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Chapter 6
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"That doesn't COUNT, you TRICKED me!" yelled Vimes.
Louisa giggled and fluttered her fan. "Tricked, hencouraged, same difference."
Grey tried to become invisible.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"Same difference my FOOT," Vimes glowered. "I was DRUGGED!"
"Is that so?" Theodora giggled. "Even so, you were AWFULLY energetic."
"It was a SPECIAL drug."
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
Grey pulled on Wilhelmina's arm, and they held a hissed conversation.
"There was this GIRL, she was in my office, and she gave me..." a wince did a merry jig across Vimes' features "... Cough Syrup," he spat.
Wilhelmina innocently covered Grey's face with her fan.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"Ai never knew that cough syrup contained SPECIAL drugs," Louisa mused. "Maybe hwe should make it han option..."
Carrot blushed profusely. "Corporal Longbottom found traces of treated sugar in the cup," he said, trying to sound as official as possible while being in possession of two beet-red ears. "It's been assumed that the perpetrator was in contact with several apothecaries and perhaps even some alchemists, though we could find no one who would admit to using such drugs."
"Tweren't drugs, it was Nyquil," Grey muttered, adjusting her hair behind the fan.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"And she sounded... just... like... HER!" Vimes squeaked, pointing a quavering finger at Wilhelmina's upheld fan. "Move that thing out of the way!!"
Wilhelmina sighed and brought the fan down, glancing at Grey out of the corner of her eye.
Louisa, Theodora, and Roberta's mouths all dropped. "Wilhelmina, that's your-" Roberta started.
"This is hMiss Grace hMason," Louisa tittered, smacking Roberta in the stomach in a very unlady-like fashion. "She's a hnew apprentice."
Grey blushed and patted Wilhelmina's wig, which had found a new host.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"What's going on?" Ridcully asked Ponder in a stage whisper.
Ponder winced. "They seem to be having an argument," he hissed back.
Ridcully listened the conversation bounce back and forth for a while.
"About eye shadow?"
"Apparently," Ponder said miserably.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"But back to the subject, hwhy are hyou here?" Louisa asked politely, flipping her hair back.
"I'm conducting important Watch business," Vimes snapped. "There's some mud monster on the rampage."
"Grace Mason" paled. "Mud monster?" she squeaked.
"Apparently it was rude to several... citizens," he growled. "A terrible plague indeed."
"That wasn't a mud monster," Grey said, her stomach churning acidicly. "It was me. I fell into the Ankh. I'm sorry to have caused so much trouble."
Vimes glared at her for a bit. "I commend your ability to recover so quickly," he said finally. ("Of course," Grey muttered under her breath. "I've been to Los Angeles.") He turned to Ridcully. "It looks like I don't have to speak with you after all, Archchancellor. Miss Mason cleared up the problem." He touched his helmet and stalked off.
There was silence for a moment.
"Ai hwonder if he knows that he left his little hmonkey," Louisa said.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
Chapter 6
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"That doesn't COUNT, you TRICKED me!" yelled Vimes.
Louisa giggled and fluttered her fan. "Tricked, hencouraged, same difference."
Grey tried to become invisible.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"Same difference my FOOT," Vimes glowered. "I was DRUGGED!"
"Is that so?" Theodora giggled. "Even so, you were AWFULLY energetic."
"It was a SPECIAL drug."
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
Grey pulled on Wilhelmina's arm, and they held a hissed conversation.
"There was this GIRL, she was in my office, and she gave me..." a wince did a merry jig across Vimes' features "... Cough Syrup," he spat.
Wilhelmina innocently covered Grey's face with her fan.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"Ai never knew that cough syrup contained SPECIAL drugs," Louisa mused. "Maybe hwe should make it han option..."
Carrot blushed profusely. "Corporal Longbottom found traces of treated sugar in the cup," he said, trying to sound as official as possible while being in possession of two beet-red ears. "It's been assumed that the perpetrator was in contact with several apothecaries and perhaps even some alchemists, though we could find no one who would admit to using such drugs."
"Tweren't drugs, it was Nyquil," Grey muttered, adjusting her hair behind the fan.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"And she sounded... just... like... HER!" Vimes squeaked, pointing a quavering finger at Wilhelmina's upheld fan. "Move that thing out of the way!!"
Wilhelmina sighed and brought the fan down, glancing at Grey out of the corner of her eye.
Louisa, Theodora, and Roberta's mouths all dropped. "Wilhelmina, that's your-" Roberta started.
"This is hMiss Grace hMason," Louisa tittered, smacking Roberta in the stomach in a very unlady-like fashion. "She's a hnew apprentice."
Grey blushed and patted Wilhelmina's wig, which had found a new host.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"What's going on?" Ridcully asked Ponder in a stage whisper.
Ponder winced. "They seem to be having an argument," he hissed back.
Ridcully listened the conversation bounce back and forth for a while.
"About eye shadow?"
"Apparently," Ponder said miserably.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.
"But back to the subject, hwhy are hyou here?" Louisa asked politely, flipping her hair back.
"I'm conducting important Watch business," Vimes snapped. "There's some mud monster on the rampage."
"Grace Mason" paled. "Mud monster?" she squeaked.
"Apparently it was rude to several... citizens," he growled. "A terrible plague indeed."
"That wasn't a mud monster," Grey said, her stomach churning acidicly. "It was me. I fell into the Ankh. I'm sorry to have caused so much trouble."
Vimes glared at her for a bit. "I commend your ability to recover so quickly," he said finally. ("Of course," Grey muttered under her breath. "I've been to Los Angeles.") He turned to Ridcully. "It looks like I don't have to speak with you after all, Archchancellor. Miss Mason cleared up the problem." He touched his helmet and stalked off.
There was silence for a moment.
"Ai hwonder if he knows that he left his little hmonkey," Louisa said.
"Eye shadow," said Nobby, swaying back and forth.