3:15 PM 8/30/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from 97.5 WPST's "The Wake Up Crew"
It seems that because of current economic conditions, many companies are comtemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are
a few to keep an eye on:
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants...the new company will be called Poupon Pants.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler...the new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining...the new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil...the new company will be called Honey, I'm Home.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: There were 10 of those in all, (points up at the Q.O.T.W) I just chose a couple of my favorites.
Goku: (giggles) Heehee, Poupon Pants. (shouts) HEY VEGGIE! POUPON PANTS!
Vegeta: [still running around in a circle from Chi-Chi] NOT NOW KAKARROT!!
Gohan: [sitting down in an empty chair; Goten hops on the desk and sits down] I came all the way here for this?
Goku: (happily) YEP!
Gohan: 'Toussan I can watch Kaasan angrily chase Vegeta around the HOUSE anyday!
Chuquita: Ahh, but it's not everyday you meet a couple fusion-babies, is it?
Vejitto: (grins and waves to Gohan; who sweatdrops)
Gohan: Is that really such a good thing?
Vejitto: Of course it is! (realization) Hey....guess what? My Daddy and Mommy have 2 sons, and YOUR Mommy and Daddy have 2
sons--we're even! HAHA! Isn't that funny!
[Both Chi-Chi and Veggie instantly freeze in place]
Vegeta: (evil snicker) Say, we ARE even, aren't we, Onna?
Chi-Chi: (sweatdrops) Hoo-boy...you, your, THAT ONE DOESN'T COUNT!! [points to Gogeta, who lazily opens one eye]
Gogeta: (yawns) I can too.
Vegeta: (to Goggie) Psst! Boy! Onna says I'm not your Kaasan. But we both know that's a LIE, right?
Gogeta: (sits up & rubs the back of his head Son style) Of COURSE your my Kaasan, where ELSE did I get the dna for this
thing! [points to his widow's peak]
Goten: (grins at Goggie) You have eyes just like me!
Gogeta: (looks at Goten in utter shock and confusion) (turns to Goku) You're CLONING them now!?
Goku: Heeheehee.
Chuquita: He's not a clone, Goggie. He was born at the time when your *ahem* Kaasan and Chi-Chi were both coping with your
Toussan's death so (I guess) Chi-Chi thought cutting his hair to look like Son-san's and giving him a little Son gi would
make her feel better.
Vegeta: (grinning) I'm his Uncle Veggie.
Goten: YEAH! HI UNCLE VEGGIE!
Vegeta: [goes over to his chair and sits down] Isn't that an interesting development Kakarrotto. You know have 2 sons by both
Onna and I. Very interesting indeed.
Gohan: (suspicous) You DO know you're just instigating things, don't you?
Vegeta: (evil giggle) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...
Goku: Wow, that is interesting. [glances to his right were Vejitto is eagerly waving to him; Goggie is also waving, yet still
looking kinda tired] [glances to his left to see Gohan looking at him pleadingly; Goten is looking kind of clueless] Hee, I
love them all!
Vegeta: (smirks) Do you really?
Goku: (nods) Mmm-hmm!
Vegeta: (demanding) Which would you rather live with?
Goku: (uneasy) Well I, uh--
Chi-Chi: DON'T ASK HIM THAT!
Vegeta: Afraid of Kakarrotto's answer, are we Onna? (snickers)
Chi-Chi: OOH! YOU--ARRRR [hurtles her chainsaw down at Veggie's head, only to have a small explosion occur before it reaches
the tip of his hair. The chainsaw wheezes in a dying manner and spins to a halt] What the--?
Vegeta: Tsk tsk tsk, it seems your mechanical saiyajin slicer's run out of energy, or perhaps it runs on BATTERIES? [holds up
a pair of AA's] Heh-heh!
Chi-Chi: [glances at the open battery hatch on her chainsaw] (snarls) Why you little--I'LL RIP YOU APART WITH MY OWN HANDS!!
Vegeta: (smirks) Yeah right.
Chi-Chi: ARG!! [lunges at him]
Vegeta: [jumps out of his chair and into Son's arms] (mock-fear) Oh KAKAY! She's trying to KILL me!
Goku: (gasps) VEGGIE NO! [clutches Veggie tightly] Chi-chan don't kill Veggie.
Vegeta: (snickers) Yes, you wouldn't want to ruin me and Kakay's buddyship, would you? We're so very CLOSE, you know.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) That's because he's holding you.
Vegeta: (death-glares in Chu's direction) Do you mind?
Chi-Chi: (ignoring them both) Put him down, Goku.
Goku: (frightened) But you're trying to KILL HIM!!
Chi-Chi: I'm not going to kill Vegeta....yet.
Vegeta: HA! [points accusingly in her direction] *plat*!
Goku: (sniffs the air) Eew, what's that?
Chi-Chi: Don't you sniff that air! It's full of poison ouji-gas!
Vegeta: HMMPH! [hops out of Son's arms] I take offense at that! That wasn't a fart, it was a secretion made by my tail!
[motions to his tail, which now has an odd yellowish mist floating around it]
Goku: [looks down at his now slightly yellowed arms] OH EEEEEWWWWW! VEGGIE THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Gohan: (sighs) [pinches his nose] Come on Toussan I'll go help you clean up.
Goku: (sticks his tongue out) I feel penetrated. [both walk off to the other side of the room]
Chi-Chi: (smirks) I didn't see any of YOUR mis-shapen ouji-spawn helping my Go-chan.
Chuquita: Umm, Chi--
Chi-Chi: YOU SHUSH! I'm talking to the Ouji.
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) Oh brother. (turns to Vejitto and Goggie) Either of you care to join me in introducing Part 3?
Gogeta: (excited) MY TURN! MY TURN!
Vejitto: (laughs) Who says you don't have a bit of Daddy in you.
Gogeta: (grins) I feel better after I nap.
Chuquita: That's good to know.
Gogeta: And now ladies and gentlemen, I present, PART 3!
Summary: After Bulma suggests the prince take a vacation, Veggie decides to do just that--and purchases a huge
oceanliner. While saying his two-week temporary goodbyes, a devastated Son Goku sneaks onto the ship, fearing for what could
possibly happen to his little buddy if left alone without protection. When Chi-Chi finds out she decides to take action and
with the help of Gohan and Piccolo, track down the oceanliner to "save" Son. How will they find one person on this 'little
chunk of Bejito-sei'? Does he WANT to be found? Does Veggie even know Goku is there? Find out!
Vejitto: Way to go, "graceful rose"
Gogeta: (cocks an eyebrow) What did you call me?
Chuquita: (giggles) Inside joke, Goggie.
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" To my extremely loyal yet slightly misinterpreting servant-maid....NAH! " Vegeta crumbled up yet another piece of
paper and tossed it in the garbage can, " Oh I'm no good at this. What a stupid idea. " Vegeta put his head in his hands,
" If I even so much start writing down any mush-filled stuff I'll end up writing right off the baka paper. " he glanced at a
very long scroll he had thrown in the fireplace, " Maybe I should try it that way again, after all Kakarrotto IS a sucker for
that kind of stuff. Heck if it got him to sneak his way onto the ship just to 'protect me from harm' then it's bound to
relieve him of the ridiculous idea that I "hate him". " the ouji paused, then suspicously looked left and right, " Hmm... "
he thought to himself, then started to dictate what he was writing, " To my dear sweet little Kaka-muffin, "
Vegeta's tail sweatdropped.
" Ever since you left the tide has turned for the worst. Violent waves have swept up upon the boat. The sky is pitch
black and we have lost complete navigation of the ship. The electricity has since been gone from the entire ship and I have
to survive by scrounging for morsels. Recently I have been contemplating eating my own boots. But they were too rubbery and
hard to soothe my royal palate. However, there appears only one thing that can truely soothe me in this near-death hour, "
the ouji's tail looked around the room and would have face-faulted if it had a face to fault. The waters had been just as
calm as before, they were still on course, the radio, TV, and lights were all on, and there was a big dessert platter of
fancy European cookies sitting on the table next to where Vegeta was writing, " And that one thing is my one and only
peasant; you. "
The tail nearly puked.
" I desperately apologize for all the pain and suffering I have caused your large Kaka-self and wish you to wait by
the docks for my safe return. Or if you choose wait in your room and once I return I shall bring for you a gift of
overabundant proportions of which you can only imagine in your wildest Kaka-fantasies! Forgive my rudeness and I will forgive
the rotten stench your body has placed upon every item in my totebag. Luv, your little buddy, Veggie. " the ouji finished,
then doodled a couple hearts near the bottom of the paper, " Heh-heh, pure sap. Kakarrotto will love it. " Vegeta snickered,
then dotted the i in Veggie with another smaller heart, " A mushy little apology note to Kakay if I ever read one. Heh-heh. "
Vegeta placed the letter in an envelope then grabbed his tail and held it over the opening to the envelope and squeezed the
tail tightly, causing a clear juicy-like liquid to secrete several droplets into the envelope. The smell of ouji filled the
air, " Ahh! " Vegeta took a whiff if the natural scent his tail had just sent into the air, " Nothing more powerfully
fragrant than the odor belonging to the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji himself. " Vegeta closed the envelope, " Now if
Kakarrotto doesn't figure out who sent this by now he's even dummer than he looks. " the small saiyajin hopped out of his
chair, " And now, to send off! " he announced, then teleported himself back infront of the Son home and placed the letter in
the mailbox, " There, " Vegeta said cheerfully, " That was simple enough, wasn't it tail? " the ouji's tail twitched and
sweatdropped at the same time, " Oh well, back to my vacation! " he said, then bowed overdramatically at the house, " Until
we meet again, fair servant-maid. " Vegeta's tail shook its head as the ouji teleported back to his room on the ship.
Several seconds later Chi-Chi left the house and walked up to the mailbox. She opened it and yelped with disgust to
find a very ripe scent floating around inside it.
" Oh YUCK! " she cringed as she tried to waft it out of her mailbox, " It smells like OUJI in here. RIPE Ouji too.
She sorted through the other mail until she came to a letter with the sole word "Kakay" written on the cover in fancy
over-elaborate letters, " You gotta be kidding me. " Chi-Chi said dryly as she opened the envelope. Inside was a letter along
with some sort of secretion sitting around the bottom inside edges of the envelope, " I don't even want to know what that
glaze is around the edges. " Chi-Chi pulled out a pair of rubber gloves and a tweezer. She used the tweezer to lift the
letter out of the envelope and then opened it, " "To my dear sweet little Kaka-muffin", " Chi-Chi sweatdropped after reading
the first line, then read through the whole thing, " What a ham you are Ouji. "I have to survive by scrounging for morsels."
What a load! " she folded the letter up, then was about to place it back with the regular mail when she paused, " Knowing
Goku he'd probably believe this Ouji-letter and rush back out after him again. " Chi-Chi groaned, " I can hear him now, "Oh
my poor little Veggie, how could I EVER have left you ALL ALONE on that big scary ship in the middle of nowhere". Yech! " she
glanced down at the trash can next to the mail box they used for junk mail, " Your "little Kaka-muffin"? Heh-heh, not today,
pal. " Chi-Chi smirked as she dropped the letter into the trash can and walked up back to the house. Goku was sitting infront
of the TV, indian-style.
The large saiyajin looked over his shoulder and grinned at her, " So, anything for me today? "
" Hmm? Oh, we just got some junk mail, some advertisements, and a letter from that Ouji. " Chi-Chi said, not making
much of a deal out of it as she sorted through the mail.
