April Fools Falling

And we're back with another ficcie by Wildwolf-sama/chan (the Yami) and Chibi-chan (the Hikari)! Yaoi! There, I warned you.

This one... hm, personal thoughts... I dunno. It's unique, I give that... maybe. **hurts her head thinking**

They're all sophomores now, ok?

There's basically no mention of Yami Bakura. Most of this takes place at school, so he wouldn't be there. And this is a lil short ficcie too... -_-

I don't own Yugioh! Do any bishies make out throughout the series? Are Seto and Ryou canon? Will they ever be? Find out now- **slaps self to correct personality** Do they hold hands and are there cute lil fluffy "I love you" scenes that fangirls squeal over? Or- **slaps self** Hentai...

Happy birthday to me! I'm finally 15!

Chapter 1-

Is All Really Fair In Love?

All's fair in love and war as the saying goes. But maybe some things go just a little too far...

March 31st, the day before April Fools Day. Pranksters working out the refinements of their master plans of making at least one person's life a living hell.

"Hey, I'll catch up with you guys in the cafeteria!" Honda Hiroto split from the group and made his way to the bathrooms. It wasn't April Fools Day yet, but he had so many plans worked out, and he had to scope out the bathroom so he and Jounouchi could set a few pranks up to pull on unsuspecting victims that were lured to the bathrooms for their own reasons.

Plus, he just had to go anyway.

He opened the door to the bathroom and noticed someone else was already in there. But whoever it was wasn't using the toilet, they were standing there in a stall, muttering to themselves. Freaky person.

"I need do this. I must do this." Honda heard the voice mumble. He kept quiet. "I need to tell Ryou that I like him, at the least, if not more." The voice groaned. "Weak emotions, thought I lost them."

Honda's eyes widened as he registered the voice of that belonging to Seto Kaiba. What's he saying? He has a thing for Ryou? As in, our Ryou? Ryou Bakura?

"But he probably won't believe me. If he doesn't- I'll just tell him it's a joke. Yeah, it's an April Fools joke. That's all it is. But I gotta try."

If Bakura doesn't what? Fall for it? Wait... He slipped out of the bathroom and stood against the wall. This could possibly be the biggest find of his Sophomore year. He had to get it out to Yuugi and the others.

"Could even Kaiba be cruel enough to tell someone that he loves them, only as a joke? And Bakura at that?" He ran to the cafeteria.

"Hey Honda, what took you?"

"Where's Bakura?"

"In the lunch line. He forgot to pack his lunch."

"Good." He sat down.

"What's wrong?" Yuugi asked.

"I just overheard something. Kaiba was in the bathroom, talking to himself."

"And that just proves he has no friends."

"Maybe he assumed he was alone...?"

"Heh." Honda gave a nervous laugh. "But anyways, he's planning to pull a prank on Bakura!"

"Well, shouldn't we tell him?" Yuugi stood to leave.

"No! We can't."

"Why not?"

"Gah, it's cruel. Kaiba's planning on telling Bakura that he likes him. If Bakura complies, he plays along, probably just to leave him hanging later on. If he doesn't, then, well, he admits it was a joke and that's that."

Yuugi's face angered. "That's a horrible trick to play! Bakura would feel so heartbroken- he's been head over heels for Kaiba since... for long enough."

"We can't let this happen. Someone has to do something without Bakura knowing." Anzu stood to show emphasis.

"I didn't think even Kaiba could sink so low..."

"Hey, Bakura's coming."

They sat calmly as Ryou put his tray down and sat as well. "Hello."

"Hi Bakura."

"What's up?"

"Nothing much."

Jounouchi's sharp eyes caught the sight of Seto entering the cafeteria. He took a glance over at their table and quickened his pace. He sat at his own table, alone, like he always did.

"Jerk."

"Jounouchi..." Ryou whined.

"Hey, I know things about Kaiba that would make you hate him."

"Hm, I am rather fond of my feelings towards him, but what the heck. What?"

The whole table put on this scared look. That could very well let the hurtful secret out...

