"Mysterious Disease 3"
by: ChibiMizu
Disclaimer: As you may have noticed before, I don't own Hamtaro, only in my dreams. @_@
ChibiMizu: If you read chapter 2 of 'Introducing CheeseMaster' then you would know that CheeseMaster, sadly (NOT), is in the hospital! So I'm on the search for a different muse for the time being! Audition time!! Please state your name and what show your from!
Kero: I'm Kero from CardCaptors!
ChibiMizu: Hehehe... he's cute ne?
Kero: CUTE?!!
ChibiMizu: Awe, don't deny it! Your KAWAII!!!
Kero: That's IT! My MANAGER's gonna hear about THIS!
ChibiMizu: What's he gonna so? Sue me for calling you cute? Take me to court, your side fails, I win, then I sue you for every cent you got for taking up my time, I win and you end up being my muse cuz thatÕs all the work you can find! SO HA!
Kero: Poo...
ChibiMizu: I thought so! ^^ You'll do for now! ^^ But you're gone next time!
Kero: HHEEEYYY!!!
~*~Chapter 3~*~
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"We have no idea what's wrong with Stan." Hamtaro shrugged, leaning away from Maxwell. "We just don't want the disease!"
"Disease?" Maxwell asked, glancing nervously over at Stan.
"We think there's a DISEASE going around cuz Kana and Laura have been acting the same way as Dexter and Stan so..." Oxnard explained. "You don't have the disease so you?"
"I sure hope not! I think I'll stick with YOU guys for a little bit." Maxwell sat down with them, still confused about what Sandy said about her brother and Bijou about Sandy liking him then... it was all so confusing for the usually knowing Maxwell.
"You look confused Maxwell. Something wrong?" Boss came up to the trio, carrying his shovel.
"No, nothing wrong. I'm just confused about Dexter and now Stan." he stated, rubbing his eyes and opening his book.
"Oh ok. I thought I'd never see the day when bookworm Maxwell was confused about something!" Boss grinned before heading off in the direction of Stan who was starting to make a dent in the wall.
"I give up thinking..." Hamtaro sighed, leaning back against the wall, along with Oxnard.
"Want half of my sunflower seed?" Oxnard asked holding a piece out.
"Sure-- um... Oxnard? Are you okay?" Hamtaro asked nervously, noticing the starry eyed Oxnard was now offering his beloved sunflower to him.
"I'm perfect Hamtaro. Why'd you ask?" Oxnard smiled, leaning in to--
"AACK! Run Maxwell! Oxnard has the disease!!" Hamtaro dashed up, bounding across the room. Turning slowly, Maxwell came face to face with a glossy-eyed Oxnard.
"That Hamtaro is sure something, isn't he Maxwell?" he said, getting up and following Hamtaro across the room, which in turn caused Hamtaro to run back across.
"What is going on? I'm even MORE confused..." Maxwell frowned, getting up. He didn't like being clueless. As Oxnard ran past, chasing a terrified Hamtaro around the room, Maxwell looked around the room and quickly spotted Stan who was now hitting his head on Cappy's pan.
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"Is it true Stan??!!"
"Woah... the rooms going 'round, whew..." Stan stopped hitting his head on the wall and looked at Bijou and Sandy who stood behind him. "Is what true sis?" he asked as he regained his composition.
"That you like him!" Sandy pointed across the room to the three Ham-Hams in the corner.
"Which one?" he asked, blinking a couple of times, still trying to wearoff the pounding in his head.
"Maxwell! You were thinking naughty of him weren't you?!" Bijou asked harshly. That made Stan stop everything and stare blankly at the two Ham-girls.
"M-Maxwell?" he asked, licking his now dry lips.
"That's what she said! Now is it true??!! You WERE thinking hentai thoughts about Maxwell weren't you??!!" Sandy scolded, growling faintly.
"Perhaps..." Stan blushed, turning around and starting to hit his head again.
"Please stop that Stan!" Bijou said, placing a paw on his shoulder.
"Ok, ok... you got me! I WAS thinking hentai thoughts! Leave me alone..." he sighed, sliding down the wall to the floor.
"Oh Stan, you should've told me!" Sandy knelt down beside her older brother wiping a tear from his eye.
"See, I would've but I knew that you like him and he liked you and I had absolutely NO chance of..." he stopped, noticing that Bijou was laughing. "What?!"
"Oh I just think it's funny how both twins like Maxwell! It's kind of strange ne?" Bijou stopped but smiled widely, causing Sandy to join in the happy.
"Yeah yeah, very funny..." Stan smirked.
"Well Stan, I think you should go for it!"
