4:38 PM 8/26/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Spongebob Squarepants
"Everybody loves PIE!" -Spongebob
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (grinning) That they do, that they do. (to audiance) Hello again, and welcome to Part 2 of "All Aboard!" where
outside our fairly large protective steel-plated shield members of the audiance along with others are voting right this very
minute.
Goku: (to Chu) It sounds more like there's a brawl going on outside.
Chuquita: Nonsense, the voting process is a very civilized system.
Mirai: (shrieks as a huge dent appears in the wall behind him) [turns his camera towards it] That's not a good sign.
Chuquita: Yet another reason why I decided to have that thing put in. [taps on the wall]
Vegeta: (big happy grins) So?
Chuquita: (blinks, confused) So what?
Vejitto: Mommy would appreciate it if you'd give us the update on how she's doing in the polls.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) (dryly) Is THAT what that big excitable grin on his face is for?
Vegeta: Heee...
Chuquita: Well Vedge, as much as I'd like to tell you, I can't.
Vegeta: (sadly) Why not?
Goku: [notices the sad look on Veggie's face and hugs him] (comforting) Poor lil-lil Veggie. (squeeze)
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh-heh...
Chuquita: Hoo-boy. Well, the first reason I can't tell you is I just uploaded Part 1 about, [looks down at her watch] 7 hours
ago.
Vegeta: (enraged) SEVEN HOURS IS PLENTY OF TIME!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) Well I sort of have this habit of not checking any reviews until the day after I load or update a fic.
You know, it's the whole "a watched pot never boils" thing. Reason number 2, I can't check and see if anyone voted via e-mail
yet because it's 9:30pm--way too late for me to be doing online stuff. And the last reason, 3, is because I'm afraid if I
tell you how many people "voted Veggie" as opposed to Chi-Chi on the poll Nekoni set up for me that it would influence the
other people who have yet to use that particular method of voting.
Gogeta: So you DO know how many people have voted so far in that last one.
Chuquita: Yes. Yes I do. And I will reveal the results of the entire poll (all 3 ways to vote incorperated together) in the
last chapter's Corner. Obviously I can't reveal it in the following story because this poll is going to determine which story
gets written next.
Vegeta: (grumbles) In other words you're going to make me wait.
Chuquita: Pretty much, yeah. (shrugs)
Vegeta: (growls angrily) [pauses as a loud banging sound can be heard on the outside of the shield]
Sound: GO-CHAN! GO-CHAN ARE YOU IN THERE!!
Goku: (very much relieved) It's Chi-Chi!
Vegeta: (snorts) She can't get in here anyway.
Chuquita: Actually there's a secret passageway, I can get her, Gohan, and Goten in here within the arrow if they follow the
instructions.
Gogeta: (grins) You mean there's a way OUT of this death-trap?
Vegeta: [bops Goggie again] You sassing me again, boy?
Gogeta: (whimpers) No Kaasan.
Vejitto: (happily) _I_ love you Kaasan!
Gogeta: (mutters) Suck-up. *grumble* *grumble* Mama's boy...
Vejitto: [backslaps Goggie across the head, sending it smashing through into the desk] AM NOT!!
Gogeta: [head now stuck in desk] Mmmpha mmph!
Chuquita: (chuckle)
Goku: (giggles) Silly Goggie!
Chi-Chi: [from somewhere underneath them] WE'RE COMIN GOKU!!
Goku: YAY! (cheers)
Vegeta: (glares at the floor) Yes, it seems the demon Onna is about to rise from the firey depths of H.F.I.L to greet us,
Kakarrotto-chan.
Goku: (pouty-face) Little Veggie don't say mean things about my Chi-chan.
Vegeta: Hmmph....*idea!* [smiles widely and takes off his boots and training pants to reveal his briefs] Give me a boost up
onto your lap will ya, Kaka-chan?
Goku: (narrows his eyes at Veggie) You're trying to make Chi-chan mad at you aren't you Veggie?
Vegeta: (mockingly shocked and agast) Now why would _I_ do such a thing like _THAT_!
Chuquita: Because you enjoy seeing Chi-Chi in misery, that's why Vedge-head.
Vegeta: (hisses) I didn't ask YOU. [turns back to Goku] Now boost me on up there! Onna and your Kaka-spawn are getting
closer!
Vejitto: [looks off into the distance] We are? Where?
Gogeta: (also confused) I don't see anybody.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (sarcasm) Thank you Lord for giving my fusion-babies Kakarrotto's intelligent reasoning skills.
Goku: (giggles, embarassed) Aww, Veggie how sweet of you! (blushes lightly)
Vegeta: ... (glowing bright red) Uhh, I, was joking Kaka-ka--r--ohhh!!! [slaps himself across the face until the redness has
dissipated] *whew*! Now where was I? [glances over at Vejitto and Gogeta, both of whom are trying to make sense of where the
new guests are coming from] Oh yeah. [beats them both over the head senseless]
Gogeta: OWW OWW OWW OWW OWW!!!
Vejitto: (whimpers) Kaasan that HURT!
Vegeta: GOOD! (to Goku) Boost me Kakarrotto!
Goku: [notices the trap-door across the room beginning to open] I don't think that's such a good idea little Veggie...
Vegeta: I SAID BOOST ME!!
Goku: (shrugs) [lifts Veggie up onto his lap] Can't say you didn't ask for it.
Gogeta: (snickers at Chi-Chi, who's trying to climb out of the trap-door with the help of Gohan and Goten) And I thought I'd
gotten the beating of a life. (glances over at Veggie and snickers some more) (turns to Vejitto) (smirks) Would you care to
announce the next chapter, dear 'brother'?
Vejitto: (giggles) I would love to. (to audiance) And now on with Part 2!!!
Summary: After Bulma suggests the prince take a vacation, Veggie decides to do just that--and purchases a huge
oceanliner. While saying his two-week temporary goodbyes, a devastated Son Goku sneaks onto the ship, fearing for what could
possibly happen to his little buddy if left alone without protection. When Chi-Chi finds out she decides to take action and
with the help of Gohan and Piccolo, track down the oceanliner to "save" Son. How will they find one person on this 'little
chunk of Bejito-sei'? Does he WANT to be found? Does Veggie even know Goku is there? Find out!
Gogeta: (to Ji) You did a good job.
Vejitto: (grins) Aww, thanks!
Gogeta: I get to introduce the next one through.
Vejitto: (pouts) Ohhh...
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" Ahh, sweet sweet self-indulgence. " Vegeta sighed happily as he dropped his suitcases and totebag to the ground.
The ouji removed his trench-coat and hat to reveal he was wearing swim-trunks underneath, " Now where's that shirt? " he
opened his totebag full of clothes only to yelp as a wild yet familiar strong scent exploded out of the bag, " HOLY--ech! "
Vegeta pinched his nose, " If I didn't know better I'd say it smells like KAKARROT in here! " he gawked.
" Heehee.....hee... " the same giggle, only in a quieter tone, emited from the bottom of the totebag.
" It's like Kakarrotto EXPLODED in here or something?! " Vegeta exclaimed as he searched through the clothes for his
shirt. Suddenly a familiar arm stuck out of the piles of clothes holding Vegeta's desired t-shirt. The ouji took the shirt
from the hand and put it on, " Thanks. " he said while smiling down at his hawaiian shirt which was covered in little
palm-trees. Vegeta grabbed his sunglasses off the counter and put them on, " Heh-heh. Lookin good! " he snickered at himself
in the mirror, then left the room. Vegeta paused and did a double-take. He whipped around to see there was no longer an arm
sticking out of his totebag. The small saiyajin scratched his head in bewilderment, " Hmm. " he shrugged, " Imagination's
getting the best of me. " Vegeta shook his head, then left.
" Heeheehee, silly little Veggie. " Goku poked his head out above the clothes in the totebag as he watched his little
buddy leave down the hall outside. The larger saiyajin hopped out of the bag and dusted himself off, then proudly marched out
of the room after Vegeta, " I am very clever, no? "
" *Slurrrrrrrrp* Ahh! " a very content little ouji sighed as he sipped out of the straw in his glass of Pepsi,
" Bulma couldn't have been more right. This is EXACTLY what I needed. Rest and relaxation WITHOUT Kakarrotto! "
" Heeheeheeheehee! "
Vegeta froze, then sat up and lifted his sun glasses. The small saiyajin frantically looked around, " I can't believe
this. NOW I'm hearing him?! I thought getting away from Kakarrotto was supposed to santize me, not INsantize me! "
" ... "
He waited for the eager little giggle to make itself known again, then sighed with relief when it didn't. Vegeta sat
back in his deck chair and yawned, then closed his eyes, smiling serenely.
Goku grinned as he floated upside-down infront of the ouji, " Aww, Veggie looks so happy when he's sleeping. " he
whispered to himself, " I better not say anything to wake him. " Goku nodded, then floated back upright and dropped onto the
prince, " Are you asleep little Veggie? " he whispered. The ouji only nodded lightly.
" Heeeeee... " Goku grinned, " You know what little Veggie, I guess you're not gonna get eaten by any sea-monsters
after all. " he said, looking around to find nothing but calm waters, " Good thing I'm here to make sure none of 'um show up
just in case huh? "
" Mmpha mmha... " Vegeta muttered something unaudible in his sleep.
" Hmm. " Goku peered down closer until he was nose-to-nose with the little ouji.
Vegeta cringed, the same smell from the totebag re-entered his nostrils. The smaller saiyajin's eyes flung open only
to see nothing before him except the railing that went along the edges of the ship and the ocean. He sat there, puzzled,
" Ka--karrotto? " Vegeta looked around, then sniffed his shirt to find the scent leftover from the totebag was now even
stronger, " Oh YUCK!! " he backed up onto his chair, " KAKARROTTO IF YOU'RE HERE I SWEAR I'LL--I'll... " Vegeta trailed off,
unable to sense a ki that was even vaguely simliar to Goku's, " I'll lose my mind before I let you crowd my throughts while
I'm on vacation FROM YOU!! " he got up, " Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to head over to the spa and sweat off
all this kaka-juice if that's oh-kay with you KAKARROTTO! HA! " he whipped around, only to find no one in behind him. Vegeta
sweatdropped, " And I thought _I_ was the stalker... "
" Hello, welcome to the spa, I'm Nicole, the appointment manager, how may I take your order. " a bored girl with a
blonde ponytail said as she stood behind a tall desk.
" HI!! " a happy voice came from infront of the desk. The girl looked around, confused, " Hello! Here I am! " an arm
waved over the top of the desk. She blinked and peered over the top to see Vegeta grinning up at her.
The girl sweatdropped, " And so another intreging day on the high seas begins. " she said sarcastically, " May I help
you sir? " she asked Vegeta.
" Yes, I'd like to sweat all this kaka-juice off my body and get refreshed! " the ouji said determinedly.
The girl looked down in her appointment book, " Well aren't you the lucky one. There's an opening in the back. " she
said blandly.
" YAY! " Vegeta cheered, then zipped off.
The girl sighed, " Some days I wonder why I even took this job. "
" AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! " Vegeta sighed contently as he layed belly-down on the massage table.
The ouji had a towel covering his rear end, " Now THIS is REAL pleasure. " he nodded and closed his eyes. The ouji smiled,
" You have such warm, soothing hands. " the small saiyajin blushed lightly.
