AN: Yo no tengo el Dragonball Z. Lo comprendes? Donde estan tus panatalones?
Chapter 6: The Return of Goku
"I wonder if we can really beat this guy?" Krillin asked. "Because Goku still hasn't come back here and he's beating all of our strongest fighters badly!"
"Yeah," Gohan said, "I wonder where my dad is. He didn't tell us where he was going and we, therefore have no idea of when he'll be back and nothing has been working against him and it sounded like had an idea earlier so..."
Just then, they all heard a sound and looked and Goku was headed straight
toward them carrying a big paper bag.
"Daddy!" Gohan exclaimed (wow, what a big, tough guy).
"Hi guys!" he said. "Sorry I was gone for so long. Did I miss anything?"
"Uh," Trunks began, "we've found out that this guy's completely untouchable."
"Oh, okay, I think I get it!" Goku answered. "Hey, look, Vegeta's here!"
"What do you mean 'you get it'?" Yamcha asked. "We've barely told you anything!"
"Trust me," Goku replied. "I know this!" Suddenly, a top hat and nine canes came flying out of no where. Everyone caught a cane and Goku grabbed the hat as Refrigatom watched on in disgust. They began a song a dance number that went kind of like this:
Goku: One slimy little blob every little life he takes.
Gohan: One slimy little blob every move that he makes.
All: One punch and suddenly you're trapped inside some goo.
You know you'll be very lucky if you get through.
Goku: One power hungry blob thinking that he's the best.
Refrigatom: Soon you will be laid to rest if you don't stop...
All: Next will be our apprehension
Then we'll enter the next dimension
Cause we don't stand a chance!
Trunks: One...
"All right, that's it!" Refrigatom exclaimed and he shot a really big laser down at them. But, they had all moved somewhere else in the five minutes it took for him to build it up and he missed.
"Well, go on! Fight him!" Piccolo said.
"But I already did," Gohan complained.
"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to your dad!"
"But you said..."
"Guys," Goku interrupted. "Calm down, I can handle this." He turned toward Refrigatom. "Okay, um, whatever your name was, let's see what you can really do!"
"It's Refrigatom and all right, I'll totally annihilate you in front of all your friends if that's what you really want."
"Well, it's not going to be that easy!" Goku replied.
"Whatever," Refrigatom answered, "just thank heaven you're not one of those freaks who's hair changes color."
"Well, actually..." Goku began, but Refrigatom had started heading at him in an attack and he dropped his paper sack and started punching and kicking furiously. Refrigatom, however, had stopped a few yards away and was watching this embarrassing display.
"Carrottop!" Vegeta called. "Maybe you should watch what you're doing! Or maybe I should take over again!"
"Oh," Goku answered. "Whoops!" He moved towards Refrigatom and tried the same thing, and he missed like everybody else.
"If you guys can't do any better attacks I might as well destroy you now," Refrigatom said as he decked Goku right in the stomach.
"Hey, that kind of hurt!" Goku said as he rubbed his belly. "Maybe it's because I'm so hungry." A huge groan came from the direction the others were positioned.
"Interesting," Refrigatom said. "Apparently you're stronger than I thought you were. I thought a little nick like that would surely leave one of you people on your knees. Oh well, it's still not very much to worry about!"
"So, you think that you can beat all of us just because you can take any form at anytime, huh?" Goku said as he headed for the bag.
"Well, duh!" Refrigatom replied.
"Well, how do you like this!" Goku yelled as he suddenly produced two tubes of hair gel from the sack and began squirting them at Refrigatom. Those and the other bottles in his bag starting make a sort of prison around him. When Goku was finished, Refrigatom was trapped in a big crystal like thing of hair gel.
"I knew it would work," Goku said coolly. "It's a little less than I use on my hair every day, but I figured that it would work!" Everyone's eyes got really big (except for Gohan's) after they had seen the size of the sack and then heard that. But just then, they heard a loud boom.
A whole bunch of light was forming around Refrigatom and he blasted his way out of the hair gel.
"Oops!" Goku said after seeing this. "I guess I'll have to fight him head on!"
"You better be ready," Refrigatom said angrily, "because that was so smelly I could hardly stand it!"
"It didn't smell that bad," Goku retorted.
"If you aren't going to do it right let me do it!" complained Vegeta.
"No, I'll fight him!" Goku said. They assumed their usual fighting positions.