Authors Note: hey peoples this is our lovely story. Sard has this in story
form it's shorter. I have it in script form. Well r/r please?????
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Duo: (answers the phone) Hello? ...QUIT CALLING ME! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! JUST DIE ALREADY! AHHHH!!!!
Guy on Phone: (hangs up)
Duo: (hangs up)
Sard: Whoa! who was that?!
Duo: wrong number. some guy asking for Malisa.
Sard: oh
Heero: i'm telling ya.. ask for their address and i'd be happy to go and blow 'em up!
Dreamer: *gasps* HEERO YUY!!! *elbows him in the gut*
Heero: hn
Duo: (looks over at Heero & Dreamer) how long have you been there?
Dreamer: *shrugs* a few hours or so
Duo: how the hell did you get in my house?
Heero: we just sorta... appeared... i guess
Quatre: I'm bored
Trowa: we've sitting here all day
Sard: yeah i know.
Duo: that's we do all the time. until something exciting happens *knock at door*
Duo: who the hell is it!!!
*no answer*
Duo: *steam coming out of his ears* I SAID... WHO IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: fuck you! i'm not answering the door. Quatre: DUO BE NICE!!! *goes to the door and opens it* there's nobody there......
Dreamer: i hate people that do that
Duo: that's why i said i didn't want to answer the door, stupie.
Trowa: why is it we just sit around all day. lets go outside.
Sard: Better! (show's everyone the magazine i was reading) we'll go here
Dreamer: *not wanting to get up* where???
Duo: IT'S A BRA!
Sard: oops! wrong picture
Dreamer: duo i'm sure you wouldn't mind going there anyways
Duo: hey! i resent that!
Wufei: put a cork in it! where are we going Sard?
Sard: HERE! my dad's cabin. (points to picture of cabin surrounded with a circular living room on a sunny beach) my dad has one just like this!
Dreamer: YAY!!!!!!! I love cabins!!!!!!!!!
Sard: ROAD TRIP!!
Dreamer: i'll go get the food!!!
Dreamer: (goes to get food. comes back out and finds that everyone is already in the car and packed) wow! that was fast.
Sard: DREAMER! get in the car. we decided to stop by McDonalds!
Dreamer: well i got enough food to last us a lifetime
Heero: We're going to McDonalds! (yanks her into the car) Dreamer: okkay! ^_^ i gots lots of food for the cabin for snacks for when we get there!
Duo: (driving. stops at a stop sign but doesn't move for a while)
Sard: DUO! there's no one on the road! move already.
Duo: hang on (looking into the window) there's a guy behind me. i want to see how long it takes to tick him off
Dreamer: this should be amusing
Quatre: hehehehehehehe
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Guy honking his horn from behind them: (reads our bumper sticker: 'Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes')
Duo: *laughs* should we go or stay here?
Sard: (lays back) i'm fine right where we are.
Guy: **honk*honk**
Duo: ah, lets move for him. (drives across the street to the other stop sign)
Guy: (pulls up in front of us and stops)
Duo: DAMNIT!
Dreamer: *laughing her arse off*
Duo: alright that's it!!!!!!!!!!! *rams the car into the guy*
Guy: HEY WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR BAKA!
Duo: NOBODY CALLS ME BAKA!
Sard: yeah we do.
Duo: (to Sard with a sad face) I know. but i just want to sound like the tough guy
Dreamer: in otherwords nobody but us calls you baka
Duo: yeah so beat it creep before i ram into you again!!
Quatre: poor car
Duo: poor my ass! it looks pretty expensive to me! (rams it again)
Quatre: kill that guys car all you want!!! i was talking about this one!!!!!!!
Duo: don't worry about this one. it's a cheap piece of crap anyway. (leans out of the car to yell at the guy in front of him) WITH 500 HORSE POWER!!!!!!! (rams the guy's car)
Sard: what you calling cheap!!!! this thing cost a bundle!!!!
Duo: o.O you're right. maybe i should stop being a jerk. (turns right around and rams him again) temptation got the better of me.
Sard: oh well it was Quatre's money anyway!!!