" *giggle* Why thank you VEGGIE! "
" ... " Vegeta's eyes popped open. A large sweatdrop hanging down on the side of his head. He glanced upward in shock
and terror at the realization that only one person on the entire planet called him by that nickname. Vegeta's eyes widened as
he came face-to-face with the owner of the warm soothing hands which were currently rubbing the ouji's back.
" Goodmorning to you too sleepyhead. " Goku grinned happily at Vegeta, " So, how ya feelin? "
" AAUGH!!! " Vegeta screamed, then lept off the table, the towel still around his waist, " YOU! " he freaked out,
pointing to Goku, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! I LEFT YOUR HOUSE HOURS AGO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM
SOBBING WILDLY FOR ME AND PINEING AWAY FOR MY SAFE RETURN!! " Vegeta waved his arms in the air.
Goku just laughed at him, unfazed, " Silly Veggie. " he smiled, " I thought about doing that for a while, but then I
got a better idea! So instead, I hijacked your totebag and stowed away inside! Ain't I brilliant!" he beamed with joy.
" No, you are NOT brilliant! You're an IDIOT!! " Vegeta yelled angrily.
" By the way, nice skirt. " Goku grinned, pointing to the object around the otherwise clothesless Vegeta.
" IT'S NOT A SKIRT! IT'S A TOWEL! " Vegeta screamed up at him.
Goku shrugged, still smiling, " Looks like a skirt to me. "
Vegeta snorted and walked away from him, " Stupid *grumble*grumble*....*grumble* meatloaf *grumble*grumble... "
Goku watched the ouji walk off, then pouted, " Hey! Veggie! Veggie where are you going! Wait up! " he ran after
Vegeta until he was walking beside the smaller saiyajin, " You aren't mad at me, are you little buddy? "
" Of course not Kakarrotto, why ever would I be mad that you sneaked onboard MY cruise liner on a trip I was taking
to get AWAY from YOU, stunk up my clothes with your kaka-stench, and then you sneak into the spa I went to RELIEVE myself
from that SMELL of yours that I got from my clothes which you so stupidly HID IN and what happens! You--you--MASSAGED me!! "
Vegeta wiggled his fingers in a disgusted manner, " ECH! " he shivered.
" But you said I had warm soothing hands, " Goku said, confused, " Wouldn't that mean you were enjoying it-- "
" --NOT...ANOTHER...WORD, KAKARROTTO. " Vegeta gritted his teeth, embarassed, " You had your big fat peasant hands
rubbing almost EVERYWHERE! That was NOT enjoyable! "
" Aww, you're just saying that because it was me, aren't you Veggie? " Goku chuckled, " By the way, your skirt's
slipping in the back. " he pointed to the ouji's behind. Vegeta stopped walking and narrowed his eyes. His tail raised up and
slapped Goku across the face several times, then re-wrapped itself around Vegeta's waist, " ...oww. " Goku rubbed the side of
his cheek, confused.
" Again, Kakarrotto. This is a TOWEL. " Vegeta growled, folding his arms.
" Well I think it's a pretty towel, Veggie. " Goku smiled, looking at it.
" NOTHING about me is "pretty", Kakarrot. " Vegeta glared at him.
" That towel is. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, then ripped the towel clear off his body and furiously head it out to Goku, " You want it so
bad, HERE! "
" EEEEK!! " a woman shrieked from across the room. Both saiyajin froze.
Goku looked away from Vegeta and giggled, " You're right Veggie. That wasn't very pretty at all. "
" YOU NUDIST! " the woman shouted at Vegeta, who wrapped the towel back around his waist while blushing wildly. The
ouji's anger caused him to lose control over his tail, which snapped off from around Vegeta's waist to make room for the
towel. The ouji's tail angrily whipped around in the air, its hairs standing on end and ready to smash something.
" I'm going back to my room. " Vegeta said to nobody in particular, as he left through the backdoor, grabbing his
clothes on the way out.
" Veggie! Oh Veggie wait for me! " Goku called out after him.
" You know what Kakarrot, why don't YOU wait for ME--AT HOME!! " Vegeta screamed, slamming the door in the larger
saiyajin's face.
Goku stood there for a moment, staring blankly at the door, " Wow, Veggie must be even more tense than I previously
thought. " he said, worried, then perked up and grabbed a nearby bottle, " I shall rush to his rescue!! " Goku happily
announced, holding his spare arm in the air, " Do not fear little Veggie for _I_ shall SAVE you! " he grinned, then
teleported off.
The shrieking woman from before stood there staring at the now vacant spot Goku had been standing in, shocked, " I've
gotta lay off the espressos... "
" Sick, disgusting Kaka-germs all over my body! What was Kakarrotto THINKING! " Vegeta exclaimed as he sat in the tub
, lathering himself up, " Did I really scare him THAT MUCH back at the kaka-hut? "
" Of course you did! I thought I was never gonna see you again! "
" Yeah, well-- " Vegeta shrugged stubbornly, " I didn't think it would have had such a deep, profound and horrifying
impact as to make him stick to me like glue to me when I desired the opposite effect of wanting to have Kakarrotto sitting
there in his room in that pretty little outfit I gave the baka while pineing away for me, his prince and leader, to return. "
" Actually I'm more of a doer than a sitting-around-and-waiting-for-something-to-happen-er. " Goku shrugged.
" Yes, that seems to be very apparent to me now, Kaka-- " Vegeta froze. He sweatdropped and glanced to his right to
see Goku floating a couple feet in the air around the bathtub. The large saiyajin was sitting indian-style with one cheek
resting on his hand while the other held the bottle he had taken from the spa, " --rrotto. " Vegeta finished blandly. He
glared at Goku, who only burst into a fit of giggles at the ouji's expression, " Didn't I already tell you to GO HOME!! "
" Aww little Veggie, you say lotsa things but you never really mean 'um. " Goku smiled at Vegeta.
" Did you know my tail can double as a hanging noose, Kakarrot? " Vegeta snarled in a calm rage.
" Veggie you wouldn't hang ME. " Goku laughed at the thought.
" YOU BET I WOULD! " Vegeta snapped.
" Nope, you're just saying that just like you said "wait for me at home". "
" Yes Kakarrotto, I said both of those things, because I MEAN IT!!! " Vegeta pointed at him, then noticed the bottle
in Goku's left hand, " What's that? "
" Oh, it's just body lotion from the spa. You still looked really tense when you left so I thought I'd come over and
rub you a little more. Your tail seemed to like it. " Goku explained, then smiled at the ouji's tail, which turned an
embarassed shade of red and dunked itself under the water to escape any further humiliation.
" I scream in you in a violent rage and yet you have some hair-brained idea that MASSAGING ME FURTHER is going to aid
in relaxing me. " Vegeta said dryly.
" But you said yourself it was "REAL pleasure". " Goku quoted, scratching his head.
" LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! " Vegeta plugged his ears with his fingers. Goku and Vegeta's tail both sweatdropped.
Goku looked the fuzzy appendage over, then grinned as an idea popped into his head.
" I bet I could use my tail to help and get done in half the time! "
Vegeta froze, " Don't you DARE let loose that half-baked wack-job of a tail you've got! Onna makes you keep that
thing wrapped up under your belt for a REASON you know! "
" Aww Veggie, it won't cause any harm. " Goku said as he removed the blue sash from around his waist causing a
familiar furry object to fling out from around it and wave about wildly in the air. Vegeta gulped, " Why hello little tail of
mine, and how are you this nice wonderful day. " he turned to Vegeta, " It hasn't been out in the fresh air since early this
morning. " Goku winked.
Vegeta sweatdropped as the tail dunked itself in the bottle of body lotion, " I can see why. "
Vegeta's own tail peeked out above the tub, then freaked out at the site of the other identical yet slightly larger
appendage and re-sunk itself under the water.
Goku glanced at his tail, which was now covered in body lotion and attempting to swing the bottle it was stuck in off
itself and onto the floor, " Well, somebody's in a hurry to get started, huh? " he giggled, popping the bottle off his tail,
which waved itself infront of Vegeta's face in eager manner.
" Put it back, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta warned, now slightly nervous.
" But he just wants to help me, don't you lil fella. " Goku patted his tail, which lunged out of his grasp and at
Vegeta, wrapping itself around his neck and rubbing the ouji's cheek. Goku sweatdropped, " Now that was kinda weird. "
" LET GO YOU STUPID NNG NNG NNGH!! " Vegeta grabbed at the tail, trying to fling it off from around him. Goku wailed
in pain and fell from his hovering position, sending his tail flying down after him.
" AHHH-HAAH-HAAH!! " Goku wailed, the pain surging throug his tail, " VEGGIE WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT!! IT
WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU!! "
" It was NOT! It was trying to strangle me! It heard me threaten you just now and decided to unleash the same horror
upon ME! " Vegeta accused the tail, pointing to it, " Now turn around! "
" Do what now? " Goku asked, still woozy from having his tail pulled.
" I want you to turn around so I can get changed. "
" *sigh* Again Veggie. " Goku groaned, " You're so sensitive about that aren't you! " he said, doing so.
" Yes Kakarrotto, yes I am. " Vegeta said, then got out of the tub, dried himself off, and changed into a pair of
blue swim trunks and a hawaiian shirt similar to the one he wore earlier with the exception that this shirt sported large
flowers instead of palm trees. He put on a pair of sunglasses and smiled at himself in the nearby mirror, " Alright Kakarrot,
you may turn to face me. "
Goku sighed, bored out of his mind. The larger saiyajin's tail slithered over to Vegeta and wrapped around his ankle,
then yanked hard causing Vegeta to slip and fall to the floor flat on his back. The ouji growled up at the ceiling, then
turned to his own tail.
" WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME!! " he snapped.
" Warn you about what, little Veggie? " Goku glanced over his shoulder as he stood up. He stared at the fallen ouji,
confused. He gasped as he noticed his tail still around Vegeta's ankle, now wisping cheerfully in the air. Vegeta, however,
to say the least looked VERY ticked off, " Little buddy how did you get down there?! "
" It tripped me, Kakarrotto. Your psychotic tail tripped me. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Oh Veggie I'm so sorry, he gets like that whenever Chi-chan makes me keep him under my belt for too long. He can't
breathe too well under there, lemmie help you up. " Goku said with concern as he first unwrapped his tail from the ouji's
ankle, then grabbed each of his hands and pulled him up, " Poor poor little Veggie! " he dusted the smaller saiyajin off,
then gave him a hug, " Feel any better little buddy? " Goku asked.
Vegeta grinned, his face glowing bright red, " Heh-heh...heh-heh-heh, yeahhh... " he hugged back. The ouji's tail,
which was now glowing a similar color, tapped him on the shoulder, " Hmmmm? " Vegeta said, a big happy smile gliding across
his face. The tail sweatdropped, then slapped Vegeta several times, causing the redness to disappear and the ouji to realize
what he was doing, " I gave Kakarrotto a hug back, didn't I, tail? " he asked it, deeply embarassed. His tail nodded, " You
do realize I could stay like this for quite a while if I weren't trying to get AWAY from Kakarrotto. " Vegeta's tail just
turned it's gaze in the other direction, also slightly embarassed. It froze, then nervously glanced in either direction only
to yelp as Goku's tail wrapped itself around the smaller tail and tackled it to the floor, rubbing it with the lotion that
it had covered itself in. Vegeta sweatdropped, " Alright, that's it. " he said flatly, then attempted to pull himself out of
the hug, only to groan when he discovered how very strong Goku's grip was. Vegeta tapped Goku on the shoulder.
" Hey Kakarrotto? "
" Yeah Veggie? " the larger saiyajin smiled, enjoying himself.