"Sandy? Is that you? The Sandy I know would NEVER give up Maxwell for anyone, let alone her now gay older brother!" Stan flipped, raising an eyebrow.
"Ya see there Stan, I think you and him would be cuter together anyway and since our relationship hasn't been going so well, I decided that I actually liked someone else! So go for it!"
"OOoo! You like someone else?! Who who?!! Stan perked up, as Sandy whispered in his ear who. "Oh really?! Hey, that's pretty cool! Go get em sis!" he winked.
"Thanks, I might just do that..." she smiled with approval as Stan stood back up and started hitting his head into the wall again.
"It's pretty fun! So addicting!" he laughed, pausing from the pain to his head and 'thumbs up'ed Sandy before returning to it. Sandy and Bijou both laughed weakly as they headed back towards they're corner.
"Would you STOP that?!" a very angry and very scary Boss came up from behind the slamming Stan. Stopping briefly, he turned and grinned.
"Nope! I'm havin' fun!"
"Well go have 'fun' somewhere else! You're leaving a dent! AND NOT IN MY WALL!!!" Boss yelled, pointing away from the wall.
"Fine Boss-man! Dude what a party pooper!" he grumbled, looking around for something to hit his head on. "Hey Cappy..." he smirked before heading off towards Cappy's large red pan.
"What a trouble maker..."
*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+With Howdy and Dexter! (long time no see!!)*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+
"Oh hurry up Dex!" Howdy grumbled, noticing that they were farther from the clubhouse than they thought.
"Sorry Howdy!" Dexter called from behind Howdy who had stopped and turned around and in all his hurry to catch up, he hadn't noticed that Howdy had stopped and ran head on into him. The two hamsters stared at each other, Dexter on top of Howdy, the package out of sight. They stayed like that as the minutes passed, Howdy started to feel weird.
"Um... Dex?"
"Yeah? You want me to move?" Dexter sighed, knowing this feeling couldn't last for long.
"Um, no, you don't have to if you don't want..." Howdy quickly smiled as he kissed Dexter lightly on the lips. Shocked and totally unprepared for this to happen, Dexter jumped off and sat looking at Howdy.
"Eh, sorry..." Howdy blushed madly, looking away from Dexter's shocked face. "We'd better hurry and get---" he was abruptly interuped as Dexter kissed him passionately. The two broke their kiss and stared at each other, smiling in love.
"Howdy, I love you..." Dexter said, blushing deeper than Howdy had just a little bit ago.
"I- I love you too..." Howdy smiled, caressing Dexter's face lightly,tilting his jaw a little and dove in for another kiss.
Luckily the two or the rest of the club house hadn't noticed that Pashmina had left and was now watching the two kiss in a love that she thought would be hers one day but was now lost forever in a love she had hoped for so badly. Silent tears streamed down her cheeks as he left the two alone in the light that was fading...
To be continued...
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ChibiMizu: *sniffles* Even though Pashmina isn't my favorite Ham-Ham, I shouldn't have done that too her... Now I feel REALLY bad...
Kero: While she wallows in self pity about what she herself wrote, I'm supposed to say that ChibiMizu doesn't own Cardcaptors which I came from. She just didn't want to get sued for that minor thing...
ChibiMizu: Oh I know!!
Kero: What?
ChibiMizu: I will add another pairing just so I'm not mean to poor Pashmina...0
Kero: Which would be?
ChibiMizu: I kinda hate to do this but... *winces* PenelopexPashmina! But I'm gonna make it so it's not icky! I have an IDEA! *gasps*
Kero: Sure ya do...
ChibiMizu: I do I do I do oo!
Kero: Great! She doesn't own Kenan and Kel from where that quote came from... so...
ChibiMizu: That's IT! Ending! Now!
Kero: Good bye and wish me luck with her in court...
ChibiMizu: You're STILL suing me??!!! AAUUUGGHH!! T.T;; You will PAY!! Literally! Oh and BTW, this fic was written from 8:30pm to 10:45 pm so be happy that I actually wrote it in a matter of hours! Even though my wrists are in 'cramp mode' I'm proud to say that I started and finished a fic chapter in ONE DAY! Let alone a couple hours! See what my dad wanting to watch football did to me??!! Well, adios! ^^;;
Kero: You're goin' to COURT!!!
ChibiMizu: I AM NOT!!!
Kero: Are too!!!
O.o() Let's say that Kero wont be a muse for me in the future even thought I won in court!
