"Mysterious Disease."
by: ChibiMizu!
Disclaimer: As if you actually read this! I dun own HAMTARO! I love it to bitty bits tho! ^^
ChibiMizu: Just because I talk TOO much in the beginningy thing, I'm not talking now! No way! Not happening! BAI BAI!!!
Oh, and to inform u, sumthing changes in the pairings! Shh, it's a secret!
~*~Chapter 4~*~
*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/ at the Ham-Ham clubhouse! *-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/
"Why are you doing that?"
"EEK!" Stan practically flew up in the air as Maxwell tapped his shoulder. Blushing madly, Stan 'gulped' and frowned. In a matter of seconds, the pan and Cappy were gone.
"N-no reason..." Stan patted his face to try and make the blush fade.
"What was it that Sandy and Bijou came over to tell you? I was talking to Bijou and Sandy and they kind of confused me."
"Eh, nothing Ham-dude! Nothing!"
"But I specifically remember Sandy saying something about 'hentai thoughts'?" Maxwell raised a questioning eyebrow.
"She WHAT?!"
"Well she said that you get a nosebleed when you think nasty thoughts?" he asked more than told, trading his book to the other hand.
"Oh? And what else did she say 'bout me?" becoming nervous, Stan looked around unnervingly for Cappy or a wall. He needed to block it all out for a second.
"Well, she said a bunch of things about her liking me then you liking... it all came out so fast. Can you fill me in?" Stan chewed his lip nervously, looking for a way out of this conversation.
"Eek..." he whispered.
"Stan? Who were you thinking about?"
"Well, I, um, was, er..." he stopped, looking around for Sandy to help him on this one. Suddenly seeing her, her motioned for her to come over. Following her was Bijou.
"What's up bro?" Sandy said smoothly, grinning evily at the blush on Stan's face. "You're not going to have another nosebleed are you?" she laughed, looking from a clueless Maxwell to a squirming Stan.
"Oh stop!" Stan argued, motioning for Maxwell to ask Sandy the question.
"Sandy? Can YOU tell me who he was thinking about? He WONT tell me!" Laughing insanely, along with Bijou, Sandy shook her head in a 'no'.
"Nope! Stan has to tell ya! Come on Stan! You better hurry! Maybe somebody else might take them!"
"N-no! Bijou?"
"Sorry Stan, I have to follow Sandy on this one!" Bijou laughed and the two girl-hams left chuckling to one another.
"Please Maxwell? Do I HAVE to tell you?" Stan pleaded, half of him wanting to tell him but half scared to death to.
"I would you too... but, maybe this will change your mind!" Maxwell then dropped his book and smiled.
"Wha--" and you wouldn't think it could happen, but Stan's eyes grew about the size of Texas as Maxwell leaned in and kissed him. Overjoyed, Stan kissed back, happily hugging the taller Ham as the kiss ended.
"Now, who was it that you were thinking of?" Maxwell smirked, knowing full well.
"You..." Stand finally confessed, snuggling into Maxwell's warm fur. "I love you Maxwell..."
"I love you too Stan. I love you too..."
=/=/=AN- Gawd! *dies from fluff and sap overload* Now we're going to Hamtaro! =/=/=/
Gasping for breath, Hamtaro gazed around the clubhouse for a better way to escape the persueing Oxnard.
"Boss! Save me!" he squeaked, dashing away from Oxnard toward Boss who was trying to mend the wall.
"Save you from what?" Boss asked, turning just in time to have Hamtaro run behind him and Oxnard stop a few centimeters from him. "What's going on you two?"
"He's got the disease Boss!" Hamtaro panicked as Oxnard looked around Boss. trying to reach Hamtaro.
"Disease? What disease?" Boss asked, now confused at Oxnard's actions.
"The disease Dexter had then probably gave to Stan! Now Oxnard has it and is scaring me out of my fur!" he jumped as he felt Oxnard skooch up next to him behind Boss.