" You think you could let go? This is starting to feel really awkward. " Vegeta looked away, starting to glow again.
" Aww....oh-kay little Veggie. " Goku said, letting go. Vegeta breathed a sigh of relief, then glared up at him.
" Kakarrotto, do me a favor. "
Goku beamed, " Sure! Whatever it is you want me to do you name it Veggie, I'll do it! This is your vacation and I am
at your service to help you! " he saluted the prince.
" Good. " Vegeta nodded thoughtfully, then narrowed his eyes, " Go home. " he ordered.
Goku stared at him blankly, a weak smile still on his face representing a mild shock, " Umm, excuse me I'm sorry, wha
, what did you say again? "
" I said GO HOME, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta repeated. The large saiyajin frowned.
" But Veggie, I want to vacation WITH you! " Goku pleaded.
" But THEN it wouldn't be a vacation, WOULD IT! " he folded his arms, annoyed.
" Huh? " Goku cocked his head to one side, worried.
Vegeta took a deep breath, trying very hard to remain calm, " Kakarrot, have you ever thought I might be on vacation
from YOU? "
" From...ME?? " Goku sniffled.
" Yes, "FROM YOU"! DIDN'T IT EVEN CROSS YOUR MIND AS TO HOW _UNUSUAL_ IT WOULD SEEM IF I WERE TO GO ON AN EXOTIC
VACATION AND PROCLAIM IT INFRONT OF BOTH YOU _AND_ ONNA WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS TEASING YOU WITH THE CONCEPT OF JOINING ME! "
" It was kinda strange...but it made me miss you so much! " Goku reached out to hug the ouji again. Vegeta yelped and
backed up before the larger saiyajin could start it.
" I went overboard on the goodbyes, didn't I Kakarrotto? " he sweatdropped.
" The fancy detective clothes and the sad overdramatic sappy movie music from your tapeplayer didn't help much,
Veggie. "
" DON'T YOU GET IT! THE ONLY REASON BULMA SENT ME ON THIS CRUISE WAS BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN DRIVING ME TO THE BRINK OF
INSANITY!!! " Vegeta exclaimed, falling to his knees, shaking. His tail's hair was standing on end and twitching slightly,
also feeling the presence of the extreme mental stress put upon it's owner. Vegeta held either side of his head with his
hands, " Even the mere THOUGHT of you causes me to shake in mind-bending convulsions! I PLOT and I PLAN but no matter HOW
LOGICAL or how SIMPLISTIC and FOOLPROOF my ideas may seem my goals can NEVER be accomplished. " he waved his arms in the air,
" I can't have your POWER! I can't have your HEIGHT! I can't even have YOU! YOU, who should be taking my orders on command,
who should be wearing your servant-maid costume, that that orange THING you have on! YOU, who should be pampering me and
sweetly yet politely fulfilling whatever fancys I happen to have on any particular day!! " the ouji ranted.
" Umm, I, uh, I brought the lotion. " Goku meekly held up the bottle, " That counts...right? "
" ..heh-heh, heh, ha ha AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " Vegeta laughed maniacally. Goku sweatdropped
and turned a pale white.
" Uhhh... " he looked around the room for any assistance. His own tail just gliding back and forth in a cheerful
motion. It noticed the ouji, grinned (if possible), and lunged at him with excitement. Goku caught his tail just in time and
quickly tied it in a knot around his waist. His tail wiggled in protest as Goku bent down next to the still laughing prince,
" Veggie? Veggie are you alright? " he patted Vegeta on the head.
" Heh-heh..heeheehee.. "
" Little Veggie? " Goku nervously scooched closer.
" Of course, I'm alright-- " an evil grin appeared on his face, " --KAKARROTTO! "
Goku sweatdropped at the crazy spark in the ouji's eye. He gulped.
" Why don't you come a little closer, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta's voice cracked as he motioned the larger saiyajin to do
so with his finger.
Goku looked the half-sane ouji over, then did so.
" Just a little bit closer. "
*scooch*
" Little bit more. "
*scooch*
" There, perfect. " Vegeta grinned wildly at Goku, who was a mere 4 inches away from him. The ouji pulled back and
let loose his fist, socking Goku in the face. The larger saiyajin wailed as he covered his face with his hands. Vegeta let
his other hand fall free to the ground and kicked up his left foot to balance the weight and smack Goku in the stomach at the
same time. He used his left arm to elbow the other saiyajin on the top of the head and sending him smashing onto the floor.
Vegeta stood up, staggering at first and feeling slightly lightheaded. A big grin covered his face, " Wow, I feel so
much BETTER now, thanks for helping me vent, Kakay, it really helped! " he happily saluted the twitching figure on the floor,
then proudly marched out of the room.
Goku weakly raised a finger, " Anytime... "
" Wow, Veggie's more tense than I thought. Almost CRAZY even. " Goku had been lying on his back on the floor for 5
minutes now, " He'd NEVER hit me without warning. " the large saiyajin sat up, a determined smile on his face, " I know what
I must do! " Goku lept to his feet, " I must help Veggie on his quest to relax so he can get back to normal! It will be hard!
it will be difficult! It will be trying! But most of all-- " he grinned widely at the audiance, " --it will be _FUN_! "
" HI! I'm back! " Vegeta said cheerfully as he stood infront of the counter to the spa.
The woman behind the counter looked up from her book and peeked over to the top of the counter at the ouji, " Good
for you. " she said, tired.
" I was wondering if you have something else here that's a little more private, you know, something I can do by
myself. " the saiyajin grinned cheesily.
" Well, we have a pool, but I don't think-- "
" GREAT! THANKS! " Vegeta shouted, rushing off past her and tossing off his shirt and shorts in his wake. The woman
sweatdropped at the clothes now covering the floor.
" AND PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!! " she shouted, then paused, feeling a tap on her shoulder. She turned around to come
face to face with a grinning idiot, " AAH! " she shrieked.
" AAH! " Goku replied, shrieking in the same tone. He broke into a fit of giggles, " Heeheehee! " he cocked his head
sideways and leaned towards her, " Hi! Have you seen my little Veggie? "
" Your "little Veggie"? " she looked at him in complete bewilderment.
" Yeah. You know, he's little and small and cute but kinda smelly...and he's got hair that looks just like this! "
Goku powered up just enough to make his hair float up without going ssj, " Eh? Eh? " he grinned.
" You mean Mr. Oujisama? " the woman cocked an eyebrow.
" YEAH! That's little Veggie's last name! Or at least the one he's going under. " Goku powered down and let his hair
fall back in place, " Veggie's so cute! Silly too...SO! Have you seen him? " he asked eagerly.
" Mr. Oujisama has taken the liberty of writing up a list of names he wishes to keep from his presence during his
stay. "
" Really, who's on it? " Goku asked, concerned.
The woman snapped out a list from under the desk 2 miles long. Goku's eyes bugged out of his head, " Who ISN'T on
it. " she handed the list to Goku.
" "Veggie's List of Trespassers". " he read outloud, then smiled, touched, " Aww, Veggie used my name for him on the
list. That's so adorable! " Goku hugged the list, " Now let's see, "Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, John, Kakarrotto,
Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto... " he sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, and ESPECIALLY
_NOT_ Kakarrotto. "
" ... "
" ... "
He turned to the woman, " I sense a pattern here. "
She sweatdropped, " Is your name on the list? "
Goku smiled, " Nope! "
" And you're SURE you're not "Kakarrotto"? "
" I'm Son Goku! " he chirped happily.
She perked up, " Oh-kay then, go right in! "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, zipping past her. The girl waited until he was out of sight, then groaned, shaking her head.
" I hate this job. "
" *Slurrrp*! " Vegeta contently slurped through the straw of the glass of lemonade in his hands. He held up the
glass as if performing a toast, " Ahh, it just can't get any better than this! " he sat back in the pool's chair-floatie;
complete with soda can holder and arm-rests, " I can slowly feel my sanity returning to me. "
" *giggle!* "
Vegeta's sunglasses nearly flew clear off his nose. He lifted them up and looked down to see two big sparkily eyes
staring up at him, " ...AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! " Vegeta screamed in terror as the eyes disappeared back under the water, sending
a big splash of pool-water flying up at him and soaking his entire head. Vegeta sweatdropped and nervously adjusted his
sunglasses back onto his face, " That's funny, I could have sworn I just saw you-know-who peeking out from under the water
at me. But that's crazy. " he nervously laughed it off, " HAHAHA! " Vegeta began to feel slightly more paranoid, " And I
KNOW I told that lady at the desk not to let Kakarrotto in. "
" Ahh, but you didn't say anything to her about not letting "Son Goku" in, did you? " a giggling, high-pitched voice
from behind him noted.
Vegeta spun around in his floatie-chair, " EEK!! " he pointed at Goku, " YOU! "
" MeeeEEEEeeee. " Goku grinned widely, then burst into giggles again.
" WHY ARE YOU HERE! WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!! " Vegeta wailed with terror, backing up onto his floatie chair.
Goku smiled warmly up at him, " I just wanted to help you relax, Veggie. "
" ... "
" ... :) "
" Do you REALLY want to help me relax, Kakarrot? " Vegeta asked slyly.
" Oh yes, Veggie. Very much! " Goku said in a peppy tone.
" Well, then... " Vegeta's smirk turned into a sneer, " --LEAVE ME ALONE!!! "
Goku stared at him in complete shock, " You, you don't really MEAN that, do you little Veggie 'o mine? "
" Of course I mean it! Why else would I have said it?! " Vegeta grumbled, stubbornly folding his arms.
" You want me to leave you alone. " Goku choked out, his pupils now 3 times their normal size and his eyes filled
with tears.
" YES! " Vegeta roared in his face. Tears came flooding out of the larger saiyajin's eyes and down his cheeks.
" You HATE me! " Goku wailed.
" NO! " Vegeta's expression turned to one of shock and surprise, " KAKARROT!! " he shouted just as Goku teleported
out of sight, " --to... "
" Stupid *bang* stupid *bang* stupid *bang*! " Chi-Chi repeated slammed her head down upon the kitchen table,
" I knew I should have never let that evil little Ouji into my house *bang* STUPID! And now my sweet little Go-chan has
run after him and I'll never see him again and that Ouji's probably doing horrible nasty things to Goku right now and-- "
" --*splat*! "
Chi-Chi looked up to see a large wet droplet dripping down her forehead and onto her nose. She brushed it away,
then turned in the direction it had come from to see Goku standing almost overtop of her looking like someone had just
tossed his his heart in a blender and set it on pureé.
" Ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, " Goku sputtered as she looked on with a worried expression.
" Go ahead, sweetie. " Chi-Chi coaxed him.
" CHI-CHAAAAAAAAAAANN!! " Goku sobbed, latching onto her. Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " OH CHI-CHAN IT'S JUST HORRIBLE! "
Chi-Chi blinked, confused, " Goku what happened to you? "
He bent down slightly to her height, his bottom lip wobbling, " V, V, Veh, Veh, "
" Veh-- " she encouraged him.
" VEGGIE HATES ME!! " Goku wailed, squeezing even tighter. Chi-Chi yelped, feeling that if he were to hug any harder
her ribcage would explode.
" He..."hates you"? " Chi-Chi squeaked out, trying to breathe. Goku let go of her and Chi-Chi took a deep breath.
" Mmm-hmm. " Goku nodded sadly, " Oh Chi-chan I loved my little Veggie SO MUCH, I can't believe he hates me! "
" I can't either. " Chi-Chi scratched her head, suspicious.