"U-um... did... you know... that he... ripped Yuugi's grandpa's Blue Eyes in half?" Jounouchi asked weakly.

"Yes. I suppose that was awful, but Yuugi himself told me that he was consumed by some sort of evil."

"You're speaking like I'm not here." Yuugi rested his head on the table.

((A/N: The author comes and holds a sign above his head that says: "I feel unloved! I'm being IGNORED! Nobody listens to me! Have a nice day." Yes, this is an actual sign I hold up.))

"Gomen Yuugi." Ryou apologized. "But another point is that you cannot pick who you fall in love with, it just... happens."

"But why do you like him?" Anzu asked.

Ryou reddened deeply. "I'm not sure. First, there's physical attraction. I-I think he's... anyway, next is everything on the inside. You all know that whole Duelist Kingdom thing happened so he could save his brother. Even the fact he was about to risk his own life was for the one person in the world he cared about. I-I find that admirable."

Honda and Jounouchi became dazed off- they had heard it before.

Yuugi nodded. "Gomen, I need to throw my trash away."

"Oh, so do I!" Anzu got up and followed. "Yuugi, we have a major problem here."

"Yes, Bakura loves Kaiba, but Kaiba..."

Anzu nodded. "Maybe you should talk to Kaiba?"

Yuugi nodded. His puzzle flashed and he seemed to suddenly... be different. "I will go talk to him." He walked in the opposite direction of Anzu.

Anzu returned to the table.

"Where'd Yuugi go?"

"Oh, he went... to the bathroom."

"Ah, ok."

"Kaiba." Yuugi- or Yami- sat at the table where the CEO ate his lunch in silence.

"You?" He asked, making eye contact with the spirit.

"Yes. I want to know why you're doing this to Bakura."

Seto's eyes widened. "Doing what?"

"You know what I am talking about."

A cell phone rang. Seto thank the gods for it, gathered his things, and started walking out the door. "Hello?"

Yami groaned and came back to the table. While walking, he transformed back into his other self and told normal Yuugi what happened via mental link.

"What happened?" Honda asked, wondering if he truly had stumbled upon something.

Yuugi's eyes darted to Ryou, who was finishing a sandwich.

Honda nodded.

When Ryou excused himself to throw away his trash away, Yuugi started.

"Well, he denies anything is going on."

"Figures."

"How're we going to get it outta him?"

"We can beat it out..."

"No! We have to be subtle."

"Bakura's coming back, we'll talk later."

Ryou sat back down. "How much longer till bell-"

With that, the bell tolled and everyone returned to class.

"And the results of the Great Kanto Earthquake..."

Ryou sighed as his gaze drifted. He usually was really good with paying attention in class, but not now. Too much weighed on his mind. Seto... He glanced at the said boy until his stare fixated on him.

Something hit the back of his head. Turning, Yuugi mouthed to him: "You were staring again."

Ryou nodded and flushed, returning his attention to the history lesson.

The bell soon rang for the end of school. People shuffled out to their lockers to retrieve their backpacks and leave for home.

Ryou was going to go over to Yuugi's. He packed his homework up and shouldered his pack, closing his locker door. Tomorrow he'd have to watch out. Being a klutz, he was often picked on on these sorts of occasions.

But no, today he was acting cool, he wasn't going to trip or run into anything.

Remembering he forgot to ask his history teacher something, he turned back to the room.

After asking and receiving an answer to his question (which chapters would be gone over for the test, chapters 24-28), he stepped out the door, feeling cool and graceful.

"Oof!"

Laughter sounded as some of the older students stopped to watch.

Ryou groaned. He was doing so well too, not to be a klutz. But he had slipped on something. He glared at the object, only to realize it was an envelope with his name on it. His heart leapt, he knew the writing from his time of staring at his object of affection.

Seto wrote it! He snatched the envelope and held it close, glancing at the people who were staring at him. He quickly ran out the door of the school and headed to the game store, opening the note and unfolding the paper.

"Dear Ryou..."

So, how was it? I'm trying, but my mind's a big puddle of blah cause school's started and I'm seriously not looking forward to it...