"Awe c'mon Hamtaro!" Oxnard begged, just before Boss grabbed both of them by the scruff of the neck and looked from one to the other.
"Now it sounds to me that either there really IS a disease or you guys had a fight! Why don't you kiss and make up and go on your merry little ways okay?"
"Kiss?!"
"Kiss! Okay Boss! Hamtarooo..."
"Augh! It's a figure of speech. Don't really kiss!" Boss scrunched up his face and growled as he let go of the two Ham's both blushing furiously.
"Hay Hamtaro!" a voice called from over across the room.
"One second Pashmina! Bye-Q Boss and Oxnard!" Hamtaro was relieved to be interrupted and ran over to the waving Pashmina.
"Drat it..." Oxnard snapped his fingers and sighed, slouching over and heading to a corner somewhere.
"I don't care what's going on with all these Ham-Ham's, as long as they don't destroy each other OR my property..."
$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$% Just ONE more scene! With Bijou and Sandy! $%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%
"That is pretty amusing how your brother and Maxwell hooked up!" Bijou chuckled, watching Maxwell and Stan kiss from the other side of the room.
"Yeah, it is REALLY funny! Oh, man, HOW did I know this would happen! Haha!" she mused to herself as her and Bijou watched the cute make-out scene.
"Hey wait a second!" Bijou perked up, looking over to Sandy.
"What is it? Something wrong?" Sandy asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Sort of! I want to know!"
"Know what?"
"Who?"
"Who who?"
"Don't play stupid Sandy! You know 'who' I'm talking about! Who do you like that isn't Maxwell?!" Bijou frowned at the surprised look on Sandy's face.
"Um... well I--"
"Oh! You're just as bad as Stan! Tell me please?" and with one more questioning look, her pleading came through and took the form of puppy dog eyes.
"Well..." she paused, looking out of the corner of her eye at everyone else. Luckily they seemed to be all preoccupied to notice her and Bijou.
"...?" Bijou got in Sandy's face and pointed a paw at her. "WHO?!" shrugging, Sandy sighed and gave in, kissing the already so close Bijou. Stunned, Bijou flew back from the kiss, unaware of what she was telling her.
"You..." Sandy looked away, half happy to get it off her chest and half crushed by the look of 'what the heck' on Bijou's face.
"S-sandy, I never..." Bijou's eye's softened slightly and she reached over and took Sandy's face in her pink paw. Looking deep inside Sandy's soul, Bijou could tell that she was serious and she smiled. Bijou kissed her on the cheek causing Sandy to go wide-eyed and stare blankly at the white hamster.
"Bijou?" she asked, confused by Bijou's kiss.
"I guess I love you too Sandy..."
To Be Continued...
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ChibiMizu: Another one bites the dust! BUAHAHAAA!! Also, no new muse for this time, just me being the talkative lazy butt that I am... Sorry folks, no funniness this time! *holds up a chart* See, this is the ratio thingy that explains why every relationship ends up the same way in ALL my fics! There REALLY is NO point to them! So JUST BECAUSE I never did this before, to PROVE that relationships don't always go the way you want them to, I'm gonna turn this (MAYBE) into a death fic! MUAHAHAAAA!!
My Mind: You don't REALLY wanna kill a Ham-Ham do you?
ChibiMizu: AAHH!!! GET OUT OF MY BRAIN OR THE THING I JUST CALL A BRAIN CUZ I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE!!! LEAVE ME, BEAST OF IMMORTALITY!!!
My Mind: What the heck? Don't scream geez!
ChibiMizu: Well, who said it was gonna be a Ham-Ham n e ways??!! Hehe *chuckles insanely*
My Mind: You're gonna kill Laura or Kana??!!
ChibiMizu: Now, I DIDN'T say THAT either!! It'll be a COMPLETE SHOCKER!!!! Woah...
My MInd: I doubt that...
ChibiMizu: See, this would be the part where I swear my head off! So here I go! Why you little ba---
Sorry, I couldn't do without a semi-muse! ^^;;
by: ChibiMizu!