ChibiMizu: As if I FORGOT!! *hands out little pieces of paper witrh smiley stickers on them* Toldcha it'd be a better prize!!!
by: ChibiMizu
Disclaimer: As you may have noticed before, I don't own Hamtaro, only in my dreams. @_@
ChibiMizu: If you read chapter 2 of 'Introducing CheeseMaster' then you would know that CheeseMaster, sadly (NOT), is in the hospital! So I'm on the search for a different muse for the time being! Audition time!! Please state your name and what show your from!
Kero: I'm Kero from CardCaptors!
ChibiMizu: Hehehe... he's cute ne?
Kero: CUTE?!!
ChibiMizu: Awe, don't deny it! Your KAWAII!!!
Kero: That's IT! My MANAGER's gonna hear about THIS!
ChibiMizu: What's he gonna so? Sue me for calling you cute? Take me to court, your side fails, I win, then I sue you for every cent you got for taking up my time, I win and you end up being my muse cuz thatÕs all the work you can find! SO HA!
Kero: Poo...
ChibiMizu: I thought so! ^^ You'll do for now! ^^ But you're gone next time!
Kero: HHEEEYYY!!!
~*~Chapter 3~*~
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"We have no idea what's wrong with Stan." Hamtaro shrugged, leaning away from Maxwell. "We just don't want the disease!"
"Disease?" Maxwell asked, glancing nervously over at Stan.
"We think there's a DISEASE going around cuz Kana and Laura have been acting the same way as Dexter and Stan so..." Oxnard explained. "You don't have the disease so you?"
"I sure hope not! I think I'll stick with YOU guys for a little bit." Maxwell sat down with them, still confused about what Sandy said about her brother and Bijou about Sandy liking him then... it was all so confusing for the usually knowing Maxwell.
"You look confused Maxwell. Something wrong?" Boss came up to the trio, carrying his shovel.
"No, nothing wrong. I'm just confused about Dexter and now Stan." he stated, rubbing his eyes and opening his book.
"Oh ok. I thought I'd never see the day when bookworm Maxwell was confused about something!" Boss grinned before heading off in the direction of Stan who was starting to make a dent in the wall.
"I give up thinking..." Hamtaro sighed, leaning back against the wall, along with Oxnard.
"Want half of my sunflower seed?" Oxnard asked holding a piece out.
"Sure-- um... Oxnard? Are you okay?" Hamtaro asked nervously, noticing the starry eyed Oxnard was now offering his beloved sunflower to him.
"I'm perfect Hamtaro. Why'd you ask?" Oxnard smiled, leaning in to--
"AACK! Run Maxwell! Oxnard has the disease!!" Hamtaro dashed up, bounding across the room. Turning slowly, Maxwell came face to face with a glossy-eyed Oxnard.
"That Hamtaro is sure something, isn't he Maxwell?" he said, getting up and following Hamtaro across the room, which in turn caused Hamtaro to run back across.
"What is going on? I'm even MORE confused..." Maxwell frowned, getting up. He didn't like being clueless. As Oxnard ran past, chasing a terrified Hamtaro around the room, Maxwell looked around the room and quickly spotted Stan who was now hitting his head on Cappy's pan.
*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+While this was going on...*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+
"Is it true Stan??!!"
"Woah... the rooms going 'round, whew..." Stan stopped hitting his head on the wall and looked at Bijou and Sandy who stood behind him. "Is what true sis?" he asked as he regained his composition.
"That you like him!" Sandy pointed across the room to the three Ham-Hams in the corner.
"Which one?" he asked, blinking a couple of times, still trying to wearoff the pounding in his head.
"Maxwell! You were thinking naughty of him weren't you?!" Bijou asked harshly. That made Stan stop everything and stare blankly at the two Ham-girls.
"M-Maxwell?" he asked, licking his now dry lips.
"That's what she said! Now is it true??!! You WERE thinking hentai thoughts about Maxwell weren't you??!!" Sandy scolded, growling faintly.
"Perhaps..." Stan blushed, turning around and starting to hit his head again.
"Please stop that Stan!" Bijou said, placing a paw on his shoulder.
"Ok, ok... you got me! I WAS thinking hentai thoughts! Leave me alone..." he sighed, sliding down the wall to the floor.
"Oh Stan, you should've told me!" Sandy knelt down beside her older brother wiping a tear from his eye.
"See, I would've but I knew that you like him and he liked you and I had absolutely NO chance of..." he stopped, noticing that Bijou was laughing. "What?!"
"Oh I just think it's funny how both twins like Maxwell! It's kind of strange ne?" Bijou stopped but smiled widely, causing Sandy to join in the happy.
"Yeah yeah, very funny..." Stan smirked.
"Well Stan, I think you should go for it!"