" And you know what? If Veggie wants to hate me then I'm gonna hate him back! " Goku beat on of his fists to his
chest, teary-eyed. Chi-Chi perked up and a smile crossed her face.
" Really? she grinned.
" Really. " Goku nodded, folding his arms.
Chi-Chi threw both of her arms up into the air, " YAY! "
" Do do da doo doo do da doo doo doo doo! " Chi-Chi whistled with uttermost joy as she stuck a large sticker to the
outside front door of the Son home.
Goku, who had recently calmed down by drowning his sorrows in 18 gallons of ripple-fudge ice cream, poked his head
out the open window, " Chi-chan what are you doing? " he asked curiously.
Chi-Chi turned to him happily, " I'm putting up our new "Keep Out" sign! " she winked, " I figured since you now
hate Vegeta as much as I do that this would be a good time to put it out! I made it myself! " Chi-Chi walked out of the
way to reveal the large round sticker that read "NO OUJI'S ALLOWED OR _ELSE_!" in big black letters. A large red diagonal
line slicing its way through some of the letters.
" ... "
" ... "
" So, whadda ya think? " Chi-Chi asked eagerly.
" Great! " Goku grinned, giving her a thumbs-up sign. Chi-Chi squealed and latched onto him.
" Oh I'm so happy you finally agree with me about that evil little ouji! "
" You mean my little Veggie? " Goku blinked.
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, " Why are you still calling him that, I thought you hated him now! "
" Umm, well I, uh, " Goku bit his lip, unsure. He looked the sign Chi-Chi had just put up. Something registered in
his mind and Goku let out a giggle, " Heehee, Veggie would LAUGH. "
" Laugh? Why would he laugh? " Chi-Chi demanded. Goku looked over at her and snickered.
" Well I just figured that since your sign says "no ouji's allowed or _else_!" and it has a big red line through it
taht the red line and the warning cancel each other out which means Veggie can still come and go as he pleases whether or not
your sign's there at all. " Goku laughed. Chi-Chi let go of him, " Isn't that FUNNY Chi-chan? You didn't want Veggie in the
house at all and now you've practically advertised an invitation on the door. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--hey where ya going? "
Goku paused from his laughter as he watched Chi-Chi defeatedly walk back through the doorway.
" I'm going to get a crowbar so I can dislodge that sign from the door. " Chi-Chi groaned.
" OoooooOOh! Can I help! " Goku grinned widely.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Yeah sure, why not........stupid little ouji, messing up everything even when he's NOT around! "
" WHY! Why must I mess EVERYTHING up even when I'm not around! " Vegeta pouted as he leaned his head on the
floatie-chair, " I'm so STUPID! Poor Kaka-chan! He thinks I HATE him! And now he probably hates me! I don't want him to hate
me. " he looked upward, tears streaming down his cheeks, " You don't think he really hates me, do you? "
" ... " the girl from the counter stared at the ouji from outside of the pool with a skeptical look on her face.
" ... "
" Just gimmie the bill. "
" *sniffle* Oh-kay. "
" Honestly, " she shook her head as she left the room, " they don't pay me enough to do this. "
Vegeta sighed as he watched the girl from the counter leave, " I have to do something about Kakarrotto. I can't have
him back home fawning for me if he thinks I hate him. If I don't fix this he might want me to NEVER come back! " the ouji
exclaimed, then froze as the thought sunk in, " ....Kakay...HATING me?!.... "
:::" How COULD you! " a ssj3 Goku shouted at the smaller saiyajin, then slapped him across the face, " YOU HORRIBLE
LITTLE OUJI! "
Vegeta just stared on in shock, then reached for his slapped cheek.
Chi-Chi snickered and peeked out from behind Goku and smirked evilly at him, " Yes, he is horrible isn't he? ":::
" AHH! NO NO NO! " Vegeta shook his head wildly in the air, " I'm NOT horrible! ONNA'S THE EVIL ONE! NOT ME! " he
lept out of the floatie-chair and off onto the floor around the pool, " I'll teach her a lesson! I'll show her who's evil! "
he smirked, " I'm going to write up the sappiest, fluffiest apology note Kakarrotto's ever seen! Once he sees that he'll be
BEGGING for my forgiveness! HA! TAKE THAT ONNA! " Vegeta determindly rushed out of the spa and ran towards his room. He
ripped open one of his suitcases and pulled out a pen and several pieces of paper, " HAHA! Kakarrotto you'll be back
and throwing yourself at my mercy once again!....wait, you were never throwing yourself at my mercy..well you'll be
buddy-hugging me again then, that's for sure. Maybe I may even get a few bonuses out of the deal! " he snickered as he sat
down at desk in his room. Vegeta rubbed his hands together menacingly, " Now what to write... "
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1:38 AM 8/30/2002
END OF PART TWO
Goku: (to Chu) We're ending part 2 right there??
Chuquita: What's wrong with it?
Goku: I dunno, seems kinda sudden.
Chuquita: That's because a lot of the dialogue and happenings in this fic, (like Kaka-germs) is taken directly from the comic
strip version I drew. In my comics the action moves a lot faster then in my fics so I have to try to slow it down and put add
stuff to it while taking away some of the visual gags because, well, fics don't have pictures.
Goku: Ahh, so there's filler stuff in here just like with what happens between my manga and animé!
Chuquita: (grins) Exactly! For instance in the comic Veggie was in a hot tub when he was in the pool in this story. But since
I had him in the tub getting himself cleaned off (a scene that didn't happen in the comic) I wanted to avoid repeating myself
so just changed it into a pool instead. Other than that everything else is pretty much the same, with the exception of the
whole scene with the tails. And since it takes about 8 pages of doodles to make one chapter this story still has about 2 more
parts to go. Also, since when I drew this one I kinda just rushed from Veggie leaving to getting on the ship Part 1 was, for
the most part, purely off the top of my head.
Goku: [noticing Chi-Chi poking out of the trap-door] Speaking of heads, there's a familiar one now! HI CHI-CHAN!
Vegeta: [still on Son's lap] (snickers evilly and latches onto him) Yes, hello "Chi-chan".
Gohan: (sweatdrops at the scene before him; Vejitto is now chewing a large piece of bubble-gum, Gogeta, who had since pulled
his head out of the desk and was now taking a nap with his head sideways and nearly 2 inches away from the edge of the hole
he had made; Chuquita, who know had a similiar sweatdrop on the side of her head; Goku, who was waving happily to him; and
Vegeta, who was smirking at Gohan while sitting on Goku's lap and latching onto him) Tell me is this at all normal for you
people?
Chuquita: (shrugs) Yeah, pretty much.
Goten: (hops out of the hole) Hey Gohan look! It's our half-brother! [points to Vejitto] And our--uhhh-- [stares at the
napping Goggie, trying to think up a title]
Vejitto: OTHER half-brother.
Goten: (happily) And our other half-brother! WOW! Now I have 3 of them! Haha! Wait'll Trunks hears about THIS!
Chi-Chi: [climbs out of the hole] "Other half--" what are you talking about--YIPE! (points to Goggie) WHAT IS THAT!!!
Vejitto: Oh, that's my younger brother, Goggie. He's napping. Don't touch him though, he's only got about 26 minutes left to
live before we have to send Mirai or Toussan to go get us another one.
Chi-Chi: (sweatdrops) ANOTHER one? [looks Goggie over] This one's got more of a ouji-peak than YOU DO!
Vejitto: Heehee, yeah. He's kinda grumpy though, reminds me of Mommy.
Vegeta: [from off-screen] Yes, he does remind me of his "Mommy", although Mommy is in a very enjoyable mood right now as
opposed to Gogeta. Actually, Mommy's in a very enjoyable position as well.
Chi-Chi: [glaring out into space] Something tells me if I turn around I will somehow instantly become a homicidal maniac.
Vegeta: Oh don't worry about that, I'm sure Kakarrotto will be able to easily break your neck before you touch a hair on my
head.
Goku: (gasps) (insulted) VEGGIE I WOULD _NEVER_ HURT MY CHI-CHAN!!
Vegeta: What if she threatened to kill me? What if she was attempting murder? What if she was going to inflict extreme bodily
harm to your *poor widdle buddy*?
Goku: Veggie you're super-strong there's no way Chi-chan could "inflict extreme bodily harm" to you!
Vegeta: Not unless she waited UNTIL I WAS ASLEEP!
Chi-Chi: (growling angrily; her back still towards them) Goku....where....is....he?
Goku: He who?
Chi-Chi: (mockingly) The muffin man--OH YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN!!
Goku: He's in my stomach.
Chi-Chi: What?
Goku: The muffin man. He's in my stomach. [pokes his belly]
The Muffin Man: (in a squeaky voice) Help me! I'm trapped, and it's very dark. I can't find my way out! HELP!!
[Veggie and Chi-Chi sweatdrop]
Vegeta: [smacks himself on the forehead and groans]
Chi-Chi: ...ugh. Goku, where is Vegeta.
Goku: Oh, he's on my stomach...well, part of him is.
Chi-Chi: (freezes) Ehhh... [stares at the floor, then looks around at everything in her current view-range only to shriek
when she spots a pair of blue spandex training pants and two Veggie-sized boots] Oh dear.... [whips around] ALRIGHT OUJI YOU
BETTER GET YOUR PANTS BACK ON OR I'LL--
Vegeta: [waves to her while smiling evilly and sitting on Goku's lap still wearing his briefs and "Vote for Me" t-shirt]
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chi-Chi: (rage) OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH--YOU'RE DEAD, OUJI!! [pulls out a chainsaw and starts it up] AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGG!!!!
[charges at him]
Vegeta: (realizes she actually serious and leaps off of Goku's lap and runs for the other side of the room)
Goku: (watches Chi-Chi chase Veggie around in a circle due to the fact that the shield is still surrounding the Corner)
Heehee, Veggie sure can sprint when he wants to!
Vegeta: (to Son) (laughing) HAHA! SHE'LL BE OUT OF ENERGY WAY BEFORE I EVEN GET STARTED KAKARROTTO!
Chi-Chi: (to Veggie) (angry) THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Well, I guess this wraps up part 2.
Goku: Yup.
Chuquita: This'll probably be the last chapter I get done during summertime.
Goku: [looks outside at the 69' degree weather] If you could still call this summertime.
Chuquita: Yeah, I'll be back in school by this time next week. (pouts) It's not fair! (perks up) But I am also very lucky in
fact because some great genius who designs what days we're off at school said to himself or herself sometime last year, "This
is Chuquita's last year in high school so let's give her the first day the new dbz episodes are on, off so she can stay home
all day to watch it."
Goku: (grins) Really? They said that?
Vejitto: (sweatdrops) I doubt it.
Chuquita: (nods) Well it is true though. And I doubt school will slowdown the speed at which I get my fics done. In fact
since during the schoolyear I have a set schedule for everything the stories should be moving along faster then they are now!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: Aaaand, I figured out how to get ep. 27 to work!
Goku: YAY!
Vejitto: (to Chu) You like the way he says "yay", don't you?
Chuquita: (grins) Son's got a cute voice, I can't help it.
Goku: (giggling) Heeheeheeheehee.
Vejitto: So long everybody! (waves happily)
Chuquita: Until Part 3!
Goku: If cream-cheese is creamy, does that make cottage-cheese cottagy?
Vejitto: Actually I think it makes it lumpy.
Chuquita: Yeah but who would pay to buy a product called "lumpy-cheese"?
Goku: I would.
Chuquita: I rest my case.