Quatre: WHAT!!!!
Dreamer: oops....
Quatre: DUO!
Duo: well, (sarcastically acting like a prissy girl) if you you wanted it that much you shouldn't have lent it to me (turns right around and starts honking the horn)
Dreamer: *laughing her arse off*
Duo: (reads the passage) whats an 'arse'?
Dreamer: ass you idiot!!!!!!! you know like your butt!
Duo: your ass fell off?
Everyone: *falls down anime style*
Duo: whaaaaaaaaaaat? what did i do now
Dreamer: Sard i give up... you explain it to him
Sard: explain it yourself. aint my problem.
Duo: (rams the guy again)
Sard: STOP THAT!
Duo: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?
Heero: DUO STOP IT OR I'M GONNA CHOP THAT BRIAD OF YOURS OFF AND I WILL TOO!!!!!!!!!
Duo: (put the car in reverse and backs up really fast)
Heero: (falls backwards)
Duo: (rocks the car back and forth, back and forth)
Everyone: (toppling over in their seats)
Heero: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes out a pair of scissors and chops his braid off*
Wufei: *laughing*
Duo: what's so funny!!!
Wufei: i didn't think he'd accually do it!!!
Duo: it was a fakie! hahaha! (takes of fakie and real hair folds out)
Heero: (attempts that braid)
Duo: (rocks Heero back on his butt and leaps out of the car)
Dreamer: Heero? ...Heero?
Heero: (wakes up) hun?
Dreamer: good. I'm glad you're okay. while you were hallucinating we got away from that guy.
{it's night and Trowa's driving}
Heero: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamer: HEERO!!!! *wakes him up* are you okkay?
Heero: where am i???
Duo: you said something about cutting off my hair and fell back and hit your head. WHY WON'T THIS ASSHOLE MOVE!!
Heero: hn
Duo: TROWA RUN INTO HIM FOR GAUD SAKES!
Trowa: well, Duo, i'm not like you. i'll wait till he moves
Quatre: he's not moving. (looking in at the guy)
Sard: omg...he isn't
Dreamer: when are we going to get there???
Heero: yeah how much longer do we have to drive?
Sard: he still isn't moving
Everyone: (leans over the seats to see)
Wufei: onna, go look and see if he's okay.
Dreamer: YOU GO LOOK! i'm not getting out of this car!
Trowa: I'll go look (steps out)
Dreamer: good luck
Trowa: you mean i have to go alone!
Dreamer: fine i'll come with you
Trowa+Dreamer: *walk towards the car*
Dreamer: (huddled behind T)
Trowa: sir? sir are you alright?
{no answer}
Dreamer: sir?
Dreamer & Trowa: (give each other a look)
Trowa: (leans over to look in the car)
Dreamer: i'm scared
Trowa: it'll be okkay
Dreamer: you sure???
Trowa: positive *leans back into the car to see if the guys okkay*
Dreamer: are you really sure?
Trowa: posit...OMG!!!! HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamer: *screams the highest pitch you could ever hear in your life and faints*
Heero: what the hell!!!! *runs and catches Dr before she hits the ground* what happened??
Trowa: WE KILLED HIM!
Quatre: (leans over and checks his pulse) he IS dead!
Duo: (runs over) nuh huh! there's no blood.
Quatre: judging by how cold the skin is and the signs around the car and body, he had a heart attack when we 1st hit him. he's been dead for hours.
Sard: (cries on Duo's chest)
Wufei: BAKA! you killed him!
Duo: No!!!! i couldn't have killed him!!!!
Dreamer: hey look... what's that!!! *points to a bottle of pills*
Heero: what the hell...
Quatre: (looks at the pills) he was on medication. this man had a very weak heart. no wonder it was so easy to kill him.
Trowa: maybe we should check his wallet.
Dreamer: why not? we already killed him. why not just rob his ass. *opens his wallet* hey there's a note inside. It looks like a suicide note
Duo: oh wait! there's more! it says "p.s. this is not a suicide note. i've run away from home"
Everyone: :'( AWW...
