ORDER IN THE COURT -
By Pikachu
NOTE: Nothing to say except.. read and review?
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*Karen and Popuri are walking into the courtroom*
Judge: Order! Order in the court! I want to get this started.
Karen: I object!
Judge: AWW SHADDUP!
Karen: Hey! Judges are supposed to be nice.
Judge: Well maybe I'm not a "judges" am I?
Karen: Are you on your period? Because sometimes when you're menstruating, you
could be a real pain in the ass.
Judge: I'm a MAN for cripes sake!
Judge: This case will NOW begin whether any of y'alls say anything else.
Popuri: But I haven't even said a word yet.
Judge: SILENCE! The case between Popuri and Karen will now begin. Karen's lawyer is
her best friend Ann, and Popuri's laywer is her father Basil.
Karen: I still object.
Judge: SHADDUP! Karen is suing Popuri for taking drugs and burning down her house
NOW Karen, tell your side of the story.
Karen: Well it all happened.. last night. I was fixing my hair and apply my makeup for my
TOTALLY hot date with the new muscular farmer guy. He's really cute and strong and
tall, dark and handsome!! He's so attractive!! Anyways, I like, was doing my stuff and
then suddenly I saw a flame in the corner of my eye! My house was burning down. I
ran out as fast as I can and I saw Popuri snickering and running off.
Popuri: Lier.
Karen: Fuck up.
Judge: Hey! There will be no blasphemy in the courtroom, except by me! Now Karen, do
you have any PROOF that Popuri burned your house down?
Popuri: Yeah Karen, do you have any proof?
Judge: Shut up, Popuri.
Popuri: *lips are sealed*
Karen: PROOF!? My goddamned house is burned to ashes!
Judge: How do I know it's your house?
Karen: You sure do know how to take the fun out of things.
Karen: I call my first witness Jack to the stand!
Judge: Hey! You can't do that!
*Jack comes walking in*
Judge: .. Oh well.
Judge: Jack, is it true that Popuri burned down Karen's house?
Jack: Yeah. As I came walking in I saw Popuri running out behind me with some
matches.
Popuri: Liers.
Jack & Karen: Fuck up.
Judge: It's a hard story to believe. But it can happen. Ann, what do you have to say
about this?
Ann: It's true.
Judge: That's it?
Ann: Did I stutter?
Judge: Um, no ma'am.
Ann: I thought so.
Judge: Erhm, um, anyways, is that all Karen?
Karen: I believe so.
Judge: Please be seated. Popuri, come up to the stand and tell your story. *starts
hearing kissy noises* *looks over and finds Jack and Karen making out* EXCUSE YOU
TWO?!?! WE'RE IN COURT!!
Karen: Bite me.
Judge: Excuse me?
Karen: *mimicks the judge in a squeaky, high pitched voice* Excuse me?
Judge: Be quiet.
Karen: Be quiet.
Judge: Are you mimicking me?
Karen: Are you mimicking me?
Judge: STOP IT!
Karen: STOP IT!
Judge: SHADDUP!
Karen: SHADDUP!
Judge: I'm stupid.
Karen: I know you are.
*jury starts snickering*
Judge: Anyways.. Popuri?
Popuri: That's not true! I did not burn down her house!
Basil: Stop lying, you know you did.
Popuri: DAAAAAAAD!
Basil: She's mentally retarded. She's been taking drugs lately and has been doing weird
acts of vandalism. *starts crying* She smokes crack! I've been trying to get her on
Nicoderm CQ but it doesn't work..
Judge: And with that, I call this case to an end. Popuri you are proved guilty and Karen,
you can sue Popuri's pockets for all I care.
Karen: Alright, Popuri, fork up your money.
Popuri: All I have is ten cents.
Karen: Basil, fork up your money.
*Basil takes out his money but drops a coin*
Karen: I'll get it. *bends over and Popuri and the Judge are checking out her ass*
Karen: Excuse you two?!
Judge & Popuri: Nothing.
Karen: *sighs*
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NOTE: It was weird.. I know.. but.. five reviews will earn ya another chapter, erh, case.