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Spongebob Squarepants
"Everybody loves PIE!" -Spongebob
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (grinning) That they do, that they do. (to audiance) Hello again, and welcome to Part 2 of "All Aboard!" where
outside our fairly large protective steel-plated shield members of the audiance along with others are voting right this very
minute.
Goku: (to Chu) It sounds more like there's a brawl going on outside.
Chuquita: Nonsense, the voting process is a very civilized system.
Mirai: (shrieks as a huge dent appears in the wall behind him) [turns his camera towards it] That's not a good sign.
Chuquita: Yet another reason why I decided to have that thing put in. [taps on the wall]
Vegeta: (big happy grins) So?
Chuquita: (blinks, confused) So what?
Vejitto: Mommy would appreciate it if you'd give us the update on how she's doing in the polls.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) (dryly) Is THAT what that big excitable grin on his face is for?
Vegeta: Heee...
Chuquita: Well Vedge, as much as I'd like to tell you, I can't.
Vegeta: (sadly) Why not?
Goku: [notices the sad look on Veggie's face and hugs him] (comforting) Poor lil-lil Veggie. (squeeze)
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh-heh...
Chuquita: Hoo-boy. Well, the first reason I can't tell you is I just uploaded Part 1 about, [looks down at her watch] 7 hours
ago.
Vegeta: (enraged) SEVEN HOURS IS PLENTY OF TIME!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) Well I sort of have this habit of not checking any reviews until the day after I load or update a fic.
You know, it's the whole "a watched pot never boils" thing. Reason number 2, I can't check and see if anyone voted via e-mail
yet because it's 9:30pm--way too late for me to be doing online stuff. And the last reason, 3, is because I'm afraid if I
tell you how many people "voted Veggie" as opposed to Chi-Chi on the poll Nekoni set up for me that it would influence the
other people who have yet to use that particular method of voting.
Gogeta: So you DO know how many people have voted so far in that last one.
Chuquita: Yes. Yes I do. And I will reveal the results of the entire poll (all 3 ways to vote incorperated together) in the
last chapter's Corner. Obviously I can't reveal it in the following story because this poll is going to determine which story
gets written next.
Vegeta: (grumbles) In other words you're going to make me wait.
Chuquita: Pretty much, yeah. (shrugs)
Vegeta: (growls angrily) [pauses as a loud banging sound can be heard on the outside of the shield]
Sound: GO-CHAN! GO-CHAN ARE YOU IN THERE!!
Goku: (very much relieved) It's Chi-Chi!
Vegeta: (snorts) She can't get in here anyway.
Chuquita: Actually there's a secret passageway, I can get her, Gohan, and Goten in here within the arrow if they follow the
instructions.
Gogeta: (grins) You mean there's a way OUT of this death-trap?
Vegeta: [bops Goggie again] You sassing me again, boy?
Gogeta: (whimpers) No Kaasan.
Vejitto: (happily) _I_ love you Kaasan!
Gogeta: (mutters) Suck-up. *grumble* *grumble* Mama's boy...
Vejitto: [backslaps Goggie across the head, sending it smashing through into the desk] AM NOT!!
Gogeta: [head now stuck in desk] Mmmpha mmph!
Chuquita: (chuckle)
Goku: (giggles) Silly Goggie!
Chi-Chi: [from somewhere underneath them] WE'RE COMIN GOKU!!
Goku: YAY! (cheers)
Vegeta: (glares at the floor) Yes, it seems the demon Onna is about to rise from the firey depths of H.F.I.L to greet us,
Kakarrotto-chan.
Goku: (pouty-face) Little Veggie don't say mean things about my Chi-chan.
Vegeta: Hmmph....*idea!* [smiles widely and takes off his boots and training pants to reveal his briefs] Give me a boost up
onto your lap will ya, Kaka-chan?
Goku: (narrows his eyes at Veggie) You're trying to make Chi-chan mad at you aren't you Veggie?
Vegeta: (mockingly shocked and agast) Now why would _I_ do such a thing like _THAT_!
Chuquita: Because you enjoy seeing Chi-Chi in misery, that's why Vedge-head.
Vegeta: (hisses) I didn't ask YOU. [turns back to Goku] Now boost me on up there! Onna and your Kaka-spawn are getting
closer!
Vejitto: [looks off into the distance] We are? Where?
Gogeta: (also confused) I don't see anybody.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (sarcasm) Thank you Lord for giving my fusion-babies Kakarrotto's intelligent reasoning skills.
Goku: (giggles, embarassed) Aww, Veggie how sweet of you! (blushes lightly)
Vegeta: ... (glowing bright red) Uhh, I, was joking Kaka-ka--r--ohhh!!! [slaps himself across the face until the redness has
dissipated] *whew*! Now where was I? [glances over at Vejitto and Gogeta, both of whom are trying to make sense of where the
new guests are coming from] Oh yeah. [beats them both over the head senseless]
Gogeta: OWW OWW OWW OWW OWW!!!
Vejitto: (whimpers) Kaasan that HURT!
Vegeta: GOOD! (to Goku) Boost me Kakarrotto!
Goku: [notices the trap-door across the room beginning to open] I don't think that's such a good idea little Veggie...
Vegeta: I SAID BOOST ME!!
Goku: (shrugs) [lifts Veggie up onto his lap] Can't say you didn't ask for it.
Gogeta: (snickers at Chi-Chi, who's trying to climb out of the trap-door with the help of Gohan and Goten) And I thought I'd
gotten the beating of a life. (glances over at Veggie and snickers some more) (turns to Vejitto) (smirks) Would you care to
announce the next chapter, dear 'brother'?
Vejitto: (giggles) I would love to. (to audiance) And now on with Part 2!!!
Summary: After Bulma suggests the prince take a vacation, Veggie decides to do just that--and purchases a huge
oceanliner. While saying his two-week temporary goodbyes, a devastated Son Goku sneaks onto the ship, fearing for what could
possibly happen to his little buddy if left alone without protection. When Chi-Chi finds out she decides to take action and
with the help of Gohan and Piccolo, track down the oceanliner to "save" Son. How will they find one person on this 'little
chunk of Bejito-sei'? Does he WANT to be found? Does Veggie even know Goku is there? Find out!
Gogeta: (to Ji) You did a good job.
Vejitto: (grins) Aww, thanks!
Gogeta: I get to introduce the next one through.
Vejitto: (pouts) Ohhh...
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" Ahh, sweet sweet self-indulgence. " Vegeta sighed happily as he dropped his suitcases and totebag to the ground.
The ouji removed his trench-coat and hat to reveal he was wearing swim-trunks underneath, " Now where's that shirt? " he
opened his totebag full of clothes only to yelp as a wild yet familiar strong scent exploded out of the bag, " HOLY--ech! "
Vegeta pinched his nose, " If I didn't know better I'd say it smells like KAKARROT in here! " he gawked.
" Heehee.....hee... " the same giggle, only in a quieter tone, emited from the bottom of the totebag.
" It's like Kakarrotto EXPLODED in here or something?! " Vegeta exclaimed as he searched through the clothes for his
shirt. Suddenly a familiar arm stuck out of the piles of clothes holding Vegeta's desired t-shirt. The ouji took the shirt
from the hand and put it on, " Thanks. " he said while smiling down at his hawaiian shirt which was covered in little
palm-trees. Vegeta grabbed his sunglasses off the counter and put them on, " Heh-heh. Lookin good! " he snickered at himself
in the mirror, then left the room. Vegeta paused and did a double-take. He whipped around to see there was no longer an arm
sticking out of his totebag. The small saiyajin scratched his head in bewilderment, " Hmm. " he shrugged, " Imagination's
getting the best of me. " Vegeta shook his head, then left.
" Heeheehee, silly little Veggie. " Goku poked his head out above the clothes in the totebag as he watched his little
buddy leave down the hall outside. The larger saiyajin hopped out of the bag and dusted himself off, then proudly marched out
of the room after Vegeta, " I am very clever, no? "
" *Slurrrrrrrrp* Ahh! " a very content little ouji sighed as he sipped out of the straw in his glass of Pepsi,
" Bulma couldn't have been more right. This is EXACTLY what I needed. Rest and relaxation WITHOUT Kakarrotto! "
" Heeheeheeheehee! "
Vegeta froze, then sat up and lifted his sun glasses. The small saiyajin frantically looked around, " I can't believe
this. NOW I'm hearing him?! I thought getting away from Kakarrotto was supposed to santize me, not INsantize me! "
" ... "
He waited for the eager little giggle to make itself known again, then sighed with relief when it didn't. Vegeta sat
back in his deck chair and yawned, then closed his eyes, smiling serenely.
Goku grinned as he floated upside-down infront of the ouji, " Aww, Veggie looks so happy when he's sleeping. " he
whispered to himself, " I better not say anything to wake him. " Goku nodded, then floated back upright and dropped onto the
prince, " Are you asleep little Veggie? " he whispered. The ouji only nodded lightly.
" Heeeeee... " Goku grinned, " You know what little Veggie, I guess you're not gonna get eaten by any sea-monsters
after all. " he said, looking around to find nothing but calm waters, " Good thing I'm here to make sure none of 'um show up
just in case huh? "
" Mmpha mmha... " Vegeta muttered something unaudible in his sleep.
" Hmm. " Goku peered down closer until he was nose-to-nose with the little ouji.
Vegeta cringed, the same smell from the totebag re-entered his nostrils. The smaller saiyajin's eyes flung open only
to see nothing before him except the railing that went along the edges of the ship and the ocean. He sat there, puzzled,
" Ka--karrotto? " Vegeta looked around, then sniffed his shirt to find the scent leftover from the totebag was now even
stronger, " Oh YUCK!! " he backed up onto his chair, " KAKARROTTO IF YOU'RE HERE I SWEAR I'LL--I'll... " Vegeta trailed off,
unable to sense a ki that was even vaguely simliar to Goku's, " I'll lose my mind before I let you crowd my throughts while
I'm on vacation FROM YOU!! " he got up, " Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to head over to the spa and sweat off
all this kaka-juice if that's oh-kay with you KAKARROTTO! HA! " he whipped around, only to find no one in behind him. Vegeta
sweatdropped, " And I thought _I_ was the stalker... "
" Hello, welcome to the spa, I'm Nicole, the appointment manager, how may I take your order. " a bored girl with a
blonde ponytail said as she stood behind a tall desk.
" HI!! " a happy voice came from infront of the desk. The girl looked around, confused, " Hello! Here I am! " an arm
waved over the top of the desk. She blinked and peered over the top to see Vegeta grinning up at her.
The girl sweatdropped, " And so another intreging day on the high seas begins. " she said sarcastically, " May I help
you sir? " she asked Vegeta.
" Yes, I'd like to sweat all this kaka-juice off my body and get refreshed! " the ouji said determinedly.
The girl looked down in her appointment book, " Well aren't you the lucky one. There's an opening in the back. " she
said blandly.
" YAY! " Vegeta cheered, then zipped off.
The girl sighed, " Some days I wonder why I even took this job. "
" AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! " Vegeta sighed contently as he layed belly-down on the massage table.
The ouji had a towel covering his rear end, " Now THIS is REAL pleasure. " he nodded and closed his eyes. The ouji smiled,
" You have such warm, soothing hands. " the small saiyajin blushed lightly.
" *giggle* Why thank you VEGGIE! "
" ... " Vegeta's eyes popped open. A large sweatdrop hanging down on the side of his head. He glanced upward in shock
and terror at the realization that only one person on the entire planet called him by that nickname. Vegeta's eyes widened as
he came face-to-face with the owner of the warm soothing hands which were currently rubbing the ouji's back.