" Little Veggie sent ME a letter? " Goku stared up at her with big sparkily eyes, touched, " Oh Veggie that's so
WONDERFUL of you! "
" Yeahhh... " Chi-Chi nervously scratched her head, " Well, don't get too warm-n-fuzzy about it. " she closed her
eyes and nodded, then opened them to find the mail was now gone from her hands. Chi-Chi glanced to her right and sweatdropped
to see Goku wildly searching through the various pieces of mail.
" Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie--HA! " he grinned, holding up the envelope, which in the heat of the moment Chi-Chi had
forgotten to throw away with the letter. She slapped herself on face for forgetting to do so, " Oooh, look how pretty he
wrote his nickname for me. I can barely make-out what it says! " Goku said in awe, " Now THAT'S calligraphy! "
Chi-Chi pulled a double-take, " Calligraphy? Where did you learn THAT word? "
" TV. " Goku responded as he examined the envelope, then took a big whiff of it, " Ahh, smells just like Veggie! "
the large saiyajin opened the envelope to find it empty, " ...uh, Chi-chan? "
" Yes? "
" Where's Veggie's letter? " Goku held out the opened yet empty envelope.
" Oh I don't know. Maybe he didn't send one. " Chi-Chi shrugged innocently.
Goku narrowed his eyes at her. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" *sigh* I threw it in the garbage. " she said flatly.
" WHAT?! WHY!! " Goku shrieked, " Veggie took all that time to write me a nice lil Veggie-letter and you go and throw
it away before I get a chance to see it! "
" Well, umm, you see, there's a reason you wouldn't want to see that stupid Ouji's letter. " Chi-Chi said, trying to
think up an excuse.
" Veggie didn't squirt his Veggie-juice all over it again did he? " Goku blinked, " Cuz if he did I, I don't mind.
It's actually a pretty nice scent. " the saiyajin took several more whiffs from inside of the envelope.
" NICE?! IT'S SICK AND DISGUSTING! You don't even have to get a whiff of it to know how BAD it STINKS! " Chi-Chi
gawked, " But that's not the reason I threw it away. "
" It's not? " Goku said, confused.
" NO! " Chi-Chi snapped, " If you MUST know the reason it's because of its content and subject matter. "
" The what? "
" What he wrote IN the letter, Goku. " she groaned, " Ugh, his "Kaka-muffin". " she muttered to herself, " How
sick! "
" Sick? " Goku paused, then gasped, " Oh NO! Little Veggie is sick and needs medical attention and wrote me a letter
to go get help and now I can't get him any help because you threw away his letter and now he's going to DIE!! " he sobbed,
" My poor sweet little buddy! I don't want you to DIE!! "
" THE OUJI'S NOT DYING GOKU!! HE'S SICK AS IN DISGUSTING/NASTY SICK!! "
" Veggie is not! " Goku protested.
" Oh yeah? Well all he did was bad-mouth you in that letter of his and say how much he hates you and never wants to
hug you ever again and you are NOT his "little Kaka-muffin"!!! " Chi-Chi yelled, getting tense at the end of the sentence.
" I'm his little Kaka-muffin?? " Goku cocked an eyebrow, " What's THAT supposed to mean? "
" THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! He hates you! He never wants to see you again! " Chi-Chi said angrily, avoiding the
subject.
" But, but, but, Veggie LOVES me. " Goku said, his eyes filled to the brim with tears, " Veggie would NEVER say that
kind of thing to me, never! "
" Of course he would. And he DID! He's EVIL, remember! And evil people don't care who loves them or not and--hey!
Where are you going? " she blinked as Goku waddled off to the kitchen, sobbing quietly.
" I'm gonna go get some more comfort food. " he sniffled, " I think I'm REALLY gonna need it this time. " Goku choked
out.
" That's it sweetie. " Chi-Chi smiled, then called after him, " Remember! I'm only doing this for your own good! "
" I wonder if Kaka-chan's gotten my letter yet? " Vegeta wondered outloud as he layed on his back on the bed in his
room. The ouji frowned, " I don't think I've ever felt this guility in my entire life...WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A NORMAL
VACATION LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, HUH!! " he sent a punch into the air, then sighed.
" I bet Kakay doesn't even know what half the words in that stupid letter mean! " Vegeta groaned, then perked up,
" Or maybe he's in his room reading it right now, yeah! Keeping an ever-vigilant Kaka-watch for his ruler's ship to appear
over the horizon! And then Kakarrotto will make a running leap out through his window and dash out to the docks crying out
my name in uttermost joy! "Oh V-sama you're back, I'm so happy to see you again"! " Vegeta imitated Goku, grabbing his pillow
and bouncing around the room with it, " "Let's go back to your place and I'll fix you up one of those fancy drinks with the
little umbrellas in them!" Heeheeheeheeheeeee... " the ouji trailed off, giggling with excitement.
" Umm, excuse me? "
Vegeta froze with embarassment as one of the attendents to the ship poked her head in the doorway, he recognized her
as the same girl from the spa " Hey shorty, your big friend called. He says you're no longer his little buddy. Whatever THAT
means. " she shrugged, then left.
Vegeta stared at the now empty doorway in total shock. He absent-mindedly dropped the pillow to the floor, along with
his jaw. The ouji bit his lip, choking back something. Vegeta let out a small cry, then fell to his knees, " ...WAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Heeheeheehee! " a happy little giggle came from upstairs. Chi-Chi opened one eye from the nap she was taking in the
living room easy chair.
" Goku? " she glanced over her shoulder to see him sliding down the banaster on the staircase.
" Hello Chi-chan! " he hopped down and teleported next to the chair, " And how are you? "
" You seem pretty happy for someone who just got DUMPED by the Ouji. " Chi-Chi smirked, " I wouldn't blame you for
being cheery though. He was an evil little monster AND a jerk to have around. "
" Well, that's that. " Goku nodded.
Chi-Chi looked over at him, curious, " What's what? "
Goku folded his arms proudly, " I just called the ship Veggie's on and told him that our buddyship is now offically
over! "
" YOU DID WHAT?! " Chi-Chi exploded in shock, " WHY!? "
Goku cocked his head, " Well, _I WAS_ going to apologize to him for sneaking onto his cruise and massaging his back,
but-- "
" YOU MASSAGED THE OUJI'S BACK!! " Chi-Chi cringed with disgust. Then placed her hand over her face, " Oh God, Vegeta
must have enjoyed THAT.. "
" He, he didn't actually, since he's on vacation to get AWAY from me. " Goku pointed out, " But after you told me all
about that cruel and heartless letter he sent me I decided that maybe I needed a vacation away from him too. I figured he
might not be little buddy materal after all. " Goku nodded, then smiled, " I'm glad you told me about that letter when you
did, probably saved me a lot of heart-break too. "
" But--but--but-- " Chi-Chi sputtered.
" BYE CHI-CHAN! " Goku said happily, then skipped off, " La lala la la la la! "
Chi-Chi stood there, then sweatdropped and groaned, " Oh no...what've I done! "
" I can't believe it. I ACTUALLY feel sorry for that evil little Ouji! " Chi-Chi said in disgust, " No. I feel sorry
because I LIED to Goku! I never should have even MENTIONED that postcard! Lying is something only evil scum like Vegeta do!
And now BECAUSE of him I've lied to my Go-chan and I feel TERRIBLE for doing so! "
" Poor Kakay, " Vegeta sniffled from back on the boat, " I broke his sweet little Kaka-heart! AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW! All I did was send that dum postcard out and NOW I'm not even his li, li, little buddy anymore! HOW CAN THAT BE I PUT MY
HEART INTO THAT STUPID LETTER!! " he pounded the mattress, " I DOTTED THE "I" IN MY NICKNAME WITH A HEART FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
!! HOW CAN HE STILL HATE ME AFTER ALL THAT!!! " Vegeta paused, " Kakarrotto must feel awful right now... "
Chi-Chi rubbed her eyes, " I'M SORRY GOKU! "
" I'M SORRY KAKA-CHAN!! "
" *sigh*, my what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. " Dende shook his head as he overlooked
the goings-on from Kami's lookout. Piccolo casually walked by in the backround, whistling while carrying an armful of toilet
paper, bubble-gum, and several machine guns. Dende sweatdropped then turned in Piccolo's direction, " What are you up to
now? " he said, annoyed.
" Who, me? " Piccolo said, fake-gasping, " I don't know what you're talking about. I'm going to help Popo water his
garden. " he said cooly, " Now if you'll excuse me-- "
" --you blow up something with that, and I know that's what you're plotting to do, I'll lock you in the Room of Time
and Space and never let you out! " Dende threatened.
Piccolo snickered, " Yeah, sure you will. " he muttered in amusement, then walked past one of the pillars leading to
Kami's house when he felt a tap on his shoulder. The tall namek glanced at it and turned a pale shade of green to see Goku
standing there grinning at him, " Uhh, hi Goku, nice seeing..you here. " Piccolo felt slightly uneasy; as if experiencing a
bad deja vu.
" Eeee... " the saiyajin grinned widely. Piccolo froze.
::I remember that grin. That's not his regular grin, that's the way Son used to grin at me back when he dubbed me as
his little---::: " AAH! " Piccolo jumped mile back; or would have jumped a mile back had it not been for (A) He had his arms
full of supplies to take over the world, and (B) Kami's lookout didn't stretch a mile and if Piccolo would've jumped back he
would've fallen off the tower and down to Earth.
" Hi little buddy. " Goku giggled. Piccolo frantically looked around the area, trying to spot Vegeta. He sweatdropped
when he realized the ouji's ki was miles away from where they were.
" Oh boy... " Piccolo groaned, then dropped his supplies to the floor, then walked over to Goku, " Hello Goku. "
" Hello Piccy! " Goku grinned at him.
" Where's Vegeta, Goku? " Piccolo asked bluntly.
" Chi-chan said Veggie wrote me a terrible HORRIBLE letter saying how much he HATES me so I called him up and dumped
him. " the large saiyajin explained.
" You "dumped" him? " Piccolo cocked an eyebrow, " I'm surprised you didn't say "divorced" after all these years
you've been calling him that. "
" 18 years actually. " Goku said, counting his fingers.
Piccolo nearly choked on the number, " EIGHTE--umm, wow. That's THREE TIMES what MY sentence was. "
" Your, "sentence", Piccy? " Goku cocked his head.
" Yes, Goku, my sentence...and DON'T call me "Piccy". I'm NOT your little buddy anymore. " he interupted himself.
" Of course you are! " Goku chirped, holding his pointer finger up, " I can't just go around without a little buddy,
so I figured why not pick up where the last one left off! And the last one happens to be you. "
" No. No no no no no. " Piccolo laughed nervously, " I am NOT going to be your "new" little buddy. I already WAS your
little buddy for 6 years straight! "
" I KNOW! That's why I thought of you! Experience! " Goku happily threw his arms in the air, " And you have PLENTY of
that! "
Piccolo felt his bottom left eyelid fidget as his super-intellegent namekian mind flashed back to just about every
mortifying episode he experienced during his time as Goku's "little buddy", " You can say THAT again. " he said dryly.
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku nodded.
" Listen, Son Goku, there are two VERY GOOD reasons why I will NOT participate in this "little buddy" thing of yours
other than the fact that I've held the title already. 1, I haven't done anything "evil" lately. If you hadn't noticed each
one of your "little buddies" of the past was doing something bad when you dubbed them into your little Son reforming course.