Next case: Jack and Cliff!
By Pikachu
NOTE: Nothing to say except.. read and review?
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*Karen and Popuri are walking into the courtroom*
Judge: Order! Order in the court! I want to get this started.
Karen: I object!
Judge: AWW SHADDUP!
Karen: Hey! Judges are supposed to be nice.
Judge: Well maybe I'm not a "judges" am I?
Karen: Are you on your period? Because sometimes when you're menstruating, you
could be a real pain in the ass.
Judge: I'm a MAN for cripes sake!
Judge: This case will NOW begin whether any of y'alls say anything else.
Popuri: But I haven't even said a word yet.
Judge: SILENCE! The case between Popuri and Karen will now begin. Karen's lawyer is
her best friend Ann, and Popuri's laywer is her father Basil.
Karen: I still object.
Judge: SHADDUP! Karen is suing Popuri for taking drugs and burning down her house
NOW Karen, tell your side of the story.
Karen: Well it all happened.. last night. I was fixing my hair and apply my makeup for my
TOTALLY hot date with the new muscular farmer guy. He's really cute and strong and
tall, dark and handsome!! He's so attractive!! Anyways, I like, was doing my stuff and
then suddenly I saw a flame in the corner of my eye! My house was burning down. I
ran out as fast as I can and I saw Popuri snickering and running off.
Popuri: Lier.
Karen: Fuck up.
Judge: Hey! There will be no blasphemy in the courtroom, except by me! Now Karen, do
you have any PROOF that Popuri burned your house down?
Popuri: Yeah Karen, do you have any proof?
Judge: Shut up, Popuri.
Popuri: *lips are sealed*
Karen: PROOF!? My goddamned house is burned to ashes!
Judge: How do I know it's your house?
Karen: You sure do know how to take the fun out of things.
Karen: I call my first witness Jack to the stand!
Judge: Hey! You can't do that!
*Jack comes walking in*
Judge: .. Oh well.
Judge: Jack, is it true that Popuri burned down Karen's house?
Jack: Yeah. As I came walking in I saw Popuri running out behind me with some
matches.
Popuri: Liers.
Jack & Karen: Fuck up.
Judge: It's a hard story to believe. But it can happen. Ann, what do you have to say
about this?
Ann: It's true.
Judge: That's it?
Ann: Did I stutter?
Judge: Um, no ma'am.
Ann: I thought so.
Judge: Erhm, um, anyways, is that all Karen?
Karen: I believe so.
Judge: Please be seated. Popuri, come up to the stand and tell your story. *starts
hearing kissy noises* *looks over and finds Jack and Karen making out* EXCUSE YOU
TWO?!?! WE'RE IN COURT!!
Karen: Bite me.
Judge: Excuse me?
Karen: *mimicks the judge in a squeaky, high pitched voice* Excuse me?
Judge: Be quiet.
Karen: Be quiet.
Judge: Are you mimicking me?
Karen: Are you mimicking me?
Judge: STOP IT!
Karen: STOP IT!
Judge: SHADDUP!
Karen: SHADDUP!
Judge: I'm stupid.
Karen: I know you are.
*jury starts snickering*
Judge: Anyways.. Popuri?
Popuri: That's not true! I did not burn down her house!
Basil: Stop lying, you know you did.
Popuri: DAAAAAAAD!
Basil: She's mentally retarded. She's been taking drugs lately and has been doing weird
acts of vandalism. *starts crying* She smokes crack! I've been trying to get her on
Nicoderm CQ but it doesn't work..
Judge: And with that, I call this case to an end. Popuri you are proved guilty and Karen,
you can sue Popuri's pockets for all I care.
Karen: Alright, Popuri, fork up your money.
Popuri: All I have is ten cents.
Karen: Basil, fork up your money.
*Basil takes out his money but drops a coin*
Karen: I'll get it. *bends over and Popuri and the Judge are checking out her ass*
Karen: Excuse you two?!
Judge & Popuri: Nothing.
Karen: *sighs*
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NOTE: It was weird.. I know.. but.. five reviews will earn ya another chapter, erh, case.
Next case: Jack and Cliff!