" Goodmorning to you too sleepyhead. " Goku grinned happily at Vegeta, " So, how ya feelin? "
" AAUGH!!! " Vegeta screamed, then lept off the table, the towel still around his waist, " YOU! " he freaked out,
pointing to Goku, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! I LEFT YOUR HOUSE HOURS AGO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM
SOBBING WILDLY FOR ME AND PINEING AWAY FOR MY SAFE RETURN!! " Vegeta waved his arms in the air.
Goku just laughed at him, unfazed, " Silly Veggie. " he smiled, " I thought about doing that for a while, but then I
got a better idea! So instead, I hijacked your totebag and stowed away inside! Ain't I brilliant!" he beamed with joy.
" No, you are NOT brilliant! You're an IDIOT!! " Vegeta yelled angrily.
" By the way, nice skirt. " Goku grinned, pointing to the object around the otherwise clothesless Vegeta.
" IT'S NOT A SKIRT! IT'S A TOWEL! " Vegeta screamed up at him.
Goku shrugged, still smiling, " Looks like a skirt to me. "
Vegeta snorted and walked away from him, " Stupid *grumble*grumble*....*grumble* meatloaf *grumble*grumble... "
Goku watched the ouji walk off, then pouted, " Hey! Veggie! Veggie where are you going! Wait up! " he ran after
Vegeta until he was walking beside the smaller saiyajin, " You aren't mad at me, are you little buddy? "
" Of course not Kakarrotto, why ever would I be mad that you sneaked onboard MY cruise liner on a trip I was taking
to get AWAY from YOU, stunk up my clothes with your kaka-stench, and then you sneak into the spa I went to RELIEVE myself
from that SMELL of yours that I got from my clothes which you so stupidly HID IN and what happens! You--you--MASSAGED me!! "
Vegeta wiggled his fingers in a disgusted manner, " ECH! " he shivered.
" But you said I had warm soothing hands, " Goku said, confused, " Wouldn't that mean you were enjoying it-- "
" --NOT...ANOTHER...WORD, KAKARROTTO. " Vegeta gritted his teeth, embarassed, " You had your big fat peasant hands
rubbing almost EVERYWHERE! That was NOT enjoyable! "
" Aww, you're just saying that because it was me, aren't you Veggie? " Goku chuckled, " By the way, your skirt's
slipping in the back. " he pointed to the ouji's behind. Vegeta stopped walking and narrowed his eyes. His tail raised up and
slapped Goku across the face several times, then re-wrapped itself around Vegeta's waist, " ...oww. " Goku rubbed the side of
his cheek, confused.
" Again, Kakarrotto. This is a TOWEL. " Vegeta growled, folding his arms.
" Well I think it's a pretty towel, Veggie. " Goku smiled, looking at it.
" NOTHING about me is "pretty", Kakarrot. " Vegeta glared at him.
" That towel is. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, then ripped the towel clear off his body and furiously head it out to Goku, " You want it so
bad, HERE! "
" EEEEK!! " a woman shrieked from across the room. Both saiyajin froze.
Goku looked away from Vegeta and giggled, " You're right Veggie. That wasn't very pretty at all. "
" YOU NUDIST! " the woman shouted at Vegeta, who wrapped the towel back around his waist while blushing wildly. The
ouji's anger caused him to lose control over his tail, which snapped off from around Vegeta's waist to make room for the
towel. The ouji's tail angrily whipped around in the air, its hairs standing on end and ready to smash something.
" I'm going back to my room. " Vegeta said to nobody in particular, as he left through the backdoor, grabbing his
clothes on the way out.
" Veggie! Oh Veggie wait for me! " Goku called out after him.
" You know what Kakarrot, why don't YOU wait for ME--AT HOME!! " Vegeta screamed, slamming the door in the larger
saiyajin's face.
Goku stood there for a moment, staring blankly at the door, " Wow, Veggie must be even more tense than I previously
thought. " he said, worried, then perked up and grabbed a nearby bottle, " I shall rush to his rescue!! " Goku happily
announced, holding his spare arm in the air, " Do not fear little Veggie for _I_ shall SAVE you! " he grinned, then
teleported off.
The shrieking woman from before stood there staring at the now vacant spot Goku had been standing in, shocked, " I've
gotta lay off the espressos... "
" Sick, disgusting Kaka-germs all over my body! What was Kakarrotto THINKING! " Vegeta exclaimed as he sat in the tub
, lathering himself up, " Did I really scare him THAT MUCH back at the kaka-hut? "
" Of course you did! I thought I was never gonna see you again! "
" Yeah, well-- " Vegeta shrugged stubbornly, " I didn't think it would have had such a deep, profound and horrifying
impact as to make him stick to me like glue to me when I desired the opposite effect of wanting to have Kakarrotto sitting
there in his room in that pretty little outfit I gave the baka while pineing away for me, his prince and leader, to return. "
" Actually I'm more of a doer than a sitting-around-and-waiting-for-something-to-happen-er. " Goku shrugged.
" Yes, that seems to be very apparent to me now, Kaka-- " Vegeta froze. He sweatdropped and glanced to his right to
see Goku floating a couple feet in the air around the bathtub. The large saiyajin was sitting indian-style with one cheek
resting on his hand while the other held the bottle he had taken from the spa, " --rrotto. " Vegeta finished blandly. He
glared at Goku, who only burst into a fit of giggles at the ouji's expression, " Didn't I already tell you to GO HOME!! "
" Aww little Veggie, you say lotsa things but you never really mean 'um. " Goku smiled at Vegeta.
" Did you know my tail can double as a hanging noose, Kakarrot? " Vegeta snarled in a calm rage.
" Veggie you wouldn't hang ME. " Goku laughed at the thought.
" YOU BET I WOULD! " Vegeta snapped.
" Nope, you're just saying that just like you said "wait for me at home". "
" Yes Kakarrotto, I said both of those things, because I MEAN IT!!! " Vegeta pointed at him, then noticed the bottle
in Goku's left hand, " What's that? "
" Oh, it's just body lotion from the spa. You still looked really tense when you left so I thought I'd come over and
rub you a little more. Your tail seemed to like it. " Goku explained, then smiled at the ouji's tail, which turned an
embarassed shade of red and dunked itself under the water to escape any further humiliation.
" I scream in you in a violent rage and yet you have some hair-brained idea that MASSAGING ME FURTHER is going to aid
in relaxing me. " Vegeta said dryly.
" But you said yourself it was "REAL pleasure". " Goku quoted, scratching his head.
" LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! " Vegeta plugged his ears with his fingers. Goku and Vegeta's tail both sweatdropped.
Goku looked the fuzzy appendage over, then grinned as an idea popped into his head.
" I bet I could use my tail to help and get done in half the time! "
Vegeta froze, " Don't you DARE let loose that half-baked wack-job of a tail you've got! Onna makes you keep that
thing wrapped up under your belt for a REASON you know! "
" Aww Veggie, it won't cause any harm. " Goku said as he removed the blue sash from around his waist causing a
familiar furry object to fling out from around it and wave about wildly in the air. Vegeta gulped, " Why hello little tail of
mine, and how are you this nice wonderful day. " he turned to Vegeta, " It hasn't been out in the fresh air since early this
morning. " Goku winked.
Vegeta sweatdropped as the tail dunked itself in the bottle of body lotion, " I can see why. "
Vegeta's own tail peeked out above the tub, then freaked out at the site of the other identical yet slightly larger
appendage and re-sunk itself under the water.
Goku glanced at his tail, which was now covered in body lotion and attempting to swing the bottle it was stuck in off
itself and onto the floor, " Well, somebody's in a hurry to get started, huh? " he giggled, popping the bottle off his tail,
which waved itself infront of Vegeta's face in eager manner.
" Put it back, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta warned, now slightly nervous.
" But he just wants to help me, don't you lil fella. " Goku patted his tail, which lunged out of his grasp and at
Vegeta, wrapping itself around his neck and rubbing the ouji's cheek. Goku sweatdropped, " Now that was kinda weird. "
" LET GO YOU STUPID NNG NNG NNGH!! " Vegeta grabbed at the tail, trying to fling it off from around him. Goku wailed
in pain and fell from his hovering position, sending his tail flying down after him.
" AHHH-HAAH-HAAH!! " Goku wailed, the pain surging throug his tail, " VEGGIE WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT!! IT
WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU!! "
" It was NOT! It was trying to strangle me! It heard me threaten you just now and decided to unleash the same horror
upon ME! " Vegeta accused the tail, pointing to it, " Now turn around! "
" Do what now? " Goku asked, still woozy from having his tail pulled.
" I want you to turn around so I can get changed. "
" *sigh* Again Veggie. " Goku groaned, " You're so sensitive about that aren't you! " he said, doing so.
" Yes Kakarrotto, yes I am. " Vegeta said, then got out of the tub, dried himself off, and changed into a pair of
blue swim trunks and a hawaiian shirt similar to the one he wore earlier with the exception that this shirt sported large
flowers instead of palm trees. He put on a pair of sunglasses and smiled at himself in the nearby mirror, " Alright Kakarrot,
you may turn to face me. "
Goku sighed, bored out of his mind. The larger saiyajin's tail slithered over to Vegeta and wrapped around his ankle,
then yanked hard causing Vegeta to slip and fall to the floor flat on his back. The ouji growled up at the ceiling, then
turned to his own tail.
" WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME!! " he snapped.
" Warn you about what, little Veggie? " Goku glanced over his shoulder as he stood up. He stared at the fallen ouji,
confused. He gasped as he noticed his tail still around Vegeta's ankle, now wisping cheerfully in the air. Vegeta, however,
to say the least looked VERY ticked off, " Little buddy how did you get down there?! "
" It tripped me, Kakarrotto. Your psychotic tail tripped me. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Oh Veggie I'm so sorry, he gets like that whenever Chi-chan makes me keep him under my belt for too long. He can't
breathe too well under there, lemmie help you up. " Goku said with concern as he first unwrapped his tail from the ouji's
ankle, then grabbed each of his hands and pulled him up, " Poor poor little Veggie! " he dusted the smaller saiyajin off,
then gave him a hug, " Feel any better little buddy? " Goku asked.
Vegeta grinned, his face glowing bright red, " Heh-heh...heh-heh-heh, yeahhh... " he hugged back. The ouji's tail,
which was now glowing a similar color, tapped him on the shoulder, " Hmmmm? " Vegeta said, a big happy smile gliding across
his face. The tail sweatdropped, then slapped Vegeta several times, causing the redness to disappear and the ouji to realize
what he was doing, " I gave Kakarrotto a hug back, didn't I, tail? " he asked it, deeply embarassed. His tail nodded, " You
do realize I could stay like this for quite a while if I weren't trying to get AWAY from Kakarrotto. " Vegeta's tail just
turned it's gaze in the other direction, also slightly embarassed. It froze, then nervously glanced in either direction only
to yelp as Goku's tail wrapped itself around the smaller tail and tackled it to the floor, rubbing it with the lotion that
it had covered itself in. Vegeta sweatdropped, " Alright, that's it. " he said flatly, then attempted to pull himself out of
the hug, only to groan when he discovered how very strong Goku's grip was. Vegeta tapped Goku on the shoulder.
" Hey Kakarrotto? "
" Yeah Veggie? " the larger saiyajin smiled, enjoying himself.