If I didn't know better I'd say there's some cosmic judge up there with a big wig on and one of those mallets saying "Piccolo
as punishment for attempting to take over Planet Earth you are hereby sentenced to 6 years as Son Goku's "little buddy"."
WELL HAVE YOU SEEN ME PERFORM ANY ACTS OF EVIL LATELY?! "
Mr. Popo was about to open his mouth to speak when Piccolo stuffed a nearby roll of toliet paper in the genie's
mouth, silencing him. Mr. Popo sweatdropped and walked off, trying to pull the roll out of his mouth.
" Well? HAVE YOU? "
" No... " Goku trailed off.
" Reason number 2, there's no possible way I could be your little buddy because I'm A WHOLE FOOT TALLER THAN YOU
ARE! " Piccolo exclaimed. Goku looked up at him.
" Hmm...more like 8 inches than a whole foot, Piccy. " Goku said, now holding a ruler in his hands. Piccolo
sweatdropped.
" That's not the point, Goku. The point is-- "
" *DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA _NA_ NA! DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA _NA_ NA_ DA NA NA
NA NANA NA NA NA!* " a loud singing beep came from inside Goku's pants.
" Is that Mexican Hat Dance? " Piccolo said, slightly disturbed.
" Hmm? OH! That's my phone! " Goku pulled out a small blue cell-phone with a gold insignia on the back. He pointed to
it, " That's the royal seal of Bejito-sei on the back. Veggie gave it to me. " he nodded, then grinned, " I set its ringing
song though. "
" THERE'S a surprise. " Piccolo sweatdropped. Goku pressed a button on the cell phone.
" Hello, you have reached Son Goku's telephone, who is this? " the saiyajin said into the phone, then let out a
little giggle.
" Veggie. " the voice on the other end choked out, sounding emotionally unstable.
" Veggie WHO? " Goku said stubbornly.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! " the voice
broke into hysterical sobbing and wailing. Piccolo sweatdropped as Goku shut off the phone and placed it back in his pants
pocket.
The large saiyajin grabbed a nearby bag of fishing supplies that until now was left unnoticed and started to shuffle
through them. Piccolo shuddered, knowing what Goku was planning next.
" Umm, Son, I really really-- " he froze at the sight of a familar fishing pole about 2 sizes too big for Goku,
" --REALLY think you should just go back to Vegeta. He's your REAL little buddy, not me. You're done with me! " Piccolo
gulped.
" Aww, I'll never be done with you, "new" little buddy Piccy! " Goku grinned cheerfully, standing up, " Here, take
the fishing pole. "
" NO! " Piccolo snapped nervously as Goku shoved the fishing pole into the namek's grasp, " Please Son! Don't do this
to me! " he begged.
Goku only ignored him and happily replaced Piccolo's hat/helmet with a fishing cap, " Too late! "
" Urg... "
::Why me.:: Chi-Chi thought as she sat at the kitchen table, riddled with guilt, ::I really screwed everything up! I
have to go find Goku and tell him I lied about that Ouji's postcard! If I don't I'm liable to lose my mind!:: she dashed out
of the house and shouted out, " I'M SORRY GO-CHAN! I LIED ABOUT WHAT WAS ON THE POSTCARD! HE DOESN'T HATE YOU HE MISSES YOU!
ALRIGHT! I LIED BECAUSE I HATE THAT LITTLE OUJI AND I WANTED HIM TO SUFFER! NOT YOU! CAN YOU HEAR ME!! "
" ... "
" ... "
Chi-Chi waited for an answer, then sighed and sweatdropped, " Never around when I need him. "
" I feel so guilty. " Chi-Chi said, now sitting by the phone, feeling sorry for herself, " I've got to tell someone.
Anyone! " she paused, glancing over at the phone. She let out a short mocking laugh, " No. " Chi-Chi folded her arms, " I am
NOT going to call that stupid Ouji and apologize to him for ruining his life... "
" ... "
" ... "
" Hello operator? "
" Yes, or no. Yes, or no? " Vegeta sat in bed in his pajamas with a box of tissues on his lap from his recent crying
spell due to the phone conversation he had just had with the larger saiyajin. Between the ouji's fingers he held a Capsule
Corp capsule labeled emergancy in saiyajin writing, " I promised Bulma I wouldn't bring any "Kaka-toys" with me on vacation.
But I really really think I need it right now. " he swallowed, " NO! " Vegeta held the capsule away, " This is my Kaka-less
vacation and I'm going to keep it that way! " the ouji frowned, " But, I, need it so bad right now!! " he bit his lip, then
threw the capsule down and in a poof of smoke a large stuffed toy figure appeared, " KAKA-CHAN! " he squealed as he grabbed
the life-size Goku plushie and hugged it, " Aww Kaka-chan I knew I couldn't go without bringing you along. " Vegeta tucked
the plush toy in beside him, " Ahhhhhhh, that feels so much better. " the ouji patted the plushie beside him, " Kaka-chan, I
have a problem. "
" ... "
" NO I DIDN'T SCREW UP AGAIN! " Vegeta snapped, " It's just that Kakay's become under the impression that I hate him
and now after I sent him a mushy "I'm sorry" letter even though it wasn't my fault for some reason he decided to divorce me
as his little buddy and I'M SO CONFUSED!!! " he sobbed, hugging Kaka-chan tightly, " *sniff* YOU still love me, right? "
" ... "
" HA! Of course you do! How could I ever have thought different. " Vegeta happily tucked in the stuffed toy, " Plush
friends are always so reliable. "
" *B-RING*! *B-RING!!* "
The ouji sat there in surprise, " Who would be calling me at this hour? "
" ... "
Vegeta's eyes widened at what Kaka-chan had just said, " You think so? " a smile crept onto his face.
" ... "
" YAY! " the ouji reached out and grabbed the phone, a coy look on his face, " Hi Kakay... " Vegeta trailed off,
giggling.
" Ouji. " a familiar yet unexpected voice said on the other end of the phone. Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" Onna. "
" ... "
" ... "
" What do you want. " he glared at the phone.
" To talk. "
" About what? "
" Your post card. " Chi-Chi replied bluntly.
" What about it? "
" Well, I...accidentally-told-Goku-that-the-card-said-that-you-hated-him-and-never-wanted-to-see-him-again! " Chi-Chi
quickly spat out. She heard the phone drop to the floor on the other end, " Vegeta? Vegeta? "
" ... "
" Hello? OUJI PICK UP! " she shouted into the phone, then sighed, " Oh well, can't say I didn't try-- "
" YOU WITCH!! " Vegeta snapped, screaming into the phone, " HOW DARE YOU CALL TO TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT! YOU'RE
NOT ONLY EVIL, YOU'RE AN IDIOT TOO!! " he shouted angrily, " WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CALL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!! "
Chi-Chi rolled her eyes, " I felt sorry for you, knucklehead. "
" Oh. "
" ... "
" ... "
" So, how's Kakay taking this? Did you tell him you lied yet? " Vegeta asked, feeling a tiny tug at his heartstrings,
" He must be feeling TERRIBLE right now... "
" I can't find him. " Chi-Chi said, glancing out the window to see an empty front lawn, " Last I heard from him he
went fishing with Piccolo. "
" PICCOLO?! " Vegeta exclaimed then burst into tears, " YOU HAVE TO TELL KAKAY YOU LIED ONNA! " he shouted between
angry sobs.
" Why don't YOU tell him. " Chi-Chi retorted.
" He won't believe ME! "
Chi-Chi smirked, " I know. "
" Then you HAVE to tell him! " Vegeta shouted, then paused and let out an evil snicker, " OR you can keep it to
yourself and let your guilt slowly eat away at you until you develop paranoia and then go MAD! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped at the thought, " You know what, I am going to tell him after all. "
" No, on second thought, don't tell him. I want to see the men in the little white coats take you away. " Vegeta
snickered.
" So long, Ouji. " Chi-Chi said dryly.
" In fact I could probably get you a room at the asylum near Capsule Corp so Kakay can come to see you during
visiting hours. I hear they have rooms with a view. "
" You would know. " Chi-Chi sarcastically remarked.
" Ha ha. Very droll, Onna. VERY droll. " Vegeta snorted, " Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend
to. " he glanced over at Kaka-chan. The plush toy just sat there, smiling blissfully up at the ceiling.
" So do I, Ouji. "
" URG! Three months of practicing this and you'd think I'd be any better at it! " Chi-Chi grumbled as she flew
towards Goku's direction. Her flight skills weren't nearly as advanced as she had hoped for, " That stupid little Ouji
flies better than I do! " Chi-Chi complained as she made an almost crash-landing on the small dock leading to a nearby
lake, " OOF! " Chi-Chi slipped and fell down anyway. She sweatdropped.
" Hey look little buddy, it's Chi-chan! " Goku grinned as he and Piccolo sat in a small fishing boat. The namek
looked visibly ill. The bouncing of the boat hadn't helped matters either.
" I think I'm sea-sick. " Piccolo stuck out his tongue, now slightly pale.
" Nonsense Piccy, you can't be sea-sick! We're not even out at sea! We're on a lake. " Goku grinned, correcting
him.
" Well then I'm lake-sick. "
" GOKU! GOKU!! " Chi-Chi shouted as she ran to the edge of the dock, " Goku, I have something important to tell
you! "
" What? " he asked curiously.
" I LIED! I lied about the postcard! That evil little Ouji doesn't hate you! The whole postcard was a big mushy
apology letter begging you to forgive him! He dotted the "i" in "Veggie" with a fluffy little heart for crying outloud!! "
" You mean Veggie really DOESN'T hate me after all? " Goku stared at her with a hopeful little smile and big sparkily
eyes.
" Of course not! " Chi-Chi laughed it off, " In fact he's waiting to apologize to you over the phone right now! "
" YEA! " Piccolo threw his fishing hat off into the lake, " FREEDOM!!! "
Goku grinned at Chi-Chi eagerly, " Well then let's go phone ourselves a Veggie! "
" Alright! "
" *Mmm, mmm, mmmm,* " Goku stood in the Sons living room holding the phone up to his ear with a look of extreme
anxiousness on his face. The saiyajin was lightly bouncing up and down while biting his lip to keep from squealing with
excitement. Chi-Chi and Piccolo watched on from the backround. Piccolo now had his familiar trademark hat/helmet back
on his head and was back to his calm, cool disposition while Chi-Chi had her arms folded and was beginning to wonder if
the phone wasn't answered soon that Goku would explode.
She spoke up, " Umm, Goku? "
He zipped over to her, " SHHHHHSHHSHSHH! " Goku shhed her, holding his finger over his mouth, the phone still
ringing. The large saiyajin zipped off down the hall, leaving a stunned and confused Chi-Chi and Piccolo.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I'm starting to think this was a bad idea. "
Piccolo also sweatdropped, " Whatever made you think THAT... "
" *RING RING*! *RING RING*! "
" Hmm? " Vegeta paused from adjusting his shirt. The ouji now had on a tank top that read "Beach King" and a blue
pair of swim trunks along with a beachball under his arm. Kaka-chan was sitting upright on the prince's bed wearing Goku's
missing swim trunks. He smiled at his large, life-sized plush toy, " You hold this for your V-sama while he goes to get
the phone oh-kay? " the ouji said sweetly, plopping the beachball in Kaka-chan's lap and causing him to fall backwards,
making a little squeaky sound.
Vegeta picked up the phone, " Hello? "
" MY LITTLE VEGGIE I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!!! " the voice on the telephone squealed at the top of its lungs. Vegeta
held the phone and shook his head to stop his ears from ringing.