Disclaimer: As if you actually read this! I dun own HAMTARO! I love it to bitty bits tho! ^^
ChibiMizu: Just because I talk TOO much in the beginningy thing, I'm not talking now! No way! Not happening! BAI BAI!!!
Oh, and to inform u, sumthing changes in the pairings! Shh, it's a secret!
~*~Chapter 4~*~
*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/ at the Ham-Ham clubhouse! *-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/*-/
"Why are you doing that?"
"EEK!" Stan practically flew up in the air as Maxwell tapped his shoulder. Blushing madly, Stan 'gulped' and frowned. In a matter of seconds, the pan and Cappy were gone.
"N-no reason..." Stan patted his face to try and make the blush fade.
"What was it that Sandy and Bijou came over to tell you? I was talking to Bijou and Sandy and they kind of confused me."
"Eh, nothing Ham-dude! Nothing!"
"But I specifically remember Sandy saying something about 'hentai thoughts'?" Maxwell raised a questioning eyebrow.
"She WHAT?!"
"Well she said that you get a nosebleed when you think nasty thoughts?" he asked more than told, trading his book to the other hand.
"Oh? And what else did she say 'bout me?" becoming nervous, Stan looked around unnervingly for Cappy or a wall. He needed to block it all out for a second.
"Well, she said a bunch of things about her liking me then you liking... it all came out so fast. Can you fill me in?" Stan chewed his lip nervously, looking for a way out of this conversation.
"Eek..." he whispered.
"Stan? Who were you thinking about?"
"Well, I, um, was, er..." he stopped, looking around for Sandy to help him on this one. Suddenly seeing her, her motioned for her to come over. Following her was Bijou.
"What's up bro?" Sandy said smoothly, grinning evily at the blush on Stan's face. "You're not going to have another nosebleed are you?" she laughed, looking from a clueless Maxwell to a squirming Stan.
"Oh stop!" Stan argued, motioning for Maxwell to ask Sandy the question.
"Sandy? Can YOU tell me who he was thinking about? He WONT tell me!" Laughing insanely, along with Bijou, Sandy shook her head in a 'no'.
"Nope! Stan has to tell ya! Come on Stan! You better hurry! Maybe somebody else might take them!"
"N-no! Bijou?"
"Sorry Stan, I have to follow Sandy on this one!" Bijou laughed and the two girl-hams left chuckling to one another.
"Please Maxwell? Do I HAVE to tell you?" Stan pleaded, half of him wanting to tell him but half scared to death to.
"I would you too... but, maybe this will change your mind!" Maxwell then dropped his book and smiled.
"Wha--" and you wouldn't think it could happen, but Stan's eyes grew about the size of Texas as Maxwell leaned in and kissed him. Overjoyed, Stan kissed back, happily hugging the taller Ham as the kiss ended.
"Now, who was it that you were thinking of?" Maxwell smirked, knowing full well.
"You..." Stand finally confessed, snuggling into Maxwell's warm fur. "I love you Maxwell..."
"I love you too Stan. I love you too..."
=/=/=AN- Gawd! *dies from fluff and sap overload* Now we're going to Hamtaro! =/=/=/
Gasping for breath, Hamtaro gazed around the clubhouse for a better way to escape the persueing Oxnard.
"Boss! Save me!" he squeaked, dashing away from Oxnard toward Boss who was trying to mend the wall.
"Save you from what?" Boss asked, turning just in time to have Hamtaro run behind him and Oxnard stop a few centimeters from him. "What's going on you two?"
"He's got the disease Boss!" Hamtaro panicked as Oxnard looked around Boss. trying to reach Hamtaro.
"Disease? What disease?" Boss asked, now confused at Oxnard's actions.
"The disease Dexter had then probably gave to Stan! Now Oxnard has it and is scaring me out of my fur!" he jumped as he felt Oxnard skooch up next to him behind Boss.
