AN: Apparently, Akira Toriyama wouldn't sell DBZ, even though I offered all the money I had recovered from my couch cushions—all $1.27 of it. What's the deal?
Chapter 10: Goku's Assault
"Well, that takes care of that," Refrigatom said.
"Not yet," Goku replied, "you haven't gotten past me!"
"That shouldn't be to hard," Refrigatom answered, "seeing how easily I defeated your friends."
"Well I won't let you destroy the earth!" Goku exclaimed. He began clutching his fists and screaming, powering up or whatever they call it, and a whole bunch of rocks started flying around so I guess that means something.
"Oh, I'm so scared," Refrigatom said sarcastically.
"You honestly think you stand a chance against us?" Refrigatom added.
"Yes I do!" Goku said triumphantly. "Though, I really have no idea how I'm going to do it. Hmm, I'm hungry!" The other three started making weird faces and slowly floated in different directions. The Refrigatoms started laughing.
"You are so pathetic!" Refrigatom said.
"How can you beat us if you have no idea how?" Refrigatom asked.
"Your hair gel idea didn't work," Refrigatom added.
"No, but I'll think of something," Goku said. He began doing an interesting combination of the punching and kicking attack and the laser thingies attack. And actually, the Refrigatoms had to take a little bit of notice to what he was doing, but it was still basically nothing.
"I say we just take him out now and finish all of this," Refrigatom said after an episode or two of this.
"Sure," Refrigatom replied. "Maybe we can at least destroy two planets today, though I was going for five."
"Oh well," Refrigatom answered. "At least we got to see some primitive species during all of this."
"True," Refrigatom agreed. "So, how do we destroy him?"
"I say we just do what we did to those other two losers," Refrigatom replied.
"Which two?" asked Refrigatom.
"The more recent ones, " Refrigatom answered.
"Sounds good to me," Refrigatom replied.
"Well not to me!" Goku said. He had been listening to this entire conversation and was not very happy about being called primitive and a loser, especially when he knew that his hair was way better than theirs (I never said I had an opinion in that matter). "You haven't seen everything I can do yet!"
He shot a Ka-me-ha-me-ha wave at them (without messing up) and it headed straight between them and brushed both of their sides, but it did absolutely nothing to them otherwise.
"What?!" Goku exclaimed as he and the others began freaking out. "That should have easily destroyed the two of them!"
"You think that something that weak could hurt us?" Refrigatom asked.
"That felt more like a massage than an attack!" Refrigatom replied.
"Well," Goku began, looking a little on the nervous side. "I can still beat you. I have... plenty of stronger attacks that can nail both of you. I just thought that maybe you were weaker than you were saying."
"After going through one of our attacks you thought we were that weak?" Refrigatom answered. "I didn't realize we were being that easy on them!"
"If we had done that any hard it would have hardly been a work out," Refrigatom added.
"All right," Goku replied. "Well, take this!" He shot some other weird kind of attack at them that hardly touched Refrigatom.
"I can't take it any more," Refrigatom said. "I'm going to destroy him now."
"You don't think I'm going to stop it?" Refrigatom replied. This time, they said it so quietly that Goku was hardly prepared when a blob came shooting at him from Refrigatom's direction and pinned him, like Piccolo and Vegeta, to the ground. Yamcha, Tien, and Chao Su look like they were going to go completely hay wire.
"Oh, my hair," Goku said, "I've failed you!" He put up a weak struggle that hardly worked as the others assessed the situation.
"Did I just see that?!" Yamcha exclaimed. "We're dead!!!!!"
"Everyone's down!" Tien added. "Earth is doomed!"
"I'm scared, Tien!" Chao Su said.
"So, are you going to put up a pathetic excuse for a fight or should we just blow up the planet now?" asked Refrigatom.
"Yes!" Tien suddenly exclaimed.
" 'Yes' to what part?!"
"The first one!" Tien answered
"Are you nuts?!" Yamcha said. "There's no way we can beat this guy!"
"I know," Tien replied, "but we've got to try at least."
"Okay," Yamcha answered, "but what do we do?"
"I have an idea," he replied.
"I'm scared, Tien!" Chao Su said.
"Hey!" Yamcha called up to the Refrigatoms. "Give us a few minutes! We need to talk!"
"Oh, all right," Refrigatom replied. "There's no harm in letting them do that." "There's no way they can destroy us," Refrigatom said. The three of them conferred for several minutes until they finally turned around and stared their attackers right in the eyes.
"Are you sure it'll work," Yamcha whispered.
"I hope so," Tien answered.
"I'm scared, Tien!" Chao Su said.
"Please don't make this very long, I'm already way off schedule!" Refrigatom called.
"Don't worry," Tien replied. "It won't be!" Yamcha and Tien suddenly flew up and started punching and kicking and shooting lasers at the Refrigatoms. Of course, they dodged them very easily, so easily they probably would have found it harder to sleep. But, Yamcha and Tien seemed persistent even thought they obviously didn't stand a chance and Refrigatom was hardly noticing them at all.
"So, when are we going to blow it up?" Refrigatom asked.
"Why don't we wait a minute or two," Refrigatom replied. "I want some time to actually build up some strength."
"All right," Refrigatom answered. "So do we shoot a huge ball that destroy the planet in one quick giant blow or one of those little lasers that makes it shake just before it blows up."
"Well," Refrigatom said, "seeing how annoying these people were, probably the little laser. But make sure we get back to the ship, I don't want to fly half a light year just trying to find another planet with space pods again."
"Okay, okay," Refrigatom replied. They levitated there for a while and
basically relaxed as Yamcha and Tien kept on attacking them. In the meantime, Chao Su was off in some corner doing something with his hands.
Tien and Yamcha didn't seem to be having much luck. Neither of them had come even close to hitting Refrigatom (even if he couldn't move) and nothing was really happening, except for the fact that both of the Refrigatoms were being forced to move toward each other. So, there was even less progress than there was when the others were fighting him.
"If you two are done playing can we go destroy your planet now?" said Refrigatom.
"Oh, okay!" Yamcha replied.
"Hey!" Tien exclaimed.
"Whoops! Sorry. Um, no! We won't let you blow up the earth."
"We really have to get going," Refrigatom added.
"Go get this!" Tien said, while punching and missing him by a mile.
"I know your having a lot of fun playing this game," Refrigatom commented, "but there's no more time for it."