" Ka--Ka, Kakay? " Vegeta squeaked out.
" Oh my sweethearted little buddy I am so sorry I left you. I heard from Chi-chan that you sent that postcard to say
how sorry you were and I just wanted to tell you I accept your apologies and I LOVE YOU Veggie! " Goku squealed wildly into
the phone w/big sparkily eyes, his cheeks now hot pink.
" ... "
" Veggie? Veggie? "
" *THUMP*! " the sound of someone fainting could be heard in the backround.
" Veggie? " Goku scratched his head, then started nodding as Chi-Chi and Piccolo snuck down the hallway to where Goku
was standing, " Really? " the duo blinked at him curiously, " Really? REALLY? " Goku's eyes widened with joy after each
'really', " REEEEAAAAAALLLLLYYYYYY? REALLY REALLY REAAAAAAALLLLLYYYYYYY!!! " he almost slurred the word out due to the large
trail of drool dribbling out the side of his mouth. Goku squealed suddenly, " OH VEGGIE YES!! " the large saiyajin hung up;
or tried to--the phone slipped off the handle and landed on the floor. He bounced over to where Chi-Chi and Piccolo were,
almost hyperventilating with happiness. Piccolo cringed as a large drool droplet plopped on this shoe, " HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!
VEGGIE SAYS HE FORGIVES ME! " Goku grinned, giving Chi-Chi a big hug.
" You're kidding? " Chi-Chi said, surprised.
" He's up to something. " Piccolo shook his head.
" AAAAND Veggie wants me to join him on his vacation! " Goku added happily, setting Chi-Chi down.
" WHAT?! " she gawked.
" Toldja. " Piccolo shrugged, smirking.
" ERR, " Chi-Chi growled, " I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO ON A CRUISE WITH THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI! "
" But Veggie said there'll be balloons and party favors and a breakfast bar and water skiing! " Goku mused, the big
sparkily eyes returning to his features, " Veggie even says that if I hurry he'll take me skinny-dipping in that big pool
the cruise ship has. But we're going to have to do it at night cuz that's when no one is on watch! "
" And the ponies, don't forget the ponies, Kakarrotto-chan! " Vegeta's voice added through the receiver on the phone
that was still lying on the floor.
" Ponies? " Goku went off musing again.
Chi-Chi bent down to the phone, " YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS OUJI!!! " she angrily hung up, " Stupid conscience! I shouldn't
have told that Ouji OR Goku ANYTHING! " she snorted, then froze as a large figure whizzed by, " GOKU! GOKU WHERE ARE YOU
GOING! "
" TO PACK MY THINGS! " Goku shouted back, grinning, " I'M GOIN TO VEGGIELAND! "
Chi-Chi ran up the stairs after him, " OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU ARE!!! "
" Aww, Chi-chan look how cute I am! " Goku grinned at his reflection in the mirror. The saiyajin was now wearing a
tank similar to the ouji's which read "Beach Bum", a pair of swim trunks, and a straw hat on his head. Goku was carrying
a sandcastle bucket in one hand and had a white line of suntan lotion underneath each eye, " Do you think Veggie will like
my hat? He bought just for me at the start of summer. "
" I'm sure he'll adore it then. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically, then grumbled, " Stupid little...*grumble*grumble*...
backstabbing Ouji I should'a killed him when I had the chance...*grumble*... "
" Heeheehee, " Goku grinned, " Veggie's just gonna wanna hug me for hours! "
" Here then. " Chi-Chi said, shoving a small bottle in Goku's face. Goku took it from her.
" Chi-chan what is this? " he looked at it, confused.
" Pepper spray. You'll figure it out. " Chi-Chi said bluntly, then adjusted Goku's hat for him. The large saiyajin
just giggled in response, " And if that Ouji says he wants to hug you on the bed, I want you to fry his bed into a million
microscopic little pieces. "
" You got it Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, " Well, I'm off!! "
" Be careful. " Chi-Chi said, worried.
" Drive safely. " Piccolo added.
" Aww, don't worry Chi-chan. " Goku smiled comfortingly at her, " Veggie says he'll take "REAL GOOD care" of me! " he
giggled, then teleported off.
Chi-Chi shuddered at the thought, " "He'll take "REAL GOOD care" of me", MY BUTT! " Chi-Chi snorted in disgust. She
turned to Piccolo with a determined look on her face, " Come on green-bean! We've got a boat to catch! " Chi-Chi said,
storming out of the house.
Piccolo sweatdropped, " I think I'm starting to remember why I moved out of this house in the first place... "
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10:16 PM 9/2/2002
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: Well, that about wraps up Part 3.
Goku: [returns w/Gohan from having washed his arms several hundred times during the past minutes] Eew. [looks down at his
arms] Chu-sama they're still kinda yellow. [sniffs his arms] EEW! And they still smell like that Veggie-gas! (to Veggie)
Little Veggie why'd you have to go and do that for!
Vegeta: (proudly) That HAPPENS to be a saiyajin marking gas. It's a personal scent that warns other saiyajins that you belong
to someone already.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) And I thought the whole fanfiction-idea-of-saiyajins-biting-each-other-to-claim-mates was weird.
Vedge that gas thing is just plain disgusting!!
Goku: (staring at his arms) This stuff'll wear off, right?
Chi-Chi: (to Veggie) Why would you even do that in the first place?! YOU HAVE NO OTHER SAIYAJINS TO PROTECT HIM AGAINST!!!
THERE'S ONLY TWO OF YOU, MORON!
Vejitto: (mockingly) (while giggling) Grr.
Chi-Chi: (flatly) 3 of you.
Gogeta: (mockingly) (also giggling) Grr.
Chi-Chi: 4...OWW! [rubs her head in pain, then picks the item up off the ground that just beaned her on the head] What the--?
Freeza: [drives by in a golf cart] Just playing through. [gets up, places the ball back where it landed; on Chi-Chi's head;
floats above her and swings his golf stick, sending the ball flying off into the distance] [jumps back in the golf cart] Ooh
that was a good one! WE'RE OFF!
Cell: [in the drivers seat; both of them decked out in golf gear] (grumbles) I hate this game.
Freeza: [whacks him over the head with the golf stick] (angrily) I SAID WE'RE OFF!!
Cell: *grumble*grumble* Stupid whiney spoiled little...*grumble*
[golf cart drives off]
Vegeta: (completely bewildered) Well...that was weird.
Goku: (smiles) Veggie I want a golf cart too.
Vejitto: (grins) (waves) BYE CELL! BYE FREEZA! SEE YOU BACK IN H.F.I.L FOR YOUR DAILY BEATINGS!!
Gogeta: (snickers) "Daily beatings"?
Vejitto: (happily) King Enma assigned me as the security guard down there ya know.
Gogeta: (impressed) Wow.
Chi-Chi: (confused) Uhhhh, what just happened here?
Chuquita: Spontaneousity my friends, happens all the time.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) No kidding...
Chuquita: Oh! I saw the GT episode with Goggie in it today.
Gogeta: (cross between a boastful Veggie smirk and a Son grin) So? How'd ya like me--err--it?
Chi-Chi: (scoffs) "It" is more like it.
Gogeta: (sends a death-glare in her direction)
Chuquita: Actually I liked it a lot. (grins at Goggie) You made me laugh. (to audiance) Goggie acts the way Son-kun does OUT
of battle when he's IN battle.
Vegeta: Which can cause a lot of problems if you're not careful.
Chuquita: There was one point where he split into five of himself and was ready to release a kamehameha on (I think his name
is "Li Shenlong" I have no idea) this bad-guy and instead of five huge blasts each Goggie releases a little
tooting-horn-shaped thing that explodes into confetti and streamers. I cracked up. If you get a chance to watch this one you
should take a look at the villain's face as soon as he finds out he hasn't been destroyed but instead covered in festive
multi-colored party decorations.
Gogeta: (big Son grin) Heeeee...
Vejitto: (blows a raspberry at his brother) Oh yeah, well I could do that too--IF I WANTED TO LET ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
DIE IN A FIREY KI-BLAST EXPLOSION FROM MAJIN BUU!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (to herself) (sarcasm) They're not related to Son-kun and Veggie are they?
Gogeta: Heeheehee!
Chuquita: Btw, I found out that they're changing Bura's dub name.
Vegeta: (gawks) WHAT?!
Chi-Chi: (snorts) Who cares, that evil little ouji-spawn's almost worse than the Ouji himself. (grumbles) Little Miss.
"Oh Toussan and Mr. Goten's Daddy belong together because it's their destiny and they love each other so very much" HA! She
makes me sicker than Vegeta does sometimes!!
Goku: (not paying attention to what Chi-Chi just said) So what are they going to call Bura, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: (snicker) Bulla.
Chi-Chi: BULLY's more like it.
Goku: (giggles) [swivels his arms hawaiian-style] Bulla Bulla Hula Hula Wicky-Wacky Lahdi Dahdi! Heeheeheeheehee!
Chuquita: (chuckles) Well I didn't think they were going to stick with "Bra" for her name, in fact I only called her that
for the first several stories I wrote and then switched over to useing Bura. In the manga they might keep it the same though.
They call Bulma Bururma in that.
Vegeta: (shakes his head) I don't like saying Bulla. I really really don't like that. Besides, I'M the one who named her in
the first place!
Chi-Chi: (mock-laugh) YOU?? How did you come up with Bura?
Vegeta: Bejeetabura means vegetable in our show's native tongue. I figured, hey this word uses my name in it, why not use
the other half for her.
Everyone else: ...
Vegeta: ...it also means "strong-willed" in saiyajinese.
Everyone else: Ohhhhh.
Goku: (eager) What does Kakarrotto mean in saiyajinese little Veggie?
Vegeta: (evil snicker) [leans closer to Son] Do you REALLY wanna know?
Chi-Chi: [gets inbetween them and pushes Veggie away] NO he does NOT.
Vegeta: Hmmph. Oh yeah? Well how's this? (turns to audiance) Vote for ME and in the next story I'll reveal the meaning of
Kakarrotto's name translated into english!
Vejitto: (grins) And it's far from meaning carrot!
Goku: (surprised) It DOESN'T mean carrot? Hmm. [shrugs] Who knew?
Vegeta: (smirks at Son) Actually your saiyajin name as a deep facinating beautiful meaning to it. (to audiance) But you
have to vote for ME if you wanna find out what it is!
Chi-Chi: THAT'S CHEATING, OUJI!
Chuquita: (to Chi-Chi) So? Someone cheated for your side by voting 5 times for you.
Chi-Chi: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (laughing) HAHAHA! Probably the ONLY person who voted for you too, Onna!
Chi-Chi: [slaps him across the face] IS NOT!!
Vegeta: (to Chu) I bet she's the one voted for herself.
Chi-Chi: [w/Goku holding her back] WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU OUJI I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES!!!
Vegeta: (curious) (to Chu) How many votes HAS Onna gotten all together so far?
Chuquita: I'm not allowed to reveal that information until the end of the last chapter.
Vegeta: (folds his arms) Aww crud.
Chuquita: (happily) See ya in Part 4 everybody!
Goku: Vegeta, Vejita, Bejita, Bejeeta, Vejeeta, Velveeta.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) What?
Goku: There are many ways to spell little Veggie but there is only one way to spell little buddy. (grins) [grabs Veggie and
gives him a big hug] And this is how!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh..aww, sweet Kakay-chaaan..hehehheh...
Gohan: I think I'm gonna throw up.