"Awe c'mon Hamtaro!" Oxnard begged, just before Boss grabbed both of them by the scruff of the neck and looked from one to the other.
"Now it sounds to me that either there really IS a disease or you guys had a fight! Why don't you kiss and make up and go on your merry little ways okay?"
"Kiss?!"
"Kiss! Okay Boss! Hamtarooo..."
"Augh! It's a figure of speech. Don't really kiss!" Boss scrunched up his face and growled as he let go of the two Ham's both blushing furiously.
"Hay Hamtaro!" a voice called from over across the room.
"One second Pashmina! Bye-Q Boss and Oxnard!" Hamtaro was relieved to be interrupted and ran over to the waving Pashmina.
"Drat it..." Oxnard snapped his fingers and sighed, slouching over and heading to a corner somewhere.
"I don't care what's going on with all these Ham-Ham's, as long as they don't destroy each other OR my property..."
$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$% Just ONE more scene! With Bijou and Sandy! $%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%
"That is pretty amusing how your brother and Maxwell hooked up!" Bijou chuckled, watching Maxwell and Stan kiss from the other side of the room.
"Yeah, it is REALLY funny! Oh, man, HOW did I know this would happen! Haha!" she mused to herself as her and Bijou watched the cute make-out scene.
"Hey wait a second!" Bijou perked up, looking over to Sandy.
"What is it? Something wrong?" Sandy asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Sort of! I want to know!"
"Know what?"
"Who?"
"Who who?"
"Don't play stupid Sandy! You know 'who' I'm talking about! Who do you like that isn't Maxwell?!" Bijou frowned at the surprised look on Sandy's face.
"Um... well I--"
"Oh! You're just as bad as Stan! Tell me please?" and with one more questioning look, her pleading came through and took the form of puppy dog eyes.
"Well..." she paused, looking out of the corner of her eye at everyone else. Luckily they seemed to be all preoccupied to notice her and Bijou.
"...?" Bijou got in Sandy's face and pointed a paw at her. "WHO?!" shrugging, Sandy sighed and gave in, kissing the already so close Bijou. Stunned, Bijou flew back from the kiss, unaware of what she was telling her.
"You..." Sandy looked away, half happy to get it off her chest and half crushed by the look of 'what the heck' on Bijou's face.
"S-sandy, I never..." Bijou's eye's softened slightly and she reached over and took Sandy's face in her pink paw. Looking deep inside Sandy's soul, Bijou could tell that she was serious and she smiled. Bijou kissed her on the cheek causing Sandy to go wide-eyed and stare blankly at the white hamster.
"Bijou?" she asked, confused by Bijou's kiss.
"I guess I love you too Sandy..."
To Be Continued...
=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+=/*-+
ChibiMizu: Another one bites the dust! BUAHAHAAA!! Also, no new muse for this time, just me being the talkative lazy butt that I am... Sorry folks, no funniness this time! *holds up a chart* See, this is the ratio thingy that explains why every relationship ends up the same way in ALL my fics! There REALLY is NO point to them! So JUST BECAUSE I never did this before, to PROVE that relationships don't always go the way you want them to, I'm gonna turn this (MAYBE) into a death fic! MUAHAHAAAA!!
My Mind: You don't REALLY wanna kill a Ham-Ham do you?
ChibiMizu: AAHH!!! GET OUT OF MY BRAIN OR THE THING I JUST CALL A BRAIN CUZ I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE!!! LEAVE ME, BEAST OF IMMORTALITY!!!
My Mind: What the heck? Don't scream geez!
ChibiMizu: Well, who said it was gonna be a Ham-Ham n e ways??!! Hehe *chuckles insanely*
My Mind: You're gonna kill Laura or Kana??!!
ChibiMizu: Now, I DIDN'T say THAT either!! It'll be a COMPLETE SHOCKER!!!! Woah...
My MInd: I doubt that...
ChibiMizu: See, this would be the part where I swear my head off! So here I go! Why you little ba---
Sorry, I couldn't do without a semi-muse! ^^;;