" You think you could let go? This is starting to feel really awkward. " Vegeta looked away, starting to glow again.
" Aww....oh-kay little Veggie. " Goku said, letting go. Vegeta breathed a sigh of relief, then glared up at him.
" Kakarrotto, do me a favor. "
Goku beamed, " Sure! Whatever it is you want me to do you name it Veggie, I'll do it! This is your vacation and I am
at your service to help you! " he saluted the prince.
" Good. " Vegeta nodded thoughtfully, then narrowed his eyes, " Go home. " he ordered.
Goku stared at him blankly, a weak smile still on his face representing a mild shock, " Umm, excuse me I'm sorry, wha
, what did you say again? "
" I said GO HOME, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta repeated. The large saiyajin frowned.
" But Veggie, I want to vacation WITH you! " Goku pleaded.
" But THEN it wouldn't be a vacation, WOULD IT! " he folded his arms, annoyed.
" Huh? " Goku cocked his head to one side, worried.
Vegeta took a deep breath, trying very hard to remain calm, " Kakarrot, have you ever thought I might be on vacation
from YOU? "
" From...ME?? " Goku sniffled.
" Yes, "FROM YOU"! DIDN'T IT EVEN CROSS YOUR MIND AS TO HOW _UNUSUAL_ IT WOULD SEEM IF I WERE TO GO ON AN EXOTIC
VACATION AND PROCLAIM IT INFRONT OF BOTH YOU _AND_ ONNA WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS TEASING YOU WITH THE CONCEPT OF JOINING ME! "
" It was kinda strange...but it made me miss you so much! " Goku reached out to hug the ouji again. Vegeta yelped and
backed up before the larger saiyajin could start it.
" I went overboard on the goodbyes, didn't I Kakarrotto? " he sweatdropped.
" The fancy detective clothes and the sad overdramatic sappy movie music from your tapeplayer didn't help much,
Veggie. "
" DON'T YOU GET IT! THE ONLY REASON BULMA SENT ME ON THIS CRUISE WAS BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN DRIVING ME TO THE BRINK OF
INSANITY!!! " Vegeta exclaimed, falling to his knees, shaking. His tail's hair was standing on end and twitching slightly,
also feeling the presence of the extreme mental stress put upon it's owner. Vegeta held either side of his head with his
hands, " Even the mere THOUGHT of you causes me to shake in mind-bending convulsions! I PLOT and I PLAN but no matter HOW
LOGICAL or how SIMPLISTIC and FOOLPROOF my ideas may seem my goals can NEVER be accomplished. " he waved his arms in the air,
" I can't have your POWER! I can't have your HEIGHT! I can't even have YOU! YOU, who should be taking my orders on command,
who should be wearing your servant-maid costume, that that orange THING you have on! YOU, who should be pampering me and
sweetly yet politely fulfilling whatever fancys I happen to have on any particular day!! " the ouji ranted.
" Umm, I, uh, I brought the lotion. " Goku meekly held up the bottle, " That counts...right? "
" ..heh-heh, heh, ha ha AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " Vegeta laughed maniacally. Goku sweatdropped
and turned a pale white.
" Uhhh... " he looked around the room for any assistance. His own tail just gliding back and forth in a cheerful
motion. It noticed the ouji, grinned (if possible), and lunged at him with excitement. Goku caught his tail just in time and
quickly tied it in a knot around his waist. His tail wiggled in protest as Goku bent down next to the still laughing prince,
" Veggie? Veggie are you alright? " he patted Vegeta on the head.
" Heh-heh..heeheehee.. "
" Little Veggie? " Goku nervously scooched closer.
" Of course, I'm alright-- " an evil grin appeared on his face, " --KAKARROTTO! "
Goku sweatdropped at the crazy spark in the ouji's eye. He gulped.
" Why don't you come a little closer, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta's voice cracked as he motioned the larger saiyajin to do
so with his finger.
Goku looked the half-sane ouji over, then did so.
" Just a little bit closer. "
*scooch*
" Little bit more. "
*scooch*
" There, perfect. " Vegeta grinned wildly at Goku, who was a mere 4 inches away from him. The ouji pulled back and
let loose his fist, socking Goku in the face. The larger saiyajin wailed as he covered his face with his hands. Vegeta let
his other hand fall free to the ground and kicked up his left foot to balance the weight and smack Goku in the stomach at the
same time. He used his left arm to elbow the other saiyajin on the top of the head and sending him smashing onto the floor.
Vegeta stood up, staggering at first and feeling slightly lightheaded. A big grin covered his face, " Wow, I feel so
much BETTER now, thanks for helping me vent, Kakay, it really helped! " he happily saluted the twitching figure on the floor,
then proudly marched out of the room.
Goku weakly raised a finger, " Anytime... "
" Wow, Veggie's more tense than I thought. Almost CRAZY even. " Goku had been lying on his back on the floor for 5
minutes now, " He'd NEVER hit me without warning. " the large saiyajin sat up, a determined smile on his face, " I know what
I must do! " Goku lept to his feet, " I must help Veggie on his quest to relax so he can get back to normal! It will be hard!
it will be difficult! It will be trying! But most of all-- " he grinned widely at the audiance, " --it will be _FUN_! "
" HI! I'm back! " Vegeta said cheerfully as he stood infront of the counter to the spa.
The woman behind the counter looked up from her book and peeked over to the top of the counter at the ouji, " Good
for you. " she said, tired.
" I was wondering if you have something else here that's a little more private, you know, something I can do by
myself. " the saiyajin grinned cheesily.
" Well, we have a pool, but I don't think-- "
" GREAT! THANKS! " Vegeta shouted, rushing off past her and tossing off his shirt and shorts in his wake. The woman
sweatdropped at the clothes now covering the floor.
" AND PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!! " she shouted, then paused, feeling a tap on her shoulder. She turned around to come
face to face with a grinning idiot, " AAH! " she shrieked.
" AAH! " Goku replied, shrieking in the same tone. He broke into a fit of giggles, " Heeheehee! " he cocked his head
sideways and leaned towards her, " Hi! Have you seen my little Veggie? "
" Your "little Veggie"? " she looked at him in complete bewilderment.
" Yeah. You know, he's little and small and cute but kinda smelly...and he's got hair that looks just like this! "
Goku powered up just enough to make his hair float up without going ssj, " Eh? Eh? " he grinned.
" You mean Mr. Oujisama? " the woman cocked an eyebrow.
" YEAH! That's little Veggie's last name! Or at least the one he's going under. " Goku powered down and let his hair
fall back in place, " Veggie's so cute! Silly too...SO! Have you seen him? " he asked eagerly.
" Mr. Oujisama has taken the liberty of writing up a list of names he wishes to keep from his presence during his
stay. "
" Really, who's on it? " Goku asked, concerned.
The woman snapped out a list from under the desk 2 miles long. Goku's eyes bugged out of his head, " Who ISN'T on
it. " she handed the list to Goku.
" "Veggie's List of Trespassers". " he read outloud, then smiled, touched, " Aww, Veggie used my name for him on the
list. That's so adorable! " Goku hugged the list, " Now let's see, "Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, John, Kakarrotto,
Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto... " he sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto, and ESPECIALLY
_NOT_ Kakarrotto. "
" ... "
" ... "
He turned to the woman, " I sense a pattern here. "
She sweatdropped, " Is your name on the list? "
Goku smiled, " Nope! "
" And you're SURE you're not "Kakarrotto"? "
" I'm Son Goku! " he chirped happily.
She perked up, " Oh-kay then, go right in! "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, zipping past her. The girl waited until he was out of sight, then groaned, shaking her head.
" I hate this job. "
" *Slurrrp*! " Vegeta contently slurped through the straw of the glass of lemonade in his hands. He held up the
glass as if performing a toast, " Ahh, it just can't get any better than this! " he sat back in the pool's chair-floatie;
complete with soda can holder and arm-rests, " I can slowly feel my sanity returning to me. "
" *giggle!* "
Vegeta's sunglasses nearly flew clear off his nose. He lifted them up and looked down to see two big sparkily eyes
staring up at him, " ...AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! " Vegeta screamed in terror as the eyes disappeared back under the water, sending
a big splash of pool-water flying up at him and soaking his entire head. Vegeta sweatdropped and nervously adjusted his
sunglasses back onto his face, " That's funny, I could have sworn I just saw you-know-who peeking out from under the water
at me. But that's crazy. " he nervously laughed it off, " HAHAHA! " Vegeta began to feel slightly more paranoid, " And I
KNOW I told that lady at the desk not to let Kakarrotto in. "
" Ahh, but you didn't say anything to her about not letting "Son Goku" in, did you? " a giggling, high-pitched voice
from behind him noted.
Vegeta spun around in his floatie-chair, " EEK!! " he pointed at Goku, " YOU! "
" MeeeEEEEeeee. " Goku grinned widely, then burst into giggles again.
" WHY ARE YOU HERE! WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!! " Vegeta wailed with terror, backing up onto his floatie chair.
Goku smiled warmly up at him, " I just wanted to help you relax, Veggie. "
" ... "
" ... :) "
" Do you REALLY want to help me relax, Kakarrot? " Vegeta asked slyly.
" Oh yes, Veggie. Very much! " Goku said in a peppy tone.
" Well, then... " Vegeta's smirk turned into a sneer, " --LEAVE ME ALONE!!! "
Goku stared at him in complete shock, " You, you don't really MEAN that, do you little Veggie 'o mine? "
" Of course I mean it! Why else would I have said it?! " Vegeta grumbled, stubbornly folding his arms.
" You want me to leave you alone. " Goku choked out, his pupils now 3 times their normal size and his eyes filled
with tears.
" YES! " Vegeta roared in his face. Tears came flooding out of the larger saiyajin's eyes and down his cheeks.
" You HATE me! " Goku wailed.
" NO! " Vegeta's expression turned to one of shock and surprise, " KAKARROT!! " he shouted just as Goku teleported
out of sight, " --to... "
" Stupid *bang* stupid *bang* stupid *bang*! " Chi-Chi repeated slammed her head down upon the kitchen table,
" I knew I should have never let that evil little Ouji into my house *bang* STUPID! And now my sweet little Go-chan has
run after him and I'll never see him again and that Ouji's probably doing horrible nasty things to Goku right now and-- "
" --*splat*! "
Chi-Chi looked up to see a large wet droplet dripping down her forehead and onto her nose. She brushed it away,
then turned in the direction it had come from to see Goku standing almost overtop of her looking like someone had just
tossed his his heart in a blender and set it on pureé.
" Ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, " Goku sputtered as she looked on with a worried expression.
" Go ahead, sweetie. " Chi-Chi coaxed him.
" CHI-CHAAAAAAAAAAANN!! " Goku sobbed, latching onto her. Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " OH CHI-CHAN IT'S JUST HORRIBLE! "
Chi-Chi blinked, confused, " Goku what happened to you? "
He bent down slightly to her height, his bottom lip wobbling, " V, V, Veh, Veh, "
" Veh-- " she encouraged him.
" VEGGIE HATES ME!! " Goku wailed, squeezing even tighter. Chi-Chi yelped, feeling that if he were to hug any harder
her ribcage would explode.
" He..."hates you"? " Chi-Chi squeaked out, trying to breathe. Goku let go of her and Chi-Chi took a deep breath.
" Mmm-hmm. " Goku nodded sadly, " Oh Chi-chan I loved my little Veggie SO MUCH, I can't believe he hates me! "
" I can't either. " Chi-Chi scratched her head, suspicious.