Dreamer: oh thank gaud
Trowa: whew
Dreamer: wait. what are we supposed to do?
Sard: (to Dr) what do you mean thank gaud?! if he didn't kill himself then we killed him!!
Dreamer: oh yeah.
Quatre: (looking at the driver's license) he's only 16. i wonder why he would run away from home.
Dreamer: well lets call and find out
Heero: or we could just go to his house
Duo: AHH! no we can't!!! we killed him! they'll sue us!
Dreamer: no! you killed him. they'll sue you.
Duo: I KNOW! please don't let me go to jail!
Trowa: chill duo, we don't have to say anything we could just say that we found him like that
Dreamer: yeah duo they never have to know that you're a MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: NOOO!!! I'M NOT A MURDERER!
Sard: (points to Duo sarcastically) humph! the God of Death.
Duo: so what's in a name?
Dreamer: apparently alot!
Duo: WHAT DO WE DO?!?! WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!
Sard: we'll make it look like an accident
Dreamer: omg omg omg how are we going to do that *starts going off into a nervous breakdown*
Heero: *slaps her*
Dreamer: (comes to her sences and slaps Heero back)
Trowa: i know. we can crash the car. if anybody found it they would see he had a heart attack and crashed in the middle of nowhere.
Duo: YES! that's what we'll do!!
Dreamer: yeah yeah yeah, we'll push it off a cliff! yeah yeah yeah yeah
Heero: *slaps her again*
Dreamer: (grabs him by the shoulder and punches him) STOP THAT!!!
Heero: stop what?
Sard: (gets in the truck and shoves the guy over so i can drive) Dreamer: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe drive it over a cliff hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Heero: *slaps her once again*
Sard: (drives it to the side of the road and gets out)
Everyone: (pushes it down the side of the road)
Dreamer: *starts laughing like a maniac*
Heero: *slaps her twice*
Quatre: actually, the truck was pretty cold. if the medication was thrown off balance by coke or something it would give a died feel. meaning that victim was alive.
Guy in Car: what the...OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crash. explosion)
Everyone: **sweatdrop**
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Duo: (answers the phone) Hello? ...QUIT CALLING ME! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! JUST DIE ALREADY! AHHHH!!!!
Guy on Phone: (hangs up)
Duo: (hangs up)
Sard: Whoa! who was that?!
Duo: wrong number. some guy asking for Malisa.
Sard: oh
Heero: i'm telling ya.. ask for their address and i'd be happy to go and blow 'em up!
Dreamer: *gasps* HEERO YUY!!! *elbows him in the gut*
Heero: hn
Duo: (looks over at Heero & Dreamer) how long have you been there?
Dreamer: *shrugs* a few hours or so
Duo: how the hell did you get in my house?
Heero: we just sorta... appeared... i guess
Quatre: I'm bored
Trowa: we've sitting here all day
Sard: yeah i know.
Duo: that's we do all the time. until something exciting happens *knock at door*
Duo: who the hell is it!!!
*no answer*
Duo: *steam coming out of his ears* I SAID... WHO IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: fuck you! i'm not answering the door. Quatre: DUO BE NICE!!! *goes to the door and opens it* there's nobody there......
Dreamer: i hate people that do that
Duo: that's why i said i didn't want to answer the door, stupie.
Trowa: why is it we just sit around all day. lets go outside.
Sard: Better! (show's everyone the magazine i was reading) we'll go here
Dreamer: *not wanting to get up* where???
Duo: IT'S A BRA!
Sard: oops! wrong picture
Dreamer: duo i'm sure you wouldn't mind going there anyways
Duo: hey! i resent that!
Wufei: put a cork in it! where are we going Sard?
Sard: HERE! my dad's cabin. (points to picture of cabin surrounded with a circular living room on a sunny beach) my dad has one just like this!
Dreamer: YAY!!!!!!! I love cabins!!!!!!!!!
Sard: ROAD TRIP!!
Dreamer: i'll go get the food!!!
Dreamer: (goes to get food. comes back out and finds that everyone is already in the car and packed) wow! that was fast.
