AN: Nine chapters, and I still don't own this show. Did you expect something different?
Chapter 9: The Defeats Keep Growing
Yamcha, Tien, and Chao Su had been freaking out the entire time. "We're done for!" Yamcha exclaimed.
"If they can't beat him, then nobody can!" Tien added.
"I'm scared, Tien!" Chao Su said.
Piccolo was running out of options. None of the attacks had worked so far and he was sure that any of the other ones wouldn't work either. So, he began staring at the Refrigatom he had been taking on.
"Are you finally done?" Refrigatom asked. "Because, if so, I'd really like to destroy you now. I should have blown up the planet hours ago and gone on to the next one but you weaklings wouldn't get out of my way." He continued to stare after stating this, however.
"You know," he added, "maybe you'd like to witness the destruction of this little planet of yours!" The Refrigatom suddenly shot a blob out of himself and pinned Piccolo to the ground. The others began freaking out.
"Good!" Vegeta exclaimed. "Maybe I can finally finish things off!" He flew toward the Refrigatom Piccolo had been attacking and began shooting lasers at it.
"This is getting very old," the Refrigatom said.
"You said it," the other one answered. "This is really messing up our plans for the day, don't you agree?"
"Oh, quite," Refrigatom answered. "I can't believe these fools are still trying to defeat us!"
"I know," Refrigatom replied. Both Goku and Vegeta had been shooting stuff at the Refrigatoms and they were running out of ammunition (so to speak). Vegeta was getting very upset at the fact that he couldn't beat this guy, and was trying to come up with witty lines to scare him, but of course he couldn't even think of anything clever so he was in a pretty bad mood. Goku, on the other hand, was still mad about his hair even though he had ruined it this time and kept on blasting Refrigatom with the same attack, hoping that he would get lucky and hit him at least once. But, he didn't.
"This is unreal, you guys," Yamcha said, freaking out. "I mean, Goku can't even beat him! What are we gonna do?"
"I don't know," Tien replied. "Maybe Goku or Vegeta will think of something soon."
"But what if they don't?" Yamcha answered.
"I'm scared, Tien!" Chao Su said.
"I can't take any more of this," Refrigatom said through the attacks.
"Me neither," Refrigatom replied.
"Do you think we should show them what we can do?" Refrigatom suggested.
"Why not?" Refrigatom answered. "This could be a lot of fun!"
"They have no idea what their in for," Refrigatom finished. Goku and Vegeta had stopped attacking at this time so they could see what the Refrigatoms were up to, which turned out to be a mistake because the second they started listening was the second the Refrigatoms began attacking them. They were also using the punching and kicking technique but it was harder to dodge because they could bend their arms and legs anyway they wanted to so they hit Goku and Vegeta on every shot, which, even though he's a blob (it's technically one person attacking them) his punches/kicks really hurt.
So, to summarize, Refrigatom(s) was kicking Goku and Vegeta's butts and Yamcha, Tien, and Chao Su were freaking out.
"Look at him!" Tien said. "He's untouchable but he's totally beating our best fighters! I don't think we're gonna get through this."
"I hate to say it, but you're right," Yamcha agreed, still freaking out. "There's no way any of us could ever beat this guy!"
"I'm scared, Tien!" Chao Su said.
Vegeta and Goku were unsuccessfully trying to defend themselves. Refrigatom had begun to throw in laser blasts and neither of them were in good shape. In fact, they both were hunched over and had little black marks every where, I think that qualifies for beat up. Eventually, Refrigatom got sick of the lack of competition and gave up on them.
"Hey, you!" Vegeta called to the others as the Refrigatoms conversed after they finished pounding on them. "Do you have any of those magic jelly bean things?!"
"Actually," Yamcha answered. "Yes! I've been carrying the previously unmentioned Sinsu beans. Do you guys want some?"
"Duh!"
"Oh, okay." He tossed a couple to Goku and Vegeta.
"Having a last meal before we finish you off?" Refrigatom asked.
"No," Goku answered. Suddenly, both of them were healed because of whatever it is those things have in them. "We've just regained all of our strength!"
"Really," Refrigatom replied. "Well, thanks for telling me that. Now I can make sure you won't do it again."
"Nice job, Carrottop!" Vegeta exclaimed. "Now we can't use any more of the previously unmentioned Sinsu beans!"
"Sorry." They began to stare at each other and nothing was really happening for a while.
"Do you think they can beat him now that they've eaten the previously unmentioned Sinsu beans?" Tien asked.
"I don't know," Yamcha replied. "I hope so, because he won't let them have any more and we're dead if they need them."
"I'm scared, Tien!" Chao Su said.
"So," Refrigatom began, "now that you've regained all of your strength, let's see what you can really do."
"All right," Vegeta began. He opened his mouth like he was going to say something else but all of a sudden one of the Refrigatoms was saying:
"Oh, so you're going to do that to me? Well, bring it on!" Vegeta flew up to him and started... punching and kicking furiously at him. And, as usual, he kept on missing. Refrigatom was not very impressed at the fact that they now had all of their energy back and still couldn't even come close.
"I am sick of this!" Refrigatom exclaimed after several minutes of this.
"Me too," Refrigatom replied. "Why don't we just finish him off now and end all of this nonsense?"
"Sounds good to me," Refrigatom answered. Refrigatom once again started returning the punches and soon Vegeta seemed to be in a lot of pain.
"Are you ready to die?" Refrigatom asked, preparing to send a blob out onto him.
"No!" Vegeta exclaimed. "I'll never let you defeat us, um, me!" And it actually seemed that he had just enough strength left to dodge this attack but just then, a ball of energy came shooting up from the ground and hit Vegeta square on, sending him falling.
"Good!" Refrigatom responded. "I was wondering what happened to that. I knew my calculations couldn't have been that far off and it worked exactly how I wanted it to!"
Vegeta was lying on the ground, but it was impossible to tell if he was conscious or not because his eyes had gone completely black like they do sometimes. So, in this state of confusion, Refrigatom shot down a blob that pinned him to the ground, too.
"Oh no!" Yamcha exclaimed as he and the others began freaking out. "We're done for! There's no way Goku can both of them on alone unless he's a lot stronger than we thought!"
"I know," Tien replied. "It looks like this is the end!"
"I'm scared, Tien!" Chao Su said.