" And you know what? If Veggie wants to hate me then I'm gonna hate him back! " Goku beat on of his fists to his
chest, teary-eyed. Chi-Chi perked up and a smile crossed her face.
" Really? she grinned.
" Really. " Goku nodded, folding his arms.
Chi-Chi threw both of her arms up into the air, " YAY! "
" Do do da doo doo do da doo doo doo doo! " Chi-Chi whistled with uttermost joy as she stuck a large sticker to the
outside front door of the Son home.
Goku, who had recently calmed down by drowning his sorrows in 18 gallons of ripple-fudge ice cream, poked his head
out the open window, " Chi-chan what are you doing? " he asked curiously.
Chi-Chi turned to him happily, " I'm putting up our new "Keep Out" sign! " she winked, " I figured since you now
hate Vegeta as much as I do that this would be a good time to put it out! I made it myself! " Chi-Chi walked out of the
way to reveal the large round sticker that read "NO OUJI'S ALLOWED OR _ELSE_!" in big black letters. A large red diagonal
line slicing its way through some of the letters.
" ... "
" ... "
" So, whadda ya think? " Chi-Chi asked eagerly.
" Great! " Goku grinned, giving her a thumbs-up sign. Chi-Chi squealed and latched onto him.
" Oh I'm so happy you finally agree with me about that evil little ouji! "
" You mean my little Veggie? " Goku blinked.
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, " Why are you still calling him that, I thought you hated him now! "
" Umm, well I, uh, " Goku bit his lip, unsure. He looked the sign Chi-Chi had just put up. Something registered in
his mind and Goku let out a giggle, " Heehee, Veggie would LAUGH. "
" Laugh? Why would he laugh? " Chi-Chi demanded. Goku looked over at her and snickered.
" Well I just figured that since your sign says "no ouji's allowed or _else_!" and it has a big red line through it
taht the red line and the warning cancel each other out which means Veggie can still come and go as he pleases whether or not
your sign's there at all. " Goku laughed. Chi-Chi let go of him, " Isn't that FUNNY Chi-chan? You didn't want Veggie in the
house at all and now you've practically advertised an invitation on the door. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--hey where ya going? "
Goku paused from his laughter as he watched Chi-Chi defeatedly walk back through the doorway.
" I'm going to get a crowbar so I can dislodge that sign from the door. " Chi-Chi groaned.
" OoooooOOh! Can I help! " Goku grinned widely.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Yeah sure, why not........stupid little ouji, messing up everything even when he's NOT around! "
" WHY! Why must I mess EVERYTHING up even when I'm not around! " Vegeta pouted as he leaned his head on the
floatie-chair, " I'm so STUPID! Poor Kaka-chan! He thinks I HATE him! And now he probably hates me! I don't want him to hate
me. " he looked upward, tears streaming down his cheeks, " You don't think he really hates me, do you? "
" ... " the girl from the counter stared at the ouji from outside of the pool with a skeptical look on her face.
" ... "
" Just gimmie the bill. "
" *sniffle* Oh-kay. "
" Honestly, " she shook her head as she left the room, " they don't pay me enough to do this. "
Vegeta sighed as he watched the girl from the counter leave, " I have to do something about Kakarrotto. I can't have
him back home fawning for me if he thinks I hate him. If I don't fix this he might want me to NEVER come back! " the ouji
exclaimed, then froze as the thought sunk in, " ....Kakay...HATING me?!.... "
:::" How COULD you! " a ssj3 Goku shouted at the smaller saiyajin, then slapped him across the face, " YOU HORRIBLE
LITTLE OUJI! "
Vegeta just stared on in shock, then reached for his slapped cheek.
Chi-Chi snickered and peeked out from behind Goku and smirked evilly at him, " Yes, he is horrible isn't he? ":::
" AHH! NO NO NO! " Vegeta shook his head wildly in the air, " I'm NOT horrible! ONNA'S THE EVIL ONE! NOT ME! " he
lept out of the floatie-chair and off onto the floor around the pool, " I'll teach her a lesson! I'll show her who's evil! "
he smirked, " I'm going to write up the sappiest, fluffiest apology note Kakarrotto's ever seen! Once he sees that he'll be
BEGGING for my forgiveness! HA! TAKE THAT ONNA! " Vegeta determindly rushed out of the spa and ran towards his room. He
ripped open one of his suitcases and pulled out a pen and several pieces of paper, " HAHA! Kakarrotto you'll be back
and throwing yourself at my mercy once again!....wait, you were never throwing yourself at my mercy..well you'll be
buddy-hugging me again then, that's for sure. Maybe I may even get a few bonuses out of the deal! " he snickered as he sat
down at desk in his room. Vegeta rubbed his hands together menacingly, " Now what to write... "
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1:38 AM 8/30/2002
END OF PART TWO
Goku: (to Chu) We're ending part 2 right there??
Chuquita: What's wrong with it?
Goku: I dunno, seems kinda sudden.
Chuquita: That's because a lot of the dialogue and happenings in this fic, (like Kaka-germs) is taken directly from the comic
strip version I drew. In my comics the action moves a lot faster then in my fics so I have to try to slow it down and put add
stuff to it while taking away some of the visual gags because, well, fics don't have pictures.
Goku: Ahh, so there's filler stuff in here just like with what happens between my manga and animé!
Chuquita: (grins) Exactly! For instance in the comic Veggie was in a hot tub when he was in the pool in this story. But since
I had him in the tub getting himself cleaned off (a scene that didn't happen in the comic) I wanted to avoid repeating myself
so just changed it into a pool instead. Other than that everything else is pretty much the same, with the exception of the
whole scene with the tails. And since it takes about 8 pages of doodles to make one chapter this story still has about 2 more
parts to go. Also, since when I drew this one I kinda just rushed from Veggie leaving to getting on the ship Part 1 was, for
the most part, purely off the top of my head.
Goku: [noticing Chi-Chi poking out of the trap-door] Speaking of heads, there's a familiar one now! HI CHI-CHAN!
Vegeta: [still on Son's lap] (snickers evilly and latches onto him) Yes, hello "Chi-chan".
Gohan: (sweatdrops at the scene before him; Vejitto is now chewing a large piece of bubble-gum, Gogeta, who had since pulled
his head out of the desk and was now taking a nap with his head sideways and nearly 2 inches away from the edge of the hole
he had made; Chuquita, who know had a similiar sweatdrop on the side of her head; Goku, who was waving happily to him; and
Vegeta, who was smirking at Gohan while sitting on Goku's lap and latching onto him) Tell me is this at all normal for you
people?
Chuquita: (shrugs) Yeah, pretty much.
Goten: (hops out of the hole) Hey Gohan look! It's our half-brother! [points to Vejitto] And our--uhhh-- [stares at the
napping Goggie, trying to think up a title]
Vejitto: OTHER half-brother.
Goten: (happily) And our other half-brother! WOW! Now I have 3 of them! Haha! Wait'll Trunks hears about THIS!
Chi-Chi: [climbs out of the hole] "Other half--" what are you talking about--YIPE! (points to Goggie) WHAT IS THAT!!!
Vejitto: Oh, that's my younger brother, Goggie. He's napping. Don't touch him though, he's only got about 26 minutes left to
live before we have to send Mirai or Toussan to go get us another one.
Chi-Chi: (sweatdrops) ANOTHER one? [looks Goggie over] This one's got more of a ouji-peak than YOU DO!
Vejitto: Heehee, yeah. He's kinda grumpy though, reminds me of Mommy.
Vegeta: [from off-screen] Yes, he does remind me of his "Mommy", although Mommy is in a very enjoyable mood right now as
opposed to Gogeta. Actually, Mommy's in a very enjoyable position as well.
Chi-Chi: [glaring out into space] Something tells me if I turn around I will somehow instantly become a homicidal maniac.
Vegeta: Oh don't worry about that, I'm sure Kakarrotto will be able to easily break your neck before you touch a hair on my
head.
Goku: (gasps) (insulted) VEGGIE I WOULD _NEVER_ HURT MY CHI-CHAN!!
Vegeta: What if she threatened to kill me? What if she was attempting murder? What if she was going to inflict extreme bodily
harm to your *poor widdle buddy*?
Goku: Veggie you're super-strong there's no way Chi-chan could "inflict extreme bodily harm" to you!
Vegeta: Not unless she waited UNTIL I WAS ASLEEP!
Chi-Chi: (growling angrily; her back still towards them) Goku....where....is....he?
Goku: He who?
Chi-Chi: (mockingly) The muffin man--OH YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN!!
Goku: He's in my stomach.
Chi-Chi: What?
Goku: The muffin man. He's in my stomach. [pokes his belly]
The Muffin Man: (in a squeaky voice) Help me! I'm trapped, and it's very dark. I can't find my way out! HELP!!
[Veggie and Chi-Chi sweatdrop]
Vegeta: [smacks himself on the forehead and groans]
Chi-Chi: ...ugh. Goku, where is Vegeta.
Goku: Oh, he's on my stomach...well, part of him is.
Chi-Chi: (freezes) Ehhh... [stares at the floor, then looks around at everything in her current view-range only to shriek
when she spots a pair of blue spandex training pants and two Veggie-sized boots] Oh dear.... [whips around] ALRIGHT OUJI YOU
BETTER GET YOUR PANTS BACK ON OR I'LL--
Vegeta: [waves to her while smiling evilly and sitting on Goku's lap still wearing his briefs and "Vote for Me" t-shirt]
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Chi-Chi: (rage) OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH--YOU'RE DEAD, OUJI!! [pulls out a chainsaw and starts it up] AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGG!!!!
[charges at him]
Vegeta: (realizes she actually serious and leaps off of Goku's lap and runs for the other side of the room)
Goku: (watches Chi-Chi chase Veggie around in a circle due to the fact that the shield is still surrounding the Corner)
Heehee, Veggie sure can sprint when he wants to!
Vegeta: (to Son) (laughing) HAHA! SHE'LL BE OUT OF ENERGY WAY BEFORE I EVEN GET STARTED KAKARROTTO!
Chi-Chi: (to Veggie) (angry) THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Well, I guess this wraps up part 2.
Goku: Yup.
Chuquita: This'll probably be the last chapter I get done during summertime.
Goku: [looks outside at the 69' degree weather] If you could still call this summertime.
Chuquita: Yeah, I'll be back in school by this time next week. (pouts) It's not fair! (perks up) But I am also very lucky in
fact because some great genius who designs what days we're off at school said to himself or herself sometime last year, "This
is Chuquita's last year in high school so let's give her the first day the new dbz episodes are on, off so she can stay home
all day to watch it."
Goku: (grins) Really? They said that?
Vejitto: (sweatdrops) I doubt it.
Chuquita: (nods) Well it is true though. And I doubt school will slowdown the speed at which I get my fics done. In fact
since during the schoolyear I have a set schedule for everything the stories should be moving along faster then they are now!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: Aaaand, I figured out how to get ep. 27 to work!
Goku: YAY!
Vejitto: (to Chu) You like the way he says "yay", don't you?
Chuquita: (grins) Son's got a cute voice, I can't help it.
Goku: (giggling) Heeheeheeheehee.
Vejitto: So long everybody! (waves happily)
Chuquita: Until Part 3!
Goku: If cream-cheese is creamy, does that make cottage-cheese cottagy?
Vejitto: Actually I think it makes it lumpy.
Chuquita: Yeah but who would pay to buy a product called "lumpy-cheese"?
Goku: I would.
Chuquita: I rest my case.