Sard: DREAMER! get in the car. we decided to stop by McDonalds!
Dreamer: well i got enough food to last us a lifetime
Heero: We're going to McDonalds! (yanks her into the car) Dreamer: okkay! ^_^ i gots lots of food for the cabin for snacks for when we get there!
Duo: (driving. stops at a stop sign but doesn't move for a while)
Sard: DUO! there's no one on the road! move already.
Duo: hang on (looking into the window) there's a guy behind me. i want to see how long it takes to tick him off
Dreamer: this should be amusing
Quatre: hehehehehehehe
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Guy honking his horn from behind them: (reads our bumper sticker: 'Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes')
Duo: *laughs* should we go or stay here?
Sard: (lays back) i'm fine right where we are.
Guy: **honk*honk**
Duo: ah, lets move for him. (drives across the street to the other stop sign)
Guy: (pulls up in front of us and stops)
Duo: DAMNIT!
Dreamer: *laughing her arse off*
Duo: alright that's it!!!!!!!!!!! *rams the car into the guy*
Guy: HEY WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR BAKA!
Duo: NOBODY CALLS ME BAKA!
Sard: yeah we do.
Duo: (to Sard with a sad face) I know. but i just want to sound like the tough guy
Dreamer: in otherwords nobody but us calls you baka
Duo: yeah so beat it creep before i ram into you again!!
Quatre: poor car
Duo: poor my ass! it looks pretty expensive to me! (rams it again)
Quatre: kill that guys car all you want!!! i was talking about this one!!!!!!!
Duo: don't worry about this one. it's a cheap piece of crap anyway. (leans out of the car to yell at the guy in front of him) WITH 500 HORSE POWER!!!!!!! (rams the guy's car)
Sard: what you calling cheap!!!! this thing cost a bundle!!!!
Duo: o.O you're right. maybe i should stop being a jerk. (turns right around and rams him again) temptation got the better of me.
Sard: oh well it was Quatre's money anyway!!!
Quatre: WHAT!!!!
Dreamer: oops....
Quatre: DUO!
Duo: well, (sarcastically acting like a prissy girl) if you you wanted it that much you shouldn't have lent it to me (turns right around and starts honking the horn)
Dreamer: *laughing her arse off*
Duo: (reads the passage) whats an 'arse'?
Dreamer: ass you idiot!!!!!!! you know like your butt!
Duo: your ass fell off?
Everyone: *falls down anime style*
Duo: whaaaaaaaaaaat? what did i do now
Dreamer: Sard i give up... you explain it to him
Sard: explain it yourself. aint my problem.
Duo: (rams the guy again)
Sard: STOP THAT!
Duo: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?
Heero: DUO STOP IT OR I'M GONNA CHOP THAT BRIAD OF YOURS OFF AND I WILL TOO!!!!!!!!!
Duo: (put the car in reverse and backs up really fast)
Heero: (falls backwards)
Duo: (rocks the car back and forth, back and forth)
Everyone: (toppling over in their seats)
Heero: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes out a pair of scissors and chops his braid off*
Wufei: *laughing*
Duo: what's so funny!!!
Wufei: i didn't think he'd accually do it!!!
Duo: it was a fakie! hahaha! (takes of fakie and real hair folds out)
Heero: (attempts that braid)
Duo: (rocks Heero back on his butt and leaps out of the car)
Dreamer: Heero? ...Heero?
Heero: (wakes up) hun?
Dreamer: good. I'm glad you're okay. while you were hallucinating we got away from that guy.
{it's night and Trowa's driving}
Heero: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamer: HEERO!!!! *wakes him up* are you okkay?
Heero: where am i???
Duo: you said something about cutting off my hair and fell back and hit your head. WHY WON'T THIS ASSHOLE MOVE!!
Heero: hn
Duo: TROWA RUN INTO HIM FOR GAUD SAKES!
Trowa: well, Duo, i'm not like you. i'll wait till he moves
Quatre: he's not moving. (looking in at the guy)
Sard: omg...he isn't
Dreamer: when are we going to get there???