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from 97.5 WPST's "The Wake Up Crew"
It seems that because of current economic conditions, many companies are comtemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are
a few to keep an eye on:
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants...the new company will be called Poupon Pants.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler...the new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining...the new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil...the new company will be called Honey, I'm Home.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: There were 10 of those in all, (points up at the Q.O.T.W) I just chose a couple of my favorites.
Goku: (giggles) Heehee, Poupon Pants. (shouts) HEY VEGGIE! POUPON PANTS!
Vegeta: [still running around in a circle from Chi-Chi] NOT NOW KAKARROT!!
Gohan: [sitting down in an empty chair; Goten hops on the desk and sits down] I came all the way here for this?
Goku: (happily) YEP!
Gohan: 'Toussan I can watch Kaasan angrily chase Vegeta around the HOUSE anyday!
Chuquita: Ahh, but it's not everyday you meet a couple fusion-babies, is it?
Vejitto: (grins and waves to Gohan; who sweatdrops)
Gohan: Is that really such a good thing?
Vejitto: Of course it is! (realization) Hey....guess what? My Daddy and Mommy have 2 sons, and YOUR Mommy and Daddy have 2
sons--we're even! HAHA! Isn't that funny!
[Both Chi-Chi and Veggie instantly freeze in place]
Vegeta: (evil snicker) Say, we ARE even, aren't we, Onna?
Chi-Chi: (sweatdrops) Hoo-boy...you, your, THAT ONE DOESN'T COUNT!! [points to Gogeta, who lazily opens one eye]
Gogeta: (yawns) I can too.
Vegeta: (to Goggie) Psst! Boy! Onna says I'm not your Kaasan. But we both know that's a LIE, right?
Gogeta: (sits up & rubs the back of his head Son style) Of COURSE your my Kaasan, where ELSE did I get the dna for this
thing! [points to his widow's peak]
Goten: (grins at Goggie) You have eyes just like me!
Gogeta: (looks at Goten in utter shock and confusion) (turns to Goku) You're CLONING them now!?
Goku: Heeheehee.
Chuquita: He's not a clone, Goggie. He was born at the time when your *ahem* Kaasan and Chi-Chi were both coping with your
Toussan's death so (I guess) Chi-Chi thought cutting his hair to look like Son-san's and giving him a little Son gi would
make her feel better.
Vegeta: (grinning) I'm his Uncle Veggie.
Goten: YEAH! HI UNCLE VEGGIE!
Vegeta: [goes over to his chair and sits down] Isn't that an interesting development Kakarrotto. You know have 2 sons by both
Onna and I. Very interesting indeed.
Gohan: (suspicous) You DO know you're just instigating things, don't you?
Vegeta: (evil giggle) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...
Goku: Wow, that is interesting. [glances to his right were Vejitto is eagerly waving to him; Goggie is also waving, yet still
looking kinda tired] [glances to his left to see Gohan looking at him pleadingly; Goten is looking kind of clueless] Hee, I
love them all!
Vegeta: (smirks) Do you really?
Goku: (nods) Mmm-hmm!
Vegeta: (demanding) Which would you rather live with?
Goku: (uneasy) Well I, uh--
Chi-Chi: DON'T ASK HIM THAT!
Vegeta: Afraid of Kakarrotto's answer, are we Onna? (snickers)
Chi-Chi: OOH! YOU--ARRRR [hurtles her chainsaw down at Veggie's head, only to have a small explosion occur before it reaches
the tip of his hair. The chainsaw wheezes in a dying manner and spins to a halt] What the--?
Vegeta: Tsk tsk tsk, it seems your mechanical saiyajin slicer's run out of energy, or perhaps it runs on BATTERIES? [holds up
a pair of AA's] Heh-heh!
Chi-Chi: [glances at the open battery hatch on her chainsaw] (snarls) Why you little--I'LL RIP YOU APART WITH MY OWN HANDS!!
Vegeta: (smirks) Yeah right.
Chi-Chi: ARG!! [lunges at him]
Vegeta: [jumps out of his chair and into Son's arms] (mock-fear) Oh KAKAY! She's trying to KILL me!
Goku: (gasps) VEGGIE NO! [clutches Veggie tightly] Chi-chan don't kill Veggie.
Vegeta: (snickers) Yes, you wouldn't want to ruin me and Kakay's buddyship, would you? We're so very CLOSE, you know.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) That's because he's holding you.
Vegeta: (death-glares in Chu's direction) Do you mind?
Chi-Chi: (ignoring them both) Put him down, Goku.
Goku: (frightened) But you're trying to KILL HIM!!
Chi-Chi: I'm not going to kill Vegeta....yet.
Vegeta: HA! [points accusingly in her direction] *plat*!
Goku: (sniffs the air) Eew, what's that?
Chi-Chi: Don't you sniff that air! It's full of poison ouji-gas!
Vegeta: HMMPH! [hops out of Son's arms] I take offense at that! That wasn't a fart, it was a secretion made by my tail!
[motions to his tail, which now has an odd yellowish mist floating around it]
Goku: [looks down at his now slightly yellowed arms] OH EEEEEWWWWW! VEGGIE THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Gohan: (sighs) [pinches his nose] Come on Toussan I'll go help you clean up.
Goku: (sticks his tongue out) I feel penetrated. [both walk off to the other side of the room]
Chi-Chi: (smirks) I didn't see any of YOUR mis-shapen ouji-spawn helping my Go-chan.
Chuquita: Umm, Chi--
Chi-Chi: YOU SHUSH! I'm talking to the Ouji.
Chuquita: (sweatdrop) Oh brother. (turns to Vejitto and Goggie) Either of you care to join me in introducing Part 3?
Gogeta: (excited) MY TURN! MY TURN!
Vejitto: (laughs) Who says you don't have a bit of Daddy in you.
Gogeta: (grins) I feel better after I nap.
Chuquita: That's good to know.
Gogeta: And now ladies and gentlemen, I present, PART 3!
Summary: After Bulma suggests the prince take a vacation, Veggie decides to do just that--and purchases a huge
oceanliner. While saying his two-week temporary goodbyes, a devastated Son Goku sneaks onto the ship, fearing for what could
possibly happen to his little buddy if left alone without protection. When Chi-Chi finds out she decides to take action and
with the help of Gohan and Piccolo, track down the oceanliner to "save" Son. How will they find one person on this 'little
chunk of Bejito-sei'? Does he WANT to be found? Does Veggie even know Goku is there? Find out!
Vejitto: Way to go, "graceful rose"
Gogeta: (cocks an eyebrow) What did you call me?
Chuquita: (giggles) Inside joke, Goggie.
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" To my extremely loyal yet slightly misinterpreting servant-maid....NAH! " Vegeta crumbled up yet another piece of
paper and tossed it in the garbage can, " Oh I'm no good at this. What a stupid idea. " Vegeta put his head in his hands,
" If I even so much start writing down any mush-filled stuff I'll end up writing right off the baka paper. " he glanced at a
very long scroll he had thrown in the fireplace, " Maybe I should try it that way again, after all Kakarrotto IS a sucker for
that kind of stuff. Heck if it got him to sneak his way onto the ship just to 'protect me from harm' then it's bound to
relieve him of the ridiculous idea that I "hate him". " the ouji paused, then suspicously looked left and right, " Hmm... "
he thought to himself, then started to dictate what he was writing, " To my dear sweet little Kaka-muffin, "
Vegeta's tail sweatdropped.
" Ever since you left the tide has turned for the worst. Violent waves have swept up upon the boat. The sky is pitch
black and we have lost complete navigation of the ship. The electricity has since been gone from the entire ship and I have
to survive by scrounging for morsels. Recently I have been contemplating eating my own boots. But they were too rubbery and
hard to soothe my royal palate. However, there appears only one thing that can truely soothe me in this near-death hour, "
the ouji's tail looked around the room and would have face-faulted if it had a face to fault. The waters had been just as
calm as before, they were still on course, the radio, TV, and lights were all on, and there was a big dessert platter of
fancy European cookies sitting on the table next to where Vegeta was writing, " And that one thing is my one and only
peasant; you. "
The tail nearly puked.
" I desperately apologize for all the pain and suffering I have caused your large Kaka-self and wish you to wait by
the docks for my safe return. Or if you choose wait in your room and once I return I shall bring for you a gift of
overabundant proportions of which you can only imagine in your wildest Kaka-fantasies! Forgive my rudeness and I will forgive
the rotten stench your body has placed upon every item in my totebag. Luv, your little buddy, Veggie. " the ouji finished,
then doodled a couple hearts near the bottom of the paper, " Heh-heh, pure sap. Kakarrotto will love it. " Vegeta snickered,
then dotted the i in Veggie with another smaller heart, " A mushy little apology note to Kakay if I ever read one. Heh-heh. "
Vegeta placed the letter in an envelope then grabbed his tail and held it over the opening to the envelope and squeezed the
tail tightly, causing a clear juicy-like liquid to secrete several droplets into the envelope. The smell of ouji filled the
air, " Ahh! " Vegeta took a whiff if the natural scent his tail had just sent into the air, " Nothing more powerfully
fragrant than the odor belonging to the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji himself. " Vegeta closed the envelope, " Now if
Kakarrotto doesn't figure out who sent this by now he's even dummer than he looks. " the small saiyajin hopped out of his
chair, " And now, to send off! " he announced, then teleported himself back infront of the Son home and placed the letter in
the mailbox, " There, " Vegeta said cheerfully, " That was simple enough, wasn't it tail? " the ouji's tail twitched and
sweatdropped at the same time, " Oh well, back to my vacation! " he said, then bowed overdramatically at the house, " Until
we meet again, fair servant-maid. " Vegeta's tail shook its head as the ouji teleported back to his room on the ship.
Several seconds later Chi-Chi left the house and walked up to the mailbox. She opened it and yelped with disgust to
find a very ripe scent floating around inside it.
" Oh YUCK! " she cringed as she tried to waft it out of her mailbox, " It smells like OUJI in here. RIPE Ouji too.
She sorted through the other mail until she came to a letter with the sole word "Kakay" written on the cover in fancy
over-elaborate letters, " You gotta be kidding me. " Chi-Chi said dryly as she opened the envelope. Inside was a letter along
with some sort of secretion sitting around the bottom inside edges of the envelope, " I don't even want to know what that
glaze is around the edges. " Chi-Chi pulled out a pair of rubber gloves and a tweezer. She used the tweezer to lift the
letter out of the envelope and then opened it, " "To my dear sweet little Kaka-muffin", " Chi-Chi sweatdropped after reading
the first line, then read through the whole thing, " What a ham you are Ouji. "I have to survive by scrounging for morsels."
What a load! " she folded the letter up, then was about to place it back with the regular mail when she paused, " Knowing
Goku he'd probably believe this Ouji-letter and rush back out after him again. " Chi-Chi groaned, " I can hear him now, "Oh
my poor little Veggie, how could I EVER have left you ALL ALONE on that big scary ship in the middle of nowhere". Yech! " she
glanced down at the trash can next to the mail box they used for junk mail, " Your "little Kaka-muffin"? Heh-heh, not today,
pal. " Chi-Chi smirked as she dropped the letter into the trash can and walked up back to the house. Goku was sitting infront
of the TV, indian-style.
The large saiyajin looked over his shoulder and grinned at her, " So, anything for me today? "
" Hmm? Oh, we just got some junk mail, some advertisements, and a letter from that Ouji. " Chi-Chi said, not making
much of a deal out of it as she sorted through the mail.
