentai thoughts erased all memory temporarily.
"Heh, I wonder who about!" Sandy completely stopped laughing and thought about this.
"I don't know... well..." Bijou joined in thinking leaving Maxwell stumped at this.
"Oh my gosh..." the color drained from Sandy's face as she looked from Maxwell to Stan to Bijou.
"Is that possible? But he knows that you... Oh my..." Bijou said, realizing that Stan was keeping his distance from Maxwell. In a matter of seconds, both Ham's glared daggers at Stan who was now pounding his head on the wall.
"Who?" Maxwell asked, cocking his head to one side in question.
"Well... we'll um... tell ya later, after we talk to Stan to make sure we're right..." Sandy, still glaring, stood up and headed over to Stan, with Bijou right behind her. Still stumped at this whole thing, he stood up and headed over to Hamtaro and Oxnard who were just a little ways away, thinking maybe they knew what was going on with Stan.
To be continued...
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ChibiMizu: NOW its the end of chapter 1!!
CheeseMaster: Eh, you DO know it's not nice to confuse the readers...
ChibiMizu: Yeah it is! Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
CheeseMaster: Eheh...
ChibiMizu: Well, I think everybody out there gets the gist of where this is going... Review and inform me of stuff... ^.^() Buh-byes!!