Heero: yeah how much longer do we have to drive?
Sard: he still isn't moving
Everyone: (leans over the seats to see)
Wufei: onna, go look and see if he's okay.
Dreamer: YOU GO LOOK! i'm not getting out of this car!
Trowa: I'll go look (steps out)
Dreamer: good luck
Trowa: you mean i have to go alone!
Dreamer: fine i'll come with you
Trowa+Dreamer: *walk towards the car*
Dreamer: (huddled behind T)
Trowa: sir? sir are you alright?
{no answer}
Dreamer: sir?
Dreamer & Trowa: (give each other a look)
Trowa: (leans over to look in the car)
Dreamer: i'm scared
Trowa: it'll be okkay
Dreamer: you sure???
Trowa: positive *leans back into the car to see if the guys okkay*
Dreamer: are you really sure?
Trowa: posit...OMG!!!! HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamer: *screams the highest pitch you could ever hear in your life and faints*
Heero: what the hell!!!! *runs and catches Dr before she hits the ground* what happened??
Trowa: WE KILLED HIM!
Quatre: (leans over and checks his pulse) he IS dead!
Duo: (runs over) nuh huh! there's no blood.
Quatre: judging by how cold the skin is and the signs around the car and body, he had a heart attack when we 1st hit him. he's been dead for hours.
Sard: (cries on Duo's chest)
Wufei: BAKA! you killed him!
Duo: No!!!! i couldn't have killed him!!!!
Dreamer: hey look... what's that!!! *points to a bottle of pills*
Heero: what the hell...
Quatre: (looks at the pills) he was on medication. this man had a very weak heart. no wonder it was so easy to kill him.
Trowa: maybe we should check his wallet.
Dreamer: why not? we already killed him. why not just rob his ass. *opens his wallet* hey there's a note inside. It looks like a suicide note
Duo: oh wait! there's more! it says "p.s. this is not a suicide note. i've run away from home"
Everyone: :'( AWW...
Dreamer: oh thank gaud
Trowa: whew
Dreamer: wait. what are we supposed to do?
Sard: (to Dr) what do you mean thank gaud?! if he didn't kill himself then we killed him!!
Dreamer: oh yeah.
Quatre: (looking at the driver's license) he's only 16. i wonder why he would run away from home.
Dreamer: well lets call and find out
Heero: or we could just go to his house
Duo: AHH! no we can't!!! we killed him! they'll sue us!
Dreamer: no! you killed him. they'll sue you.
Duo: I KNOW! please don't let me go to jail!
Trowa: chill duo, we don't have to say anything we could just say that we found him like that
Dreamer: yeah duo they never have to know that you're a MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: NOOO!!! I'M NOT A MURDERER!
Sard: (points to Duo sarcastically) humph! the God of Death.
Duo: so what's in a name?
Dreamer: apparently alot!
Duo: WHAT DO WE DO?!?! WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!
Sard: we'll make it look like an accident
Dreamer: omg omg omg how are we going to do that *starts going off into a nervous breakdown*
Heero: *slaps her*
Dreamer: (comes to her sences and slaps Heero back)
Trowa: i know. we can crash the car. if anybody found it they would see he had a heart attack and crashed in the middle of nowhere.
Duo: YES! that's what we'll do!!
Dreamer: yeah yeah yeah, we'll push it off a cliff! yeah yeah yeah yeah
Heero: *slaps her again*
Dreamer: (grabs him by the shoulder and punches him) STOP THAT!!!
Heero: stop what?
Sard: (gets in the truck and shoves the guy over so i can drive) Dreamer: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe drive it over a cliff hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Heero: *slaps her once again*
Sard: (drives it to the side of the road and gets out)
Everyone: (pushes it down the side of the road)
Dreamer: *starts laughing like a maniac*
Heero: *slaps her twice*
Quatre: actually, the truck was pretty cold. if the medication was thrown off balance by coke or something it would give a died feel. meaning that victim was alive.
Guy in Car: what the...OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crash. explosion)
Everyone: **sweatdrop**