" Little Veggie sent ME a letter? " Goku stared up at her with big sparkily eyes, touched, " Oh Veggie that's so
WONDERFUL of you! "
" Yeahhh... " Chi-Chi nervously scratched her head, " Well, don't get too warm-n-fuzzy about it. " she closed her
eyes and nodded, then opened them to find the mail was now gone from her hands. Chi-Chi glanced to her right and sweatdropped
to see Goku wildly searching through the various pieces of mail.
" Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie--HA! " he grinned, holding up the envelope, which in the heat of the moment Chi-Chi had
forgotten to throw away with the letter. She slapped herself on face for forgetting to do so, " Oooh, look how pretty he
wrote his nickname for me. I can barely make-out what it says! " Goku said in awe, " Now THAT'S calligraphy! "
Chi-Chi pulled a double-take, " Calligraphy? Where did you learn THAT word? "
" TV. " Goku responded as he examined the envelope, then took a big whiff of it, " Ahh, smells just like Veggie! "
the large saiyajin opened the envelope to find it empty, " ...uh, Chi-chan? "
" Yes? "
" Where's Veggie's letter? " Goku held out the opened yet empty envelope.
" Oh I don't know. Maybe he didn't send one. " Chi-Chi shrugged innocently.
Goku narrowed his eyes at her. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" *sigh* I threw it in the garbage. " she said flatly.
" WHAT?! WHY!! " Goku shrieked, " Veggie took all that time to write me a nice lil Veggie-letter and you go and throw
it away before I get a chance to see it! "
" Well, umm, you see, there's a reason you wouldn't want to see that stupid Ouji's letter. " Chi-Chi said, trying to
think up an excuse.
" Veggie didn't squirt his Veggie-juice all over it again did he? " Goku blinked, " Cuz if he did I, I don't mind.
It's actually a pretty nice scent. " the saiyajin took several more whiffs from inside of the envelope.
" NICE?! IT'S SICK AND DISGUSTING! You don't even have to get a whiff of it to know how BAD it STINKS! " Chi-Chi
gawked, " But that's not the reason I threw it away. "
" It's not? " Goku said, confused.
" NO! " Chi-Chi snapped, " If you MUST know the reason it's because of its content and subject matter. "
" The what? "
" What he wrote IN the letter, Goku. " she groaned, " Ugh, his "Kaka-muffin". " she muttered to herself, " How
sick! "
" Sick? " Goku paused, then gasped, " Oh NO! Little Veggie is sick and needs medical attention and wrote me a letter
to go get help and now I can't get him any help because you threw away his letter and now he's going to DIE!! " he sobbed,
" My poor sweet little buddy! I don't want you to DIE!! "
" THE OUJI'S NOT DYING GOKU!! HE'S SICK AS IN DISGUSTING/NASTY SICK!! "
" Veggie is not! " Goku protested.
" Oh yeah? Well all he did was bad-mouth you in that letter of his and say how much he hates you and never wants to
hug you ever again and you are NOT his "little Kaka-muffin"!!! " Chi-Chi yelled, getting tense at the end of the sentence.
" I'm his little Kaka-muffin?? " Goku cocked an eyebrow, " What's THAT supposed to mean? "
" THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! He hates you! He never wants to see you again! " Chi-Chi said angrily, avoiding the
subject.
" But, but, but, Veggie LOVES me. " Goku said, his eyes filled to the brim with tears, " Veggie would NEVER say that
kind of thing to me, never! "
" Of course he would. And he DID! He's EVIL, remember! And evil people don't care who loves them or not and--hey!
Where are you going? " she blinked as Goku waddled off to the kitchen, sobbing quietly.
" I'm gonna go get some more comfort food. " he sniffled, " I think I'm REALLY gonna need it this time. " Goku choked
out.
" That's it sweetie. " Chi-Chi smiled, then called after him, " Remember! I'm only doing this for your own good! "
" I wonder if Kaka-chan's gotten my letter yet? " Vegeta wondered outloud as he layed on his back on the bed in his
room. The ouji frowned, " I don't think I've ever felt this guility in my entire life...WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A NORMAL
VACATION LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, HUH!! " he sent a punch into the air, then sighed.
" I bet Kakay doesn't even know what half the words in that stupid letter mean! " Vegeta groaned, then perked up,
" Or maybe he's in his room reading it right now, yeah! Keeping an ever-vigilant Kaka-watch for his ruler's ship to appear
over the horizon! And then Kakarrotto will make a running leap out through his window and dash out to the docks crying out
my name in uttermost joy! "Oh V-sama you're back, I'm so happy to see you again"! " Vegeta imitated Goku, grabbing his pillow
and bouncing around the room with it, " "Let's go back to your place and I'll fix you up one of those fancy drinks with the
little umbrellas in them!" Heeheeheeheeheeeee... " the ouji trailed off, giggling with excitement.
" Umm, excuse me? "
Vegeta froze with embarassment as one of the attendents to the ship poked her head in the doorway, he recognized her
as the same girl from the spa " Hey shorty, your big friend called. He says you're no longer his little buddy. Whatever THAT
means. " she shrugged, then left.
Vegeta stared at the now empty doorway in total shock. He absent-mindedly dropped the pillow to the floor, along with
his jaw. The ouji bit his lip, choking back something. Vegeta let out a small cry, then fell to his knees, " ...WAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Heeheeheehee! " a happy little giggle came from upstairs. Chi-Chi opened one eye from the nap she was taking in the
living room easy chair.
" Goku? " she glanced over her shoulder to see him sliding down the banaster on the staircase.
" Hello Chi-chan! " he hopped down and teleported next to the chair, " And how are you? "
" You seem pretty happy for someone who just got DUMPED by the Ouji. " Chi-Chi smirked, " I wouldn't blame you for
being cheery though. He was an evil little monster AND a jerk to have around. "
" Well, that's that. " Goku nodded.
Chi-Chi looked over at him, curious, " What's what? "
Goku folded his arms proudly, " I just called the ship Veggie's on and told him that our buddyship is now offically
over! "
" YOU DID WHAT?! " Chi-Chi exploded in shock, " WHY!? "
Goku cocked his head, " Well, _I WAS_ going to apologize to him for sneaking onto his cruise and massaging his back,
but-- "
" YOU MASSAGED THE OUJI'S BACK!! " Chi-Chi cringed with disgust. Then placed her hand over her face, " Oh God, Vegeta
must have enjoyed THAT.. "
" He, he didn't actually, since he's on vacation to get AWAY from me. " Goku pointed out, " But after you told me all
about that cruel and heartless letter he sent me I decided that maybe I needed a vacation away from him too. I figured he
might not be little buddy materal after all. " Goku nodded, then smiled, " I'm glad you told me about that letter when you
did, probably saved me a lot of heart-break too. "
" But--but--but-- " Chi-Chi sputtered.
" BYE CHI-CHAN! " Goku said happily, then skipped off, " La lala la la la la! "
Chi-Chi stood there, then sweatdropped and groaned, " Oh no...what've I done! "
" I can't believe it. I ACTUALLY feel sorry for that evil little Ouji! " Chi-Chi said in disgust, " No. I feel sorry
because I LIED to Goku! I never should have even MENTIONED that postcard! Lying is something only evil scum like Vegeta do!
And now BECAUSE of him I've lied to my Go-chan and I feel TERRIBLE for doing so! "
" Poor Kakay, " Vegeta sniffled from back on the boat, " I broke his sweet little Kaka-heart! AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW! All I did was send that dum postcard out and NOW I'm not even his li, li, little buddy anymore! HOW CAN THAT BE I PUT MY
HEART INTO THAT STUPID LETTER!! " he pounded the mattress, " I DOTTED THE "I" IN MY NICKNAME WITH A HEART FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
!! HOW CAN HE STILL HATE ME AFTER ALL THAT!!! " Vegeta paused, " Kakarrotto must feel awful right now... "
Chi-Chi rubbed her eyes, " I'M SORRY GOKU! "
" I'M SORRY KAKA-CHAN!! "
" *sigh*, my what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. " Dende shook his head as he overlooked
the goings-on from Kami's lookout. Piccolo casually walked by in the backround, whistling while carrying an armful of toilet
paper, bubble-gum, and several machine guns. Dende sweatdropped then turned in Piccolo's direction, " What are you up to
now? " he said, annoyed.
" Who, me? " Piccolo said, fake-gasping, " I don't know what you're talking about. I'm going to help Popo water his
garden. " he said cooly, " Now if you'll excuse me-- "
" --you blow up something with that, and I know that's what you're plotting to do, I'll lock you in the Room of Time
and Space and never let you out! " Dende threatened.
Piccolo snickered, " Yeah, sure you will. " he muttered in amusement, then walked past one of the pillars leading to
Kami's house when he felt a tap on his shoulder. The tall namek glanced at it and turned a pale shade of green to see Goku
standing there grinning at him, " Uhh, hi Goku, nice seeing..you here. " Piccolo felt slightly uneasy; as if experiencing a
bad deja vu.
" Eeee... " the saiyajin grinned widely. Piccolo froze.
::I remember that grin. That's not his regular grin, that's the way Son used to grin at me back when he dubbed me as
his little---::: " AAH! " Piccolo jumped mile back; or would have jumped a mile back had it not been for (A) He had his arms
full of supplies to take over the world, and (B) Kami's lookout didn't stretch a mile and if Piccolo would've jumped back he
would've fallen off the tower and down to Earth.
" Hi little buddy. " Goku giggled. Piccolo frantically looked around the area, trying to spot Vegeta. He sweatdropped
when he realized the ouji's ki was miles away from where they were.
" Oh boy... " Piccolo groaned, then dropped his supplies to the floor, then walked over to Goku, " Hello Goku. "
" Hello Piccy! " Goku grinned at him.
" Where's Vegeta, Goku? " Piccolo asked bluntly.
" Chi-chan said Veggie wrote me a terrible HORRIBLE letter saying how much he HATES me so I called him up and dumped
him. " the large saiyajin explained.
" You "dumped" him? " Piccolo cocked an eyebrow, " I'm surprised you didn't say "divorced" after all these years
you've been calling him that. "
" 18 years actually. " Goku said, counting his fingers.
Piccolo nearly choked on the number, " EIGHTE--umm, wow. That's THREE TIMES what MY sentence was. "
" Your, "sentence", Piccy? " Goku cocked his head.
" Yes, Goku, my sentence...and DON'T call me "Piccy". I'm NOT your little buddy anymore. " he interupted himself.
" Of course you are! " Goku chirped, holding his pointer finger up, " I can't just go around without a little buddy,
so I figured why not pick up where the last one left off! And the last one happens to be you. "
" No. No no no no no. " Piccolo laughed nervously, " I am NOT going to be your "new" little buddy. I already WAS your
little buddy for 6 years straight! "
" I KNOW! That's why I thought of you! Experience! " Goku happily threw his arms in the air, " And you have PLENTY of
that! "
Piccolo felt his bottom left eyelid fidget as his super-intellegent namekian mind flashed back to just about every
mortifying episode he experienced during his time as Goku's "little buddy", " You can say THAT again. " he said dryly.
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku nodded.
" Listen, Son Goku, there are two VERY GOOD reasons why I will NOT participate in this "little buddy" thing of yours
other than the fact that I've held the title already. 1, I haven't done anything "evil" lately. If you hadn't noticed each
one of your "little buddies" of the past was doing something bad when you dubbed them into your little Son reforming course.