"Sandy? Is that you? The Sandy I know would NEVER give up Maxwell for anyone, let alone her now gay older brother!" Stan flipped, raising an eyebrow.
"Ya see there Stan, I think you and him would be cuter together anyway and since our relationship hasn't been going so well, I decided that I actually liked someone else! So go for it!"
"OOoo! You like someone else?! Who who?!! Stan perked up, as Sandy whispered in his ear who. "Oh really?! Hey, that's pretty cool! Go get em sis!" he winked.
"Thanks, I might just do that..." she smiled with approval as Stan stood back up and started hitting his head into the wall again.
"It's pretty fun! So addicting!" he laughed, pausing from the pain to his head and 'thumbs up'ed Sandy before returning to it. Sandy and Bijou both laughed weakly as they headed back towards they're corner.
"Would you STOP that?!" a very angry and very scary Boss came up from behind the slamming Stan. Stopping briefly, he turned and grinned.
"Nope! I'm havin' fun!"
"Well go have 'fun' somewhere else! You're leaving a dent! AND NOT IN MY WALL!!!" Boss yelled, pointing away from the wall.
"Fine Boss-man! Dude what a party pooper!" he grumbled, looking around for something to hit his head on. "Hey Cappy..." he smirked before heading off towards Cappy's large red pan.
"What a trouble maker..."
*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+With Howdy and Dexter! (long time no see!!)*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+*-+
"Oh hurry up Dex!" Howdy grumbled, noticing that they were farther from the clubhouse than they thought.
"Sorry Howdy!" Dexter called from behind Howdy who had stopped and turned around and in all his hurry to catch up, he hadn't noticed that Howdy had stopped and ran head on into him. The two hamsters stared at each other, Dexter on top of Howdy, the package out of sight. They stayed like that as the minutes passed, Howdy started to feel weird.
"Um... Dex?"
"Yeah? You want me to move?" Dexter sighed, knowing this feeling couldn't last for long.
"Um, no, you don't have to if you don't want..." Howdy quickly smiled as he kissed Dexter lightly on the lips. Shocked and totally unprepared for this to happen, Dexter jumped off and sat looking at Howdy.
"Eh, sorry..." Howdy blushed madly, looking away from Dexter's shocked face. "We'd better hurry and get---" he was abruptly interuped as Dexter kissed him passionately. The two broke their kiss and stared at each other, smiling in love.
"Howdy, I love you..." Dexter said, blushing deeper than Howdy had just a little bit ago.
"I- I love you too..." Howdy smiled, caressing Dexter's face lightly,tilting his jaw a little and dove in for another kiss.
Luckily the two or the rest of the club house hadn't noticed that Pashmina had left and was now watching the two kiss in a love that she thought would be hers one day but was now lost forever in a love she had hoped for so badly. Silent tears streamed down her cheeks as he left the two alone in the light that was fading...
To be continued...
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ChibiMizu: *sniffles* Even though Pashmina isn't my favorite Ham-Ham, I shouldn't have done that too her... Now I feel REALLY bad...
Kero: While she wallows in self pity about what she herself wrote, I'm supposed to say that ChibiMizu doesn't own Cardcaptors which I came from. She just didn't want to get sued for that minor thing...
ChibiMizu: Oh I know!!
Kero: What?
ChibiMizu: I will add another pairing just so I'm not mean to poor Pashmina...0
Kero: Which would be?
ChibiMizu: I kinda hate to do this but... *winces* PenelopexPashmina! But I'm gonna make it so it's not icky! I have an IDEA! *gasps*
Kero: Sure ya do...
ChibiMizu: I do I do I do oo!
Kero: Great! She doesn't own Kenan and Kel from where that quote came from... so...
ChibiMizu: That's IT! Ending! Now!
Kero: Good bye and wish me luck with her in court...
ChibiMizu: You're STILL suing me??!!! AAUUUGGHH!! T.T;; You will PAY!! Literally! Oh and BTW, this fic was written from 8:30pm to 10:45 pm so be happy that I actually wrote it in a matter of hours! Even though my wrists are in 'cramp mode' I'm proud to say that I started and finished a fic chapter in ONE DAY! Let alone a couple hours! See what my dad wanting to watch football did to me??!! Well, adios! ^^;;
Kero: You're goin' to COURT!!!
ChibiMizu: I AM NOT!!!
Kero: Are too!!!
O.o() Let's say that Kero wont be a muse for me in the future even thought I won in court!
ChibiMizu: As if I FORGOT!! *hands out little pieces of paper witrh smiley stickers on them* Toldcha it'd be a better prize!!!