If I didn't know better I'd say there's some cosmic judge up there with a big wig on and one of those mallets saying "Piccolo
as punishment for attempting to take over Planet Earth you are hereby sentenced to 6 years as Son Goku's "little buddy"."
WELL HAVE YOU SEEN ME PERFORM ANY ACTS OF EVIL LATELY?! "
Mr. Popo was about to open his mouth to speak when Piccolo stuffed a nearby roll of toliet paper in the genie's
mouth, silencing him. Mr. Popo sweatdropped and walked off, trying to pull the roll out of his mouth.
" Well? HAVE YOU? "
" No... " Goku trailed off.
" Reason number 2, there's no possible way I could be your little buddy because I'm A WHOLE FOOT TALLER THAN YOU
ARE! " Piccolo exclaimed. Goku looked up at him.
" Hmm...more like 8 inches than a whole foot, Piccy. " Goku said, now holding a ruler in his hands. Piccolo
sweatdropped.
" That's not the point, Goku. The point is-- "
" *DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA _NA_ NA! DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA _NA_ NA_ DA NA NA
NA NANA NA NA NA!* " a loud singing beep came from inside Goku's pants.
" Is that Mexican Hat Dance? " Piccolo said, slightly disturbed.
" Hmm? OH! That's my phone! " Goku pulled out a small blue cell-phone with a gold insignia on the back. He pointed to
it, " That's the royal seal of Bejito-sei on the back. Veggie gave it to me. " he nodded, then grinned, " I set its ringing
song though. "
" THERE'S a surprise. " Piccolo sweatdropped. Goku pressed a button on the cell phone.
" Hello, you have reached Son Goku's telephone, who is this? " the saiyajin said into the phone, then let out a
little giggle.
" Veggie. " the voice on the other end choked out, sounding emotionally unstable.
" Veggie WHO? " Goku said stubbornly.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! " the voice
broke into hysterical sobbing and wailing. Piccolo sweatdropped as Goku shut off the phone and placed it back in his pants
pocket.
The large saiyajin grabbed a nearby bag of fishing supplies that until now was left unnoticed and started to shuffle
through them. Piccolo shuddered, knowing what Goku was planning next.
" Umm, Son, I really really-- " he froze at the sight of a familar fishing pole about 2 sizes too big for Goku,
" --REALLY think you should just go back to Vegeta. He's your REAL little buddy, not me. You're done with me! " Piccolo
gulped.
" Aww, I'll never be done with you, "new" little buddy Piccy! " Goku grinned cheerfully, standing up, " Here, take
the fishing pole. "
" NO! " Piccolo snapped nervously as Goku shoved the fishing pole into the namek's grasp, " Please Son! Don't do this
to me! " he begged.
Goku only ignored him and happily replaced Piccolo's hat/helmet with a fishing cap, " Too late! "
" Urg... "
::Why me.:: Chi-Chi thought as she sat at the kitchen table, riddled with guilt, ::I really screwed everything up! I
have to go find Goku and tell him I lied about that Ouji's postcard! If I don't I'm liable to lose my mind!:: she dashed out
of the house and shouted out, " I'M SORRY GO-CHAN! I LIED ABOUT WHAT WAS ON THE POSTCARD! HE DOESN'T HATE YOU HE MISSES YOU!
ALRIGHT! I LIED BECAUSE I HATE THAT LITTLE OUJI AND I WANTED HIM TO SUFFER! NOT YOU! CAN YOU HEAR ME!! "
" ... "
" ... "
Chi-Chi waited for an answer, then sighed and sweatdropped, " Never around when I need him. "
" I feel so guilty. " Chi-Chi said, now sitting by the phone, feeling sorry for herself, " I've got to tell someone.
Anyone! " she paused, glancing over at the phone. She let out a short mocking laugh, " No. " Chi-Chi folded her arms, " I am
NOT going to call that stupid Ouji and apologize to him for ruining his life... "
" ... "
" ... "
" Hello operator? "
" Yes, or no. Yes, or no? " Vegeta sat in bed in his pajamas with a box of tissues on his lap from his recent crying
spell due to the phone conversation he had just had with the larger saiyajin. Between the ouji's fingers he held a Capsule
Corp capsule labeled emergancy in saiyajin writing, " I promised Bulma I wouldn't bring any "Kaka-toys" with me on vacation.
But I really really think I need it right now. " he swallowed, " NO! " Vegeta held the capsule away, " This is my Kaka-less
vacation and I'm going to keep it that way! " the ouji frowned, " But, I, need it so bad right now!! " he bit his lip, then
threw the capsule down and in a poof of smoke a large stuffed toy figure appeared, " KAKA-CHAN! " he squealed as he grabbed
the life-size Goku plushie and hugged it, " Aww Kaka-chan I knew I couldn't go without bringing you along. " Vegeta tucked
the plush toy in beside him, " Ahhhhhhh, that feels so much better. " the ouji patted the plushie beside him, " Kaka-chan, I
have a problem. "
" ... "
" NO I DIDN'T SCREW UP AGAIN! " Vegeta snapped, " It's just that Kakay's become under the impression that I hate him
and now after I sent him a mushy "I'm sorry" letter even though it wasn't my fault for some reason he decided to divorce me
as his little buddy and I'M SO CONFUSED!!! " he sobbed, hugging Kaka-chan tightly, " *sniff* YOU still love me, right? "
" ... "
" HA! Of course you do! How could I ever have thought different. " Vegeta happily tucked in the stuffed toy, " Plush
friends are always so reliable. "
" *B-RING*! *B-RING!!* "
The ouji sat there in surprise, " Who would be calling me at this hour? "
" ... "
Vegeta's eyes widened at what Kaka-chan had just said, " You think so? " a smile crept onto his face.
" ... "
" YAY! " the ouji reached out and grabbed the phone, a coy look on his face, " Hi Kakay... " Vegeta trailed off,
giggling.
" Ouji. " a familiar yet unexpected voice said on the other end of the phone. Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" Onna. "
" ... "
" ... "
" What do you want. " he glared at the phone.
" To talk. "
" About what? "
" Your post card. " Chi-Chi replied bluntly.
" What about it? "
" Well, I...accidentally-told-Goku-that-the-card-said-that-you-hated-him-and-never-wanted-to-see-him-again! " Chi-Chi
quickly spat out. She heard the phone drop to the floor on the other end, " Vegeta? Vegeta? "
" ... "
" Hello? OUJI PICK UP! " she shouted into the phone, then sighed, " Oh well, can't say I didn't try-- "
" YOU WITCH!! " Vegeta snapped, screaming into the phone, " HOW DARE YOU CALL TO TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT! YOU'RE
NOT ONLY EVIL, YOU'RE AN IDIOT TOO!! " he shouted angrily, " WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CALL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!! "
Chi-Chi rolled her eyes, " I felt sorry for you, knucklehead. "
" Oh. "
" ... "
" ... "
" So, how's Kakay taking this? Did you tell him you lied yet? " Vegeta asked, feeling a tiny tug at his heartstrings,
" He must be feeling TERRIBLE right now... "
" I can't find him. " Chi-Chi said, glancing out the window to see an empty front lawn, " Last I heard from him he
went fishing with Piccolo. "
" PICCOLO?! " Vegeta exclaimed then burst into tears, " YOU HAVE TO TELL KAKAY YOU LIED ONNA! " he shouted between
angry sobs.
" Why don't YOU tell him. " Chi-Chi retorted.
" He won't believe ME! "
Chi-Chi smirked, " I know. "
" Then you HAVE to tell him! " Vegeta shouted, then paused and let out an evil snicker, " OR you can keep it to
yourself and let your guilt slowly eat away at you until you develop paranoia and then go MAD! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped at the thought, " You know what, I am going to tell him after all. "
" No, on second thought, don't tell him. I want to see the men in the little white coats take you away. " Vegeta
snickered.
" So long, Ouji. " Chi-Chi said dryly.
" In fact I could probably get you a room at the asylum near Capsule Corp so Kakay can come to see you during
visiting hours. I hear they have rooms with a view. "
" You would know. " Chi-Chi sarcastically remarked.
" Ha ha. Very droll, Onna. VERY droll. " Vegeta snorted, " Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend
to. " he glanced over at Kaka-chan. The plush toy just sat there, smiling blissfully up at the ceiling.
" So do I, Ouji. "
" URG! Three months of practicing this and you'd think I'd be any better at it! " Chi-Chi grumbled as she flew
towards Goku's direction. Her flight skills weren't nearly as advanced as she had hoped for, " That stupid little Ouji
flies better than I do! " Chi-Chi complained as she made an almost crash-landing on the small dock leading to a nearby
lake, " OOF! " Chi-Chi slipped and fell down anyway. She sweatdropped.
" Hey look little buddy, it's Chi-chan! " Goku grinned as he and Piccolo sat in a small fishing boat. The namek
looked visibly ill. The bouncing of the boat hadn't helped matters either.
" I think I'm sea-sick. " Piccolo stuck out his tongue, now slightly pale.
" Nonsense Piccy, you can't be sea-sick! We're not even out at sea! We're on a lake. " Goku grinned, correcting
him.
" Well then I'm lake-sick. "
" GOKU! GOKU!! " Chi-Chi shouted as she ran to the edge of the dock, " Goku, I have something important to tell
you! "
" What? " he asked curiously.
" I LIED! I lied about the postcard! That evil little Ouji doesn't hate you! The whole postcard was a big mushy
apology letter begging you to forgive him! He dotted the "i" in "Veggie" with a fluffy little heart for crying outloud!! "
" You mean Veggie really DOESN'T hate me after all? " Goku stared at her with a hopeful little smile and big sparkily
eyes.
" Of course not! " Chi-Chi laughed it off, " In fact he's waiting to apologize to you over the phone right now! "
" YEA! " Piccolo threw his fishing hat off into the lake, " FREEDOM!!! "
Goku grinned at Chi-Chi eagerly, " Well then let's go phone ourselves a Veggie! "
" Alright! "
" *Mmm, mmm, mmmm,* " Goku stood in the Sons living room holding the phone up to his ear with a look of extreme
anxiousness on his face. The saiyajin was lightly bouncing up and down while biting his lip to keep from squealing with
excitement. Chi-Chi and Piccolo watched on from the backround. Piccolo now had his familiar trademark hat/helmet back
on his head and was back to his calm, cool disposition while Chi-Chi had her arms folded and was beginning to wonder if
the phone wasn't answered soon that Goku would explode.
She spoke up, " Umm, Goku? "
He zipped over to her, " SHHHHHSHHSHSHH! " Goku shhed her, holding his finger over his mouth, the phone still
ringing. The large saiyajin zipped off down the hall, leaving a stunned and confused Chi-Chi and Piccolo.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I'm starting to think this was a bad idea. "
Piccolo also sweatdropped, " Whatever made you think THAT... "
" *RING RING*! *RING RING*! "
" Hmm? " Vegeta paused from adjusting his shirt. The ouji now had on a tank top that read "Beach King" and a blue
pair of swim trunks along with a beachball under his arm. Kaka-chan was sitting upright on the prince's bed wearing Goku's
missing swim trunks. He smiled at his large, life-sized plush toy, " You hold this for your V-sama while he goes to get
the phone oh-kay? " the ouji said sweetly, plopping the beachball in Kaka-chan's lap and causing him to fall backwards,
making a little squeaky sound.
Vegeta picked up the phone, " Hello? "
" MY LITTLE VEGGIE I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!!! " the voice on the telephone squealed at the top of its lungs. Vegeta
held the phone and shook his head to stop his ears from ringing.
" Ka--Ka, Kakay? " Vegeta squeaked out.
" Oh my sweethearted little buddy I am so sorry I left you. I heard from Chi-chan that you sent that postcard to say
how sorry you were and I just wanted to tell you I accept your apologies and I LOVE YOU Veggie! " Goku squealed wildly into
the phone w/big sparkily eyes, his cheeks now hot pink.
" ... "
" Veggie? Veggie? "
" *THUMP*! " the sound of someone fainting could be heard in the backround.
" Veggie? " Goku scratched his head, then started nodding as Chi-Chi and Piccolo snuck down the hallway to where Goku
was standing, " Really? " the duo blinked at him curiously, " Really? REALLY? " Goku's eyes widened with joy after each
'really', " REEEEAAAAAALLLLLYYYYYY? REALLY REALLY REAAAAAAALLLLLYYYYYYY!!! " he almost slurred the word out due to the large
trail of drool dribbling out the side of his mouth. Goku squealed suddenly, " OH VEGGIE YES!! " the large saiyajin hung up;
or tried to--the phone slipped off the handle and landed on the floor. He bounced over to where Chi-Chi and Piccolo were,
almost hyperventilating with happiness. Piccolo cringed as a large drool droplet plopped on this shoe, " HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!
VEGGIE SAYS HE FORGIVES ME! " Goku grinned, giving Chi-Chi a big hug.
" You're kidding? " Chi-Chi said, surprised.
" He's up to something. " Piccolo shook his head.
" AAAAND Veggie wants me to join him on his vacation! " Goku added happily, setting Chi-Chi down.
" WHAT?! " she gawked.
" Toldja. " Piccolo shrugged, smirking.
" ERR, " Chi-Chi growled, " I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO ON A CRUISE WITH THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI! "
" But Veggie said there'll be balloons and party favors and a breakfast bar and water skiing! " Goku mused, the big
sparkily eyes returning to his features, " Veggie even says that if I hurry he'll take me skinny-dipping in that big pool
the cruise ship has. But we're going to have to do it at night cuz that's when no one is on watch! "
" And the ponies, don't forget the ponies, Kakarrotto-chan! " Vegeta's voice added through the receiver on the phone
that was still lying on the floor.
" Ponies? " Goku went off musing again.
Chi-Chi bent down to the phone, " YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS OUJI!!! " she angrily hung up, " Stupid conscience! I shouldn't
have told that Ouji OR Goku ANYTHING! " she snorted, then froze as a large figure whizzed by, " GOKU! GOKU WHERE ARE YOU
GOING! "
" TO PACK MY THINGS! " Goku shouted back, grinning, " I'M GOIN TO VEGGIELAND! "
Chi-Chi ran up the stairs after him, " OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU ARE!!! "
" Aww, Chi-chan look how cute I am! " Goku grinned at his reflection in the mirror. The saiyajin was now wearing a
tank similar to the ouji's which read "Beach Bum", a pair of swim trunks, and a straw hat on his head. Goku was carrying
a sandcastle bucket in one hand and had a white line of suntan lotion underneath each eye, " Do you think Veggie will like
my hat? He bought just for me at the start of summer. "
" I'm sure he'll adore it then. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically, then grumbled, " Stupid little...*grumble*grumble*...
backstabbing Ouji I should'a killed him when I had the chance...*grumble*... "
" Heeheehee, " Goku grinned, " Veggie's just gonna wanna hug me for hours! "
" Here then. " Chi-Chi said, shoving a small bottle in Goku's face. Goku took it from her.
" Chi-chan what is this? " he looked at it, confused.
" Pepper spray. You'll figure it out. " Chi-Chi said bluntly, then adjusted Goku's hat for him. The large saiyajin
just giggled in response, " And if that Ouji says he wants to hug you on the bed, I want you to fry his bed into a million
microscopic little pieces. "
" You got it Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, " Well, I'm off!! "
" Be careful. " Chi-Chi said, worried.
" Drive safely. " Piccolo added.
" Aww, don't worry Chi-chan. " Goku smiled comfortingly at her, " Veggie says he'll take "REAL GOOD care" of me! " he
giggled, then teleported off.
Chi-Chi shuddered at the thought, " "He'll take "REAL GOOD care" of me", MY BUTT! " Chi-Chi snorted in disgust. She
turned to Piccolo with a determined look on her face, " Come on green-bean! We've got a boat to catch! " Chi-Chi said,
storming out of the house.
Piccolo sweatdropped, " I think I'm starting to remember why I moved out of this house in the first place... "
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10:16 PM 9/2/2002
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: Well, that about wraps up Part 3.
Goku: [returns w/Gohan from having washed his arms several hundred times during the past minutes] Eew. [looks down at his
arms] Chu-sama they're still kinda yellow. [sniffs his arms] EEW! And they still smell like that Veggie-gas! (to Veggie)
Little Veggie why'd you have to go and do that for!
Vegeta: (proudly) That HAPPENS to be a saiyajin marking gas. It's a personal scent that warns other saiyajins that you belong
to someone already.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) And I thought the whole fanfiction-idea-of-saiyajins-biting-each-other-to-claim-mates was weird.
Vedge that gas thing is just plain disgusting!!
Goku: (staring at his arms) This stuff'll wear off, right?
Chi-Chi: (to Veggie) Why would you even do that in the first place?! YOU HAVE NO OTHER SAIYAJINS TO PROTECT HIM AGAINST!!!
THERE'S ONLY TWO OF YOU, MORON!
Vejitto: (mockingly) (while giggling) Grr.
Chi-Chi: (flatly) 3 of you.
Gogeta: (mockingly) (also giggling) Grr.
Chi-Chi: 4...OWW! [rubs her head in pain, then picks the item up off the ground that just beaned her on the head] What the--?
Freeza: [drives by in a golf cart] Just playing through. [gets up, places the ball back where it landed; on Chi-Chi's head;
floats above her and swings his golf stick, sending the ball flying off into the distance] [jumps back in the golf cart] Ooh
that was a good one! WE'RE OFF!
Cell: [in the drivers seat; both of them decked out in golf gear] (grumbles) I hate this game.
Freeza: [whacks him over the head with the golf stick] (angrily) I SAID WE'RE OFF!!
Cell: *grumble*grumble* Stupid whiney spoiled little...*grumble*
[golf cart drives off]
Vegeta: (completely bewildered) Well...that was weird.
Goku: (smiles) Veggie I want a golf cart too.
Vejitto: (grins) (waves) BYE CELL! BYE FREEZA! SEE YOU BACK IN H.F.I.L FOR YOUR DAILY BEATINGS!!
Gogeta: (snickers) "Daily beatings"?
Vejitto: (happily) King Enma assigned me as the security guard down there ya know.
Gogeta: (impressed) Wow.
Chi-Chi: (confused) Uhhhh, what just happened here?
Chuquita: Spontaneousity my friends, happens all the time.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) No kidding...
Chuquita: Oh! I saw the GT episode with Goggie in it today.
Gogeta: (cross between a boastful Veggie smirk and a Son grin) So? How'd ya like me--err--it?
Chi-Chi: (scoffs) "It" is more like it.
Gogeta: (sends a death-glare in her direction)
Chuquita: Actually I liked it a lot. (grins at Goggie) You made me laugh. (to audiance) Goggie acts the way Son-kun does OUT
of battle when he's IN battle.
Vegeta: Which can cause a lot of problems if you're not careful.
Chuquita: There was one point where he split into five of himself and was ready to release a kamehameha on (I think his name
is "Li Shenlong" I have no idea) this bad-guy and instead of five huge blasts each Goggie releases a little
tooting-horn-shaped thing that explodes into confetti and streamers. I cracked up. If you get a chance to watch this one you
should take a look at the villain's face as soon as he finds out he hasn't been destroyed but instead covered in festive
multi-colored party decorations.
Gogeta: (big Son grin) Heeeee...
Vejitto: (blows a raspberry at his brother) Oh yeah, well I could do that too--IF I WANTED TO LET ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
DIE IN A FIREY KI-BLAST EXPLOSION FROM MAJIN BUU!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (to herself) (sarcasm) They're not related to Son-kun and Veggie are they?
Gogeta: Heeheehee!
Chuquita: Btw, I found out that they're changing Bura's dub name.
Vegeta: (gawks) WHAT?!
Chi-Chi: (snorts) Who cares, that evil little ouji-spawn's almost worse than the Ouji himself. (grumbles) Little Miss.
"Oh Toussan and Mr. Goten's Daddy belong together because it's their destiny and they love each other so very much" HA! She
makes me sicker than Vegeta does sometimes!!
Goku: (not paying attention to what Chi-Chi just said) So what are they going to call Bura, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: (snicker) Bulla.
Chi-Chi: BULLY's more like it.
Goku: (giggles) [swivels his arms hawaiian-style] Bulla Bulla Hula Hula Wicky-Wacky Lahdi Dahdi! Heeheeheeheehee!
Chuquita: (chuckles) Well I didn't think they were going to stick with "Bra" for her name, in fact I only called her that
for the first several stories I wrote and then switched over to useing Bura. In the manga they might keep it the same though.
They call Bulma Bururma in that.
Vegeta: (shakes his head) I don't like saying Bulla. I really really don't like that. Besides, I'M the one who named her in
the first place!
Chi-Chi: (mock-laugh) YOU?? How did you come up with Bura?
Vegeta: Bejeetabura means vegetable in our show's native tongue. I figured, hey this word uses my name in it, why not use
the other half for her.
Everyone else: ...
Vegeta: ...it also means "strong-willed" in saiyajinese.
Everyone else: Ohhhhh.
Goku: (eager) What does Kakarrotto mean in saiyajinese little Veggie?
Vegeta: (evil snicker) [leans closer to Son] Do you REALLY wanna know?
Chi-Chi: [gets inbetween them and pushes Veggie away] NO he does NOT.
Vegeta: Hmmph. Oh yeah? Well how's this? (turns to audiance) Vote for ME and in the next story I'll reveal the meaning of
Kakarrotto's name translated into english!
Vejitto: (grins) And it's far from meaning carrot!
Goku: (surprised) It DOESN'T mean carrot? Hmm. [shrugs] Who knew?
Vegeta: (smirks at Son) Actually your saiyajin name as a deep facinating beautiful meaning to it. (to audiance) But you
have to vote for ME if you wanna find out what it is!
Chi-Chi: THAT'S CHEATING, OUJI!
Chuquita: (to Chi-Chi) So? Someone cheated for your side by voting 5 times for you.
Chi-Chi: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (laughing) HAHAHA! Probably the ONLY person who voted for you too, Onna!
Chi-Chi: [slaps him across the face] IS NOT!!
Vegeta: (to Chu) I bet she's the one voted for herself.
Chi-Chi: [w/Goku holding her back] WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU OUJI I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES!!!
Vegeta: (curious) (to Chu) How many votes HAS Onna gotten all together so far?
Chuquita: I'm not allowed to reveal that information until the end of the last chapter.
Vegeta: (folds his arms) Aww crud.
Chuquita: (happily) See ya in Part 4 everybody!
Goku: Vegeta, Vejita, Bejita, Bejeeta, Vejeeta, Velveeta.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) What?
Goku: There are many ways to spell little Veggie but there is only one way to spell little buddy. (grins) [grabs Veggie and
gives him a big hug] And this is how!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh..aww, sweet Kakay-chaaan..hehehheh...
Gohan: I think I'm gonna throw up.